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" It is these these easily. It is like twelve years old people bits and that's opera for years -- assembly but you know he's done stuff that we've never been able to do let's write a book become popular yet they -- following angry about the targeted changed. As -- become closer and closer to Internet superstar and you don't want to do and they showed -- want him nod to mix things up a little bit you know do the dance. Who of them would pay thing if you did he do totals if you well we've got to keep people out -- gotten -- that. So there are having said that let's -- an issue we began the show with an advice from my former high school gym teacher the white man I ever -- taking. Everyone out there that died for ask. Coach call. Coach."

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" Well -- that is -- little bit yeah salute. In April 2005 there was that movie the pacifier that came out vin diesel. -- fit again so they're youth business before than it was on and all these people were making all these ridiculous one liners about how stupid than usual let's throw. And so I believe they were really funny and I thought it would be a good idea to make a website where anybody can go like read some of these things. We've put it together like Dave when we got to the point dozens and and -- yeah and so. We let things grew a little bit I hardly any advertising mentally for friends. It and then at this summer I took a poll to see who the next one should be about and literally pull people in the whole. And there was a writing and more people wrote in Chuck Norris then any of the others who what did you think was gonna way. I don't know I think we we don't like pop culture people at a time like ethnic conflict was really big is on Samuel Jackson was on."

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" I think the guy who made Mike Huckabee don't you. I don't want to I don't wanna do -- Iowa caught these innocent act of American politics I I did an interview -- and and the guy -- me you know who flew you to get this one guy popular he -- this guy running for president popular. What happens if he'd. It's in the White House like well. -- you expect it'll ruin America. It didn't happen. If you you know things in working out with any of those days you okay. You were at the cold there -- yet by any chance -- aluminum -- over leverage this past this past winner I was you know at the studio and Kobe it was like I'm an aide Mike Huckabee it is and I think there elect me. Maybe but yeah. Which just proves that it that there is a god entity that you're gonna actually did in my mind. Well -- I don't wanna take a firm sense that he considers though what do you do. Sort of bring check north backed hammer back seriously he was didn't allow architects strange and did that what was had a thing with them that there is an athletic ability and don't total gym and everything television commercial isolate it you I didn't think. Everybody like you admitted you resurrected check parse his current nice guys -- needs to endorse political candidates I mean."

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" The olive gun all of the never ending the dalliance. When we -- in Italy we became obsessed with it out in life food. Lines. Hospitality. Now you can experience the same -- the olive garden Obama would never ending."

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" Internet superstar the old. Live television show that has repeatedly compared to the video version of up helping drip you're looking for bottles cans along the deserted -- Of the information superhighway. Time. Internet. Mark -- I'm doing well but. I can't get body as I'm doing great show -- important shot of our name from -- and theater here we are buying all the odds are we. Election arm. Trojan I don't know that show with no budget and don't support for Revision 3 my neighbor -- He had quit kid brat -- You know for every Wednesday my -- back yard shot and people are finally starting to notice. The neighborhood walk drive and inhabit the I hope that a component that you. Probably. Part in your truck in his -- law. You know kind of bands that aren't covered Japanese maple. Camera after the break no matter could we have a big show today in just."

" The moment will be talking years back there the fellow behind me online phenomenon Chuck Norris facts and author of the book the truth about Chuck Norris. 400 facts about the world's greatest human I'm gonna rear view these facts. Right up the public that's when here Chuck Norris never hides. The only seeks. Jordan with those smart Steven hawking stood up to bow down to him. Rather than being broke like a normal child -- is that -- and it punching his way out of its mother's womb hence the term faith action. But there's going to be yeah -- about the real Internet superstar."

" It is these these easily. It is like twelve years old people bits and that's opera for years -- assembly but you know he's done stuff that we've never been able to do let's write a book become popular yet they -- following angry about the targeted changed. As -- become closer and closer to Internet superstar and you don't want to do and they showed -- want him nod to mix things up a little bit you know do the dance. Who of them would pay thing if you did he do totals if you well we've got to keep people out -- gotten -- that. So there are having said that let's -- an issue we began the show with an advice from my former high school gym teacher the white man I ever -- taking. Everyone out there that died for ask. Coach call. Coach."

" What's gonna want to play football but it's great definitely up to what I consider snuff if I'll have to play out there like I'll be caving in on my standards. But it but don't let him play on the -- hold it against me for years it might even make his great works. Is there -- middle ground accurate chaired senate continues. Let somebody like that's tough. But this little -- my assistant coach Jim let's go hardware practices is one bullet backgrounds code division to ball outside time -- Parkinson. Ten minutes it is very stay laudable and and one of my kids makes a wise -- do and that will -- was on him like a wild doll. -- never seen that kind of speak imperial on the football field. This midget bastions of -- something that I decided right then there ought to put some pads on and let him play. Dedicated turn out to be the meanest fastest -- its its -- linebacker but never played poorly. I mean this -- stay at three -- by the tip the scales seventy pounds but -- ferocity. A mean quit animal like -- and I've never seen before and human. -- really seen that kind of hearing even in the animal world supplement your rabid wolverine that I put down after still addicted babies from the trailer park I used to live in. Anyway that made you finally went straight to your division final night game and he ended up -- and have little the other team's quarterback and beat him with it. And before anybody could stop to bid up the four boys town -- any -- up his genitals and then ran under the stadium about it the night. The last -- that -- migrants on a bitchy it's clear the part of the parking lot scampering down an embankment head for the deep woods. Still Clinton that poor boy's genitals and instigate like a dead squirrel. It's still wearing his -- it still gives me the Syverson something that would buckets out there somewhere is watching from the shadows. Hospital's arrogant ever had that little ball for -- up in the first place but he -- on the behold on the gridiron. Well that's -- yeah."

