" This episode that -- not superstars sponsored by go to the dot com Netflix and -- and art instruction schools. --"

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" Base for a yeah. -- Sadly he's where it. Absolutely no resource and yeah -- dressed."

" Welcome to Internet superstar that show the make me. The Internet superstar."

" Martins are not in -- yeah. Three superstar he. So yeah -- the fame in the news or relative of mine in a celebrity now you know hundred -- right now and you know case psychologically we haven't figured doctor the other anything like that people recognize you on the street that sort of thing how to go. I'm getting along just fine Manning get recognized very bad idea -- not -- star Marat as the that I thought it was because they showed turned out just a bit hostile to Mac oregano to back in 1984 -- 25 dollars back. That's about it. Did you give it didn't like didn't your big Internet celebrity now you can afford to give my money to accurately that drugs -- numb and I this sucker punch and got my truck engines drove right up there with. You know I Yangon right now by anybody that may go like all pearl officers coming to India as mad at the moment about. You don't have an idea that I've been recognized by the apple hasn't done here but."

" It's gonna happen and -- I swear to god is gonna make me there hasn't that's and begin today killed by -- That baby -- this six a lot -- so far becoming Internet it was through. My news show itself was expected to Libya met Kevin -- to write this -- improve the program. That it automatically gauge my ears in relative to other Internet people all need to do with. Log onto the -- if you -- here click it and well let's see here look like after. Shows. It that I and so it did we see this guy. And need your boy. Yet. Your idiotic trajectory straight on out night going toward the stars. Don't do it. Could well let's look at act okay slow and steady wins the race right. We'll see if I've got up with a recognized by next week and I hit it right I swear I will not happen to like -- crutch that. All I like turtles. And act. I -- yeah. Get. It they applaud today's show up are you embarrassed by how big of a dork you cooler means you're still -- life doing just don't realize how big of a -- you are right now but. Some day little boy I promise you will you will come to this realization well there's a straight web -- out there to help you mortified dot com where people get. Cathartic leaves -- got about how unbelievably. Clueless they weren't there are younger. By issuing old pictures. Who the street veterans that are in the bottom of the site at the correspondent's issue Dave -- Eagleburger. Will join us here in the -- but yeah. Look Cooper. The big yet that. This American life but now admittedly this guy is but the debate about the big guys. You know. And Dave on -- keynote got to thinking -- to thank you real real -- I mean I really do some pondered this morning yes even. Martin sergeant was not the most dapper with that follow up when I was school -- so I started -- that are relevant -- yet here. And the whole flip flop I -- well -- going. Get ahead of god to grant -- who borrowers that of them your book and -- Peabody sergeant and the family unit. Anybody out attack on community about. -- Your book and it's let's appreciate what I look like. In high school before I became a big dance and personalities here. So a lot -- and which. I thought it. Hit. Thank you wouldn't be right I sensible you mr. Rose more than two young boy courts that -- Edwards himself ablaze in front of the orange Julius -- ridge mall and you'll end up like guided the big guys who didn't want -- back yard. What was supposed to be -- this Gator -- doing all right what is supposed to be like -- that under in the hope that kids yeah. Anyway I had a real trip down memory lane looking up my old running through the in this market. You guys you want me to introduce you to my old -- man let's -- let me introduce again here is. My hope now."

" Sonji bears along."

" We think we as a columnist Perez slid. Did well because -- methodical drive there but he was really because he was always cover in the being Sheen of sweat hamburger lotion. I -- just thought it was wrong I heard later that he got arrested for stabbing a woman dealt. -- solve the mark. It now as it is super max prison and Wyoming. And I think once a week because I think that I have never -- the impact cyclical -- yeah yeah that -- the ball was ever present Iraq. Today. It was made it could -- appropriate here from Pakistan and yeah it that is good it's clear this is that truck. And that struck down the -- dungeons and dragons players and our regular Friday night game. Still he got shortly electrocuted try to readjust them up and read it carefully. It's I guess they'll be big hero because after that. Do just that are drawn picture after picture of credit and doctorate in bucket after bucket of pop it right today he was basically the bottom Sen as last I heard that and it scares me. Wearing diapers in this through with the tragedy because it's open magic user was just about her fourth level that actually that's it'll break your heart and did them ham radio -- advertisement Paula. It struck spotlight got a terrible world break. My favorite totally gone this -- always got the majority might want to love this proposal -- I look there's nobody had ever. You can imagine -- important when 1 morning gym class I got paired up with -- how about -- Yeah. I is the outcome of that spent I spent the night before eating a ball bag of fat we went through poignant watching art -- America. A little Italy isn't that -- you can imagine what. Applying that rule anyway enjoy that that was stretching out to me about who -- the war might bottles on the evacuated so furiously. And it also shot out a bottle like quite give short trolley down I didn't -- like it or before we held picket. And it'll have a thought it was a -- without that under the -- you know we're going to the top of the -- let's before the going to -- I looked -- and if -- countless lives. It is. Looking up at bat. -- it was eventually went home. It's weird I don't think he ever came back to school -- manager -- and view all your life and you know what I mean come to think of that there's not a lot of sleep."

