1000 Arrests
Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 running time 13:01
Martin and Jay celebrate Kentucky drunkard and Internet Superstar Henry Earl being arrested for the 1000th time.
Martin and Jay celebrate Kentucky drunkard and Internet Superstar Henry Earl getting arrested for the 1000th time. Here's a video montage of many of Henry Earl's 1000 mugshots, plus an RSS feed and a Firefox extension that tell you his current incarceration status.
Plus:
A new study says your workspace reveals whether you are conservative or liberal
Man gets his rectum stapled shut
Man sues after his doctor accidentally amputates his penis
Highlights
New York University
(
5:13, 5:13
)
Viagra
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9:32, 9:32
)
G-8
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2:57, 2:57
)
Delorean
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11:09, 11:09
)
New York University
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5:13, 5:13
)
Viagra
(
9:32, 9:32
)
G-8
(
2:57, 2:57
)
Delorean
(
11:09, 11:09
)
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" I gang -- slots seven -- shows ever and 38 at dot com covering everything. -- to music lessons drinking. Should check out a vision for eBay dot com today. Well."
" This episode of Internet superstar -- occupied. -- different by choice. Food and drug related ads ever -- that you're the cover the most important intriguing insane people on things on line. I'm Internet Martin's --"
" And join -- be a bad thing."
" Yeah. Yeah cause I. But evolved about Hillary. You know it has happened yet jerked. The Democrats have our our floor manager Brett -- you jerk. If you get if you get it may become yours and see the issues that this -- web strategy and it shows you gotta keep record holder and host Toronto -- got a thought why do now outlawed those related things. -- If you let -- split. Let's let the good eroded -- is. For -- that Jack you're quite unbelievable birds stop little black housekeeper."
" It jerked live update revenge of the way we're having an open casting call we're looking for pose for upcoming jones' serious. Don't show that everything from music to sports videogames to god knows what. We could do everything you might be those that show so do you think you've got what it takes and don't dont come waste our time if you don't know what it takes don't show up but it you don't. Go to auditions from eleven have to one -- job on Saturday October 4. Right here in San Francisco addressed all the shelves they're all on the site revision3.com. That's exciting it is exciting there's soundtrack. There's some guy goes yeah you do it doesn't just this advertisement way out of adjustment -- kidding now if you look at -- more talent. And grace that night in the history he would commit hero. Tons of energy real. I like I'm an old that it. I'm an old man. Young kids -- gonna they're gonna come in here they're just gonna set the place of fire and I realized you know what don't -- in. -- don't have it screw it. Yeah they're not gonna get the job don't committed waste my time ready yeah. The other big executive Isiah circular is only gonna believe that Patrick Norton's work on other projects thank you Norton's doing dental work -- that's an incident and that's been doing is equally though -- he's not like dental work better and are giving himself -- of filling in the back. -- well. That while it ever really thought it. -- fit that I think some congratulations. Are in order for what are your hometown boy G-8 Henry you're Kentucky. Who last week dad was arrested for the 1000. Time. Well welcome to -- the other times and god I finished and there's another from Kentucky you know this guy really articulate a little."
" My -- and it's one is that a lot of -- you have that knowledge is both help public it would divert it lets it ban. And I think the kind of guy -- drink and it amazes me that he wouldn't that be more motivated outcome that I would like Ellington. Yeah yeah and -- conservative. Politicians and these other guys look different you know audiences kind of -- He is. It's a thought of all Republican applications. And we should go visit the home town of viewers. I don't -- jail illiterate."