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" And here it says it was it was extremely and is that what -- ago. The floor hockey. On ice -- field -- hook up and that's a favorite sports like to go on the high school of him once and play that field hockey to know you do. I think six pack of making big Macs there's one player field. Anyway but an urgent of the film -- Well like that's. Why aren't -- hit anybody getting this show did you haven't done apart a long time on this program once about -- done this that's when you do are also infected over the so we got canceled. Well no we haven't done a long time we -- ticket check back and -- You forgot to make. And here's our top story. Playboy has launched a new pictorial -- and is currently searching for the talent this Bragg is to be called the girls. Of the olive garden that's right apparently he there's girlfriends Kendra and five girlfriend -- once -- Yeah gardens. Oh victory. -- The idea was born in. An effort right now that honor heroes shoney's asleep in about the girls of of red lobsters red. -- girls TGI Friday's can they're on the make -- except for those. The suspenders vote -- buttons slayer funny thing don't have wire. You're articulate little video yet here's here's candor he's announcing that competition --"

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" Every liquor and I'll guard -- that the same way up. To it it. That you have -- of the class here class you type woman than that you know should we shake up that trash yeah. -- like a good start in the Playboy bachelor of its plans are bad. I don't I don't think it -- that red and pink -- and -- an act alike. That they're trying to -- here as well as adults that would olive garden approach. I guess they say there's no affiliation with god I don't I don't call (%expletive) on that -- that is like the best. Campaign for old guard because that would basically what this thing is that there's all these hot chicks who -- now I'm gonna go back an old -- you might go back and try to give some of that. I'm not gonna go for -- it -- catcher Torre we're back streaming possibly serve and I would like movement for that regardless of user me. Yeah regularly on -- stuck what is this god in god and private ticket outlet I didn't know them and you know I get you get to undercut visitor Eric."

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" And obsessed society you how little it I hope it wasn't anything do. Sorry if we had you on hold too long but you are a fan of art show right."

" Retirees. Say well let's not -- had a."

" You -- big -- but how."

" You have bad things to say hold it in and shut them. But got excited when hearings."

" What you started it what -- you possessed by some dark dark Spirit into -- and to what it means you're more. Yeah Nash. Note to -- sister I'm getting that heart thing -- like this show."

" It's (%expletive). -- Theory. (%expletive) funny."

" Yeah and it's dark for instance -- park -- and -- emotionally I raised them like that. If you don't like and problem bird. Again people the opportunity to appear a lot of both popular unlike television shows out there and about how that tree yet -- yet. Yeah it -- they -- like that back in my heyday during web one point you know. I looked up -- of that it's like participatory new technologies Digg dot com -- Wikipedia knew YouTube's. Just. -- and much -- and Marie that no innocence and wonder in the world anymore with -- People let you know would build on the dedicated corps of my career. Yeah me at all -- for. Anyway. This. Here we do have some good news that just that we're gonna talk to a huge Internet superstar. Chuck Norris facts and is there will be right after this word from our sponsors the ground everyone."

" I don't. -- god I hope never ending."

" He salads they really are never ending."

" I'd rather close that'd."

" That god would you did. --"

" You want to be an Internet superstar -- you get started on the street just as of the vocal coach."

" Star one wouldn't register your domain name it GoDaddy got out everything that I'll order them. It's the world's most horrifying children's party clown can do it. And you. Because Internet superstar -- godaddy.com. Promo code star one."

" And welcome back to -- yeah. Chuck Norris can kill tombstones. With one bird. When the boogie man goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris the no they're -- evolution Joe the list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed the list. Well these are of course some of the Chuck Norris facts and become an absolute Internet sensation. And -- as an issue is the man who came up with that."

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" I think that the facts were actually written I thought they just came down straight from job. I guess -- you're like Moses was with the ten commandments or does the vessel for these basic comes straight up from the Internet. And good as ours did this when you break like what what was the moment that that epiphany moment when you first came up with that first Chuck Norris facts can you remember back to them."

" Well -- that is -- little bit yeah salute. In April 2005 there was that movie the pacifier that came out vin diesel. -- fit again so they're youth business before than it was on and all these people were making all these ridiculous one liners about how stupid than usual let's throw. And so I believe they were really funny and I thought it would be a good idea to make a website where anybody can go like read some of these things. We've put it together like Dave when we got to the point dozens and and -- yeah and so. We let things grew a little bit I hardly any advertising mentally for friends. It and then at this summer I took a poll to see who the next one should be about and literally pull people in the whole. And there was a writing and more people wrote in Chuck Norris then any of the others who what did you think was gonna way. I don't know I think we we don't like pop culture people at a time like ethnic conflict was really big is on Samuel Jackson was on."