" Nice memories from my -- in fact. There's a whole -- I regretted about high school loans. You know thank -- finally got expelled from the naked power watch organized to raise money for the ball mixer my parents certainly opted to complete my education a private private school in northern Denmark because. It."

" On them money. There are -- Well. What -- pots and shake the -- what's -- from the rest of my life I think that tuchman covered entire -- it was bad bad so what did you know to get get it might might cringe want to get out -- I spent the rest of the morning -- Internet. -- comfort in the shame. Appalled with you know -- it while it's. -- wrath of thousands of other people of not only done embarrassing thing but who had their most embarrassing moment preserved on the Internet for time immemorial right people like people like Danny blazed."

" Right. Rich people don't. Know. No war. --"

" Remember the average normal to be active little man. That -- or of course. -- Star Wars kid -- it you know Beckett I believe you when ignorance they decide used on bears the you can imagine that happened yeah that's workmanship not -- robot brilliant idea and that fact hidden snag the Titanic. Credibility with the love whip. Yeah the shirt off to a man who can't -- Again yeah. All the my -- back there was Michael -- Who in 1999. Recorded what what I'll have to be one of the first wildly popular and that means remember that he rubber this plastic. Hello my future girlfriend. My future girlfriend. Let's take -- look at."

" Hello my -- chicken -- and it is letting them -- I lose yourself in the six day in New Mexico. Me he knew it and then duck -- But I. Thinks we're stuck yeah."

" Well that was in 1999. Wouldn't it be nice to know executives up you nine years later well what do you think we find out via Skype from Colorado August 1 interview ever. Here is Michael blood I don't Mike and Mike. That you haven't aged a bit unbelievable. -- like you remember."

" The day that you recorded that little bit. Little bit according to the page with written on there you're just gone through what seems to about quite a bad break up in the purpose of that was. To find a new Internet girlfriend correct. Can you tell us a little bit about the break up I mean how how heartbroken where you. It's not too terribly. But that enough that you want to visit to record that thing and it tried to find love -- new. It still will it be and how long have you put that up negative becoming Internet sensation. So maybe 23 years that. This we've gotten -- And what hit. We just mortified when that happened to me that tells about how all played out you went to school one day and somebody that might have -- you up by the -- what happens. No I'm just that a lot of you know the first. Some organized somewhere hey bill. Sort of thing lot of attention until my outlook. Get your MySpace page and I couldn't help but notice that -- it's than the page you're yet. I guess you didn't realize that what you were so desperately looking for a new girlfriend goes up somewhere along the -- you to sort of a dramatic turn here right. Only then acceptance -- will junior year. Did you do you think oh over it's like I don't like the thing we think that this dramatic experience. Of all the -- if you had any effect on shaping your your sexuality. There's a little. Then you could go up. It's a little bit. Actually of those some of that -- do you Martin. Accurate tech TV days -- spring. Yeah but the only -- that we wouldn't want to experience with what you saw itself up -- I didn't see it -- had a friend from. As a freshman I thought the time he called me. About it he and what we're really pissed off to create. Yeah effort that while. I -- thoughts are. Anyway negatively impacted your life changed the course of your life brought you and he -- to -- your friends your family. I sincerely apologize but you know I've imagined usually small about himself and relatively got slapping you make myself feel about it so. Please accept my apology. --"

" Right back congratulated. Because if you are in fact -- Internet superstar its ability to take at wait for you. -- so much for being on the show like the luck with everything in your future. Didn't at all flattering that the video again just went over to the site at underground dot com slash. The trial. That's with -- yeah yet all right coming up we'll look at a level that wildly popular what buttons to joke about confronting heat and -- to get more white dot com we'll be here right after a quick word from our sponsor yeah."

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" Welcome back tonight show but that's going to the dropping support of phenomenally successful stage show mortified which also has the hysterical yet cringe inducing web component at -- mortified dot top. Mortified -- that was the cultural phenomenon might Newsweek it has been celebrate this American life. And I'm very pleased to know give it a real immediate boost here on my -- I just want their fears gay -- good day today -- it. So did anyone who hasn't had experience of attending mortified and any of the several cities -- the regular production what is how would you describe."

" I would like it terabyte is as a comic excavation. The strange and extraordinary things people created its kids. Basically. Ordinary people getting onstage reading aloud embarrassing love letters lyrics journals home movies and orange shirt total strangers."

