Hemorrhoid Cream and Childhood Obesity
Monday, October 13th, 2008 running time 15:02
Hemorrhoid Cream is not just for hemorrhoids anymore...or something like that.
This show has a little something for everybody. New uses for hemorrhoid cream that will help you get laid, a cure for monkey infestation and the best way to fight childhood obesity. More proof that this show exists solely to make our viewers lives just a little bit better.
Highlights
skin condition
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New York City
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New York
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Rochester
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skin condition
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2:38, 2:38
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New York City
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7:38, 7:38
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New York
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1:54, 1:54
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Rochester
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1:53, 1:53
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" War."
" This episode of Internet superstar is brought to you -- GoDaddy got cop. Yeah. Well welcome at superstar this year the government both important intriguing insane people and things on line. And Internet. And so origin and I'm joined as -- by -- who -- a shocking. Shopping a lot of salad chicken wings garlic red pink ice cream and even an apple last night. Juror is bring in everybody. Should use that she document. And -- from -- and it can."
" One -- yeah. A repeat the party was unbelievable. What you did last night my house you're you're insane you thing did not only. Look at the look at it looked it up de mr. glass out of every every federal those food -- the ironic lots that is like that it's been gone and chronic obesity -- he hit the what did you do as I guess I enjoyed myself if there's a good credit. I didn't need it's gotten any -- and had some salad. Do upsets have not like he's one for me usage of chicken wire call me. That is -- right. That it was its own life I fell asleep in my car out the -- I'm gonna introduce you -- out that you might like I got her own show I got dominant values sides I got home when I woke up and that the reason -- the chicken -- that stuff in my pocket this is that the had fallen out -- in Atlanta you're not going to put out of pocket I think and I -- you -- view. Oh oh are -- does Joe want to say thank you to Tony for setting me the future holds the guitar well. How guitars in Rochester New York. Five floors of music the world's biggest music store thank you Tony presenting me there sure are -- All of all the guys who watched the program and you know. And I absolutely adore the -- thing right but you know my least favorite thing on the entire Internet is apparently you've been talking about an all week I can't."
" Isn't it from there I can't -- lot less likely it is like. We're telling you look at it is actually make you physically. Why they -- representing that which is an otherwise okay site Flickr if they don't you. He's got like the that is has gained conditions and what can you got -- died didn't he kicked it past little skin condition is taking. It was six we will -- AB's -- Bad live is that pizza for breakfast forum underwriters look at kids it's almost comes right back up body of executives -- neck -- roots gives a lot of -- of -- and there's a lot. Thank -- it's like him and basketball -- size theories. Okay. I'm sorry even tiger did I can't get Obama had -- look at them and and speaking of sub humid. Our first order of business is the look at this footage shot in India's walking out train station checked with our station officials have a man. To drugs like a monkey. Away real monkeys who -- I think passengers it's unbelievable that they look at that I mean that. The monkey --"
" Away you know about that mean it would but if you watch the video you know that the man actually -- a few passengers as -- does -- yeah probably. A Ph.D. in the electrical engineer from elegantly prepared. Yeah I don't want to go to India for a lot of reasons my body the poverty and you guys who -- to screwed in the diary of everything and not that. If he's got super Portland. I think it's kind of fascinated watching it is well."
" Good he does a very -- didn't mean he -- monkey and and I guess the point is that he's bigger -- of -- and scares you the monkeys that the real problem over there in India the monkeys monkeys menacing of people via they don't have enough to worry if that's your eyes have a pet monkey name Coco Hillary and and -- in. I had to get rid of -- certain menacing me. And -- what one night I welcome and Coco had like switch blade him and is sort of whispering in my ears Coca brightest stars steal your food. Here I've got eight Coca. This the fifth."
" Check I'm pleased to report that the I don't think you figure now as a sponsor our sponsors. Is toilet paper let's take a look at a quick message from the good people let."
