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Porn Inspection Scam

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 – running time 10:22
Lots of Hi Tech News Ticker action in today's Internet Superstar as Martin and Jay discuss the man who tried to have sex with a park bench and the guy who tried to get free porn by acting like a government agent. Did either of them succeed?

Previous: Daisy Whitney

Highlights
high schools ( 6:16, 6:16 ) Hugh grant ( 1:17, 1:17 ) North Korea ( 8:34, 8:34 ) United States ( 9:41, 9:41 ) high schools ( 6:16, 6:16 ) Hugh grant ( 1:17, 1:17 ) North Korea ( 8:34, 8:34 ) United States ( 9:41, 9:41 )

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" War. This episode of Internet superstars occupy the national campaign against drunk driving. Hello and welcome Internet superstar they showed the cover is the most important intriguing and just plain -- people and things online. I'm into and adds Martin Sargent."

" And I'm -- oh well might be up kids did you do and I'm good mind and Japan."

" I would be a substitute. Okay you since my hot and just -- action with your actual infection. With the I picked up again and I'm sure -- Marty."

" Whether -- active and two people it's about you don't know the new co host the new sidekick on the boards here Revision 3. Well they say am fat yeah there dot the gators bullet they don't know as I idea I gained a lot of -- to play this part the and about a couple of that that particular play now that. If I didn't hear it and in Andrea you know I was thinking out what that usually you played that. Hugh grant's do you tell you to -- movie. -- It's really lives and yeah yeah well I prefer the didn't hear and yeah. And renewable in his later years and it's funny fun if you will like it. You're much better than Gator which just proves there goes that conspiracy the it theory that you -- the same person wind up."

" You know gosh I wish you well I don't wish Stewart is -- dead. Let. You know I -- the camera adds about ten or fifteen pounds of some people thirty and you know. I didn't like crispy creams and nervous and bodies at the terrified. I think I was -- you have read. Blinking light I know I'd say you're saying is they -- idiots like from that we 2001. -- okay if."

" I would try to calm the -- like. -- well there and -- and the Olympic Games which is unfortunate that airport one year old man. It means saying it. Who almost lost his -- trying to have sex with a metal part backseat. The baggage could not going to jump out a little holes and you see this kind of action in zing -- did you blown apart while everyone else glued to their TV screens what in the gets. Try -- world record over the -- retarded sex act by penetrating one of the tiny holes and they're not that sharp -- dean was them do you still met stainless steel -- hold is going on yeah little ones you know it out if you like doubt about the barely grew in size he got stuck. He got scared he called police when doctors arrived on the scene they tried to relieve some of the pressure by removing as well as blood. -- the it whip him attached to the hospital. Where the thing had to be sawed off brands like now presidential thing and shine a about sharing the -- and how do you look at this ranks. When like everywhere in the world Israel -- it that Phelps. -- mogul Michael Phelps and be exiting the garage items that it but the whole apartment I don't know how much worse it."

" Again than the images of years in -- Sunday loving husband being cut cut -- cut out of stay with you know the job as a member of the -- couldn't. Yeah. I can -- or loses well they followed an item in a bang that table. Public flew over to put up part which. It's just can't play that's run my motto is a nominee is never never kind of anything you can't pick up and run with like an Adirondack chair for example and I could just pick that up here right to the hospital with -- a matter."

" Our employers -- kidnapping -- he had them. I was there way bigger camp picker upper -- into the cookbook. I don't want any part of -- if they think the average this Michael felt I can you imagine. Can you imagine if you're like Michael Phelps is like ex girlfriend. It's not like that she's really like bent out of shape about their relationship adding about you like to see his image like 400 times today like breaking -- world records can you imagine it was Michael filtered down on that -- can you imagine channel is like that you're doing it to with the butterfly. On the on the picnic table sent on how the world record have you read. Michael Phelps it is a little kid. But otherwise okay like 1213 fourteen years all night basically you know you had your way with anything I still think -- would've tried yet. Friday keynote populated with a part package I don't think I would and 41 usually via the -- the royalty coterie of love this happened before Carlton Williams whoever you instantly anyway well written about it before -- deepest wounded that literally. Police in Colorado us and -- Colorado our for a man who watched it unsuccessful. Pork inspections. Yeah. Adult just Norton's it was with the bureau of -- inspection. And to gravitate toward the -- and sure. And all the performers were of legal age -- Google scans it's not a bad about it as I listen to the thing that Brian Dennehy films but I -- and then just try to you know -- that he was being treated right they give me free ones like the blockbuster an American an ego comment and who couldn't. -- that. That I just would want you hide it this is the God's honest truth. This guy is an -- here's what I do I was a kid is that true story haven't tried -- quickly. I -- one -- he really badly sounds like fifteen years old so I went in porn star with a note that I had written from the professor of a local college saying that there -- some advanced students in the -- and because of budget cuts they could no longer afford that the new models. So they're asking the students all over again porn magazines that we could draw men from the port magazines and that there was some investors think that's a high schools or they wouldn't normally be allowed to buy these -- And the guy that reads the city's relay -- Kate you've got one house a teacher. And that is clearly a point of public and to ignore what club and actually really. Like about hardcore and I didn't hear the drawn -- yeah like that like the three anyway lesbians that it might yeah. You know I want some point. Could it."

