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The Deuce Has Dropped

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 – running time 27:54
Internet Superstar continues to rise from the east, slowly warming the frozen landscape of online entertainment.

In this second installment, Martin and Gator talk to Anthony Smith, an English lad who built a rubber band gun called The Disintegrator. Does that name sound a little grandiose for a rubber band gun? Not when you consider that this wicked persuader has 24 revolving barrels that can fire a face-lacerating 40 rounds per second. Amazing what people will resort to in a country where guns are illegal. Watch the full video of this office supply heavy ordnance in action here.

Next up is a probing interview with another brit, a guy calling himself Mr. Pregnant, who you'd likely want to repel with The Disintegrator if he came within thirty yards of you. A 375-pound monstrosity with snaggleteeth in his mouth and a soup pot on his massive, braided head, Mr. Pregnant has established himself as a true YouTube sensation with a long line of hits such as "Big Girls Don't Cry", which has been viewed an astonishing 2.5 million times. Why is that astonishing? You'll see when you watch it.

The interview soon turned weird, as in incomprehensible, so Martin decides to challenge Mr. Pregnant to a game of "Would You Buy It," asking the big guy if he'd purchase molds designed to cook eggs into gun shapes, a range of products made from elephant dung, and some topical cream that removes penis odor.

Hard to believe that only two shows in, it's already this good. Martin is truly well on his way to becoming an Internet Superstar.

Highlights
Fallujah ( 12:49, 12:49 ) George Bush ( 13:23, 13:34, 13:23, 13:34 ) online dating ( 0:43, 0:43 ) 7-Eleven ( 12:33, 12:33 ) Fallujah ( 12:49, 12:49 ) George Bush ( 13:23, 13:34, 13:23, 13:34 ) online dating ( 0:43, 0:43 ) 7-Eleven ( 12:33, 12:33 )

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" This episode of Internet superstar has brought you by virgin America. Go to -- dot com and with the other answers that Soledad market it would be ceremonies that take pictures of guys that -- and lies about my volunteer work. It in the market for. And the key to that is the full access to all types of -- I don't have to feel the pressure of leading the group home. So (%expletive) high. Somewhere and all those questions they decide that he's the right go for me and my fetish for putting hot halogen lamps on my ass in my otherwise dark basement. She has no clue that I'm into action that that's the point."

" Other online dating -- can you -- prepared draft would be harmonious redo the matching for you deeply hooked up. Socially retarded possibly even a serial killer. Don't worry so long as you can -- the third grade level will still feel the vacuum with almost any unsuspecting chick who signs up."

" You love me true land of because I lives. You don't know who I am very dangerous predator. -- You don't have to sacrifice anything you can be you want to be you can be the guy who loves to have sex with anonymous guy's -- station restrooms in exchange for drugs -- one with the keyboard -- so long as you keep the total secret. And it just doesn't work I'm not -- care how it works just as long as that helens in that Mike Tyson -- Blake himself on my well -- to ask -- he had hidden deep burns. She's not analyzer."

" Mets for who you really are blog on eHarmony is ducked out ridiculous compatibility. Profiled today. Just picture you lied about everything you do with this thick bought."

" They stretch him. These designer. Exactly she's doing great. Absolutely no -- yeah here's."

" As well. -- I'm dated men had talked the last time. The -- then this morning that the elk club elected and one night and Yale I don't know -- is that -- you're invited though it's against. You yours there yeah there. It's dormant you -- you so much now welcome in my truck packed parking lot of -- this morning. The doctors there feel a -- age tale in part."

" Well yeah. Got the bad news the good news. We still obviously you can't -- that episode while Tibetans. The stark reality that we're here in the shootout in the dead -- by Bob backyard. It's really started to subtly yet I guess it really hit ball -- left there that morning when did you pass out drunk and apparently got bitten by -- brown recluse spider. --"

" This is that this is America what did it look I got bit by the routes sleeping in here in this yet occurrences. This forum the face of vin -- Lamar. Look at it. -- It includes Clinton and god damn America yeah it is urgent care now and I'm not going anywhere because I want to keep this. The cam from. I feel feverish and stuff but I'd like to keep that has that's -- its."

" FaceBook -- my apartment is my favorite actor. Bad as it. When she. Yeah quality starter credit my my -- infected but I'll vote kind of catch him rhetoric we've put -- that might you know back that may not yet been used by. Get him come down here it -- Obama -- we got got heard it is fun stuff here but not the term we are still absolutely certain that this will be the greatest television show in American history yes and that it will make me. And injured."

" Stupid stuff."

" Okay."

