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Porn, Priests and Plumber's Butt

Monday, October 27th, 2008 – running time 11:39
A focused look into the pros and cons of porn-addicted priests and plumber's butt.

Martin and Jay at their hard-hitting finest dissect the pressing issues of the day. Today, we look at how a porn addicted priest infected his church's computer network with a virus picked up surfing porn. We'll also take a close look (but not too close) at the plumber's butt epidemic sweeping the homeland.

Highlights
high school ( 8:44, 8:44 ) exotic pet ( 6:41, 6:41 ) Guam ( 7:22, 7:22 ) high school ( 8:44, 8:44 ) exotic pet ( 6:41, 6:41 ) Guam ( 7:22, 7:22 )

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" War. This episode of Internet superstar -- you bite brain tonic the world's first thing during. But welcome -- its members -- the -- most important intriguing insane people and things online. I'm Internet. Martin sergeant and enjoyed it but obvious that -- that we need to -- on -- bad -- injury. That that felt that we are -- this -- old theory -- With this job market. Out of fear and insecurity -- all of us. Are you -- speeded up my -- that. Still surfing porn on company equipment. As much as possible. That it yes that."

" Did you bought the at all don't think I've actually doing it right now if I'm doing it why don't you might finally give -- the report gives the okay I mean in the because economy because he loses jobs that take the computer back as well -- questions that one thing but it's also potentially affordable that's I'm sure that when you took this job somewhere. It took that equipment -- something which won't people do which was a contract is that that you are not going to use that equipment for anything other than your job but -- jobs probably not looking and Asians lots well. I would beg to -- and it away because we do that should arrive agents let me read it all -- well we don't really. Rebecca -- unity -- your get your computer -- on the other -- company you know company learned it again. We know tackling second. Superstar that -- and -- did you have to look at seven hours or less than it is really yeah. -- Agent so that's how they're that he just that I keep people can't we can't find hope -- because some dark stuff I don't know if you look at -- my computer and took accelerated past. It turned out. -- I mean yeah sure it gives me pause it and your question you know it and you know its truth its a scary time you get this hammered -- back -- you -- you are more worried about. Yeah IT department finding what you're looking. At night and actually losing your job. What -- you. I've I don't look at anything that the most scandalous. Here. Industry because I didn't hear what the reason I bring this stuff. Yes and there if it that I have written this doesn't it's I'll drop all of our first though I did -- take care the right."

" To teach mr. --"

" And -- has to resign from his marriage after being -- On his computer which caused all the computers in the -- network. To become infected with viruses and all sorts of malware that is true racist you're the parent Andre which is over these over this -- in summer he admitted that into the pulpit like during -- quote. A lot of if these things admitted things spent a lot of time work viewing pornographic website and he -- his loss. Would have remained. Between himself and -- apologies he's outside he didn't -- he did I wish nobody really found out about this because spam viruses that. Its quota going up and obviously that you got me. -- With -- relieved of his post as as a pre Easter. I don't he was relieved here he -- as opposed. -- it. It it. You could say. -- that it that it -- It in the western Gilbert. Effectively. Ending the gap is hug she laughed a little long. He's got to bow whole lot. Yeah I believe -- he quit. Appropriately obvious -- war that sort of -- UP thing other than you gotta worry about it game -- couldn't get in fact. Well all of provision tree. With with with the use view certain that is important stuff that could be Cloris is in the loose hardware that could bring him -- wouldn't give an entire network bird -- Yeah definitely fevered. That done here. We'll let up until you hear about that this hotshot motorcycle stunt driver in England he's been thrown in just over twelve weeks or writing like a maniac. I think that that's actually been charged with writing like a maniac but the -- didn't catch him in the act now -- folks -- like with the police. And when they went through with how's the question he said. Did you see the YouTube."

" Leo it's like fifth. -- The odds they didn't know about -- and filled the guy told them right and then a little surge in the than facts and -- currency he did he posted this video right here. This video of himself writing like that enable a complete a halt via -- and YouTube in addition to getting about a 130000. Views. He got twelve weeks in jail and a two year suspended license what you look at that video you can tell the guys here and -- Thank you kind of hard sentence right but I think it was don't -- the judge what they can. Make an example for using a bit shady techno music and -- edited. I mean Israel dry I think that that they were going to let him off and they're going to let him up with a warning until they saw the YouTube video exotic pet detective -- yeah I do value in the starlight if you read the fine print on his sentencing slightly you're doing twelve weeks for being shot. Concluded thought at that he got nailed. It's got that -- I -- via I got there the right ones is that. I hate that they're loud they're loud they're disruptive -- walking across you know cup of -- There is something like that those guys --"