" You watching all these mortified Cuba it was on your website and yeah it was unpleasant it was built up and brought back again. -- brought a lot of apparently couldn't and you think memories about one colossal -- I was in Iceland it was a really bad really deep stage -- but I think about. Like that this awkward -- that like the highest -- less reputable link for months before the game -- Houston had yet I didn't -- to work again for four months. If you -- which they market stability. And we want to thank -- only word I spoke to her at that that we're so. How you doing in French class I think. To this -- created about that memory you know it's cathartic to talk about it now I get the purpose of the Asia."

" Is an -- And -- I suppose you've got Google gradual several times and and debated apologizing to parents and I'm really are."

" And I'm not ready for that yet. Talking about your I'm not ready to confront bat and -- person to person will. Yeah you out when the bullet and see that it. Did burden you did did this whole idea come about because you yourself and the work -- your own -- of the members."

" I yeah I started the project perhaps a decade ago. When I had I discovered. A really terrific. So let's start -- love letter that I hate it really into girl. Ahead and give manager. And then I discovered -- I don't know like 9899 and and I I was reading into lot of friends at parties and then eventually that you know. Another factor -- terrible actor like to put this up onstage and I want to invite other people to do the same it. And then sure enough there -- people with a lot worse. Childhood reading to him."

" Do you remember like a particular line from that letter. That you might wanted to share with the AFI shares it with the storms."

" Opens up within need to -- really didn't know her. Can really only thing to note that I tried to. The everything to this girls are wanted to be funny and corn sweet and smart intellectual type -- films. -- all friends bed -- Did it it was this is. Hello Leslie. -- data today yeah it's quite well I must admit."

" If you look at yours is a good one because what you are about to read and may not an investor -- another -- to -- and put it."

" That other -- that now I can reach a look at a mid level but I would imagine the U. Her legs from the Norton anthology of poetry that's gorgeous. Well -- always -- so we can put them in better context or when you're right now let's go ahead take a look at one of the mortified Q Bach showed you how about their get mortified dot com. This one is called Melissa's -- okay."

" Hi I'm Melissa when I was fourteen I was madly in love with my next door neighbor and fortunately. He had a girlfriend. So I of course came up with a devious scheme to win him over. But I kind of lost it. Page one of -- Mutilation techniques. To his girlfriend. This is her -- This is my lips after I Razr. This is her -- After I checked your -- football which I do cats and she cancer in her face."

" So -- feel pretty good idea for -- like that pretty bad gotta be quite cathartic for people to get up front page article on the web site. It started humorous we've worked through these horrible memories in the people afterwards station I feel like a weight -- that up myself."

" Yes you know it it's really it's really a nice and senator of the project is. Every single performer that we wanted to working weird more than telling us that this is just been a really interesting experiment for them where they're learning. About who they are and do more for who they were and then for the audience. They wanted to putting themselves in the people's shoes so much that they relate and they go through the same experience."

" So I."

" And lord if I mean you feel bad about her right yeah yeah essentially. Reiner told the latest there one time when I was -- boy and I was down down by the river with my best friend up. My best friend Ricky -- was -- he start talking all sorts of mad smack talking (%expletive) about -- they saw hostel often that wasn't going to be all right come back about his -- and killed him. And -- Bob way to his body down -- in my career I killed my best friend."

" Okay. Hey Dave Mozilla content in this stage shows and online seems to be stuck with delivered by people our age that we're about stalemate. Who didn't have blogs and MySpace page about to -- to unload their grief -- do you see it mortified changes as time moves forward."

" You mean over the years we've we've had -- seventy year old women onstage. In them. News people in the sixties and and we even had people probably bill as young as of those rare like. 23. Sound like that and what did -- think stresses we're starting -- a lot of the submissions from people. Well we blog entries that are actually -- that are over there are about ten years old we forget how on the Internet and all that has been around an event in her first book. One of the entries is actually based in a series of emails. And I mean we're all parts."

" I hadn't died yet. I keep that you theater that is like this big new thing but it -- every word in the previous blocked from. Our red white -- and hello my future girlfriend. I doubt he's my hero he's thought about that -- me. Wow it's also nice to hurt anyone watching this right now. How can they get up on stage of participated shows -- how to how to go about doing that. --"

" Just because that's really good get horrified that come and down we don't. Have auditions because we don't care you're talented. As we use words like that's already trial the we have just this admission -- asked to -- that's so. You're gonna get our -- dominate can -- casting and and they just schedule a meeting -- everybody."

" That so much for Vietnam like -- you'll like brad are true -- and it's a lot of money. All right to find out what board yeah. Born in Yorktown. Go to the website -- won't buy dot governor I'll get a copy of the book that mortified real words real people real but about it. And mortified and loved the -- you back again -- thanks -- Old. This is over we got to the front is an island gas we -- I'm being told that my old self defense expert Ricky. That's why you're withheld from him. And -- and let them what do you say what do you say we go to Rick Ricky Ricky argue that fair market because I don't I don't let quality."