" How are you might mean a tardy. Top job. Like it been drowned and go toe to toe one he uses state -- now likely that your mom. To protect -- that. There will that you say the word on what the outlook is that quiz show it to him all right here's my plan. Little later in the show we're gonna get some advice how to walk the road Internet superstar up. From one of the biggest used to -- ever this you're right. You know that you're pregnant you know he's he's interest and yeah actually go out there doesn't know -- let's take a repeat itself is working --"

" That video has gotten nearly two point five million views I'd YouTube two point five million. And use a lot that's like clearly did that all my other he would have been canceled and probably having gotten like two point five million views could you would have all the through them every dot and this -- pregnant abomination it's doing so very well clearly it I don't understand what that if you want to see we're going to find out. We're gonna find out what we talked over just a minute -- Don't forget -- that -- the guy I mean I don't think you've thought this interview could turn out to be more sad and awkward like interviewing Dick Clark right after the stroke. Yeah it's -- it could be awful but did my -- off to Dick Clark and oh terrible that was an American tragedy. I would story got story began. I woke up this morning hung over not too serious -- got pretty banged up the elks club last night but I wake up and picked myself big -- hot -- appeal I like they usually do good guys aren't certain and as usual beginning my journey at CNN dot top. -- immediately struck. By the level of conflict there's seems to be in the world of dog it's unbelievable little evidence of really dark times here and it is the type of greed hatred it's an age of I guess you think growing distrust of the dark period in history when people turn -- one like the blink -- eyes so -- Yet here our own soil on her own soil the Democrats hate each other. Well this darling Republicans seem to hate everyone even more distressing overseeing the Palestinians hate Jews they do the Kenyan tribesman hate each other through. House it's whoever's got that video offers smoking crack got. And most disgusting a ball -- rock still hate obviously. -- The most awesome it's peaceful everything they'll. Thought about. It. But truth be told the that Martin sergeant is an abuse and they hate -- I'd hate this weird it. I hate to be picked a card in. It a bucket. It could do with the they'll never accomplish -- for that I'd like to picket bar. You beat me but I digress -- the bill served you the the more I realize that the hatred is that where it's give them to the point where. It's crawling up our entire. Update animal world a world where where cougars apparently hate -- And Lionsgate -- this. And tigers pay Indian guides to ride out an accident."

" Hezbollah. --"

" It just breaks your."

" I hit. Yeah well that hatred so I did a Google search on American you looking for a glimmer of hope for our future. What it's clear we won't be able to depend on that as -- nephew -- giant that if the -- Today we just want to give up but that's not true Internet super."

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" You know that that Indians -- that that one of those that you know of that would be living his life as a reading it your take right now that figured that but that -- way. Pedantic very -- so has vowed to teach me more about this miraculous device is the disintegrated -- our true superstar. Welcome to like here -- Everybody why did you put so much time in the building a rubber band gun capable of firing more than 2400. Rounds --"

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" What what are you afraid of -- what you're afraid of your about the somebody -- you."

" I. It is not a romantic picnic. Now the only don't -- that. People -- us."

" It out is this because did you build this thing because guns are illegal in Britain I mean you are you jealous of us Americans all of our assault rifles."

" Yeah constant I was -- Africa and these are quality cotton market. And I think that these -- all that candy."

" There -- real of them here right now and fifth yeah. -- how much damage could did you actually do with this thing."

" Welcome comments you can I don't know to connect to. And -- well I'm -- and I -- that they like and plenty. Pretty -- little. -- 290 in the car. Era is a powerful."

" Why the -- and shoot it. Have you yourself taken fight with does that."

" So what will you. Good enough is the -- law. Yeah -- and -- and -- look at it and it may look."

" I can't imagine it is by got a rubber -- I get a but it still like this of the Gator. Freaked about nine one but it has its -- that is what yeah. One rubber bag it in the cheek and then smart they get married again like that many rounds."

" Yeah I you know if it can't I Andrews and as well. Let me yeah he hit bottom until they acted in unpopularity. It."

" But the problem when you think that the problem because it's it's very powerful when you actually have the hoping noted but that. Like it -- if the I think it's still coming at you you have to re load your cat."

" Thought there is thinking about shoot back there. -- a good candidate. Nobody built thing. You can take them like 7-Eleven store went with that then. It because I don't know if you understand -- It these people do not unprecedented."

" I think these if you show the as the garden route and maybe he can like you don't send -- to the boys in Fallujah. "

" Yeah definitely. I think -- the quality Internet TV those alerts and that's."

" Hey if you had the opportunity to fighter this weapon at anyone in the world anyone in the world base who would you choose."

" I am. Happy yeah. Yeah and -- knowing that you -- yeah. You know who they are. George Bush. Yeah. Do you think."

