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" Well we don't have a lot lot on this show obviously which is why we have Gary you're gonna out of public library every week to surf around find the digital see -- strikes his fancy. And he brings it to within a segment called gators gals skater who's this -- lucky -- lowered. I wrote at home this week for young -- Haley Parsons -- part."

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" We have for this edition of Internet superstar. I'd like to thank my -- wal lop Josh Richman and Coke Coke or stop by next week op. We'll talk about and that's that Leo Laporte I -- look like the part. We're talking about the restraining order that is separated us all these years I'm and so what and right now. It makes me date Leo anymore are ever more you can -- clarity. They're very good and later a quaint idea Martins are good -- to -- there. That Martin Sargent. Don't want the lock it posted that is the office oh my god."

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" This episode of Internet superstars -- by Bank of America Netflix. Computer ticket. And --"

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" And hello and welcome it Internet superstar the old Revision 3 show that would still go on when it's -- is in this agreed. A physical anguish. -- And it Garnett the sure thing. That letter didn't iTunes Ivan college. Feels like there's a lot -- and lasting inside my two and they don't want out. I have the words to -- Except for the do I as soon as this is over go into the that's an -- you -- they gave the favorite show you guys could I and so what because there is about some kind of a bit. All right I have an awful awful pain right now I think you know my lovely season title -- there and a doorknob and slam that door and that the."

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" Looks like -- somewhere between our god. And the big gamer and -- It's badly that the guys."

" If it. Moon had a kid you live I'm glad commitment to a hundred battered your leg and a good -- lot of what are the -- Does that make my -- they go away then my soul never reading your little birdie on the inside as you would on the outside just like that is just Internet pretty cute is one of issues she can put you realize he got here for free poll. Yeah you can retreat to turn the volume off now. Just like human -- Tiki bar also at the record the Gator here who has been in gastrointestinal distress problem. About five or six five -- six months now we're gonna have -- their. Of the best selling book. What's Europe through telling you -- things like field guide you know they have they have those guys like you go even for bird watcher shares look there there's a red crested. What Packers thought like that well. You looked -- thought that after you to drop -- well what is that thing out the camouflage print and here's the explanation. Written by real structural Patricia -- and onion bag. Disturbing and a day care before we get the answers from the good -- there -- what is your proof do you think telling you right now. I think from that onion bag experience like I've been in you know. Four months go to start (%expletive) that -- green army amendment two -- And it takes awhile. He's got out of that I swear to god it was Tony Randall. If if you about -- about what that a flight that flight. -- we should go to these should have people might have wondered about that -- Tony Wragge lots of people people come and see that you this statement you know. -- Get this folks authorities in Texas have filed corpse abuse charges against two mad. Who allegedly told police they dug up a grave in an abandoned cemetery remove. From the body and smoking barrels a lot of using the skull is the bond luckily -- yeah Perry county district attorney's office confirmed. That that this happened they'd charge that the two met with misdemeanor. Abuse of of course it would ever happen due to the adamantly Obama will let out. I gotta deal but he could pick up. As delicate and pulled him misdemeanor. What didn't get charged with felony if -- expect to be very -- that I don't smoke out of this baby's skull was in a babies in the baby's skull do you and -- the plot holes closely like your outlook partisan that it's impossible. It gives it -- there's there's stupid -- Seriously. By this story you know why there's no a couple of pot heads would go to that much trouble here to dig a hole like that go -- things. It was a lot and we just a smoke some pot you know everything is doing -- and smoke some pot yeah and so. It's. All belong there they'll -- it -- opera about 2499. In these morons are all the trouble to dig this get what's the weirdest that you better government bond. Living animal. Yeah Georgia -- they got arrested for that and America talk too much about it blesses I get hired and I got -- his didn't work that well. Yup I think Norton is smart he quit with the over clocking your PC nonsense on that shows system. Keep people -- make a decent -- out like an old idea thing matters and this is clearly there is an audience that can even make in my like an old Nintendo. Player definitely open you can make a long day that ninety's that lizard type. You've seen -- those laws he seemed like he prize as real delicate touch with things like this -- sledgehammer they want to not doing a real Internet superstar right now yeah. Do it. It's getting my pain away first glimpse of life is one of the stars of the wildly popular online television show Tiki bar TV -- take a look."

" It's. Yeah."

" Here's -- as -- lot of well and I gotta sell off you have no idea -- estimated to have you on -- I love you I look I mean I love your work -- You carry that shall I forget the Johnny guy forget doctor -- nobody watches that show to see those guys -- I don't do you dance you drank it's amazing it's like the -- which I watched an -- realize what's that sometimes they'll cut to the very and look at the director then I'll get drunk and then once again. -- I guess I don't imagine that that the glitz and glamour in the flat ball to the danger -- paparazzi because that's superstar if it's change your life hasn't. Yes how itself put a finer point on it."

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" Yeah I would have infinitely. The day the -- he."

" I mean is obviously you Angel and his I would modules. Around with the political mileage there was an old. So similarly named starving current. -- and gotten -- burned out trailer is out on their wedeman in these people it's -- know where you come from -- that we've. It. That people they're not just that it -- unprecedented tree. Line. That as the screen -- Okay that the key to -- Islam would week. Lately though is another lettuce green sampling. A link to sign me. This isn't it --"

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" Yeah. Well."

" That's that the recognized -- and like we've got a -- right predicted Turkey squirrel like the other thing that abysmal makes suburban."

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" I mean."

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" You know it's. You know like this stunt men --"

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