" It took Hillary he had. Ricky -- talking a bit about regrets you know things that you might have done in the past image he had never figured you wish you'd done differently like that you and your high schoolers like. It's written do you have anything like that you -- Element you know I don't regret stuff Martin -- what I mean what I like about it is some amusing 110 on that deal you know whatever the consequences man that's -- warrior -- army. -- kind of I don't think kind of puts -- that's what I think -- so there's nothing in -- you can flight that you wish you done differently come -- Well you know I don't press me on this on one thing about a month ago allows and I -- over there to try to parting with the troops you know to get while pumped up -- karate demos and stuff. Let's go to school with no matter how it out loud when I got an hour jet ski anyway there was just one day when I'll walk into this market to a chemical ticker. I don't think that it creeps you know you're gonna be equally deep Harvard -- computer at my store Indian man how about that. Okay. So sorry don't go. I mean you should -- let me finish this -- in this market in Iraq in this little boy approaches -- He's in the market he's got a dirt Wall -- dollar Amber's face and he only had like one plastic flip flop on his closes I'll concert tour the -- up and held out his hand to me. And he in his and got his little shiny red apple. In the opera and up to me and it was like he was -- apple awhile that's and that that's an amazing story did you take it. No matter round house kick that all stand -- the solar like to -- article about at a out of this plastic sandals that it turned him into that out and after it over not to -- you -- the -- If I can't imagine what Marty another direct. Written. -- yeah. I did not a -- to -- When he's finished watching road map that's the hard reality that is one month but let's and that will always be learned the hard way that I promise you that so I suppose you regret picking that little boy. Comment Mallard that was not catch him a little bit tired of the road area really really really do and a number on that commitment. -- young man I know we go back a long ways but parts of what I got banned artery out mutilated body and yourself. Ticket world of Atlanta -- that -- party seeming to suggest that your man get down the company I'll let my aunt helped out -- hotel. Ten minutes issue."

" While -- eases you know -- I still love everything but the agent that different breed and death -- Award I guess is going in you know again warrior can't -- charge not judge okay. We'll talk about another guy committed himself on the Internet and see how he's come to terms with it now that several years -- Explain that better known as the Star Wars kid would join us right. This word from our sponsor news. And now the -- yeah."

" This year I gave my little needs a puppy for her birthday."

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" It got pretty accurate. I should've gotten here Netflix. She could've gotten hurt choice of 90000 movies delivered right to work door was no late eighties. -- never read 101 dalmatians. Dogs. Terrified now. Plus. He's blocked. Don't -- the same mistake. It Netflix."

" Snapped out and Uranus letting club. Made Mars that he Peabody which it. Welcome back to my show. Might actually took it up by storm and a video of him swing a golf ball retriever while pretending to be -- from all fell into the wrong hands got uploaded to the Internet and went on to be viewed and -- that by about a billion people roughly one. Of the population could well -- Hero showed just the right to speak out defend himself and tell the story of what it's like a bit like as the both lampoon person. In the world since last week thought he's matured into a young man he is also path that is identity remain anonymous right. Viewers please welcome gasoline Raza the Star Wars kid. Should do -- wouldn't -- reluctant to overlook the past six years."

" Little Billy wilder are really good glove side at all it got pretty broad. You don't have to hurt over drugs let's look at the room -- drifted don't Google -- go. -- pretty bush to the dark rooms listening to parents. A student loans simply people. And pampered comfort -- there --"

" Brother took great governor of their lack of -- DSL connection doubt that the Rooney's failure I was so. So you have good Q how do those so horsepower or did you know you want to recreate them your roots boom boom boom."

" Wow well good -- taught in the deserts objected to learn that things -- short that both of them probably require. Well what did you learn in due out in the desert. For starters. Are adequate deterrent -- the dark -- part. Analysts and anger is clearly tutelage under the deserts on -- your bowel movements are always thirsty to -- Doesn't results hold the plastics council's global cooling and I've become stronger now than ever dreamed I'd be able to -- call ups. -- Yeah that disturb the shuttle's stay in real -- Martin petite almost billion normal university due to one so yeah please don't hurt. -- yeah used to suffer. She's -- and no I didn't courses books and then pull landlord clues -- Could -- Karl we'll start our review review the."

" It. You are saying yeah commitment. To wear your kid that everybody. That the government."