" It's. I mean I didn't pay that breakthrough personal -- our name. Since at all you'll feel fresher and clean Iraqi go to the bathroom using simply spray -- toilet paper full voice here and -- right to irritation to smart alternative to drive to issue and the full more injured tissue that would help before we -- see you can be and who's monitored patient. Fragrance free drinks free and you control the witness to ordinary dry toilet paper become -- ordinary. Without -- we hope they'll be cleaner fresher and more comfortable you'll want one in each of bathrooms. Really -- product I have I and each one restaurant to -- and to use that let us to clean where -- Wedding trying toilet paper it disintegrates to -- Sometimes what you might remaining in the container dry out as -- was not properly close thoughtful he's always wet and ready to clean. Full voice that's what paper it's flexible and septic system safe. There's nothing so common as toilet paper everywhere. And that's -- you make it. Better when this compact Bollenbach only get 300 applications compared with this and it is a wet -- it would take to get the same number about eight. This travels eyes of one month's supply can be taken anywhere your purse briefcase. On trips camping order RV an iPhone you can use -- toward paper. That's not to see -- that's being don't miss this chance to discover I have toilet -- always -- risk free we guarantee you'll be love at first."
" About that. I -- those guys that you could have been a wet -- containing Kramer and -- taken Matthews and entertained friends unity in -- just like when he got to annoying -- about them but whatever the -- he's juggling all the -- that -- because I think that becomes the problem -- have -- problem -- I try to -- about the opportunity -- the one who. It's like a day today issue with the constant problem while. Hold -- but it isn't -- and oh my ultimate wet white can bombing -- by some I think it would sue them. I would wonder how -- it looks like I think -- prime rate I didn't think it's very convincing as its votes -- a spokesperson he looks kind of like David hurry here. -- about David -- you some idea pregnant like around. Not operators incredibly strong he has his fears he's quick -- he's got hurt again he's got a very strong. He's got cast your look at prayers cabs yeah unbelievable community pager could kick through. X six walls he could -- like this I think -- pop a tractor tire. -- the white -- backyard respond to that I could affect other related news. The newest drug hit the New York City club circuit is not exactly known for its hip factor. It's called H. And no not -- agent in preparation -- The new browser blogger and author rob Fitzgerald noted that trend. Among many of the logic a man waiting outside of clubs he says the geysers like other airports I was. Without ice cream to make themselves look ripped for the ladies. -- them. Through -- surprising and disturbing preparation H the thing is supposed to shrink the swelling and hemorrhoids -- good good I've been slather myself before going to the club for years you didn't because I -- raging hemorrhoids you think you've gotten started to Iraq. Is that this works then this is the answer to your your obesity problems today."
" trust leather. Oliver my my neck and face. I think it would make you stink in and be really easy it. -- thanks to you have to go shirtless and clubs has been positive and club and -- guys they weren't sure it was like slated. Desperately need to be. Like if you can't get a woman. Without rubbing preparation H over your torso violently you're doing something wrong isn't that would who street drugs -- for the heat it's supposed to think. Just a significant drug could go home with someone you knew what matters that go away -- You think that driver and a half ago like two blocks in the big guy at the -- and -- clubs as -- can tell people when they come and they're about preparation H and they're selling like tons of these do that with the with the they look like the guys in that show bringing -- and got kids there's a growing up guy with -- What does."
" Looks though and what we're we're gonna happen that the GM amber and I got -- not eat insane amount of food like you do a volley news preparation -- news -- I'm going three to -- them here right now. And -- and more serious also potentially that's related news woman was fine for staying too long and it KFC in England. -- Jackson was hit with a 150 pound fine KFC which is the only time of fifty pounds and Natalie Jackson had been years in the same sentence that he was about twelve years old. Opera stay too long well at the restaurant while gorging on a monster sized friendly bucket. The trainers and her friend ate fourteen chicken pizza six bags -- and six large -- take -- happy you know which would be nothing is committed by the parking limit in the camps for you lot. The 24 he told you yesterday I think it's still starched and -- Ever gong is through. That's the quickly message."
" Dan -- it goes into that and your friendly guy whatever friend like look like princely I learned when we thank. It's elegant neck chain. Still came up with a she's accent and maybe got a chicken wing the whole thing loses we -- Lieberman mockery. He lived I don't know I think this lady got pretty good case and -- why they've tightened the -- yeah is a limit in the parking lot. -- a lot but I mean if you're. They have an important how -- wrote it might take you -- the magic he should be out there paying her ticket late the only putting. If I was managing -- you believe ideally. Yeah is way to would you really -- like going to the press with -- Give it a little embarrassed. Well good point. Good point the KFC people should help for out of vision yet they'll need captain knows that the meter -- judgment -- they -- from -- car and she's studying to be in here she thing harm mortgages are out there help. We want her in health care industry you know you. She's got a lot of strength in swap people."