" Two guys like dumpster -- and they -- these are right for the that the drug deal penthouse -- we'd like. I go -- they know nothing then yes you we've found him in the by the save a step by my house easily. Crawl through the Dow Australia -- daily through like dangerous hazardous materials is that going to lately. You better had a reading writing and now deathly grab -- and -- of."

" I can safely grabs him over right catalog that's a good night get a Dennehy the good night right back look at. Those two story that -- tied to cater to the children younger audience. This is the site where we pitched to kids about how technology is changing lives in Third World countries will service that we do and we call it -- around the globe critic and."

" Not generally -- is now."

" This week would traveling to Somalia."

" This country in the horn of Africa governed by decentralized clan system."

" It's not the most stable place -- which means that it's loudly at the person with the most guns is usually right."

" When it comes to tech is not a whole lot of truth is we're not really sure what's going on its body because it's far too dangerous to visit."

" But hey Disney tale. A few years back Somali pirates detective cruise ship way out of the Indian Ocean had these been get 200 nautical miles up the coast of Somalia and that's get loaded with shoulder fired rockets. That simple they -- it shifted its. That's right they probably had feminist impala and allowed it to catalog of great distances and do things ordinary -- wouldn't dream up like attacking and cruise ship 200 nautical miles out to -- in a row look."

" Now that's -- is what we in the west golf ball -- Litigating could be just terrible terrible desperation. Given notice that's legally travel to North Korea. "

" Well this service that we do her own children for the audience that you don't think you volatility does it probably. We should put the act around the globe in the same show. Is that points back in the -- having sex with those numbers -- we're gonna we're gonna work cut out for next week and Ecuador and if this Internet service."

" tomorrow we interview the star scams gold rush and brush work day thanks for watching everyone will see -- the ball. By."

" Yeah."

" Yeah in this area for just a second year in 200613. 1470. People were killed in alcohol impaired driving crashes. These great value accounted for 32 -- that of the total motor vehicle traffic fatalities. In the United States so if you're planning to drink alcoholic your pals designate a sober driver from four and going out and give that person your keys. The alternative is to kill or maim somebody else boy yourself boy and up to gel. I don't ruin your life. Don't drink and drive thanks. --"

" We will find you. Cops everywhere stepping in."

" War. This episode of Internet superstars occupy the national campaign against drunk driving. Hello and welcome Internet superstar they showed the cover is the most important intriguing and just plain -- people and things online. I'm into and adds Martin Sargent."

" And I'm -- oh well might be up kids did you do and I'm good mind and Japan."

" I would be a substitute. Okay you since my hot and just -- action with your actual infection. With the I picked up again and I'm sure -- Marty."

" Whether -- active and two people it's about you don't know the new co host the new sidekick on the boards here Revision 3. Well they say am fat yeah there dot the gators bullet they don't know as I idea I gained a lot of -- to play this part the and about a couple of that that particular play now that. If I didn't hear it and in Andrea you know I was thinking out what that usually you played that. Hugh grant's do you tell you to -- movie. -- It's really lives and yeah yeah well I prefer the didn't hear and yeah. And renewable in his later years and it's funny fun if you will like it. You're much better than Gator which just proves there goes that conspiracy the it theory that you -- the same person wind up."

" You know gosh I wish you well I don't wish Stewart is -- dead. Let. You know I -- the camera adds about ten or fifteen pounds of some people thirty and you know. I didn't like crispy creams and nervous and bodies at the terrified. I think I was -- you have read. Blinking light I know I'd say you're saying is they -- idiots like from that we 2001. -- okay if."

" I would try to calm the -- like. -- well there and -- and the Olympic Games which is unfortunate that airport one year old man. It means saying it. Who almost lost his -- trying to have sex with a metal part backseat. The baggage could not going to jump out a little holes and you see this kind of action in zing -- did you blown apart while everyone else glued to their TV screens what in the gets. Try -- world record over the -- retarded sex act by penetrating one of the tiny holes and they're not that sharp -- dean was them do you still met stainless steel -- hold is going on yeah little ones you know it out if you like doubt about the barely grew in size he got stuck. He got scared he called police when doctors arrived on the scene they tried to relieve some of the pressure by removing as well as blood. -- the it whip him attached to the hospital. Where the thing had to be sawed off brands like now presidential thing and shine a about sharing the -- and how do you look at this ranks. When like everywhere in the world Israel -- it that Phelps. -- mogul Michael Phelps and be exiting the garage items that it but the whole apartment I don't know how much worse it."