" And it. That -- the film and could probably isn't -- c'mon make it put yeah its over man game. I would get my hat educate them -- comes back I was what triggered. Well where he killed herself and it took a good thing. -- America it ferociously. But. The thing with the wrong a bit -- the -- in -- house. Police have yet but that's what -- expert Bob brought tears your notes in your balance board posted. I think the main comment beside the show not being funny was that I'd become wildly obese. -- such a big one that's what quote that on Digg dot com quote the only thing big about today is Martin Sargent acts. How many big Macs there's that -- that he be that -- needs them exercise. Quit. So thanks for those. I've known gracefully yeah. Appreciate that but we pick a few nice ones for example I have. Eight acted a little bit what is a man. Arm and a half of them smell like. That. You know the growth doesn't think of that. You have that prop. Yeah popular -- actually Canada should know about you you vote if you -- for example if that guy like the shows that much of inside my case these people are that tonight -- that is yeah ridiculously quick look at it and and now I can be responsible for shattering the kids you know doing -- line I think that will agree to is that -- thought of that. And eight years ago from Brandon bird and -- that that's one thing that I love the new show I always watched infected with totally bomb went with canceled. All school math teacher and my kids watch your show up at both questions from the show on their -- that you were high school meant to hit it is currently. And it. -- it about No Child Left Behind -- to -- teaching your children. This is what you should be wanting you to don't know yet where to shoot your mom shed -- the -- definitely bad. -- automatically deported to a plus two equals your pocket and -- it. Where did well pack up your president didn't let up until it operative. It it brings with it like taking your questions suggested what you look -- the other Keokuk and it's if you Martin act Revision 3. Not god about that but that's going to have to do it today show about brands like -- and Goldberg -- the awards yeah particularly a little bit more -- job candidates --"

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" Not get back my -- this thing is everybody's."

" Yeah. --"

" This episode that -- not superstars sponsored by go to the dot com Netflix and -- and art instruction schools. --"

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" Base for a yeah. -- Sadly he's where it. Absolutely no resource and yeah -- dressed."

" Welcome to Internet superstar that show the make me. The Internet superstar."

" Martins are not in -- yeah. Three superstar he. So yeah -- the fame in the news or relative of mine in a celebrity now you know hundred -- right now and you know case psychologically we haven't figured doctor the other anything like that people recognize you on the street that sort of thing how to go. I'm getting along just fine Manning get recognized very bad idea -- not -- star Marat as the that I thought it was because they showed turned out just a bit hostile to Mac oregano to back in 1984 -- 25 dollars back. That's about it. Did you give it didn't like didn't your big Internet celebrity now you can afford to give my money to accurately that drugs -- numb and I this sucker punch and got my truck engines drove right up there with. You know I Yangon right now by anybody that may go like all pearl officers coming to India as mad at the moment about. You don't have an idea that I've been recognized by the apple hasn't done here but."

" It's gonna happen and -- I swear to god is gonna make me there hasn't that's and begin today killed by -- That baby -- this six a lot -- so far becoming Internet it was through. My news show itself was expected to Libya met Kevin -- to write this -- improve the program. That it automatically gauge my ears in relative to other Internet people all need to do with. Log onto the -- if you -- here click it and well let's see here look like after. Shows. It that I and so it did we see this guy. And need your boy. Yet. Your idiotic trajectory straight on out night going toward the stars. Don't do it. Could well let's look at act okay slow and steady wins the race right. We'll see if I've got up with a recognized by next week and I hit it right I swear I will not happen to like -- crutch that. All I like turtles. And act. I -- yeah. Get. It they applaud today's show up are you embarrassed by how big of a dork you cooler means you're still -- life doing just don't realize how big of a -- you are right now but. Some day little boy I promise you will you will come to this realization well there's a straight web -- out there to help you mortified dot com where people get. Cathartic leaves -- got about how unbelievably. Clueless they weren't there are younger. By issuing old pictures. Who the street veterans that are in the bottom of the site at the correspondent's issue Dave -- Eagleburger. Will join us here in the -- but yeah. Look Cooper. The big yet that. This American life but now admittedly this guy is but the debate about the big guys. You know. And Dave on -- keynote got to thinking -- to thank you real real -- I mean I really do some pondered this morning yes even. Martin sergeant was not the most dapper with that follow up when I was school -- so I started -- that are relevant -- yet here. And the whole flip flop I -- well -- going. Get ahead of god to grant -- who borrowers that of them your book and -- Peabody sergeant and the family unit. Anybody out attack on community about. -- Your book and it's let's appreciate what I look like. In high school before I became a big dance and personalities here. So a lot -- and which. I thought it. Hit. Thank you wouldn't be right I sensible you mr. Rose more than two young boy courts that -- Edwards himself ablaze in front of the orange Julius -- ridge mall and you'll end up like guided the big guys who didn't want -- back yard. What was supposed to be -- this Gator -- doing all right what is supposed to be like -- that under in the hope that kids yeah. Anyway I had a real trip down memory lane looking up my old running through the in this market. You guys you want me to introduce you to my old -- man let's -- let me introduce again here is. My hope now."

