Martin and Jay post insane Craigslist ads in the men seeking women section, and amazingly people respond.

Here is Jay's ad:

Night Hunter Seeking Huntress

For too long now I've stood mute and detached on the fringes of the oily black night, watching, waiting...come take my hand and together we will jump like coiled jungle cats on the passing dusky, rustle of soft fur and underbelly that is and will be our night love. Make me your green-eyed, lank-legged cat of the night. Let's make a love kill. I am waiting, ever still...waiting to peel back the layers of your musky sex flower.

I also like eating at Chili's, Irish Setters, antique knife collecting and the films of Haley Berry.

Your picture gets mine.

Peace

And here is Martin's:

I Rule. Seriously.

You will soon know this to be true. I will treat you like a fairy princess, and you will call your mother to swoon about me after our first date. I'm looking for someone who can keep up with me intellectually. You must also be super hot, but totally "down to earth."

Guess who got more responses? Watch the show to find out.

Also, Martin and Jay discuss a new adult channel that promises that at least 50% of its porn actors will be Canadian.

And finally, they say goodbye to their summer intern, Chris Lesinski. Good riddance...