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Podcasting Superstars Dawn and Drew (plus Steve Ballmer stops by!)

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 – running time 33:04
Podcasting Superstars Dawn and Drew (plus Steve Ballmer stops by!)
Only one word can describe episode eleven of Internet Superstar: wow! We talk to podcasting superstars Dawn and Drew, and also interview Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer. Plus viewer calls, Gator reads to children, and Gators Gals. Can you handle that much show?

Here are some of the amazing people, videos and other online bric-a-brac on Episode 12 of Internet Superstar.

Guests

Steve Ballmer

Beat-Up Nancy

Sexman

Dawn and Drew

Videos

Gators Gal, Keyra Augustina

Live Internet Superstar Taping, April 17!

On Thursday, April 17th a live taping of Internet Superstar will be the keynote presentation at the big AdTech conference, and you're invited to get in for free! Our guests will be Internet Superstars Kevin Rose from Diggnation, Kent Nichols from Ask a Ninja, Jeff McPherson from TikiBarTV, and Gary Vaynerchuck from Wine Library TV. And again, for you it's Free! But you need to register by April 14th at www.ad-tech.com/sf.

Want to be a part of the show? Nominate an Internet Superstar by sending it to martin at revision3 dot com

Highlights
high school ( 29:36, 29:36 ) local school ( 26:15, 26:15 ) elementary school ( 24:41, 24:41 ) Hard drive ( 18:02, 18:02 ) high school ( 29:36, 29:36 ) local school ( 26:15, 26:15 ) elementary school ( 24:41, 24:41 ) Hard drive ( 18:02, 18:02 )

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" This episode of Internet superstar has brought to you by go to -- dot com. Not Blix and Outback Steakhouse is now -- below -- thick and juicy. -- Bass ripped him. -- P.'s desire. Exactly she's doing great. Absolutely no resources. --"

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" It is good crap to can't be done. Bakersfield -- Nothing like detox."

" The all right enough or video being blind sweeper is what the people and our audience man. I don't and it grant -- can make you feel bad -- to encourage her. Diggnation -- rapidly no wonder we can't get advertisers. Of on the maybe we -- the sales team get the people is that ultimately. People on our audience Drake lives in I think they're your party's team -- usually with a morbid doubted that Steve Ballmer -- it is actually hard to believe so. Let's -- that's with one more viewer call. If my old friends sex man. The harsh words for its last night what you're promised to watch another episode -- show. So I thought that there but. I -- so did you did you watch another episode there -- superstar and if so what did you think it."

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" You. Don't see that's -- patient. -- Just -- inner something he has piece which are added there at all because now it's all -- It's not. Some major. Handles money was better than that peace chance. Pass out."

" This -- and bring out the hope that the Hollywood budget. She can't let go body. -- that's now yeah. It really good guys that aren't into -- he would teach like -- be catered to I expected. -- Atlanta. -- just -- the shipment again too much other good stuff we knew we do have a lot of good stuff coming up in fact -- coming up we'll talk to to the world's most popular podcasters. To audit drove will be here right after this word from our sponsor and -- you get rid the world by -- on day stay Ankara."

" It's. Ought to be an Internet superstar will not get started on the cheek. This is the struggle quotes don't want when you register your domain name echoed that thought they did 10% -- order. You can hear -- make this site promoted as hot new album. You. Because the Internet superstar GoDaddy got -- promo code star wines."

" Welcome back to my ship. Why not -- one of the most popular podcast on the Internet from their farmhouse in Wisconsin. From the dawn and drew -- dog miceli injured youngest guys there aren't. I'm shocked that I bet you guys there -- thrilled about this but I got over the ball okay. That's the picture of this farm house that you live and then broadcast from."

" I'm actually -- behind. The big hockey I. It yeah."

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" That. August at 9 I. We get picked up what -- you know and it basically signed a contract that allowed me to quit my day job and what we -- lackluster years."

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" It's absolutely and it always struggle and we want to make sure that you are up in pretty solid inroads on -- listeners and still get post anything -- to reach low. On -- show in -- you know. Humor -- just really keeps everything growing and growing but I don't trying to basically you video also got a couple of the shows that he's been from."

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" Well you got it doesn't then you must. So look for the has got to -- here you know superstars Internet superstar yeah. You guys don't really showed his dog it's not it's not just of the dull job you can catch -- episode. Through Friday -- Dawn and drew. Amazing -- those guys are just. -- farmhouse in Wisconsin it's like they've got a worldwide audience -- huge like the dream right it's like -- did you hear from the mob should idea but and and -- You know. It's. That we should get some chickens are some warm. Silent that anchor. August if you're not working out so well. Recently Gator here had to perform a little community service per a lewd behavior -- I didn't -- the last time. Crapping on your front porch of lewd behavior you guys got caught cops and god do I live in -- a to go down to the elementary school through -- to kindergarten kids but what is that you're supposed to read children's stories. Not it tells stories from his own life and here's how it all went out. Yeah."

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" And you get out of here man. Are not thought it was a national."

" Or executed that happened there and and you've got -- to get the -- at the local school gym teacher coach coal and meet this week's gators now. Read this word from our sponsor."

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Started discussion: April 9, 2008 @ 9:11am GMT

Episode 11 - Podcasting Superstars Dawn and Drew (plus Steve Ballmer) [Discussion]

Only one word can describe episode eleven of Internet Superstar: wow! We talk to podcasting superstars Dawn and Drew, and also interview Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer. Plus viewer calls, Gator reads to children, and Gators Gals. Can you handle that much show?

Watch and download the episode here.

smes
about 1 year ago
Holy crap! I can't belive that got Ballmer on the show!
bs0l
about 1 year ago
I was disappointed in Ballmer's appearance. I was hoping he'd have more of... Gator's build.

If you know what I mean.
Mr. Underachiever
about 1 year ago
Hey, Coach Cole is back!

And, maybe this is just some newfangled trick photography, but Martin looks like he's slimmed down significantly.
donoram
about 1 year ago
I'm going to say it right now, this was my favourite episode of the show so far guys. Keep up the good work.

I definitely saw glimmers of the Martin Sargent I remember from Unscrewed and Infected as well as his ol' blog. He seemed to really get into the intro and it showed.

Plus: Coach Cole. I love Coach Cole. And Gator's trip to the school was damn hilarious.
Murphy1d
about 1 year ago
Who's the big winner.......

Murphy's the big winner. But I was disappointed they weren't real Craftsman tools...
Techgirl75
about 1 year ago
I don't know about the Craftsman tools, but the Pink Flamingo... Now we're talking! Gator, bet it makes you feel right at home buddy, lol. ;) You should add that to your tatoo. When do we get to see it anyway??
THaToNeGuY
about 1 year ago
this was an awesome show..

woo.
hypermint
about 1 year ago
Ballmer is saving his energy for the yahoo acquisition
Jimmiesatx
about 1 year ago
In reply to smes:
Holy crap! I can't belive that got Ballmer on the show!


you didn't miss a thing with him. dawn and drew are fucking awesome though.
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