" Sonji bears along."

" We think we as a columnist Perez slid. Did well because -- methodical drive there but he was really because he was always cover in the being Sheen of sweat hamburger lotion. I -- just thought it was wrong I heard later that he got arrested for stabbing a woman dealt. -- solve the mark. It now as it is super max prison and Wyoming. And I think once a week because I think that I have never -- the impact cyclical -- yeah yeah that -- the ball was ever present Iraq. Today. It was made it could -- appropriate here from Pakistan and yeah it that is good it's clear this is that truck. And that struck down the -- dungeons and dragons players and our regular Friday night game. Still he got shortly electrocuted try to readjust them up and read it carefully. It's I guess they'll be big hero because after that. Do just that are drawn picture after picture of credit and doctorate in bucket after bucket of pop it right today he was basically the bottom Sen as last I heard that and it scares me. Wearing diapers in this through with the tragedy because it's open magic user was just about her fourth level that actually that's it'll break your heart and did them ham radio -- advertisement Paula. It struck spotlight got a terrible world break. My favorite totally gone this -- always got the majority might want to love this proposal -- I look there's nobody had ever. You can imagine -- important when 1 morning gym class I got paired up with -- how about -- Yeah. I is the outcome of that spent I spent the night before eating a ball bag of fat we went through poignant watching art -- America. A little Italy isn't that -- you can imagine what. Applying that rule anyway enjoy that that was stretching out to me about who -- the war might bottles on the evacuated so furiously. And it also shot out a bottle like quite give short trolley down I didn't -- like it or before we held picket. And it'll have a thought it was a -- without that under the -- you know we're going to the top of the -- let's before the going to -- I looked -- and if -- countless lives. It is. Looking up at bat. -- it was eventually went home. It's weird I don't think he ever came back to school -- manager -- and view all your life and you know what I mean come to think of that there's not a lot of sleep."

" Nice memories from my -- in fact. There's a whole -- I regretted about high school loans. You know thank -- finally got expelled from the naked power watch organized to raise money for the ball mixer my parents certainly opted to complete my education a private private school in northern Denmark because. It."

" On them money. There are -- Well. What -- pots and shake the -- what's -- from the rest of my life I think that tuchman covered entire -- it was bad bad so what did you know to get get it might might cringe want to get out -- I spent the rest of the morning -- Internet. -- comfort in the shame. Appalled with you know -- it while it's. -- wrath of thousands of other people of not only done embarrassing thing but who had their most embarrassing moment preserved on the Internet for time immemorial right people like people like Danny blazed."

" Right. Rich people don't. Know. No war. --"

" Remember the average normal to be active little man. That -- or of course. -- Star Wars kid -- it you know Beckett I believe you when ignorance they decide used on bears the you can imagine that happened yeah that's workmanship not -- robot brilliant idea and that fact hidden snag the Titanic. Credibility with the love whip. Yeah the shirt off to a man who can't -- Again yeah. All the my -- back there was Michael -- Who in 1999. Recorded what what I'll have to be one of the first wildly popular and that means remember that he rubber this plastic. Hello my future girlfriend. My future girlfriend. Let's take -- look at."

" Hello my -- chicken -- and it is letting them -- I lose yourself in the six day in New Mexico. Me he knew it and then duck -- But I. Thinks we're stuck yeah."

" Well that was in 1999. Wouldn't it be nice to know executives up you nine years later well what do you think we find out via Skype from Colorado August 1 interview ever. Here is Michael blood I don't Mike and Mike. That you haven't aged a bit unbelievable. -- like you remember."

" The day that you recorded that little bit. Little bit according to the page with written on there you're just gone through what seems to about quite a bad break up in the purpose of that was. To find a new Internet girlfriend correct. Can you tell us a little bit about the break up I mean how how heartbroken where you. It's not too terribly. But that enough that you want to visit to record that thing and it tried to find love -- new. It still will it be and how long have you put that up negative becoming Internet sensation. So maybe 23 years that. This we've gotten -- And what hit. We just mortified when that happened to me that tells about how all played out you went to school one day and somebody that might have -- you up by the -- what happens. No I'm just that a lot of you know the first. Some organized somewhere hey bill. Sort of thing lot of attention until my outlook. Get your MySpace page and I couldn't help but notice that -- it's than the page you're yet. I guess you didn't realize that what you were so desperately looking for a new girlfriend goes up somewhere along the -- you to sort of a dramatic turn here right. Only then acceptance -- will junior year. Did you do you think oh over it's like I don't like the thing we think that this dramatic experience. Of all the -- if you had any effect on shaping your your sexuality. There's a little. Then you could go up. It's a little bit. Actually of those some of that -- do you Martin. Accurate tech TV days -- spring. Yeah but the only -- that we wouldn't want to experience with what you saw itself up -- I didn't see it -- had a friend from. As a freshman I thought the time he called me. About it he and what we're really pissed off to create. Yeah effort that while. I -- thoughts are. Anyway negatively impacted your life changed the course of your life brought you and he -- to -- your friends your family. I sincerely apologize but you know I've imagined usually small about himself and relatively got slapping you make myself feel about it so. Please accept my apology. --"

