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Epic Fail Edition

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008 – running time 08:51
When Burning Man goes bad, weatherman wipeout and the nuts and bolts of penile enhancement.

You know, we often say things on this show that are potentially offensive. But this show is designed to be offensive. So it's sort of okay. But what would not be okay is if I said offensive things and I was, oh, I don't know, the weatherman for a local news station. Let's watch a career end, right before our eyes. And, oh yeah, we also unveil a new segment called "This Day in Tech".

Highlights
Animal hospital ( 4:01, 4:01 ) David Newhan ( 1:44, 1:44 ) Buffalo Bill ( 3:15, 3:15 ) best man ( 4:39, 4:39 ) Animal hospital ( 4:01, 4:01 ) David Newhan ( 1:44, 1:44 ) Buffalo Bill ( 3:15, 3:15 ) best man ( 4:39, 4:39 )

Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )

" War. This episode of Internet superstar has occupied. -- different by choice. Yeah and welcome Internet superstar the show the cover the most important. Intriguing and insane people and things online. --"

" Internet Martin Sargent Adam and I'm mamma -- And there was this in mind if you can still good this year."

" It is great to be here it is one. Google is a good day I often say things on the they show as you know and it certainly is the people at home know that are well potentially offensive. But this joke is designed to be offensive -- sort of arm and a little bit so it's it. Kind of okay but what we're not. Is that I say offensive things and I was -- throw this out here that the weather men broke local news station they would say right now we watched a career and right before our eyes -- that."

" Bill all of this for a time what number is -- don't wear on his Jersey. 69. OK what's the current temperature outside. And it's a little impressively days Spirit walk outside event this is reminiscent of a couple of days."

" Yeah. They've been that the player in front coming in from. The Kremlin hard they've yeah. I'm the ladies like you -- rules -- yeah. Is it that you know again he's like you know he's gonna go there was yeah. I think go to the friendly Letterman easily easily that you have to balls. Stay like that did intelligent and come on in the weather and you don't David Newhan you've got to go to got a 69 billion here it's like people you you can only -- means that you don't happens needs at least twice it is that's what those guys and got the -- just it just --"

" The poll out this is -- whether -- good sex what do whether it starts and try to be funny it's easily Alley eight Texas stop before he's going to run these images of fire hoses fire ball in this ages ago. Just don't do it did tell me the way I believe that that could be the worst weatherman wipe out since this -- time because Patrick will be giving you -- whether to act as to get back chief. What that escalating it by this."

" the exception of some does storms and dehydrated revelers the burning. Not without -- last week or so festival officials thought. They were called back to a small desert town on the outskirts of the party plot however to remove this man who apparently -- wandered out of the desert into the town like some sort of rabid raccoon. Officials quickly go to the bag and put it onto a flatbed truck and your over the -- presumably through isn't somewhere where he won't be a threat to others or himself in such as bad as the troops an excuse but maybe -- What do you suppose he had that bag of his I believe that -- jobs. Known the the plastic bag that he's care maintenance thanks to us both something. It picked up on it was shot his he and other leotard and crafts and these these were -- The Buffalo Bill from. I thought. I'm not it was a god do you remember him getting shot -- The the but they shot of darted put attack and -- like -- radio transmitted is that none of them another that is good. Burning anymore right that. It's just kinda -- mad that they pay in other news the Malaysian well there had to have fun not removed from around his penis like a metal a metal not. After an attempt to being -- before he gets engaged next week went well embarrassingly wrong. He's well there the guy and then not got stuck out his penis following interaction. -- course. And he he had to go get some help at the hospital in southern Joe horse -- stay out from this open up. Animal hospital had to -- that blood from the penis and cut away at. Flyers -- before the object."

" Could be removed a gathering that like from all these new stories we do think it's not good to have something battle around here. -- probably as well because it tends to get stuck in a negative and he Dexia there's a budget Ian Vasquez draining blood from your penis and it's embarrassing for their -- always the top players get which by the way. What topless skin like there's double layers of -- to be shaped."

" You're way there yet to meet all the -- it -- we got a big winner who layers that you know the big winner and that's the best man. Because this guys speech just Britain. -- It is a welcome not the cotton -- any kid glove on it and bring. Up she is rarer that -- well did that not -- do is look. -- well. Big applause. Yeah he's you didn't hear what he's handed out the part. Or that democratic is gonna make it to and edit them and lightly you know they're not here. -- don't know -- let's go to this day in fact."

" A lot of more hair brain -- trying to. Make you jump wanted to -- a host of start this day -- this -- segment."

" 1984. In group a brought this -- computer and a RadioShack -- his house in Modesto can upload tired of being publicly in the."

" Physically abused by Johnson's computer lab at his community college and the -- to computers debate and of his grandma's house and pretty much navigate back up. At -- that he thinks the city -- don't think it's bizarre. Governor pornography and -- local monitor. It to you can put this to."

" And."

" Those sites it's yeah its kind are backed his mastery of technology Gaza. I'm all out of time to suspend all -- time you -- the days -- have been sort of on the road of the the line road technology and he changed things over the years they really have an idea for this day intact want to go and send it to -- and Revision 3 to. You have to do now -- strong. He gave already we -- Yeah lovely video through -- okay how we did you wrong with this -- last night that applies it throughout the rescue today. We call it bounce house that. --"

" Okay so that that. Across the finish line that. That's a slot that. Over the top dog and dogs there of the world all -- social networking site. For dot com and them hit the bar they've put a cherry on top back. That and you are occupied. By choice. Kept her relationship as you. A career dilemma opponent professional largely got insightful perspective of loyal Baxter anchors. Expect very dot com you'll find the universe obscure like a lot of polling engine that lets you submit any issue like dilemma to the community a Baxter anchors the real time vote. -- on the -- they're not comparable because and you leave a more enlightened person. The number one German act toward greater and the individual drink. -- that's superstars. Yeah."

