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Craigslist Lovin'

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 – running time 10:30
Martin and Jay post insane Craigslist ads in the men seeking women section, and amazingly people respond.

Martin and Jay post insane Craigslist ads in the men seeking women section, and amazingly people respond.

Here is Jay's ad:

Night Hunter Seeking Huntress

For too long now I've stood mute and detached on the fringes of the oily black night, watching, waiting...come take my hand and together we will jump like coiled jungle cats on the passing dusky, rustle of soft fur and underbelly that is and will be our night love. Make me your green-eyed, lank-legged cat of the night. Let's make a love kill. I am waiting, ever still...waiting to peel back the layers of your musky sex flower.

I also like eating at Chili's, Irish Setters, antique knife collecting and the films of Haley Berry.

Your picture gets mine.

Peace

And here is Martin's:

I Rule. Seriously.

You will soon know this to be true. I will treat you like a fairy princess, and you will call your mother to swoon about me after our first date. I'm looking for someone who can keep up with me intellectually. You must also be super hot, but totally "down to earth."

Guess who got more responses? Watch the show to find out.

Also, Martin and Jay discuss a new adult channel that promises that at least 50% of its porn actors will be Canadian.

And finally, they say goodbye to their summer intern, Chris Lesinski. Good riddance...

Previous: Morgan Webb

Highlights
Denzel Washington ( 4:07, 4:07 ) Martin Sargent ( 0:23, 0:23 ) Lincoln Douglas debates ( 4:22, 4:22 ) Halle Berry ( 1:47, 1:47 ) Denzel Washington ( 4:07, 4:07 ) Martin Sargent ( 0:23, 0:23 ) Lincoln Douglas debates ( 4:22, 4:22 ) Halle Berry ( 1:47, 1:47 )

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" War. This episode of Internet superstar is brought to you by GoDaddy got top. Yeah. --"

" Hello and welcome Internet superstar of the show the covers the most important intriguing and just -- bunkers people and things online. I am. Internet's. Martin Sargent. "

" And I'm enjoying it but only."

" God -- that if you don't -- wonderful. Wonderful well did it is this is the -- and figure out and that's their respective just expanded idea we decided that we would undertake a little experiment in social engineering your take is Brian rationally defense health risk tolerance. We both wrote bogus Craigslist ads and posted them to be men seeking women section on the Craigslist thing is that we wrote down the purposefully. Come -- big -- I didn't. Love I did just this how how desperate some of the women out there truly are and we thought we got a little contest. To see who would get the most responses right so here we go OJ wanted to start out by reading your at Iowa mines and metals."

" Bob -- on the street it. Night undersea huntress particularly now I stood and you can detached on the fringes of the oily black night watching and waiting. Could take my hand and get that would you like cat in the hat and that's US soccer and underbelly of that is and will. They agree -- Actually led to. Can't. -- after complaining to peel back layers of sex. I also like eating Chile's Irish setters and to ignite collecting in the films of Halle Berry. "

" OK let it -- pretty get how many responses. Did you get from ladies stare at. I got into anymore but. Again -- you've got three. -- the husband that lied about unfurling the sex flower that. What it was like hey stood. -- Oh yeah there probably right now presence -- here's mine. My subject line was the chemical entity. Nice article I was I rule seriously. And the body of is that you'll soon and there's no that's true. I don't treat military and that and you'll order your brother doing about it at Rutgers. With me until -- must ultimately it would totally down to stop. I both Allen who is the exact thing until I got. Yeah it's good that. For a spot the but what is the response from the same woman says it responded in my head twice on not -- the -- I think that can't of the cancer that each other out. Which makes your responses to right. Now. That -- yeah on the more attractive person but with the and -- history totally -- it totally hot super hot especially that senator actually better I think the trick is -- gotta be a big -- and if I put up like a real touching -- I think we would have responded I'm Angela that it looks a little of that respond to -- case. Don't respond to an ad like that it's like the -- it you wouldn't let him quickly just. Yeah. But it -- artist created -- an argument between two of debate coach kids. It was not that sharp witted dialogue typically associate with college debate -- instead. The penetrated profanity -- barbs in one of them pulled down his shorts exposing his underwear. It is telling you about how we show you actual video of the instant check this stuff. So there's images are read Brinkley there she's from the University of Pittsburgh this is this black women there is the other debate -- William Shanahan from fort Hays. Look at. Or boy. Then look at him go to elect and the gently moved to help us now. Then this is not quite as inspiring as that Denzel Washington movie the great debaters -- I haven't been there inspired many people to go into the debate to be here and the best part. Of what what this."

" I don't think ruins are now."

" Not supposed to do know that that's like that was."