" Okay and friends now before we go we will surprise for my old friend and former let's go to gym teacher coach -- is back. -- an old segment we call -- coach caller I believe the coach is talking about a problem related to let story and that's very serious issue. Of obesity in --"
" There coastal let's Denny's only twelve and and he's already 230. Yeah. I've tried everything I can think he didn't do some exercise. -- only wants to do is the more experts happiness and his -- I'm -- for his life please. -- Don't -- that I'll have you. It's not. -- plummeted thirty kind of the first two days to load its doings were excited brought to the flow of imported goods and blocking dummies."
" Since 6 o'clock rolls into what we leave -- not know mortgages that. Yeah. Country well why didn't -- stop trying to -- at the."
" They've just -- look -- on the -- start thinking it but it's a hard look and creative butterflies and good to keep the weight."
" About the television talk to run these drags out that -- The -- it's always wanted."
" Hey thanks coach a good example yet knight's -- The -- we have the vision superstar George Clinton are what we talked to of the biggest names in your core rap Whitey cracker it and you aren't there. That little -- back here in Iraq and we'll wrap back here on the show outlined -- was the at the bar we'll hip hop. What about rap music standard -- This episode of Internet superstar has brought you -- godaddy.com. Driven Internet superstar if you want to make an impact on life goes daddy dot com has what you hate. I got news for those who want -- world class don't think that's an easy web site builders and month mark. Echostar -- when he checked out and say an additional. -- applies inside the -- depth on the Internet again it goes daddy died."
" Yeah. Yeah. It's. -- yeah."
" War."
" This episode of Internet superstar is brought to you -- GoDaddy got cop. Yeah. Well welcome at superstar this year the government both important intriguing insane people and things on line. And Internet. And so origin and I'm joined as -- by -- who -- a shocking. Shopping a lot of salad chicken wings garlic red pink ice cream and even an apple last night. Juror is bring in everybody. Should use that she document. And -- from -- and it can."
" One -- yeah. A repeat the party was unbelievable. What you did last night my house you're you're insane you thing did not only. Look at the look at it looked it up de mr. glass out of every every federal those food -- the ironic lots that is like that it's been gone and chronic obesity -- he hit the what did you do as I guess I enjoyed myself if there's a good credit. I didn't need it's gotten any -- and had some salad. Do upsets have not like he's one for me usage of chicken wire call me. That is -- right. That it was its own life I fell asleep in my car out the -- I'm gonna introduce you -- out that you might like I got her own show I got dominant values sides I got home when I woke up and that the reason -- the chicken -- that stuff in my pocket this is that the had fallen out -- in Atlanta you're not going to put out of pocket I think and I -- you -- view. Oh oh are -- does Joe want to say thank you to Tony for setting me the future holds the guitar well. How guitars in Rochester New York. Five floors of music the world's biggest music store thank you Tony presenting me there sure are -- All of all the guys who watched the program and you know. And I absolutely adore the -- thing right but you know my least favorite thing on the entire Internet is apparently you've been talking about an all week I can't."
" Isn't it from there I can't -- lot less likely it is like. We're telling you look at it is actually make you physically. Why they -- representing that which is an otherwise okay site Flickr if they don't you. He's got like the that is has gained conditions and what can you got -- died didn't he kicked it past little skin condition is taking. It was six we will -- AB's -- Bad live is that pizza for breakfast forum underwriters look at kids it's almost comes right back up body of executives -- neck -- roots gives a lot of -- of -- and there's a lot. Thank -- it's like him and basketball -- size theories. Okay. I'm sorry even tiger did I can't get Obama had -- look at them and and speaking of sub humid. Our first order of business is the look at this footage shot in India's walking out train station checked with our station officials have a man. To drugs like a monkey. Away real monkeys who -- I think passengers it's unbelievable that they look at that I mean that. The monkey --"
" Away you know about that mean it would but if you watch the video you know that the man actually -- a few passengers as -- does -- yeah probably. A Ph.D. in the electrical engineer from elegantly prepared. Yeah I don't want to go to India for a lot of reasons my body the poverty and you guys who -- to screwed in the diary of everything and not that. If he's got super Portland. I think it's kind of fascinated watching it is well."