" Right back congratulated. Because if you are in fact -- Internet superstar its ability to take at wait for you. -- so much for being on the show like the luck with everything in your future. Didn't at all flattering that the video again just went over to the site at underground dot com slash. The trial. That's with -- yeah yet all right coming up we'll look at a level that wildly popular what buttons to joke about confronting heat and -- to get more white dot com we'll be here right after a quick word from our sponsor yeah."

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" Welcome back tonight show but that's going to the dropping support of phenomenally successful stage show mortified which also has the hysterical yet cringe inducing web component at -- mortified dot top. Mortified -- that was the cultural phenomenon might Newsweek it has been celebrate this American life. And I'm very pleased to know give it a real immediate boost here on my -- I just want their fears gay -- good day today -- it. So did anyone who hasn't had experience of attending mortified and any of the several cities -- the regular production what is how would you describe."

" I would like it terabyte is as a comic excavation. The strange and extraordinary things people created its kids. Basically. Ordinary people getting onstage reading aloud embarrassing love letters lyrics journals home movies and orange shirt total strangers."

" You watching all these mortified Cuba it was on your website and yeah it was unpleasant it was built up and brought back again. -- brought a lot of apparently couldn't and you think memories about one colossal -- I was in Iceland it was a really bad really deep stage -- but I think about. Like that this awkward -- that like the highest -- less reputable link for months before the game -- Houston had yet I didn't -- to work again for four months. If you -- which they market stability. And we want to thank -- only word I spoke to her at that that we're so. How you doing in French class I think. To this -- created about that memory you know it's cathartic to talk about it now I get the purpose of the Asia."

" Is an -- And -- I suppose you've got Google gradual several times and and debated apologizing to parents and I'm really are."

" And I'm not ready for that yet. Talking about your I'm not ready to confront bat and -- person to person will. Yeah you out when the bullet and see that it. Did burden you did did this whole idea come about because you yourself and the work -- your own -- of the members."

" I yeah I started the project perhaps a decade ago. When I had I discovered. A really terrific. So let's start -- love letter that I hate it really into girl. Ahead and give manager. And then I discovered -- I don't know like 9899 and and I I was reading into lot of friends at parties and then eventually that you know. Another factor -- terrible actor like to put this up onstage and I want to invite other people to do the same it. And then sure enough there -- people with a lot worse. Childhood reading to him."

" Do you remember like a particular line from that letter. That you might wanted to share with the AFI shares it with the storms."

" Opens up within need to -- really didn't know her. Can really only thing to note that I tried to. The everything to this girls are wanted to be funny and corn sweet and smart intellectual type -- films. -- all friends bed -- Did it it was this is. Hello Leslie. -- data today yeah it's quite well I must admit."

" If you look at yours is a good one because what you are about to read and may not an investor -- another -- to -- and put it."

" That other -- that now I can reach a look at a mid level but I would imagine the U. Her legs from the Norton anthology of poetry that's gorgeous. Well -- always -- so we can put them in better context or when you're right now let's go ahead take a look at one of the mortified Q Bach showed you how about their get mortified dot com. This one is called Melissa's -- okay."

" Hi I'm Melissa when I was fourteen I was madly in love with my next door neighbor and fortunately. He had a girlfriend. So I of course came up with a devious scheme to win him over. But I kind of lost it. Page one of -- Mutilation techniques. To his girlfriend. This is her -- This is my lips after I Razr. This is her -- After I checked your -- football which I do cats and she cancer in her face."

" So -- feel pretty good idea for -- like that pretty bad gotta be quite cathartic for people to get up front page article on the web site. It started humorous we've worked through these horrible memories in the people afterwards station I feel like a weight -- that up myself."

" Yes you know it it's really it's really a nice and senator of the project is. Every single performer that we wanted to working weird more than telling us that this is just been a really interesting experiment for them where they're learning. About who they are and do more for who they were and then for the audience. They wanted to putting themselves in the people's shoes so much that they relate and they go through the same experience."

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" And lord if I mean you feel bad about her right yeah yeah essentially. Reiner told the latest there one time when I was -- boy and I was down down by the river with my best friend up. My best friend Ricky -- was -- he start talking all sorts of mad smack talking (%expletive) about -- they saw hostel often that wasn't going to be all right come back about his -- and killed him. And -- Bob way to his body down -- in my career I killed my best friend."

