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Senator John McTaint

Friday, September 5th, 2008 – running time 10:12
A hard-hitting discussion with presidential candidate Senator John McTaint.

John McTaint wants your vote. And your donations. But mostly your laughter. In this hilarious episode of Internet Superstar, Senator McTaint stops by the shed to explain his political platforms, such as giving each family in America a barrel of light, sweet crude.

Highlights
John McCain ( 0:30, 0:52, 1:55, 3:22, 3:45, 8:42 ) Senator McCain ( 1:34 ) Barack Obama ( 6:21 ) Senator John McCain ( 1:10 )

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" War. This episode of Internet superstar has occupied. -- different by choice. Yeah. Hello and welcome Internet superstar of the show the congress the most important intriguing and just plain bunkers people and things online. Time Internet. Martin sergeant and then featured Internet superstar is presidential candidate John McCain's. Let's take a look at one of his campaign ads don't."

" Unpatriotic."

" Given the freedom ship. You know where it's going in if you don't you're not America. Yeah cannot ignore the freedom ship goes. And when he gets very got to know when to get often want to get on again and if you don't you're not real America. I'm John McCain and I approve this message."

" Here is survivor winner champion legend that same god like -- or more outlets reincarnated. Rip tides like now here bring you meet and most importantly America presidential candidate Senator John McCain. -- it's great to be you must've left something off that list but I'm not sure why it is a wonderful pleasure having you here on the show so good -- you take some time I know you're schedules extreme here a busy -- it's a very is that the height of the campaign high and right now but it's important because we have a very vast audience out there. And we want to know why should Americans vote for you Senator McCain because."

" I believe. I stood on a mountaintop when I was a child and I looked out and I believed when I saw. The what I saw made me believe even deeper than anyone's ever believed who's ever ran for president. I've watched you the people watching who believe that she's able to say is what you believe that put John McCain represents. A lot of belief. Well what did you see up that mountain top. I believe so. Belief itself but the movie in the distance and I believed that belief."

" I'm here to say today. That belief is we. And looking -- and when he looked up that mountain top and -- as you look out into America today do you see that America is on the right track. America is going great. -- It makes me angry when -- walk up and on the street spitting on windshield cleaner and more important for quarters when they can be rightfully paid with their. War by outsourcing jobs to other countries outsourcing their hobos you. You've lost. Based Americans on the right tegra health care Christ says. We're in this boondoggle and Iraq and then there's there's manifold problems here Pakistan our country don't tamper with history. Not you go to my website. You'll see that I am proposing a barrel of oil for every real legal American in this country. You can go to my website there's a real American family being -- oil right now actually take take a look at that clip. This is you are your initiative to give every American family it. A barrel of sweet crude oil went through all that."

" I'm John McCain. "

" My friends. Here's your very own barrel of light sweet crude oil."

" Don't use it all in one place. But seriously this is about saving America's future."

" As a legal American family we've really come to depend on our barrel of oil John McCain really understand that. This fairly well go a long way helping her -- for these trying times. This barrel of oil is exactly what my family needs help keep us on track with gas prices as high as they are this -- well help keep my TV on over. -- Well I'm John McCain and I approve this message."

" you're lucky if that is that kid's face. And how -- just -- how did that make you feel I mean it just sort of let up what you have seen it earlier would he had white people ill. Around his face. And we put the flag next to the that's the belief I'm talking about it's moving off in the distance. Under the -- if I see it. And now what are your that the role of your beautiful wife Cindy what what it what is she. This campaign. Every good man is a keg of beer. Beck's beer -- one of the finest loggers you can have -- recommend Beck's beer maybe maybe Cindy should by the backs empire that's why we don't. Accept money from pockets. They. Know. My wife I don't actually own anything except. The pig better than the glass that the bureau I I don't they're having trouble accepting money for any quarters though because -- your website it says that you've only raised 117. Dollars for your campaign coffers. Is that -- not to be competitive I am sure. It angry that you accuse -- enough money. To control all the funny in the western world says right up they are okay and seventy dollars. Those hunter -- seventeen people. -- Gave one dollar each. Are part of the top 1%. Not to look at -- we have 2%. We both of donations from the 1% we've got 2% over the 1%."