" It -- well with water. I think it's a good shot if you -- above -- yeah George Bush's faith Teddy die you damn well please do."

" That is so -- at -- I got stuck out you argued that includes your daughter but it. -- do about it let's go bad is the disintegrated -- action. It is think it was built go to Anthony site at its integrator. Vote. Dot you can't. -- that's what try to figure out what's wrong with the world in which this guy to get nearly two point five million U. -- YouTube video and insightful chat with Internet superstar you're pregnant right after this word. Are sponsored."

" I would include. He's got to figure out how to stay online order."

" Virgin America. And pre Valentine's Day sale deserves your tickets by February 8 and -- may not to take advantage that he was there's this great. American not responsible if you have my lover isn't nearly as -- she says she."

" welcome back to march yeah. Registered man boobs and wearing cooking pot the -- in the hat into an Internet art form. Please welcome you to start -- you're pregnant hey mister dragnet. It's. Hard to believe -- failure YouTube."

" Videos. One and only he would he'd be -- reports."

" What's left I mean all -- suddenly just burst out of this the and you took you to buy store."

" Dream. On and under. What it back that's clear. What else. Would. -- did you could. Also your what your right now. And why. Aren't the what do. But."

" God throughout the -- isn't that pot. It's my quoted. People. What are you doing YouTube video about the way this lot and got within three is that if up by about ray it has just drop the mod right in that pot that would be a huge hit."

" and -- have I -- when I get up in might let you go what I did he let it go. -- I don't it open to what battle."

" The -- when I was surprised by how many use you've got me started posting these videos on YouTube."

" You I don't and I don't -- be a great all right. Next idol. All the -- and my medial."

" I got betrayed by having the only show that Amber's here this is -- an album they're right there. Mr. Wright got the reference to one."

" 1. Yeah this has been killed in the one -- Yeah what. Should tell us mr. pregnant but. I have."

" I nab it -- look at it -- It lowered."

" Yeah it's smart and --"

" I took up a lot of the viewer here we've got your partner is that -- didn't -- well. These are all the videos that you've done which what are you most proud."

" I don't speak. Bias bit -- that mr. credit or I don't. I gotta wonder I realized something. Not at the article the march to me."

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" The -- The more correct that countless places like we're looking -- could hit it. You did when -- its gritty."

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" This episode of Internet superstar has brought you by virgin America. Go to -- dot com and with the other answers that Soledad market it would be ceremonies that take pictures of guys that -- and lies about my volunteer work. It in the market for. And the key to that is the full access to all types of -- I don't have to feel the pressure of leading the group home. So (%expletive) high. Somewhere and all those questions they decide that he's the right go for me and my fetish for putting hot halogen lamps on my ass in my otherwise dark basement. She has no clue that I'm into action that that's the point."

" Other online dating -- can you -- prepared draft would be harmonious redo the matching for you deeply hooked up. Socially retarded possibly even a serial killer. Don't worry so long as you can -- the third grade level will still feel the vacuum with almost any unsuspecting chick who signs up."

" You love me true land of because I lives. You don't know who I am very dangerous predator. -- You don't have to sacrifice anything you can be you want to be you can be the guy who loves to have sex with anonymous guy's -- station restrooms in exchange for drugs -- one with the keyboard -- so long as you keep the total secret. And it just doesn't work I'm not -- care how it works just as long as that helens in that Mike Tyson -- Blake himself on my well -- to ask -- he had hidden deep burns. She's not analyzer."

" Mets for who you really are blog on eHarmony is ducked out ridiculous compatibility. Profiled today. Just picture you lied about everything you do with this thick bought."

" They stretch him. These designer. Exactly she's doing great. Absolutely no -- yeah here's."

" As well. -- I'm dated men had talked the last time. The -- then this morning that the elk club elected and one night and Yale I don't know -- is that -- you're invited though it's against. You yours there yeah there. It's dormant you -- you so much now welcome in my truck packed parking lot of -- this morning. The doctors there feel a -- age tale in part."

" Well yeah. Got the bad news the good news. We still obviously you can't -- that episode while Tibetans. The stark reality that we're here in the shootout in the dead -- by Bob backyard. It's really started to subtly yet I guess it really hit ball -- left there that morning when did you pass out drunk and apparently got bitten by -- brown recluse spider. --"

" This is that this is America what did it look I got bit by the routes sleeping in here in this yet occurrences. This forum the face of vin -- Lamar. Look at it. -- It includes Clinton and god damn America yeah it is urgent care now and I'm not going anywhere because I want to keep this. The cam from. I feel feverish and stuff but I'd like to keep that has that's -- its."