" Good he does a very -- didn't mean he -- monkey and and I guess the point is that he's bigger -- of -- and scares you the monkeys that the real problem over there in India the monkeys monkeys menacing of people via they don't have enough to worry if that's your eyes have a pet monkey name Coco Hillary and and -- in. I had to get rid of -- certain menacing me. And -- what one night I welcome and Coco had like switch blade him and is sort of whispering in my ears Coca brightest stars steal your food. Here I've got eight Coca. This the fifth."
" Check I'm pleased to report that the I don't think you figure now as a sponsor our sponsors. Is toilet paper let's take a look at a quick message from the good people let."
" It's. I mean I didn't pay that breakthrough personal -- our name. Since at all you'll feel fresher and clean Iraqi go to the bathroom using simply spray -- toilet paper full voice here and -- right to irritation to smart alternative to drive to issue and the full more injured tissue that would help before we -- see you can be and who's monitored patient. Fragrance free drinks free and you control the witness to ordinary dry toilet paper become -- ordinary. Without -- we hope they'll be cleaner fresher and more comfortable you'll want one in each of bathrooms. Really -- product I have I and each one restaurant to -- and to use that let us to clean where -- Wedding trying toilet paper it disintegrates to -- Sometimes what you might remaining in the container dry out as -- was not properly close thoughtful he's always wet and ready to clean. Full voice that's what paper it's flexible and septic system safe. There's nothing so common as toilet paper everywhere. And that's -- you make it. Better when this compact Bollenbach only get 300 applications compared with this and it is a wet -- it would take to get the same number about eight. This travels eyes of one month's supply can be taken anywhere your purse briefcase. On trips camping order RV an iPhone you can use -- toward paper. That's not to see -- that's being don't miss this chance to discover I have toilet -- always -- risk free we guarantee you'll be love at first."
" About that. I -- those guys that you could have been a wet -- containing Kramer and -- taken Matthews and entertained friends unity in -- just like when he got to annoying -- about them but whatever the -- he's juggling all the -- that -- because I think that becomes the problem -- have -- problem -- I try to -- about the opportunity -- the one who. It's like a day today issue with the constant problem while. Hold -- but it isn't -- and oh my ultimate wet white can bombing -- by some I think it would sue them. I would wonder how -- it looks like I think -- prime rate I didn't think it's very convincing as its votes -- a spokesperson he looks kind of like David hurry here. -- about David -- you some idea pregnant like around. Not operators incredibly strong he has his fears he's quick -- he's got hurt again he's got a very strong. He's got cast your look at prayers cabs yeah unbelievable community pager could kick through. X six walls he could -- like this I think -- pop a tractor tire. -- the white -- backyard respond to that I could affect other related news. The newest drug hit the New York City club circuit is not exactly known for its hip factor. It's called H. And no not -- agent in preparation -- The new browser blogger and author rob Fitzgerald noted that trend. Among many of the logic a man waiting outside of clubs he says the geysers like other airports I was. Without ice cream to make themselves look ripped for the ladies. -- them. Through -- surprising and disturbing preparation H the thing is supposed to shrink the swelling and hemorrhoids -- good good I've been slather myself before going to the club for years you didn't because I -- raging hemorrhoids you think you've gotten started to Iraq. Is that this works then this is the answer to your your obesity problems today."
" trust leather. Oliver my my neck and face. I think it would make you stink in and be really easy it. -- thanks to you have to go shirtless and clubs has been positive and club and -- guys they weren't sure it was like slated. Desperately need to be. Like if you can't get a woman. Without rubbing preparation H over your torso violently you're doing something wrong isn't that would who street drugs -- for the heat it's supposed to think. Just a significant drug could go home with someone you knew what matters that go away -- You think that driver and a half ago like two blocks in the big guy at the -- and -- clubs as -- can tell people when they come and they're about preparation H and they're selling like tons of these do that with the with the they look like the guys in that show bringing -- and got kids there's a growing up guy with -- What does."