" Take you -- for years and years almost couple times and he's like Otis had made it. Basically it affected by himself you out. We'll pick -- different. -- hit them I don't -- Regular milestones congratulations -- event at the launching Revision 3 beta dot com appliance brand new shows everything from hacking the music lessons. Drinking -- futures acts. Futures -- 388. Dot com and outright active that it watches and -- it shows up there about television you may want to a lot of little did. Did lot of back and pat on the back made me do it -- Yeah you know is -- then we need is a good job of this give Walt. The music teacher and Internet music teacher and that that is others lot BO WL like today what should you know. You can block -- a couple of our old interns remember Chris and Kelly. Those clowns they gotta shell out there aren't. Loosens me figures show called act college -- Revision 3 he's got job he's good with cards. Whose computer it. Apparently you know back to help the -- And -- study from New York University psychologist says that you decorate and maintain your all its base is indicative. Of your political views is that is that. Political conservative -- kinda keep -- Organized thought that while liberals. -- colorful -- stylish but cluttered workspace is the same was true bedrooms. You notice this around the office. Yeah we've got kind of room part -- their -- and -- department must be like that so far to the left with ocean where it that the talking about colorful gives an pulpit of veterans contain more organizational and cleaning supplies including calendars poses -- ironing boards and law because it's. What liberals that is in Vermont by mark flooded the anymore it's the using greater variety of CDs. The greater variety of books and more color in the room that's you know why that is. Because the liberals are smarter. Good that I didn't you know didn't think that that the that the fact that. Good quality of their interest things happen and it the -- the conservatives like his look at it. They tend to have more laundry -- kids they're playing up to exert that are people who religiously and annihilate economic. Footnotes so gory. And I'm just tired of like having to defend that -- Terrorist slugger bats they -- What about a year Q well you've got a big -- unless when he -- a lowly food packet -- we did this thing about my political view incessantly with Bianca. I think you're an Independent. Very integrated libertarian I I'm part of the filthy parties that could go like -- really stuffed boxes public papers and that's it and -- political -- apparently. I don't know if you get much -- literally meet the not a terribly colorful over the and so little in the office. Based. Based -- this study is the most politically conservative. Jim water back but he's also kind of colorful these kind of he's a little cluttered to -- and the little. When all is all over the place colorful -- isn't it -- Jimmy can't really whose whose most liberal senator Patrick Patrick Norton based on this it's so liberal if -- like it is like a Communist if everything went -- get -- stuff piled up good if you're regulated no clunker is beautifully like -- sandbag unbelievable I. Well it's thought that me 1008 we enjoy that finally we're gonna play a little bit and called witch doctor if you get sued for more maybe hit Beagle and got out of -- pictures and it's -- it's like. Is loaded that you but you're growing tiger planning and that's a good event fit under tomatoes -- Are there are quite good doctors you could soon for more. Here's no -- stay on it curious scenarios only had to do is tell me which one of his doctors. We screwed up if you get sued for more money. -- had just general security in the first case -- is that. The -- of man's doctor accidentally. Stapled to his rectum -- Yeah causing it to go weeks without proper ball movement but also forced again to now and perhaps forever more experience quote rectal discharge. And need to wipe himself between twelve and fifteen times today. I understand that but I don't understand -- I don't understand why don't -- wrecked the discharge their -- the guys involved are all messed up clearly. That pretty bad ideas of where he's leaking. Yeah he's leaking everywhere. Because here's this like a one. In the other case a 61 year old Louisville man. Went into the hospital get circumcised for medical condition and let you woke up his entire penis had been amputated. According in the lawsuit demands suffered mental anguish. Payment and lost his enjoyment of life so I ask you do you look an awful. Witch doctor entered -- third -- war. That's a clear that there any if you think he's the decision of good guy who's who's got got stopped up 61 years old."
" You know but I would I believe -- I think that in a full consideration. He's a little bit older maybe with god save this -- but -- Viagra irony so I'm gonna go what the they got against -- lopped -- yeah it is. And that's but the guy walking around his leaving a trail he's still got -- as well I have a penis. -- It doesn't cut. Yeah hold what do lubrication Andy right exactly he's got got to do is to. He's got that option right there -- he might. Have to -- club but he still got that option. The other guy dobbs taken away from and I don't think bigotry attachment. Of the youth but is it just."
" It -- against the law."
" Supplying. Not amount of smoke and pick that make up your argue that they've probably got some bad news -- yet these blues. If it was well don't tell my cousins dearly for the rest of my life now we wish it was there -- it was without me. Chopped up your entire audience it's here in this dish yeah. Could take that move at all. -- And drawer with -- with the people like the Philadelphia that's very but I like elected to a very but it yes I mean fighting fish bowl. But either beta hopefully if what if -- hear you -- doing. The truth grouping via the can actually pretty you'll pick it Delorean the -- is thereabouts. I think there is such a thing that you what you're gonna in this. Now I'll vote you Pritchard him here appreciate McCain appears that is politically that -- of them the and as well. It. The quick and it. We and dissidents. As. Yeah."