" In if you -- the 1%. On yours and my friend."

" You know my friend."

" You've got yourself campaign. Going to take down this -- Obama and has its politics of hope well first of all the name change."

" He must be captured and forced it to fit to reveal that changes name."

" To what I don't know this is America I believe in choice and he can choose."

" We'll take it down bill wrestle them if I get hurt I will get. Do you think that you could take Barack Obama. In the octagon."

" I think I could take him at handball in an octagon."

" all doesn't know where it -- about how do you know you're gonna survive. Seven years in Albania. You you're you're in a prison camp for seven years ago and yes -- was well that -- is that what makes you qualified to be the next gifted."

" If I can tell their people that would what I went through going to happen undermine administration."

" At what what little help there -- is the greatest hardship of your being and that that Albanian prison camp. Three's company. The re runs -- there's about the controversy lately about you not knowing how many houses that you wanted to like to speak to that. As many houses is it takes you know this is a big country. I have to travel around. If I have how strategically placed in each corner of the country I can help protect this country from the evil this trying to comment. And connect with the evil here. And create a multi -- people those seven houses. The sevenths and the Pentagon which must be maintained for we Americans Europeans we set up. Well it might get -- You want to hear your heart you know you've established an American hero camps and get ahead of purpose that has is that the purpose is to replicate. The pain and suffering that I went through for seven years in Albania."

" In a room. With the books in just wanted to get to pour out of I can't talk about this this is getting very emotional I can't talk about my seven years in Albania as well as I can about the 7 houses I am. How for every year I was imprisoned bets that the any parting words you ought to leave. The voters where it. I just want to say. That we don't need hope. If you look at my website right now you'll see you see the word hope you'll see hope. Funding my campaign our campaign runs on money that'll part of that -- backwards people. There's nothing."

" John McCain you are -- superstars that as though -- a grant program takes months. McCain got what it just admit it dot cotton please donate some money. Until that. Was -- at the bar."

" Yeah."

" Yeah. Yeah yeah."

" As we know the key is the iconic graphic on the back beer -- taken from the coat of arms of its founding fitting Bremen Germany -- can't cook is the community of back drinkers open any facts straight here it's a way of rewarding their loyal customers with access to special of that. Exclusive content and bringing back gear. So I don't expect kid -- got stopped and unlock the possibilities. The number one German export beer and the official direct. A super."

" War. This episode of Internet superstar has occupied. -- different by choice. Yeah. Hello and welcome Internet superstar of the show the congress the most important intriguing and just plain bunkers people and things online. Time Internet. Martin sergeant and then featured Internet superstar is presidential candidate John McCain's. Let's take a look at one of his campaign ads don't."

" Unpatriotic."

" Given the freedom ship. You know where it's going in if you don't you're not America. Yeah cannot ignore the freedom ship goes. And when he gets very got to know when to get often want to get on again and if you don't you're not real America. I'm John McCain and I approve this message."

" Here is survivor winner champion legend that same god like -- or more outlets reincarnated. Rip tides like now here bring you meet and most importantly America presidential candidate Senator John McCain. -- it's great to be you must've left something off that list but I'm not sure why it is a wonderful pleasure having you here on the show so good -- you take some time I know you're schedules extreme here a busy -- it's a very is that the height of the campaign high and right now but it's important because we have a very vast audience out there. And we want to know why should Americans vote for you Senator McCain because."

" I believe. I stood on a mountaintop when I was a child and I looked out and I believed when I saw. The what I saw made me believe even deeper than anyone's ever believed who's ever ran for president. I've watched you the people watching who believe that she's able to say is what you believe that put John McCain represents. A lot of belief. Well what did you see up that mountain top. I believe so. Belief itself but the movie in the distance and I believed that belief."

" I'm here to say today. That belief is we. And looking -- and when he looked up that mountain top and -- as you look out into America today do you see that America is on the right track. America is going great. -- It makes me angry when -- walk up and on the street spitting on windshield cleaner and more important for quarters when they can be rightfully paid with their. War by outsourcing jobs to other countries outsourcing their hobos you. You've lost. Based Americans on the right tegra health care Christ says. We're in this boondoggle and Iraq and then there's there's manifold problems here Pakistan our country don't tamper with history. Not you go to my website. You'll see that I am proposing a barrel of oil for every real legal American in this country. You can go to my website there's a real American family being -- oil right now actually take take a look at that clip. This is you are your initiative to give every American family it. A barrel of sweet crude oil went through all that."

