The Monkey, the Robot and the IT Guy
Wednesday, October 15th, 2008 running time 07:40
What, pray tell, do these three beings have in common?
One serves with grace, speed and charm. One is hideous beyond all measure, and the last wears trench coats and cowboy hats and is generally kind of a douchebag. To find out who is who, check out this episode of Internet Superstar.
Highlights
high tech
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2:28
)
Regis Philbin
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1:25
)
performing arts
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0:33
)
Martin Sargent
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0:21
)
Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )
" This episode of Internet superstar has brought you by. GoDaddy dot cop."
" Hello welcome Internet superstar of the show the -- is both important intriguing insane people and things online. Nine Internet Martin Sargent Adam Joanna are obvious bad -- been doing great here."
" Good to be anybody. And grant -- jump right in order first up like the bank the pay towns."
" For performing arts and music just wonderful islanders angelic voices aren't they they're they're great we're very lucky to have them look at them then maybe maybe they'll come and sit down with us when when Jesus gets done using -- think Jesus. Before he makes fun of but she doesn't do -- friends that check out these drugs if that'll pick -- the -- that you don't you know he's just using you. Did -- sit and then cut and -- in -- upper and that's who looked like purpose throughout the people and that. Of that message boards like I think that's -- is that an -- good. Oh boy those poor girls. Barger of fact our first order of official business following up on the wild six festive looking to Asia Korea is the look at more monkey footage you up number one rule of television people -- ratings are down bring in the monkeys. We're Regis Philbin who -- in his mind anyway grinder of Iraq throughout Japan has added to look pop monkeys with weights that that's right. Yeah I can and uncle John served customers hot thousand drinks and given -- I think you you know something the monkeys are family -- that have been allowed to help in the bar. I have a right regulations mean premises have to be visited to ensure. The creatures are not being -- I'm not worried about the drug -- is treated. I'm worried about the bulletin board material in clinical utility -- NASA's rocker going to win if it. That would be fun yes I would probably go there. I've -- little evidence about a good you know. They're not washing hands and democracy -- it's like that much and that's Californians decide delivered I'm lucky. -- Yeah. We're gonna get hit with -- easily -- soybeans it's -- that's great for me that's great with me because yeah. That humans want money hook I don't know is a good pick a quick check high tech tech tech. Church which. Based on the real five year old Japanese -- Japanese scientists have created what's being held is the most lifelike robot ever. The cyber girl who rapidly our -- The -- little bitch has fifty sensors and a series of motors that help her move and has been built to help pensioners. And disabled people move better that's pretty lightly. You know likely post apocalyptic life together earlier burn victim -- but -- deep isn't nightmare -- seriously I think. This is how its site. Going to help the disabled moved about it because like. You have some of life. Do with the worst disabilities will get a load and run as fast as they can't do everything they see that thing -- spinal Jim -- their -- gender equality -- away from those -- that it's -- Since I. They're pretty. -- too far in and the robot thing look at this one here at the end and it's really think maybe not it's -- but it does not. It's cool had a real shot we'll look at -- when the robots finally do take over the suddenly they're going to punish the Japanese severely from making them got a piece of streets there you'll. What the hell was this deal I think the -- for that little girl of those previously burned victim in the way she she's like doesn't talk that. I mean. Your -- very -- and we and I live in Ramallah. Yeah I would in the mouth that this. It looks like some sort it to the worm or something and justices split your creepy -- like robots that exists in the guy yeah in patent. Two be in charge of 700 billion dollar bad credit -- about 35 after all if -- catch car it well look at this guy is -- that plays an evil super villain in terms of size. And who is 35 years old he's like the Rasputin of modern -- toddlers are holding you he's 35 the united that you worry about Iraq it's like he's actually Alvarez meant he -- to be old really -- probably the other shows are very I don't believe that I guess if I don't think I think they admit they and they mr. zero I think he's like 335. Little. I thought that picture of Jesus they either can't not do it anywhere you walk in place there. There's just care about physics class Tony Giuliani. And I still interviewed him but it must resort good picture Jesus threw the -- don't -- so what do lasers. What I don't think you guys doing. He's probably would. Probably work if you don't need me okay -- are good for fifty billion of that -- billion dollars. Without the -- and we -- stay intact it's what we like to give a shout out to the people who have shaped the way we use the everyday technologies around us. It's something we usually take for granted it's called this date in."