" little. I've seen it all myself and then you stand there looking back electing him as he disputed this is need to shake your fist big of delicious beverages -- that it makes you. And wonderful taste like Guam. If true it. Oh my god it's okay well I'll tell you a little bit more about her daughter after the show about. And in the medium and actually smarter it makes you smarter use them and and you enjoy. The work involved it's not like you're working out -- that hurts. You know running or whatever I don't enjoy that makes my body about it I enjoy. Drinking the brain and it makes me smarter at the same absolutely analogies got -- reality it's gotten rodeo road -- extract from Boulder, Colorado. -- analogy and I like industry in I don't know after rove and I'll government body though in the tub it and it is nasty there is enough. Tell you more about that would -- but time -- a lot of my favorite segments this is where we celebrate stones and technological progression. Incidents involving technology that forever changed the modern world. It might seem minor at the but in retrospect fundamentally change the world of technology it's time everyone for this day in."

" Is -- today we honor -- Joe I didn't. Who on March 10 2006 -- that like you belong after got a Blackberry mobile boat with his new Tony Douglas finally okay to go to the -- doing hadn't been since he was -- he's twelve years prior -- high school. Spin put on the coolest yet tracks his -- and -- queries that Clinton is cool new mobile phone. Whitney -- people notice it that they didn't. Failing notices giant sagging ass hanging out of his pets. Nobody came -- sat next to him but they didn't outwardly he's him what drug content of the big gulp -- which was an improvement in his mind. And it proved that he attributed to a new low who knows maybe he's even right but probably not. Probably people are still pretty freaked out by the seventy enormity of his -- why that's the way it hangs out of his parents. Good good for you anyways then keep on believing in tech has today we believe you on this date in --"

" kind of he made for you brought it pretty happy story -- story. I think it's happy because I don't know he would have saw the pictures of it but here's -- here's here's my guess its because hit the -- he was being you know -- keep you report big -- at a dead end and now he can -- into the park and he's just one. Small step from having people come completely ignore it. The one you saw one of growth path that we want to get close to what he's happy with that and it's like it's a step up and in the next step will be for him to get him you know pants that actually don't Clinton's stupid things. I figured -- yeah. -- visit the it was -- yeah tomorrow we stuck to old Bob -- Yeah. I love our apartment. Connecticut. I hope it's as if the -- to a maybe I'm gonna get them -- get in on guerrilla movements back."

" This episode. So are you about -- the world's first things during. No it's because of the vote tarnishing its negative 42. British tadic is the world's first thing drink was okay happening in zero profit sugar it's specially formulated blend of smart ingredients like rodeo group called -- Siberian ginseng and wild -- blue green -- extract. Make it highly effective for increasing. Mental clarity. That plays in order for brain -- today at brain tonic dot com and use the coupon code or three per disk out. Any time you purchase. And you are well idiots."

" Yeah yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah yeah."

" War. This episode of Internet superstar -- you bite brain tonic the world's first thing during. But welcome -- its members -- the -- most important intriguing insane people and things online. I'm Internet. Martin sergeant and enjoyed it but obvious that -- that we need to -- on -- bad -- injury. That that felt that we are -- this -- old theory -- With this job market. Out of fear and insecurity -- all of us. Are you -- speeded up my -- that. Still surfing porn on company equipment. As much as possible. That it yes that."

" Did you bought the at all don't think I've actually doing it right now if I'm doing it why don't you might finally give -- the report gives the okay I mean in the because economy because he loses jobs that take the computer back as well -- questions that one thing but it's also potentially affordable that's I'm sure that when you took this job somewhere. It took that equipment -- something which won't people do which was a contract is that that you are not going to use that equipment for anything other than your job but -- jobs probably not looking and Asians lots well. I would beg to -- and it away because we do that should arrive agents let me read it all -- well we don't really. Rebecca -- unity -- your get your computer -- on the other -- company you know company learned it again. We know tackling second. Superstar that -- and -- did you have to look at seven hours or less than it is really yeah. -- Agent so that's how they're that he just that I keep people can't we can't find hope -- because some dark stuff I don't know if you look at -- my computer and took accelerated past. It turned out. -- I mean yeah sure it gives me pause it and your question you know it and you know its truth its a scary time you get this hammered -- back -- you -- you are more worried about. Yeah IT department finding what you're looking. At night and actually losing your job. What -- you. I've I don't look at anything that the most scandalous. Here. Industry because I didn't hear what the reason I bring this stuff. Yes and there if it that I have written this doesn't it's I'll drop all of our first though I did -- take care the right."