" It popular back in the link is -- Lincoln Douglas debates back back. Back in the day as -- is little known Lou that the that Douglas -- and Lincoln's. He pulled down its cargo shorts and millions. A little known rhetorical trick. Ruining people that's -- back -- on the -- was that -- this that it this. This see this that he just he wit that is like a lot is ends about cargo shorts. -- down -- is Crocs just moon. The link him. It's right up his game pretty big one that debate I -- and a guy who movement liability -- guided the gently on the way this Q on the way. Now yeah you want to do it sports report for you put your cargo assurance that you got her Austin -- here Haynes and Aaron. It that they went -- to win Wednesday -- the ponytail flip the end of this sharp well that you go to start there is no robot hell yeah remote and battered down cold I case and you want to -- far right. Yeah well you know I just with the Olympics are over and then -- and so while I can't lay back on the couch and watch young people break world records. While YE. Bags and work cracked and I can that there are few memories of the Olympics or distorted seared into my brain like the -- like Michael Powell's where exactly I've got my list of my personal top three favorite Olympic moments little -- questions yeah what's number three number three. Is."

" Yeah. Business yeah. This move it wasn't my favorites and then did them my -- you favorite moment was right there that's -- yeah. -- a -- Yeah I got myself like -- do business now yeah yeah all of those -- he's got a series happen."

" I'm -- it's -- did you didn't make the qualifier outside and enjoy."

" But I have a runners up about it. This moment in the Chinese incursion as competition. Yeah yeah and then this lunatic yourself kind of I kid who lives in volatile."

" Appreciate you well yeah."

" To the garage or in my favorite Olympic moment. It's its own right here. I believe you can see why. Wouldn't actually it's and -- and the that was okay. It's sad that it really is not this day. Here in the shadow it's our internal Gusinsky's the last day health and human growth cloud over the issue. Andy's here. Salt loses he -- look you learn what did you learn during your your summer law intern ship with this here."

" Is. I -- and I belong to actually. I don't belong in his -- Wearing. I'm better than your heels shorts and then went into. It's. Gonna -- what is -- what do I news alert in Long Island and you agreed. Thailand. Very much about you know working on so many different shows and so many capacities and being well -- you learn how to be entertaining. Boring ads but I think. Flick like all the all the different things that on the show yeah okay in loses and what. Like I. It is dictator one viewpoint and a -- that he'd argue that the animals they should get her something there is different there's different. Steve so yeah. -- well it was. Great to be --"

" Yeah for me when he appeared with -- Nazis that you want to work on the Bryant -- we're just go as I think show it or should know regardless that your administration right here did you it would do you want ads himself who reported an opportunity to shine here."

" Do it showed that in the world and yet I need he told me to come prepared -- the deck of cards here's like that old man."

" Worded my fly though this problem and -- upon -- payments Syria. Is time -- one."

" Those stupid but it."

" Without a home you're gonna trying to clone has me say -- love. Loses T. Forget have been in the is enough I'm Alina thank you and I aren't -- relative is an internship runners city's image literally -- just spectacular. Event. I didn't even though himself a failure in the proper name is Chris was and -- and -- was losing -- And somewhere on -- yeah. Scottie. -- yeah. It could just hit Apple's there with product that I applaud until we'll see at the -- I think that's magic -- years on it has been -- she. And yeah. Yeah yeah exactly the time. Out yeah."

" Yeah. And driven Internet superstar if you want to make -- impact on mine godaddy.com. Head what you need done done and frivolity what. What I don't think that's an easy website builders and much more. Coats don't want when he checked out and say that additional. Opted to order restriction applies inside the -- out on the Internet could. GoDaddy -- out."

" War. This episode of Internet superstar is brought to you by GoDaddy got top. Yeah. --"

" Hello and welcome Internet superstar of the show the covers the most important intriguing and just -- bunkers people and things online. I am. Internet's. Martin Sargent. "

" And I'm enjoying it but only."

" God -- that if you don't -- wonderful. Wonderful well did it is this is the -- and figure out and that's their respective just expanded idea we decided that we would undertake a little experiment in social engineering your take is Brian rationally defense health risk tolerance. We both wrote bogus Craigslist ads and posted them to be men seeking women section on the Craigslist thing is that we wrote down the purposefully. Come -- big -- I didn't. Love I did just this how how desperate some of the women out there truly are and we thought we got a little contest. To see who would get the most responses right so here we go OJ wanted to start out by reading your at Iowa mines and metals."

" Bob -- on the street it. Night undersea huntress particularly now I stood and you can detached on the fringes of the oily black night watching and waiting. Could take my hand and get that would you like cat in the hat and that's US soccer and underbelly of that is and will. They agree -- Actually led to. Can't. -- after complaining to peel back layers of sex. I also like eating Chile's Irish setters and to ignite collecting in the films of Halle Berry. "

