It's a bird, it's a plane...
Monday, September 29th, 2008 running time 12:38
No, it's just some asshole with a jet strapped to his back.
Actually, it's Jetman, and he's kind of a pimp. We talk about him in this episode and how he kicks David Blaine's ass when it comes to stunts. We also cover vermin infestation, what to do when a homeless man forces entry into your house and the world's first full-time Ebay seller.
Highlights
Martin Sargent
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0:22, 0:22
)
Dover
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7:50, 7:50
)
Regina
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0:23, 0:23
)
the Pentagon
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4:46, 4:46
)
Martin Sargent
(
0:22, 0:22
)
Dover
(
7:50, 7:50
)
Regina
(
0:23, 0:23
)
the Pentagon
(
4:46, 4:46
)
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" This episode of Internet superstar has occupied backs different by choice. Yeah. -- The Internet superstar the show the covers most important intriguing insane people and things online I'm Internet Martin Sargent. And I'm Regina said mom I'm the F that they think joint -- Hillary. -- open want to shake your hand."
" Because I know that you have debt is that it is yeah. We policy if it's that it well you know on the ground that way or another and you know it's it's -- and feel. -- That we can one up north than you know or yeah and stories -- into yet that's it is the weekend north. I. Hear more about. Verbatim. The blood -- the -- oh well I kind of massive amount. I had a mouse in my house. -- and news because he -- who either of them whose -- counter and his growth. -- to kill kill this. The American -- in the fifties and you know found thousands not anymore well -- been starving in the opulent that we Atlanta -- bearing cleaned. I was hungry and I just that this little mass separate went to -- knows Clinton better human book form -- thanks. -- Screen. With an like -- Got -- economist Austin master it's five. -- It's horrifying because yet to go in today IP traffic corridor. -- and you know sort of new to this kind of cut tons of mice instead blame by the way the -- not from -- is a huge pro animal she's vegetarian diet she was really upset would change. Just ignore it all -- it's better than either of those them like it's just need to add another problem anything. He so is so that some urban America. -- Mecca who they -- it's that you stuck in the trap and I goat and he died instantly is broken but I took command and dispose of them and I don't know you just because obviously talk about the and -- put him in my neighbors that. Car and -- Letterman David. A slash through it there is confident that the -- but I'm glad we started out today show that wonderful dogs are valid and readers dodge a lot of family ministers thing. Good -- before we get through a lot of bite back a new sponsor water about outlet."
" victims mourn for. The thing I won't. So why won't. I want outlined. The fact maybe even one pound and 99. More about it quite laughable."
" Willow makes me want to get a waterbed those are some bad is -- a little kid that the bad bad if feel comfortable with those three. Children under general public would greatly different ages hang out better in the water bed out as. Trying to push water at people who think it's maps of rock and so many different ways is now we have -- unpleasantness. Out of the way it looked. Up first a Montana man was charged with burglary. At three allegedly broke into a -- eight kids from the refrigerator. Made a mess in the bathroom and fell asleep on a child's -- and you know what I don't see what I can you do at least through those four things pretty much every bag over my with the with the hip -- other graduate. A big. You know I can imagine my -- you're -- anyway that -- was."
" In the end he wasn't in his bedroom at the time according to yeah because it up you -- you wake up next and I got itself through did you do you open your eyes we see this guy maybe he's like yes. He's like scenario -- discard her like that's like seriously it's like it's like one of people that abduct children you to off yet love -- looks like you know would be in other homeless people they read this this story -- has not because it's this guy's like and walking cliche -- must the Pentagon things like. God did realize it is going to sleep make the -- because it could be -- much achieves. The same mess is the bathroom -- doesn't imply he just isn't Alpert -- nobody does anything get in the toilet you know like that any snores really glad he gets busted and I didn't give -- the bad namely that he does everything that you'd expect the guy that looks like little doubt that --"
" And go to the court records indicate that the woman woke up on a Monday at 830 into the side of the snoring. Color number two year old veteran columnist 47 year old Tracy involves leaders such as bad if you whips up her husband's. And she runs away to call the police from a neighbor's house. Husband confronts a man with -- unloaded shotgun. Me out of the case those on was that. And why these people sleep and all battling on Monday morning it's -- their state and have jobs. Apparently not if they can't afford them telephone. That's part of the never thought they can't afford bullets they shot for their shot. -- But the notion Britons on it if it continues there. -- Magic man David Blaine didn't. -- is trying to hang up sale for sixty hours. Apparently. This is a very difficult dangerous thing to do it but I honestly. Who cares that David -- kind of weird kinda yeah."
" I mean even. Think marriage is this whole story certainly smacks of late it's sort of symbolizes the that they have followed American in front of about it markets tumbling. Like who we are losing wars overseas or orbit you know doing -- list -- rapidly and are magicians like. Our big fancy men like. -- Wing thing that he strapped to his back with a full jet pack on it. He dropped out of a plane like 15000 feet he jumped out he opens the the thing I heard -- that get back iPod like 200 miles and I'll probably. Regular black from France to England he's going to land if he can on Dover beach like you begin funds but it's like crash and burn down. I mean that's that's that's it that's that's about."