" To teach mr. --"

" And -- has to resign from his marriage after being -- On his computer which caused all the computers in the -- network. To become infected with viruses and all sorts of malware that is true racist you're the parent Andre which is over these over this -- in summer he admitted that into the pulpit like during -- quote. A lot of if these things admitted things spent a lot of time work viewing pornographic website and he -- his loss. Would have remained. Between himself and -- apologies he's outside he didn't -- he did I wish nobody really found out about this because spam viruses that. Its quota going up and obviously that you got me. -- With -- relieved of his post as as a pre Easter. I don't he was relieved here he -- as opposed. -- it. It it. You could say. -- that it that it -- It in the western Gilbert. Effectively. Ending the gap is hug she laughed a little long. He's got to bow whole lot. Yeah I believe -- he quit. Appropriately obvious -- war that sort of -- UP thing other than you gotta worry about it game -- couldn't get in fact. Well all of provision tree. With with with the use view certain that is important stuff that could be Cloris is in the loose hardware that could bring him -- wouldn't give an entire network bird -- Yeah definitely fevered. That done here. We'll let up until you hear about that this hotshot motorcycle stunt driver in England he's been thrown in just over twelve weeks or writing like a maniac. I think that that's actually been charged with writing like a maniac but the -- didn't catch him in the act now -- folks -- like with the police. And when they went through with how's the question he said. Did you see the YouTube."

" Leo it's like fifth. -- The odds they didn't know about -- and filled the guy told them right and then a little surge in the than facts and -- currency he did he posted this video right here. This video of himself writing like that enable a complete a halt via -- and YouTube in addition to getting about a 130000. Views. He got twelve weeks in jail and a two year suspended license what you look at that video you can tell the guys here and -- Thank you kind of hard sentence right but I think it was don't -- the judge what they can. Make an example for using a bit shady techno music and -- edited. I mean Israel dry I think that that they were going to let him off and they're going to let him up with a warning until they saw the YouTube video exotic pet detective -- yeah I do value in the starlight if you read the fine print on his sentencing slightly you're doing twelve weeks for being shot. Concluded thought at that he got nailed. It's got that -- I -- via I got there the right ones is that. I hate that they're loud they're loud they're disruptive -- walking across you know cup of -- There is something like that those guys --"

" little. I've seen it all myself and then you stand there looking back electing him as he disputed this is need to shake your fist big of delicious beverages -- that it makes you. And wonderful taste like Guam. If true it. Oh my god it's okay well I'll tell you a little bit more about her daughter after the show about. And in the medium and actually smarter it makes you smarter use them and and you enjoy. The work involved it's not like you're working out -- that hurts. You know running or whatever I don't enjoy that makes my body about it I enjoy. Drinking the brain and it makes me smarter at the same absolutely analogies got -- reality it's gotten rodeo road -- extract from Boulder, Colorado. -- analogy and I like industry in I don't know after rove and I'll government body though in the tub it and it is nasty there is enough. Tell you more about that would -- but time -- a lot of my favorite segments this is where we celebrate stones and technological progression. Incidents involving technology that forever changed the modern world. It might seem minor at the but in retrospect fundamentally change the world of technology it's time everyone for this day in."

" Is -- today we honor -- Joe I didn't. Who on March 10 2006 -- that like you belong after got a Blackberry mobile boat with his new Tony Douglas finally okay to go to the -- doing hadn't been since he was -- he's twelve years prior -- high school. Spin put on the coolest yet tracks his -- and -- queries that Clinton is cool new mobile phone. Whitney -- people notice it that they didn't. Failing notices giant sagging ass hanging out of his pets. Nobody came -- sat next to him but they didn't outwardly he's him what drug content of the big gulp -- which was an improvement in his mind. And it proved that he attributed to a new low who knows maybe he's even right but probably not. Probably people are still pretty freaked out by the seventy enormity of his -- why that's the way it hangs out of his parents. Good good for you anyways then keep on believing in tech has today we believe you on this date in --"

" kind of he made for you brought it pretty happy story -- story. I think it's happy because I don't know he would have saw the pictures of it but here's -- here's here's my guess its because hit the -- he was being you know -- keep you report big -- at a dead end and now he can -- into the park and he's just one. Small step from having people come completely ignore it. The one you saw one of growth path that we want to get close to what he's happy with that and it's like it's a step up and in the next step will be for him to get him you know pants that actually don't Clinton's stupid things. I figured -- yeah. -- visit the it was -- yeah tomorrow we stuck to old Bob -- Yeah. I love our apartment. Connecticut. I hope it's as if the -- to a maybe I'm gonna get them -- get in on guerrilla movements back."

" This episode. So are you about -- the world's first things during. No it's because of the vote tarnishing its negative 42. British tadic is the world's first thing drink was okay happening in zero profit sugar it's specially formulated blend of smart ingredients like rodeo group called -- Siberian ginseng and wild -- blue green -- extract. Make it highly effective for increasing. Mental clarity. That plays in order for brain -- today at brain tonic dot com and use the coupon code or three per disk out. Any time you purchase. And you are well idiots."

" Yeah yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah yeah."