" FaceBook -- my apartment is my favorite actor. Bad as it. When she. Yeah quality starter credit my my -- infected but I'll vote kind of catch him rhetoric we've put -- that might you know back that may not yet been used by. Get him come down here it -- Obama -- we got got heard it is fun stuff here but not the term we are still absolutely certain that this will be the greatest television show in American history yes and that it will make me. And injured."

" Stupid stuff."

" Okay."

" How are you might mean a tardy. Top job. Like it been drowned and go toe to toe one he uses state -- now likely that your mom. To protect -- that. There will that you say the word on what the outlook is that quiz show it to him all right here's my plan. Little later in the show we're gonna get some advice how to walk the road Internet superstar up. From one of the biggest used to -- ever this you're right. You know that you're pregnant you know he's he's interest and yeah actually go out there doesn't know -- let's take a repeat itself is working --"

" That video has gotten nearly two point five million views I'd YouTube two point five million. And use a lot that's like clearly did that all my other he would have been canceled and probably having gotten like two point five million views could you would have all the through them every dot and this -- pregnant abomination it's doing so very well clearly it I don't understand what that if you want to see we're going to find out. We're gonna find out what we talked over just a minute -- Don't forget -- that -- the guy I mean I don't think you've thought this interview could turn out to be more sad and awkward like interviewing Dick Clark right after the stroke. Yeah it's -- it could be awful but did my -- off to Dick Clark and oh terrible that was an American tragedy. I would story got story began. I woke up this morning hung over not too serious -- got pretty banged up the elks club last night but I wake up and picked myself big -- hot -- appeal I like they usually do good guys aren't certain and as usual beginning my journey at CNN dot top. -- immediately struck. By the level of conflict there's seems to be in the world of dog it's unbelievable little evidence of really dark times here and it is the type of greed hatred it's an age of I guess you think growing distrust of the dark period in history when people turn -- one like the blink -- eyes so -- Yet here our own soil on her own soil the Democrats hate each other. Well this darling Republicans seem to hate everyone even more distressing overseeing the Palestinians hate Jews they do the Kenyan tribesman hate each other through. House it's whoever's got that video offers smoking crack got. And most disgusting a ball -- rock still hate obviously. -- The most awesome it's peaceful everything they'll. Thought about. It. But truth be told the that Martin sergeant is an abuse and they hate -- I'd hate this weird it. I hate to be picked a card in. It a bucket. It could do with the they'll never accomplish -- for that I'd like to picket bar. You beat me but I digress -- the bill served you the the more I realize that the hatred is that where it's give them to the point where. It's crawling up our entire. Update animal world a world where where cougars apparently hate -- And Lionsgate -- this. And tigers pay Indian guides to ride out an accident."

" Hezbollah. --"

" It just breaks your."

" I hit. Yeah well that hatred so I did a Google search on American you looking for a glimmer of hope for our future. What it's clear we won't be able to depend on that as -- nephew -- giant that if the -- Today we just want to give up but that's not true Internet super."

" The -- at superstars don't it would start don't give. And the great right that's when the chips -- down in the whole world all -- pretty adamant breaking the truth yeah red dot went ahead to. And I don't. I am 100. God to protect themselves -- hey -- yourself people or. Well we did he programs don't. We've by some other sort of weaponry many like -- for this Baghdad that I found not Internet it's called the decision to -- and the rubber band god. The lawyers for the -- of -- accurate. Here do you work is stopping power."

" You know that that Indians -- that that one of those that you know of that would be living his life as a reading it your take right now that figured that but that -- way. Pedantic very -- so has vowed to teach me more about this miraculous device is the disintegrated -- our true superstar. Welcome to like here -- Everybody why did you put so much time in the building a rubber band gun capable of firing more than 2400. Rounds --"

" Well I. I think he will beat because. I don't think it it lol yeah. -- could you know all the all Laporte don't really. Well I see it looked like -- this project what is -- business and community. The."

" What what are you afraid of -- what you're afraid of your about the somebody -- you."

" I. It is not a romantic picnic. Now the only don't -- that. People -- us."

" It out is this because did you build this thing because guns are illegal in Britain I mean you are you jealous of us Americans all of our assault rifles."

" Yeah constant I was -- Africa and these are quality cotton market. And I think that these -- all that candy."

" There -- real of them here right now and fifth yeah. -- how much damage could did you actually do with this thing."

" Welcome comments you can I don't know to connect to. And -- well I'm -- and I -- that they like and plenty. Pretty -- little. -- 290 in the car. Era is a powerful."

" Why the -- and shoot it. Have you yourself taken fight with does that."