" It you know it would get this kick -- even -- stunts and stuff like the little. You look at it is great idea. It was a you know -- the I hear -- But if we can find them -- looking at right now David -- Actually like taking breaks. He's not even doing it for sixty hours straight as he wouldn't -- these losers like that. Dot com yours and it the united that it didn't Copperfield is the statue of liberty disappear -- needs I was in my brother and a David Copperfield in our hotel lobby in Florida once. He walked up to David Copperfield like quarter you can you can get some -- Adventure story as the David ultimately totally bitch slap a -- at one time that's best to estimated that. Wouldn't that. Open ended just let that happen again like. I think that they didn't. Total hassle. And believe it. Not sure if that's pretty. -- But there. Is four are predominantly there and I doubt right now -- time. And just that we got this -- and that it's a little stunt where we a person who has made a personal advancement in the field of technology and so doing. -- back a little more accessible. To saw."
" On February 12 1999. -- Hitler had had enough looking down at the local RadioShack in South Bend, Indiana. Still on that day at noon he walked right out of there like he always did you go to lunch of subway but this time he never -- Instead he went home to isn't it that way instead of a 56 K computer modem on -- PC and started selling -- he's in the next that he and imported from China on line. Any did quite well for himself eventually becoming a free agents that are on eBay."
" Until he was eventually arrested."
" When what was described as an overpowering stench that investigated the discovered decomposing bodies of twelve drifters mummified in his drywall. Still good thing you can write you read it okay for millions of people to quit their day jobs and begin adding that line and for that we salute you on this day."
" That's kind of well he did you guys contribution. He -- yeah it up for two other people is untouched and in the cabinet on Internet economy elderly so he made it's it's it's it's a big part of our economy he he he would mummified it's unfortunate. In his trial that he had done that but if you looked -- mean what you'd expect he did the you know. -- we all saw it coming. One field but you know he wasn't he wasn't -- complicated man he wasn't fit for retail. Brazil detective work more he did much batter. I think whenever they're holding up any storefront and I think you know there's a lot of other Americans errands and votes Terri also like now whenever. Drifters -- going missing the first place that Jack and rightly so is the luxury object because -- think those people probably are. -- crazy about the app engine and Internet superstar she tomorrow and we talked of the founders of icann has bargained. Gary does that mean. Eric gallant and tell that. The -- might."
" Yeah. You know. And I know the key is the iconic graphic on the backs beer label taken from the coat of arms of its founding said he. Bremen Germany. And the key club of which Martin sergeant is a proud member is the community -- backs drinkers are open to any Baxter anchor it backs we're rewarding their loyal customers with -- that the special events exclusive content and three bags here. Sign up today at back ski club doctor not an unlock. The possibilities. X. Official beer but at superstars."
" Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."
" This episode of Internet superstar has occupied backs different by choice. Yeah. -- The Internet superstar the show the covers most important intriguing insane people and things online I'm Internet Martin Sargent. And I'm Regina said mom I'm the F that they think joint -- Hillary. -- open want to shake your hand."
" Because I know that you have debt is that it is yeah. We policy if it's that it well you know on the ground that way or another and you know it's it's -- and feel. -- That we can one up north than you know or yeah and stories -- into yet that's it is the weekend north. I. Hear more about. Verbatim. The blood -- the -- oh well I kind of massive amount. I had a mouse in my house. -- and news because he -- who either of them whose -- counter and his growth. -- to kill kill this. The American -- in the fifties and you know found thousands not anymore well -- been starving in the opulent that we Atlanta -- bearing cleaned. I was hungry and I just that this little mass separate went to -- knows Clinton better human book form -- thanks. -- Screen. With an like -- Got -- economist Austin master it's five. -- It's horrifying because yet to go in today IP traffic corridor. -- and you know sort of new to this kind of cut tons of mice instead blame by the way the -- not from -- is a huge pro animal she's vegetarian diet she was really upset would change. Just ignore it all -- it's better than either of those them like it's just need to add another problem anything. He so is so that some urban America. -- Mecca who they -- it's that you stuck in the trap and I goat and he died instantly is broken but I took command and dispose of them and I don't know you just because obviously talk about the and -- put him in my neighbors that. Car and -- Letterman David. A slash through it there is confident that the -- but I'm glad we started out today show that wonderful dogs are valid and readers dodge a lot of family ministers thing. Good -- before we get through a lot of bite back a new sponsor water about outlet."
" victims mourn for. The thing I won't. So why won't. I want outlined. The fact maybe even one pound and 99. More about it quite laughable."
" Willow makes me want to get a waterbed those are some bad is -- a little kid that the bad bad if feel comfortable with those three. Children under general public would greatly different ages hang out better in the water bed out as. Trying to push water at people who think it's maps of rock and so many different ways is now we have -- unpleasantness. Out of the way it looked. Up first a Montana man was charged with burglary. At three allegedly broke into a -- eight kids from the refrigerator. Made a mess in the bathroom and fell asleep on a child's -- and you know what I don't see what I can you do at least through those four things pretty much every bag over my with the with the hip -- other graduate. A big. You know I can imagine my -- you're -- anyway that -- was."