" What's Martin Sargent analysts kinds of chemical I don't know rushing through a strike the -- the people though he's got it. About it makes it brings you know people want to talk about technology. They want to touch actually tune again and then had to admit that -- we shook hands while. Wow what happened I mean soothe your hand okay I don't know if -- our higher remedies to pull him until he touched. Is that true Phnom it is -- that -- radiates heat off them."

" Around the beard and a little bit. -- I was supposed to be on this show Lothian defeat where I was -- Supposed to explain what the facts word mean he -- a little awkward and concept. And it may be potentially data -- And I was a remote location you're in studio and I can go off for timing I heard about it on the website it. And this is over -- to break during my freshman year and at Brown University. And down. I was. I lose their homes -- auctions off. And if you lose than. So -- at that show lost it back it back like ninety -- First if you do watch. It's it's really hard to just you know stopped -- an episode and so I was watching and the phone rings and in I. My mom calls. Actually he didn't pick up the phone and that they called back into its mr. horse's life. How I guess we'll. I know she thought she she she said he go to the Venetian -- remotely did check our show us that there. Yes excellent the policy I don't hatch and -- wanted to talk to determine if his wife and arranged a meeting. Casino in Connecticut. Chris Chandler well if it -- the things -- will combat lead to finance his charity. And so there ranting and then at a casino in just haven't been the same day I was going back to school and is like on the way back so. You know it worked out and so we met in it was myself and my dad drove me and then chuck and his wife and his lawyer and his his partner. And no -- kind of -- around the room talked about life for about an hour he and then. You just there right he's I mean effects and audio and written there well I'm this is in January 6. The site didn't get really big into like November 5 Susan who is having gone -- gets announced."

" Conan O'Brien and his very public row. About who made Mike Huckabee -- and go best out of gives the Colbert bump and O'Brien of course those because you have the Texas walker -- things with. -- with north out of course Norris was a huge booster of Mike Huckabee but."

" I think the guy who made Mike Huckabee don't you. I don't want to I don't wanna do -- Iowa caught these innocent act of American politics I I did an interview -- and and the guy -- me you know who flew you to get this one guy popular he -- this guy running for president popular. What happens if he'd. It's in the White House like well. -- you expect it'll ruin America. It didn't happen. If you you know things in working out with any of those days you okay. You were at the cold there -- yet by any chance -- aluminum -- over leverage this past this past winner I was you know at the studio and Kobe it was like I'm an aide Mike Huckabee it is and I think there elect me. Maybe but yeah. Which just proves that it that there is a god entity that you're gonna actually did in my mind. Well -- I don't wanna take a firm sense that he considers though what do you do. Sort of bring check north backed hammer back seriously he was didn't allow architects strange and did that what was had a thing with them that there is an athletic ability and don't total gym and everything television commercial isolate it you I didn't think. Everybody like you admitted you resurrected check parse his current nice guys -- needs to endorse political candidates I mean."

" It is good things I've seen Chuck Norris very gleefully reading the trust John Norris fact that it shows like the best damn sports show no steroids in baseball only players to north and we've -- a."

" isn't -- to say which ones his favorite and that I read he turns around Isuzu. He sued you for writing this thing then."

" I'm I can't really talk about this I don't know there he -- yeah results soon as -- gone so you can't really talk about a yeah. I know you want to casino at this guy you -- I got there I gotta figure that cannot cut somewhere there are rumors that are. I think it. That's checked because Huckabee is this -- anti evolution sort of railroad concern -- think your bad -- north through a bit you know out there Chuck -- liked it but yet in order to endorse my that we had to go ahead on the record and pretend like he was against it so we just. Things like I don't think he's he's really -- candidates that -- that you -- it's never -- it's a -- that that's my theory but I don't know there."

" Because it got so popular in the book probably started making the (%expletive) load of money and he ones that you didn't just what the total gym when he wasn't enough. I know he can't talk about I can't talk about it immaculate record we didn't discuss this before -- Okay a couple of I want one of the ads to be it was running. When he was still running before he dropped out was this one -- Chuck Norris. And Huckabee himself is reading. The these facts straight off for your website straight out of your book."

" And Chuck Norris does a push up he isn't looking himself up he's pushing the earth down. Myself principled authentic conservative. Chuck Norris doesn't endorse he tells America how it's --"

" Did they ask you if you do if they could do that no they didn't they didn't ask me about it so actually it's two. Don't have the kind. Everything every Christian right. Like you know my my friend let's call them through -- people. He. Like I I rode with like 800 pounds like on each arm ourselves we'll total gym work for me. And you know eventually. It's too much but that. That's."

" Energy aria. Yet them as well and is still reading more facts are is that is that it have you moved on to -- a project."

" Yeah I mean that. As of now I'm permitted through the long run but with a sense of you know major Norris facts -- in my immediate future but. There are there there are always -- these things like toward. Stuff and comedy there's stuff in. Political discussion their stuff in -- on the Internet so we can also the only case."

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