" Tomorrow at the same time and that was hit the Florida go to guy revision retrieved it got got to watch and everyone OK Brent rat act. And it started to occupy. Different by -- You know. I know that king is the iconic graphic on the backs beer label and from the coat of arms of its founding -- Bremen Germany and the key club of which Morton's argent of the proud member is the community of backs drinkers opened. Annie Baxter anchor it back -- where are rewarding their loyal customers with act that the special events exclusive content and read back here sign up to add back key club dot com and unlock the possibilities. X official beer. At superstars."
" Yeah. Yeah."
" I gang -- slots seven -- shows ever and 38 at dot com covering everything. -- to music lessons drinking. Should check out a vision for eBay dot com today. Well."
" This episode of Internet superstar -- occupied. -- different by choice. Food and drug related ads ever -- that you're the cover the most important intriguing insane people on things on line. I'm Internet Martin's --"
" And join -- be a bad thing."
" Yeah. Yeah cause I. But evolved about Hillary. You know it has happened yet jerked. The Democrats have our our floor manager Brett -- you jerk. If you get if you get it may become yours and see the issues that this -- web strategy and it shows you gotta keep record holder and host Toronto -- got a thought why do now outlawed those related things. -- If you let -- split. Let's let the good eroded -- is. For -- that Jack you're quite unbelievable birds stop little black housekeeper."
" It jerked live update revenge of the way we're having an open casting call we're looking for pose for upcoming jones' serious. Don't show that everything from music to sports videogames to god knows what. We could do everything you might be those that show so do you think you've got what it takes and don't dont come waste our time if you don't know what it takes don't show up but it you don't. Go to auditions from eleven have to one -- job on Saturday October 4. Right here in San Francisco addressed all the shelves they're all on the site revision3.com. That's exciting it is exciting there's soundtrack. There's some guy goes yeah you do it doesn't just this advertisement way out of adjustment -- kidding now if you look at -- more talent. And grace that night in the history he would commit hero. Tons of energy real. I like I'm an old that it. I'm an old man. Young kids -- gonna they're gonna come in here they're just gonna set the place of fire and I realized you know what don't -- in. -- don't have it screw it. Yeah they're not gonna get the job don't committed waste my time ready yeah. The other big executive Isiah circular is only gonna believe that Patrick Norton's work on other projects thank you Norton's doing dental work -- that's an incident and that's been doing is equally though -- he's not like dental work better and are giving himself -- of filling in the back. -- well. That while it ever really thought it. -- fit that I think some congratulations. Are in order for what are your hometown boy G-8 Henry you're Kentucky. Who last week dad was arrested for the 1000. Time. Well welcome to -- the other times and god I finished and there's another from Kentucky you know this guy really articulate a little."
" My -- and it's one is that a lot of -- you have that knowledge is both help public it would divert it lets it ban. And I think the kind of guy -- drink and it amazes me that he wouldn't that be more motivated outcome that I would like Ellington. Yeah yeah and -- conservative. Politicians and these other guys look different you know audiences kind of -- He is. It's a thought of all Republican applications. And we should go visit the home town of viewers. I don't -- jail illiterate."
" Take you -- for years and years almost couple times and he's like Otis had made it. Basically it affected by himself you out. We'll pick -- different. -- hit them I don't -- Regular milestones congratulations -- event at the launching Revision 3 beta dot com appliance brand new shows everything from hacking the music lessons. Drinking -- futures acts. Futures -- 388. Dot com and outright active that it watches and -- it shows up there about television you may want to a lot of little did. Did lot of back and pat on the back made me do it -- Yeah you know is -- then we need is a good job of this give Walt. The music teacher and Internet music teacher and that that is others lot BO WL like today what should you know. You can block -- a couple of our old interns remember Chris and Kelly. Those clowns they gotta shell out there aren't. Loosens me figures show called act college -- Revision 3 he's got job he's good with cards. Whose computer it. Apparently you know back to help the -- And -- study from New York University psychologist says that you decorate and maintain your all its base is indicative. Of your political views is that is that. Political conservative -- kinda keep -- Organized thought that while liberals. -- colorful -- stylish but cluttered workspace is the same was true bedrooms. You notice this around the office. Yeah we've got kind of room part -- their -- and -- department must be like that so far to the left with ocean where it that the talking about colorful gives an pulpit of veterans contain more organizational