" Accurate. Into on this -- that we salute David Soares. It was 2:23 PM on August 12 2000 on an otherwise quiet day new to act an -- suddenly broke loose and wildly oversimplify the situation servers started dating and it was David those of his quick thinking and action that saved new deck of losing all of his data on its service. -- from that moment on David sort of went from a quiet night he got the rock and roll IT -- yeah. He quit wearing shorts and T -- replacing his entire wardrobe with black -- leather hats and black trench -- look that is still -- with the idea guys around the globe but only -- by those that are truly (%expletive) out of -- out. It was the daughter of a whole new identity for ID guys bring them out of the -- closets and shadows into the limelight. If you Iraq with the best you better adjust your attitude at the server room door. That -- and David -- on this day."
" All right David -- a very good it's got that right let others count without a goatee and a really exchange everything. Kids in the T shirts. Three teachers again technology conventions did you get yours achievers and the team as with the White -- David -- and suddenly it's like -- upper Echelon I figured -- skin cowboy boots and high you know Michael spears out of them or actually kind of trying to catch -- little black coat -- but is it really unable to pull off."
" And that the the dot -- with a bit of that we are. -- collapses into in with the bar. This episode of Internet superstar has brought you by GoDaddy got. Ticket driven Internet superstar if you want to make an impact on life and godaddy.com. Has what you hate dot com and for those -- What were flat don't think that's an easy website buildings and month mark. Opponents don't want you checked out and say an additional. That ought to retire ordered restrictions -- is that -- on the Internet again. GoDaddy --"
" Yeah."
" This episode of Internet superstar has brought you by. GoDaddy dot cop."
" Hello welcome Internet superstar of the show the -- is both important intriguing insane people and things online. Nine Internet Martin Sargent Adam Joanna are obvious bad -- been doing great here."
" Good to be anybody. And grant -- jump right in order first up like the bank the pay towns."
" For performing arts and music just wonderful islanders angelic voices aren't they they're they're great we're very lucky to have them look at them then maybe maybe they'll come and sit down with us when when Jesus gets done using -- think Jesus. Before he makes fun of but she doesn't do -- friends that check out these drugs if that'll pick -- the -- that you don't you know he's just using you. Did -- sit and then cut and -- in -- upper and that's who looked like purpose throughout the people and that. Of that message boards like I think that's -- is that an -- good. Oh boy those poor girls. Barger of fact our first order of official business following up on the wild six festive looking to Asia Korea is the look at more monkey footage you up number one rule of television people -- ratings are down bring in the monkeys. We're Regis Philbin who -- in his mind anyway grinder of Iraq throughout Japan has added to look pop monkeys with weights that that's right. Yeah I can and uncle John served customers hot thousand drinks and given -- I think you you know something the monkeys are family -- that have been allowed to help in the bar. I have a right regulations mean premises have to be visited to ensure. The creatures are not being -- I'm not worried about the drug -- is treated. I'm worried about the bulletin board material in clinical utility -- NASA's rocker going to win if it. That would be fun yes I would probably go there. I've -- little evidence about a good you know. They're not washing hands and democracy -- it's like that much and that's Californians decide delivered I'm lucky. -- Yeah. We're gonna get hit with -- easily -- soybeans it's -- that's great for me that's great with me because yeah. That humans want money hook I don't know is a good pick a quick check high tech tech tech. Church which. Based on the real five year old Japanese -- Japanese scientists have created what's being held is the most lifelike robot ever. The cyber girl who rapidly our -- The -- little bitch has fifty sensors and a series of motors that help her move and has been built to help pensioners. And disabled people move better that's pretty lightly. You know likely post apocalyptic life together earlier