" I'm John McCain. "

" My friends. Here's your very own barrel of light sweet crude oil."

" Don't use it all in one place. But seriously this is about saving America's future."

" As a legal American family we've really come to depend on our barrel of oil John McCain really understand that. This fairly well go a long way helping her -- for these trying times. This barrel of oil is exactly what my family needs help keep us on track with gas prices as high as they are this -- well help keep my TV on over. -- Well I'm John McCain and I approve this message."

" you're lucky if that is that kid's face. And how -- just -- how did that make you feel I mean it just sort of let up what you have seen it earlier would he had white people ill. Around his face. And we put the flag next to the that's the belief I'm talking about it's moving off in the distance. Under the -- if I see it. And now what are your that the role of your beautiful wife Cindy what what it what is she. This campaign. Every good man is a keg of beer. Beck's beer -- one of the finest loggers you can have -- recommend Beck's beer maybe maybe Cindy should by the backs empire that's why we don't. Accept money from pockets. They. Know. My wife I don't actually own anything except. The pig better than the glass that the bureau I I don't they're having trouble accepting money for any quarters though because -- your website it says that you've only raised 117. Dollars for your campaign coffers. Is that -- not to be competitive I am sure. It angry that you accuse -- enough money. To control all the funny in the western world says right up they are okay and seventy dollars. Those hunter -- seventeen people. -- Gave one dollar each. Are part of the top 1%. Not to look at -- we have 2%. We both of donations from the 1% we've got 2% over the 1%."

" In if you -- the 1%. On yours and my friend."

" You know my friend."

" You've got yourself campaign. Going to take down this -- Obama and has its politics of hope well first of all the name change."

" He must be captured and forced it to fit to reveal that changes name."

" To what I don't know this is America I believe in choice and he can choose."

" We'll take it down bill wrestle them if I get hurt I will get. Do you think that you could take Barack Obama. In the octagon."

" I think I could take him at handball in an octagon."

" all doesn't know where it -- about how do you know you're gonna survive. Seven years in Albania. You you're you're in a prison camp for seven years ago and yes -- was well that -- is that what makes you qualified to be the next gifted."

" If I can tell their people that would what I went through going to happen undermine administration."

" At what what little help there -- is the greatest hardship of your being and that that Albanian prison camp. Three's company. The re runs -- there's about the controversy lately about you not knowing how many houses that you wanted to like to speak to that. As many houses is it takes you know this is a big country. I have to travel around. If I have how strategically placed in each corner of the country I can help protect this country from the evil this trying to comment. And connect with the evil here. And create a multi -- people those seven houses. The sevenths and the Pentagon which must be maintained for we Americans Europeans we set up. Well it might get -- You want to hear your heart you know you've established an American hero camps and get ahead of purpose that has is that the purpose is to replicate. The pain and suffering that I went through for seven years in Albania."

" In a room. With the books in just wanted to get to pour out of I can't talk about this this is getting very emotional I can't talk about my seven years in Albania as well as I can about the 7 houses I am. How for every year I was imprisoned bets that the any parting words you ought to leave. The voters where it. I just want to say. That we don't need hope. If you look at my website right now you'll see you see the word hope you'll see hope. Funding my campaign our campaign runs on money that'll part of that -- backwards people. There's nothing."

" John McCain you are -- superstars that as though -- a grant program takes months. McCain got what it just admit it dot cotton please donate some money. Until that. Was -- at the bar."

" Yeah."

" Yeah. Yeah yeah."

" As we know the key is the iconic graphic on the back beer -- taken from the coat of arms of its founding fitting Bremen Germany -- can't cook is the community of back drinkers open any facts straight here it's a way of rewarding their loyal customers with access to special of that. Exclusive content and bringing back gear. So I don't expect kid -- got stopped and unlock the possibilities. The number one German export beer and the official direct. A super."