and cleaning supplies including calendars poses -- ironing boards and law because it's. What liberals that is in Vermont by mark flooded the anymore it's the using greater variety of CDs. The greater variety of books and more color in the room that's you know why that is. Because the liberals are smarter. Good that I didn't you know didn't think that that the that the fact that. Good quality of their interest things happen and it the -- the conservatives like his look at it. They tend to have more laundry -- kids they're playing up to exert that are people who religiously and annihilate economic. Footnotes so gory. And I'm just tired of like having to defend that -- Terrorist slugger bats they -- What about a year Q well you've got a big -- unless when he -- a lowly food packet -- we did this thing about my political view incessantly with Bianca. I think you're an Independent. Very integrated libertarian I I'm part of the filthy parties that could go like -- really stuffed boxes public papers and that's it and -- political -- apparently. I don't know if you get much -- literally meet the not a terribly colorful over the and so little in the office. Based. Based -- this study is the most politically conservative. Jim water back but he's also kind of colorful these kind of he's a little cluttered to -- and the little. When all is all over the place colorful -- isn't it -- Jimmy can't really whose whose most liberal senator Patrick Patrick Norton based on this it's so liberal if -- like it is like a Communist if everything went -- get -- stuff piled up good if you're regulated no clunker is beautifully like -- sandbag unbelievable I. Well it's thought that me 1008 we enjoy that finally we're gonna play a little bit and called witch doctor if you get sued for more maybe hit Beagle and got out of -- pictures and it's -- it's like. Is loaded that you but you're growing tiger planning and that's a good event fit under tomatoes -- Are there are quite good doctors you could soon for more. Here's no -- stay on it curious scenarios only had to do is tell me which one of his doctors. We screwed up if you get sued for more money. -- had just general security in the first case -- is that. The -- of man's doctor accidentally. Stapled to his rectum -- Yeah causing it to go weeks without proper ball movement but also forced again to now and perhaps forever more experience quote rectal discharge. And need to wipe himself between twelve and fifteen times today. I understand that but I don't understand -- I don't understand why don't -- wrecked the discharge their -- the guys involved are all messed up clearly. That pretty bad ideas of where he's leaking. Yeah he's leaking everywhere. Because here's this like a one. In the other case a 61 year old Louisville man. Went into the hospital get circumcised for medical condition and let you woke up his entire penis had been amputated. According in the lawsuit demands suffered mental anguish. Payment and lost his enjoyment of life so I ask you do you look an awful. Witch doctor entered -- third -- war. That's a clear that there any if you think he's the decision of good guy who's who's got got stopped up 61 years old."
" You know but I would I believe -- I think that in a full consideration. He's a little bit older maybe with god save this -- but -- Viagra irony so I'm gonna go what the they got against -- lopped -- yeah it is. And that's but the guy walking around his leaving a trail he's still got -- as well I have a penis. -- It doesn't cut. Yeah hold what do lubrication Andy right exactly he's got got to do is to. He's got that option right there -- he might. Have to -- club but he still got that option. The other guy dobbs taken away from and I don't think bigotry attachment. Of the youth but is it just."
" It -- against the law."
" Supplying. Not amount of smoke and pick that make up your argue that they've probably got some bad news -- yet these blues. If it was well don't tell my cousins dearly for the rest of my life now we wish it was there -- it was without me. Chopped up your entire audience it's here in this dish yeah. Could take that move at all. -- And drawer with -- with the people like the Philadelphia that's very but I like elected to a very but it yes I mean fighting fish bowl. But either beta hopefully if what if -- hear you -- doing. The truth grouping via the can actually pretty you'll pick it Delorean the -- is thereabouts. I think there is such a thing that you what you're gonna in this. Now I'll vote you Pritchard him here appreciate McCain appears that is politically that -- of them the and as well. It. The quick and it. We and dissidents. As. Yeah."
" Tomorrow at the same time and that was hit the Florida go to guy revision retrieved it got got to watch and everyone OK Brent rat act. And it started to occupy. Different by -- You know. I know that king is the iconic graphic on the backs beer label and from the coat of arms of its founding -- Bremen Germany and the key club of which Morton's argent of the proud member is the community of backs drinkers opened. Annie Baxter anchor it back -- where are rewarding their loyal customers with act that the special events exclusive content and read back here sign up to add back key club dot com and unlock the possibilities. X official beer. At superstars."
" Yeah. Yeah."