" Yeah. --"

" War. This episode of Internet superstar has occupied. -- different by choice. Yeah and welcome Internet superstar the show the cover the most important. Intriguing and insane people and things online. --"

" Internet Martin Sargent Adam and I'm mamma -- And there was this in mind if you can still good this year."

" It is great to be here it is one. Google is a good day I often say things on the they show as you know and it certainly is the people at home know that are well potentially offensive. But this joke is designed to be offensive -- sort of arm and a little bit so it's it. Kind of okay but what we're not. Is that I say offensive things and I was -- throw this out here that the weather men broke local news station they would say right now we watched a career and right before our eyes -- that."

" Bill all of this for a time what number is -- don't wear on his Jersey. 69. OK what's the current temperature outside. And it's a little impressively days Spirit walk outside event this is reminiscent of a couple of days."

" Yeah. They've been that the player in front coming in from. The Kremlin hard they've yeah. I'm the ladies like you -- rules -- yeah. Is it that you know again he's like you know he's gonna go there was yeah. I think go to the friendly Letterman easily easily that you have to balls. Stay like that did intelligent and come on in the weather and you don't David Newhan you've got to go to got a 69 billion here it's like people you you can only -- means that you don't happens needs at least twice it is that's what those guys and got the -- just it just --"

" The poll out this is -- whether -- good sex what do whether it starts and try to be funny it's easily Alley eight Texas stop before he's going to run these images of fire hoses fire ball in this ages ago. Just don't do it did tell me the way I believe that that could be the worst weatherman wipe out since this -- time because Patrick will be giving you -- whether to act as to get back chief. What that escalating it by this."

" the exception of some does storms and dehydrated revelers the burning. Not without -- last week or so festival officials thought. They were called back to a small desert town on the outskirts of the party plot however to remove this man who apparently -- wandered out of the desert into the town like some sort of rabid raccoon. Officials quickly go to the bag and put it onto a flatbed truck and your over the -- presumably through isn't somewhere where he won't be a threat to others or himself in such as bad as the troops an excuse but maybe -- What do you suppose he had that bag of his I believe that -- jobs. Known the the plastic bag that he's care maintenance thanks to us both something. It picked up on it was shot his he and other leotard and crafts and these these were -- The Buffalo Bill from. I thought. I'm not it was a god do you remember him getting shot -- The the but they shot of darted put attack and -- like -- radio transmitted is that none of them another that is good. Burning anymore right that. It's just kinda -- mad that they pay in other news the Malaysian well there had to have fun not removed from around his penis like a metal a metal not. After an attempt to being -- before he gets engaged next week went well embarrassingly wrong. He's well there the guy and then not got stuck out his penis following interaction. -- course. And he he had to go get some help at the hospital in southern Joe horse -- stay out from this open up. Animal hospital had to -- that blood from the penis and cut away at. Flyers -- before the object."

" Could be removed a gathering that like from all these new stories we do think it's not good to have something battle around here. -- probably as well because it tends to get stuck in a negative and he Dexia there's a budget Ian Vasquez draining blood from your penis and it's embarrassing for their -- always the top players get which by the way. What topless skin like there's double layers of -- to be shaped."

" You're way there yet to meet all the -- it -- we got a big winner who layers that you know the big winner and that's the best man. Because this guys speech just Britain. -- It is a welcome not the cotton -- any kid glove on it and bring. Up she is rarer that -- well did that not -- do is look. -- well. Big applause. Yeah he's you didn't hear what he's handed out the part. Or that democratic is gonna make it to and edit them and lightly you know they're not here. -- don't know -- let's go to this day in fact."

" A lot of more hair brain -- trying to. Make you jump wanted to -- a host of start this day -- this -- segment."

" 1984. In group a brought this -- computer and a RadioShack -- his house in Modesto can upload tired of being publicly in the."

" Physically abused by Johnson's computer lab at his community college and the -- to computers debate and of his grandma's house and pretty much navigate back up. At -- that he thinks the city -- don't think it's bizarre. Governor pornography and -- local monitor. It to you can put this to."

" And."

" Those sites it's yeah its kind are backed his mastery of technology Gaza. I'm all out of time to suspend all -- time you -- the days -- have been sort of on the road of the the line road technology and he changed things over the years they really have an idea for this day intact want to go and send it to -- and Revision 3 to. You have to do now -- strong. He gave already we -- Yeah lovely video through -- okay how we did you wrong with this -- last night that applies it throughout the rescue today. We call it bounce house that. --"

" Okay so that that. Across the finish line that. That's a slot that. Over the top dog and dogs there of the world all -- social networking site. For dot com and them hit the bar they've put a cherry on top back. That and you are occupied. By choice. Kept her relationship as you. A career dilemma opponent professional largely got insightful perspective of loyal Baxter anchors. Expect very dot com you'll find the universe obscure like a lot of polling engine that lets you submit any issue like dilemma to the community a Baxter anchors the real time vote. -- on the -- they're not comparable because and you leave a more enlightened person. The number one German act toward greater and the individual drink. -- that's superstars. Yeah."

" Yeah. --"