" So what will you. Good enough is the -- law. Yeah -- and -- and -- look at it and it may look."

" I can't imagine it is by got a rubber -- I get a but it still like this of the Gator. Freaked about nine one but it has its -- that is what yeah. One rubber bag it in the cheek and then smart they get married again like that many rounds."

" Yeah I you know if it can't I Andrews and as well. Let me yeah he hit bottom until they acted in unpopularity. It."

" But the problem when you think that the problem because it's it's very powerful when you actually have the hoping noted but that. Like it -- if the I think it's still coming at you you have to re load your cat."

" Thought there is thinking about shoot back there. -- a good candidate. Nobody built thing. You can take them like 7-Eleven store went with that then. It because I don't know if you understand -- It these people do not unprecedented."

" I think these if you show the as the garden route and maybe he can like you don't send -- to the boys in Fallujah. "

" Yeah definitely. I think -- the quality Internet TV those alerts and that's."

" Hey if you had the opportunity to fighter this weapon at anyone in the world anyone in the world base who would you choose."

" I am. Happy yeah. Yeah and -- knowing that you -- yeah. You know who they are. George Bush. Yeah. Do you think."

" It -- well with water. I think it's a good shot if you -- above -- yeah George Bush's faith Teddy die you damn well please do."

" That is so -- at -- I got stuck out you argued that includes your daughter but it. -- do about it let's go bad is the disintegrated -- action. It is think it was built go to Anthony site at its integrator. Vote. Dot you can't. -- that's what try to figure out what's wrong with the world in which this guy to get nearly two point five million U. -- YouTube video and insightful chat with Internet superstar you're pregnant right after this word. Are sponsored."

" I would include. He's got to figure out how to stay online order."

" Virgin America. And pre Valentine's Day sale deserves your tickets by February 8 and -- may not to take advantage that he was there's this great. American not responsible if you have my lover isn't nearly as -- she says she."

" welcome back to march yeah. Registered man boobs and wearing cooking pot the -- in the hat into an Internet art form. Please welcome you to start -- you're pregnant hey mister dragnet. It's. Hard to believe -- failure YouTube."

" Videos. One and only he would he'd be -- reports."

" What's left I mean all -- suddenly just burst out of this the and you took you to buy store."

" Dream. On and under. What it back that's clear. What else. Would. -- did you could. Also your what your right now. And why. Aren't the what do. But."

" God throughout the -- isn't that pot. It's my quoted. People. What are you doing YouTube video about the way this lot and got within three is that if up by about ray it has just drop the mod right in that pot that would be a huge hit."

" and -- have I -- when I get up in might let you go what I did he let it go. -- I don't it open to what battle."

" The -- when I was surprised by how many use you've got me started posting these videos on YouTube."

" You I don't and I don't -- be a great all right. Next idol. All the -- and my medial."

" I got betrayed by having the only show that Amber's here this is -- an album they're right there. Mr. Wright got the reference to one."

" 1. Yeah this has been killed in the one -- Yeah what. Should tell us mr. pregnant but. I have."

" I nab it -- look at it -- It lowered."

" Yeah it's smart and --"

" I took up a lot of the viewer here we've got your partner is that -- didn't -- well. These are all the videos that you've done which what are you most proud."

" I don't speak. Bias bit -- that mr. credit or I don't. I gotta wonder I realized something. Not at the article the march to me."

" Let let us pick well let's think about it doesn't sakic and we're gonna show people at York. Favorite video ministers meeting here Vista pregnant with mr. stick."

" Did you. Don't really know the do you know how I."

" Don't get -- more hopefully he can I help you expect -- want. You know -- spectacle -- because look like sweet kids."

" The -- The more correct that countless places like we're looking -- could hit it. You did when -- its gritty."

" And what not wouldn't. Put. -- And when that could. That meant it could -- a you have a girlfriend Mr. President -- and realize. Right. PMP. Pimp yeah I -- I won't read that. I'm not."

" And how that might be like the room -- with you mr. that it looked like you know what -- what you do for us. What I'd won in -- not -- they are using the oh mr. Wright and go to. Make I had to mitigate the commute the anybody but. -- Let's you know we get -- five -- here we have a good time -- Data you know. Please -- right. Away --"

" Any legitimate aspect."

" I'm going to -- article book and popular candy. From."

" I catch. It. Your book I got -- of the brain. Really bad and so -- you to start the sort of cross -- mainstream Hollywood you forgetting about the call through big Hollywood agents who want to profit off your wild amazing balance."

" People hubris department. Viewed I have. -- I'm kind of a good -- and right now mr. pregnant. Right now but you just don't know what that would if they actually should."

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