" Again than the images of years in -- Sunday loving husband being cut cut -- cut out of stay with you know the job as a member of the -- couldn't. Yeah. I can -- or loses well they followed an item in a bang that table. Public flew over to put up part which. It's just can't play that's run my motto is a nominee is never never kind of anything you can't pick up and run with like an Adirondack chair for example and I could just pick that up here right to the hospital with -- a matter."

" Our employers -- kidnapping -- he had them. I was there way bigger camp picker upper -- into the cookbook. I don't want any part of -- if they think the average this Michael felt I can you imagine. Can you imagine if you're like Michael Phelps is like ex girlfriend. It's not like that she's really like bent out of shape about their relationship adding about you like to see his image like 400 times today like breaking -- world records can you imagine it was Michael filtered down on that -- can you imagine channel is like that you're doing it to with the butterfly. On the on the picnic table sent on how the world record have you read. Michael Phelps it is a little kid. But otherwise okay like 1213 fourteen years all night basically you know you had your way with anything I still think -- would've tried yet. Friday keynote populated with a part package I don't think I would and 41 usually via the -- the royalty coterie of love this happened before Carlton Williams whoever you instantly anyway well written about it before -- deepest wounded that literally. Police in Colorado us and -- Colorado our for a man who watched it unsuccessful. Pork inspections. Yeah. Adult just Norton's it was with the bureau of -- inspection. And to gravitate toward the -- and sure. And all the performers were of legal age -- Google scans it's not a bad about it as I listen to the thing that Brian Dennehy films but I -- and then just try to you know -- that he was being treated right they give me free ones like the blockbuster an American an ego comment and who couldn't. -- that. That I just would want you hide it this is the God's honest truth. This guy is an -- here's what I do I was a kid is that true story haven't tried -- quickly. I -- one -- he really badly sounds like fifteen years old so I went in porn star with a note that I had written from the professor of a local college saying that there -- some advanced students in the -- and because of budget cuts they could no longer afford that the new models. So they're asking the students all over again porn magazines that we could draw men from the port magazines and that there was some investors think that's a high schools or they wouldn't normally be allowed to buy these -- And the guy that reads the city's relay -- Kate you've got one house a teacher. And that is clearly a point of public and to ignore what club and actually really. Like about hardcore and I didn't hear the drawn -- yeah like that like the three anyway lesbians that it might yeah. You know I want some point. Could it."

" Two guys like dumpster -- and they -- these are right for the that the drug deal penthouse -- we'd like. I go -- they know nothing then yes you we've found him in the by the save a step by my house easily. Crawl through the Dow Australia -- daily through like dangerous hazardous materials is that going to lately. You better had a reading writing and now deathly grab -- and -- of."

" I can safely grabs him over right catalog that's a good night get a Dennehy the good night right back look at. Those two story that -- tied to cater to the children younger audience. This is the site where we pitched to kids about how technology is changing lives in Third World countries will service that we do and we call it -- around the globe critic and."

" Not generally -- is now."

" This week would traveling to Somalia."

" This country in the horn of Africa governed by decentralized clan system."

" It's not the most stable place -- which means that it's loudly at the person with the most guns is usually right."

" When it comes to tech is not a whole lot of truth is we're not really sure what's going on its body because it's far too dangerous to visit."

" But hey Disney tale. A few years back Somali pirates detective cruise ship way out of the Indian Ocean had these been get 200 nautical miles up the coast of Somalia and that's get loaded with shoulder fired rockets. That simple they -- it shifted its. That's right they probably had feminist impala and allowed it to catalog of great distances and do things ordinary -- wouldn't dream up like attacking and cruise ship 200 nautical miles out to -- in a row look."

" Now that's -- is what we in the west golf ball -- Litigating could be just terrible terrible desperation. Given notice that's legally travel to North Korea. "

" Well this service that we do her own children for the audience that you don't think you volatility does it probably. We should put the act around the globe in the same show. Is that points back in the -- having sex with those numbers -- we're gonna we're gonna work cut out for next week and Ecuador and if this Internet service."

" tomorrow we interview the star scams gold rush and brush work day thanks for watching everyone will see -- the ball. By."

" Yeah."

" Yeah in this area for just a second year in 200613. 1470. People were killed in alcohol impaired driving crashes. These great value accounted for 32 -- that of the total motor vehicle traffic fatalities. In the United States so if you're planning to drink alcoholic your pals designate a sober driver from four and going out and give that person your keys. The alternative is to kill or maim somebody else boy yourself boy and up to gel. I don't ruin your life. Don't drink and drive thanks. --"

" We will find you. Cops everywhere stepping in."