burn victim -- but -- deep isn't nightmare -- seriously I think. This is how its site. Going to help the disabled moved about it because like. You have some of life. Do with the worst disabilities will get a load and run as fast as they can't do everything they see that thing -- spinal Jim -- their -- gender equality -- away from those -- that it's -- Since I. They're pretty. -- too far in and the robot thing look at this one here at the end and it's really think maybe not it's -- but it does not. It's cool had a real shot we'll look at -- when the robots finally do take over the suddenly they're going to punish the Japanese severely from making them got a piece of streets there you'll. What the hell was this deal I think the -- for that little girl of those previously burned victim in the way she she's like doesn't talk that. I mean. Your -- very -- and we and I live in Ramallah. Yeah I would in the mouth that this. It looks like some sort it to the worm or something and justices split your creepy -- like robots that exists in the guy yeah in patent. Two be in charge of 700 billion dollar bad credit -- about 35 after all if -- catch car it well look at this guy is -- that plays an evil super villain in terms of size. And who is 35 years old he's like the Rasputin of modern -- toddlers are holding you he's 35 the united that you worry about Iraq it's like he's actually Alvarez meant he -- to be old really -- probably the other shows are very I don't believe that I guess if I don't think I think they admit they and they mr. zero I think he's like 335. Little. I thought that picture of Jesus they either can't not do it anywhere you walk in place there. There's just care about physics class Tony Giuliani. And I still interviewed him but it must resort good picture Jesus threw the -- don't -- so what do lasers. What I don't think you guys doing. He's probably would. Probably work if you don't need me okay -- are good for fifty billion of that -- billion dollars. Without the -- and we -- stay intact it's what we like to give a shout out to the people who have shaped the way we use the everyday technologies around us. It's something we usually take for granted it's called this date in."
" Accurate. Into on this -- that we salute David Soares. It was 2:23 PM on August 12 2000 on an otherwise quiet day new to act an -- suddenly broke loose and wildly oversimplify the situation servers started dating and it was David those of his quick thinking and action that saved new deck of losing all of his data on its service. -- from that moment on David sort of went from a quiet night he got the rock and roll IT -- yeah. He quit wearing shorts and T -- replacing his entire wardrobe with black -- leather hats and black trench -- look that is still -- with the idea guys around the globe but only -- by those that are truly (%expletive) out of -- out. It was the daughter of a whole new identity for ID guys bring them out of the -- closets and shadows into the limelight. If you Iraq with the best you better adjust your attitude at the server room door. That -- and David -- on this day."
" All right David -- a very good it's got that right let others count without a goatee and a really exchange everything. Kids in the T shirts. Three teachers again technology conventions did you get yours achievers and the team as with the White -- David -- and suddenly it's like -- upper Echelon I figured -- skin cowboy boots and high you know Michael spears out of them or actually kind of trying to catch -- little black coat -- but is it really unable to pull off."
" And that the the dot -- with a bit of that we are. -- collapses into in with the bar. This episode of Internet superstar has brought you by GoDaddy got. Ticket driven Internet superstar if you want to make an impact on life and godaddy.com. Has what you hate dot com and for those -- What were flat don't think that's an easy website buildings and month mark. Opponents don't want you checked out and say an additional. That ought to retire ordered restrictions -- is that -- on the Internet again. GoDaddy --"
" Yeah."
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Started discussion: October 15, 2008 @ 12:56pm GMT
Episode 79 - The Monkey, the Robot and the IT Guy [Discussion]
What, pray tell, do these three beings have in common?
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THaToNeGuY
about 1 year ago
is it just me or is the last 2:00 of the show corrupt..