" Okay. Hey Dave Mozilla content in this stage shows and online seems to be stuck with delivered by people our age that we're about stalemate. Who didn't have blogs and MySpace page about to -- to unload their grief -- do you see it mortified changes as time moves forward."

" You mean over the years we've we've had -- seventy year old women onstage. In them. News people in the sixties and and we even had people probably bill as young as of those rare like. 23. Sound like that and what did -- think stresses we're starting -- a lot of the submissions from people. Well we blog entries that are actually -- that are over there are about ten years old we forget how on the Internet and all that has been around an event in her first book. One of the entries is actually based in a series of emails. And I mean we're all parts."

" I hadn't died yet. I keep that you theater that is like this big new thing but it -- every word in the previous blocked from. Our red white -- and hello my future girlfriend. I doubt he's my hero he's thought about that -- me. Wow it's also nice to hurt anyone watching this right now. How can they get up on stage of participated shows -- how to how to go about doing that. --"

" Just because that's really good get horrified that come and down we don't. Have auditions because we don't care you're talented. As we use words like that's already trial the we have just this admission -- asked to -- that's so. You're gonna get our -- dominate can -- casting and and they just schedule a meeting -- everybody."

" That so much for Vietnam like -- you'll like brad are true -- and it's a lot of money. All right to find out what board yeah. Born in Yorktown. Go to the website -- won't buy dot governor I'll get a copy of the book that mortified real words real people real but about it. And mortified and loved the -- you back again -- thanks -- Old. This is over we got to the front is an island gas we -- I'm being told that my old self defense expert Ricky. That's why you're withheld from him. And -- and let them what do you say what do you say we go to Rick Ricky Ricky argue that fair market because I don't I don't let quality."

" It took Hillary he had. Ricky -- talking a bit about regrets you know things that you might have done in the past image he had never figured you wish you'd done differently like that you and your high schoolers like. It's written do you have anything like that you -- Element you know I don't regret stuff Martin -- what I mean what I like about it is some amusing 110 on that deal you know whatever the consequences man that's -- warrior -- army. -- kind of I don't think kind of puts -- that's what I think -- so there's nothing in -- you can flight that you wish you done differently come -- Well you know I don't press me on this on one thing about a month ago allows and I -- over there to try to parting with the troops you know to get while pumped up -- karate demos and stuff. Let's go to school with no matter how it out loud when I got an hour jet ski anyway there was just one day when I'll walk into this market to a chemical ticker. I don't think that it creeps you know you're gonna be equally deep Harvard -- computer at my store Indian man how about that. Okay. So sorry don't go. I mean you should -- let me finish this -- in this market in Iraq in this little boy approaches -- He's in the market he's got a dirt Wall -- dollar Amber's face and he only had like one plastic flip flop on his closes I'll concert tour the -- up and held out his hand to me. And he in his and got his little shiny red apple. In the opera and up to me and it was like he was -- apple awhile that's and that that's an amazing story did you take it. No matter round house kick that all stand -- the solar like to -- article about at a out of this plastic sandals that it turned him into that out and after it over not to -- you -- the -- If I can't imagine what Marty another direct. Written. -- yeah. I did not a -- to -- When he's finished watching road map that's the hard reality that is one month but let's and that will always be learned the hard way that I promise you that so I suppose you regret picking that little boy. Comment Mallard that was not catch him a little bit tired of the road area really really really do and a number on that commitment. -- young man I know we go back a long ways but parts of what I got banned artery out mutilated body and yourself. Ticket world of Atlanta -- that -- party seeming to suggest that your man get down the company I'll let my aunt helped out -- hotel. Ten minutes issue."

" While -- eases you know -- I still love everything but the agent that different breed and death -- Award I guess is going in you know again warrior can't -- charge not judge okay. We'll talk about another guy committed himself on the Internet and see how he's come to terms with it now that several years -- Explain that better known as the Star Wars kid would join us right. This word from our sponsor news. And now the -- yeah."

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" Snapped out and Uranus letting club. Made Mars that he Peabody which it. Welcome back to my show. Might actually took it up by storm and a video of him swing a golf ball retriever while pretending to be -- from all fell into the wrong hands got uploaded to the Internet and went on to be viewed and -- that by about a billion people roughly one. Of the population could well -- Hero showed just the right to speak out defend himself and tell the story of what it's like a bit like as the both lampoon person. In the world since last week thought he's matured into a young man he is also path that is identity remain anonymous right. Viewers please welcome gasoline Raza the Star Wars kid. Should do -- wouldn't -- reluctant to overlook the past six years."

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