Once, I went out in my front yard and just started digging a trench. When I got tired I rested and drank from a handle of gin, but mostly I just kept digging. When I reached the edge of my property I kept going. Four houses later some asshole showed up and started screaming at me, but I had on my headphones on playing led zeppelin at full volume so it was all just lip flap to me. He kept screaming as I slowly climbed out of the trench and stood in front of him with my shovel, just staring at him. Something in my eyes must have said, "Step the fuck off," because he suddenly shut up and backed away. I went back to digging and he never came back again.
Be a Part of the Show!
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One after the other, Martin Sargent's shows-on television, on cell phones, and online-have been brutally cancelled. When his most recent effort, Infected by Martin Sargent, was axed by Revision3 CEO Jim Louderback, Martin finally cracked. At the show's final taping, Martin doused himself in gasoline and threatened to light his explosive-laden body on fire in desperate protest. Fearing a lawsuit, and that his fleece vest and perfectly coifed, John Edwards-like hair might get singed, Jim Louderback talked Martin down by promising him a new show, but with a major provision: except for the bandwidth, Martin will have to finance the whole thing himself.
And so, with his pal Gator helping out, Martin is setting out to create what he promises will be "the greatest show the Internet has ever seen."
Because there are no resources, and because Jim Louderback won't allow Martin to shoot it on Revision3 property, the show is shot in a dilapidated shed in Martin's mom's backyard. Most people think that like all of his other shows, this one is doomed to fail. But most people underestimate Martin's desire. His desire to become an Internet Superstar.
So join Martin and Gator as they invite the online world's most popular, compelling and outrageous characters into the shed to swap stories about what life is like at the top of the online heap.
What life is like as an INTERNET SUPERSTAR.