" OK let it -- pretty get how many responses. Did you get from ladies stare at. I got into anymore but. Again -- you've got three. -- the husband that lied about unfurling the sex flower that. What it was like hey stood. -- Oh yeah there probably right now presence -- here's mine. My subject line was the chemical entity. Nice article I was I rule seriously. And the body of is that you'll soon and there's no that's true. I don't treat military and that and you'll order your brother doing about it at Rutgers. With me until -- must ultimately it would totally down to stop. I both Allen who is the exact thing until I got. Yeah it's good that. For a spot the but what is the response from the same woman says it responded in my head twice on not -- the -- I think that can't of the cancer that each other out. Which makes your responses to right. Now. That -- yeah on the more attractive person but with the and -- history totally -- it totally hot super hot especially that senator actually better I think the trick is -- gotta be a big -- and if I put up like a real touching -- I think we would have responded I'm Angela that it looks a little of that respond to -- case. Don't respond to an ad like that it's like the -- it you wouldn't let him quickly just. Yeah. But it -- artist created -- an argument between two of debate coach kids. It was not that sharp witted dialogue typically associate with college debate -- instead. The penetrated profanity -- barbs in one of them pulled down his shorts exposing his underwear. It is telling you about how we show you actual video of the instant check this stuff. So there's images are read Brinkley there she's from the University of Pittsburgh this is this black women there is the other debate -- William Shanahan from fort Hays. Look at. Or boy. Then look at him go to elect and the gently moved to help us now. Then this is not quite as inspiring as that Denzel Washington movie the great debaters -- I haven't been there inspired many people to go into the debate to be here and the best part. Of what what this."

" I don't think ruins are now."

" Not supposed to do know that that's like that was."

" It popular back in the link is -- Lincoln Douglas debates back back. Back in the day as -- is little known Lou that the that Douglas -- and Lincoln's. He pulled down its cargo shorts and millions. A little known rhetorical trick. Ruining people that's -- back -- on the -- was that -- this that it this. This see this that he just he wit that is like a lot is ends about cargo shorts. -- down -- is Crocs just moon. The link him. It's right up his game pretty big one that debate I -- and a guy who movement liability -- guided the gently on the way this Q on the way. Now yeah you want to do it sports report for you put your cargo assurance that you got her Austin -- here Haynes and Aaron. It that they went -- to win Wednesday -- the ponytail flip the end of this sharp well that you go to start there is no robot hell yeah remote and battered down cold I case and you want to -- far right. Yeah well you know I just with the Olympics are over and then -- and so while I can't lay back on the couch and watch young people break world records. While YE. Bags and work cracked and I can that there are few memories of the Olympics or distorted seared into my brain like the -- like Michael Powell's where exactly I've got my list of my personal top three favorite Olympic moments little -- questions yeah what's number three number three. Is."

" Yeah. Business yeah. This move it wasn't my favorites and then did them my -- you favorite moment was right there that's -- yeah. -- a -- Yeah I got myself like -- do business now yeah yeah all of those -- he's got a series happen."

" I'm -- it's -- did you didn't make the qualifier outside and enjoy."

" But I have a runners up about it. This moment in the Chinese incursion as competition. Yeah yeah and then this lunatic yourself kind of I kid who lives in volatile."

" Appreciate you well yeah."

" To the garage or in my favorite Olympic moment. It's its own right here. I believe you can see why. Wouldn't actually it's and -- and the that was okay. It's sad that it really is not this day. Here in the shadow it's our internal Gusinsky's the last day health and human growth cloud over the issue. Andy's here. Salt loses he -- look you learn what did you learn during your your summer law intern ship with this here."

" Is. I -- and I belong to actually. I don't belong in his -- Wearing. I'm better than your heels shorts and then went into. It's. Gonna -- what is -- what do I news alert in Long Island and you agreed. Thailand. Very much about you know working on so many different shows and so many capacities and being well -- you learn how to be entertaining. Boring ads but I think. Flick like all the all the different things that on the show yeah okay in loses and what. Like I. It is dictator one viewpoint and a -- that he'd argue that the animals they should get her something there is different there's different. Steve so yeah. -- well it was. Great to be --"

" Yeah for me when he appeared with -- Nazis that you want to work on the Bryant -- we're just go as I think show it or should know regardless that your administration right here did you it would do you want ads himself who reported an opportunity to shine here."

" Do it showed that in the world and yet I need he told me to come prepared -- the deck of cards here's like that old man."

" Worded my fly though this problem and -- upon -- payments Syria. Is time -- one."

" Those stupid but it."

" Without a home you're gonna trying to clone has me say -- love. Loses T. Forget have been in the is enough I'm Alina thank you and I aren't -- relative is an internship runners city's image literally -- just spectacular. Event. I didn't even though himself a failure in the proper name is Chris was and -- and -- was losing -- And somewhere on -- yeah. Scottie. -- yeah. It could just hit Apple's there with product that I applaud until we'll see at the -- I think that's magic -- years on it has been -- she. And yeah. Yeah yeah exactly the time. Out yeah."

" Yeah. And driven Internet superstar if you want to make -- impact on mine godaddy.com. Head what you need done done and frivolity what. What I don't think that's an easy website builders and much more. Coats don't want when he checked out and say that additional. Opted to order restriction applies inside the -- out on the Internet could. GoDaddy -- out."