" In the end he wasn't in his bedroom at the time according to yeah because it up you -- you wake up next and I got itself through did you do you open your eyes we see this guy maybe he's like yes. He's like scenario -- discard her like that's like seriously it's like it's like one of people that abduct children you to off yet love -- looks like you know would be in other homeless people they read this this story -- has not because it's this guy's like and walking cliche -- must the Pentagon things like. God did realize it is going to sleep make the -- because it could be -- much achieves. The same mess is the bathroom -- doesn't imply he just isn't Alpert -- nobody does anything get in the toilet you know like that any snores really glad he gets busted and I didn't give -- the bad namely that he does everything that you'd expect the guy that looks like little doubt that --"
" And go to the court records indicate that the woman woke up on a Monday at 830 into the side of the snoring. Color number two year old veteran columnist 47 year old Tracy involves leaders such as bad if you whips up her husband's. And she runs away to call the police from a neighbor's house. Husband confronts a man with -- unloaded shotgun. Me out of the case those on was that. And why these people sleep and all battling on Monday morning it's -- their state and have jobs. Apparently not if they can't afford them telephone. That's part of the never thought they can't afford bullets they shot for their shot. -- But the notion Britons on it if it continues there. -- Magic man David Blaine didn't. -- is trying to hang up sale for sixty hours. Apparently. This is a very difficult dangerous thing to do it but I honestly. Who cares that David -- kind of weird kinda yeah."
" I mean even. Think marriage is this whole story certainly smacks of late it's sort of symbolizes the that they have followed American in front of about it markets tumbling. Like who we are losing wars overseas or orbit you know doing -- list -- rapidly and are magicians like. Our big fancy men like. -- Wing thing that he strapped to his back with a full jet pack on it. He dropped out of a plane like 15000 feet he jumped out he opens the the thing I heard -- that get back iPod like 200 miles and I'll probably. Regular black from France to England he's going to land if he can on Dover beach like you begin funds but it's like crash and burn down. I mean that's that's that's it that's that's about."
" It you know it would get this kick -- even -- stunts and stuff like the little. You look at it is great idea. It was a you know -- the I hear -- But if we can find them -- looking at right now David -- Actually like taking breaks. He's not even doing it for sixty hours straight as he wouldn't -- these losers like that. Dot com yours and it the united that it didn't Copperfield is the statue of liberty disappear -- needs I was in my brother and a David Copperfield in our hotel lobby in Florida once. He walked up to David Copperfield like quarter you can you can get some -- Adventure story as the David ultimately totally bitch slap a -- at one time that's best to estimated that. Wouldn't that. Open ended just let that happen again like. I think that they didn't. Total hassle. And believe it. Not sure if that's pretty. -- But there. Is four are predominantly there and I doubt right now -- time. And just that we got this -- and that it's a little stunt where we a person who has made a personal advancement in the field of technology and so doing. -- back a little more accessible. To saw."
" On February 12 1999. -- Hitler had had enough looking down at the local RadioShack in South Bend, Indiana. Still on that day at noon he walked right out of there like he always did you go to lunch of subway but this time he never -- Instead he went home to isn't it that way instead of a 56 K computer modem on -- PC and started selling -- he's in the next that he and imported from China on line. Any did quite well for himself eventually becoming a free agents that are on eBay."
" Until he was eventually arrested."
" When what was described as an overpowering stench that investigated the discovered decomposing bodies of twelve drifters mummified in his drywall. Still good thing you can write you read it okay for millions of people to quit their day jobs and begin adding that line and for that we salute you on this day."
" That's kind of well he did you guys contribution. He -- yeah it up for two other people is untouched and in the cabinet on Internet economy elderly so he made it's it's it's it's a big part of our economy he he he would mummified it's unfortunate. In his trial that he had done that but if you looked -- mean what you'd expect he did the you know. -- we all saw it coming. One field but you know he wasn't he wasn't -- complicated man he wasn't fit for retail. Brazil detective work more he did much batter. I think whenever they're holding up any storefront and I think you know there's a lot of other Americans errands and votes Terri also like now whenever. Drifters -- going missing the first place that Jack and rightly so is the luxury object because -- think those people probably are. -- crazy about the app engine and Internet superstar she tomorrow and we talked of the founders of icann has bargained. Gary does that mean. Eric gallant and tell that. The -- might."
" Yeah. You know. And I know the key is the iconic graphic on the backs beer label taken from the coat of arms of its founding said he. Bremen Germany. And the key club of which Martin sergeant is a proud member is the community -- backs drinkers are open to any Baxter anchor it backs we're rewarding their loyal customers with -- that the special events exclusive content and three bags here. Sign up today at back ski club doctor not an unlock. The possibilities. X. Official beer but at superstars."
" Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."