" Looks though and what we're we're gonna happen that the GM amber and I got -- not eat insane amount of food like you do a volley news preparation -- news -- I'm going three to -- them here right now. And -- and more serious also potentially that's related news woman was fine for staying too long and it KFC in England. -- Jackson was hit with a 150 pound fine KFC which is the only time of fifty pounds and Natalie Jackson had been years in the same sentence that he was about twelve years old. Opera stay too long well at the restaurant while gorging on a monster sized friendly bucket. The trainers and her friend ate fourteen chicken pizza six bags -- and six large -- take -- happy you know which would be nothing is committed by the parking limit in the camps for you lot. The 24 he told you yesterday I think it's still starched and -- Ever gong is through. That's the quickly message."
" Dan -- it goes into that and your friendly guy whatever friend like look like princely I learned when we thank. It's elegant neck chain. Still came up with a she's accent and maybe got a chicken wing the whole thing loses we -- Lieberman mockery. He lived I don't know I think this lady got pretty good case and -- why they've tightened the -- yeah is a limit in the parking lot. -- a lot but I mean if you're. They have an important how -- wrote it might take you -- the magic he should be out there paying her ticket late the only putting. If I was managing -- you believe ideally. Yeah is way to would you really -- like going to the press with -- Give it a little embarrassed. Well good point. Good point the KFC people should help for out of vision yet they'll need captain knows that the meter -- judgment -- they -- from -- car and she's studying to be in here she thing harm mortgages are out there help. We want her in health care industry you know you. She's got a lot of strength in swap people."
" Okay and friends now before we go we will surprise for my old friend and former let's go to gym teacher coach -- is back. -- an old segment we call -- coach caller I believe the coach is talking about a problem related to let story and that's very serious issue. Of obesity in --"
" There coastal let's Denny's only twelve and and he's already 230. Yeah. I've tried everything I can think he didn't do some exercise. -- only wants to do is the more experts happiness and his -- I'm -- for his life please. -- Don't -- that I'll have you. It's not. -- plummeted thirty kind of the first two days to load its doings were excited brought to the flow of imported goods and blocking dummies."
" Since 6 o'clock rolls into what we leave -- not know mortgages that. Yeah. Country well why didn't -- stop trying to -- at the."
" They've just -- look -- on the -- start thinking it but it's a hard look and creative butterflies and good to keep the weight."
" About the television talk to run these drags out that -- The -- it's always wanted."
" Hey thanks coach a good example yet knight's -- The -- we have the vision superstar George Clinton are what we talked to of the biggest names in your core rap Whitey cracker it and you aren't there. That little -- back here in Iraq and we'll wrap back here on the show outlined -- was the at the bar we'll hip hop. What about rap music standard -- This episode of Internet superstar has brought you -- godaddy.com. Driven Internet superstar if you want to make an impact on life goes daddy dot com has what you hate. I got news for those who want -- world class don't think that's an easy web site builders and month mark. Echostar -- when he checked out and say an additional. -- applies inside the -- depth on the Internet again it goes daddy died."
" Yeah. Yeah. It's. -- yeah."
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Started discussion: October 13, 2008 @ 2:26pm GMT
Episode 77 - Hemorrhoid Cream and Childhood Obesity [Discussion]
Hemorrhoid Cream is not just for hemorrhoids anymore...or something like that.
Watch or download here.
gobo
about 1 year ago
Coach Cole!
FirestoneX
about 1 year ago
Coach Cole!!!! Wow. I guess that since Gator is either dead or in the Maldives hiding out. It was really Jay who made that character. Mmm. who knew.
explaination of my logic:
Jay === person
Gator == Person
Ricky Kang == Person
Coach Cole == played by Jay
Weird guy in Christmas shirt from Unscrewed = played by Jay.
other people == unknown.
:p
;)
khsheehan
about 1 year ago
I really like Martin and everything but I think this show needs some structure. It's just ramblings and although they can sometimes be funny, I think there needs to be some actual plans for episodes. I don't want to be a complainer but I'm just sayin'.
Cybersuchus
about 1 year ago
My god! I can't get over that toilet paper commercial. I can't believe that was real.
Crazy.
Fairly practical, but crazy.
Crazy.
Fairly practical, but crazy.









