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Love, celibacy and a Gator's Gal

Monday, October 20th, 2008 – running time 13:12
Love is in the shed on this week's Internet Superstar
One couple finds love, another woman avoids it for 105 years and the Spirit of Gator returns to wax poetic about Aida Yespica's ample bosom.

Highlights
Meg Ryan ( 1:47, 1:47 ) New York ( 10:27, 10:27 ) Queen Elizabeth the Second ( 4:08, 4:08 ) history lesson ( 11:34, 11:36, 11:34, 11:36 ) Meg Ryan ( 1:47, 1:47 ) New York ( 10:27, 10:27 ) Queen Elizabeth the Second ( 4:08, 4:08 ) history lesson ( 11:34, 11:36, 11:34, 11:36 )

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" War. This episode of Internet superstar has brought you by. GoDaddy dot cop. Hello and welcome -- superstar of the show the covers most important intriguing insane people and things online time internet's Martin's sergeant. And join the -- obvious bad -- yeah. -- Costco macaroni and cheese on the Sunday and case that -- here. I don't know it -- yeah its true."

" You know you get that you get you know at the -- don't you get global little blue on Monday it's already rejected under and we want. I'm going to war isn't."

" The check it again aren't you hit -- this story. This story again is that your heart a one. A British couple who met. Dating website turned out to be neighbors. It lived only a few hours apartments that didn't years -- I can't believe that it for the yeah. It is the heart warming story teacher gently knuckle right began emailing electrician Alan Donnelly after seeing his picture on dating website. It was only after several were at the bottom line and that it important that you know again and realize new. And apply the same. Capital market. Yeah seven out the parts of the part that shot and they never got that with -- is that we're going to get the men like 46 years old that you like 43 it's not like that of those."

" There -- people find love it's sort of like that movie with Meg Ryan and thanks for they would they worked together so there -- emailing each other -- That he knows it he's. You know I used to be and I go others online dating services of those in the hedonistic. The search for people but by proximity you know like. Yeah yeah but if I ever find some it is like within a mile in my house. What I do -- contact him want to get their name you know the first lesson or things -- ministers I get that information that is -- street garlic spiraling are away from my house yelling their name. It. I think that that works. Four hours straight. Because eventually I -- get through alarm you know are there aren't grenades notably comes out there and you get to meet face to face. But it could take netted Chile's."

" I haven't argued about the other day about eight months I've got a day off tomorrow do you really want your -- per dungeons and dragons. What you really do have a -- you mentioned you know right now as you know let's tonight. Now it's not happen. I didn't try to play coy. Without whether our audience there's no dates yet you do have a date -- you ask me to recommend a place that -- out of first let's talk about the let's talk about this. Yeah. My children taken it could group that that. I the other. Bob -- if you do you listen up period it replaces and I was thinking about that is then what was that recommended because I don't want on your -- and show up there I think it's we're -- didn't have you know -- also like to do it happened at the end of the day. Well because of waiting for the right time did -- now is there anybody that anyone in the media probably you know yeah. Eight attitude you know you end up like it kinda nice and focus of -- the story England balloon in second. New is that hard story -- and who celebrated -- 105 birthday this week said the secret to long life as celibacy. Adding that she imagined sex with quote a lot of happy future could end up likely mean more who marker birthday with a drop -- And preparing meaner than on Cornwall southwest England. Also receive a card from Queen Elizabeth the Second I imagine is also getting a lot in my. -- And the answer is no I just never been interested in sex I imagine there's a lot of hassle involved and I have always been busy doing other things. I think that she's. She who bit cold involved and other things."

" Admitting that they did you if you -- if you soar off sex you -- everybody would live to be -- five. You don't you think about it because like why do you want to barred fighting injury writing about like run around -- come right out there live that's he's older do you what do you do you know. A -- yourself you know."

" Jersey. -- industry. -- Acts with -- productive check back. She's a -- wearily neat knitted sweaters and duties. Cat tale things helmets and each can get like. This like you're getting leaked out into the press -- she turns I have five and she died inside the public the new hotline feel -- yeah editors that. And I have no big huge crowd and you know proud and she's to a cocky about all of -- and way to go out this -- It's it's still do if you get banged on Internet britney's estate -- plus it's fine. He can. She turned and children are hardly. Think that -- trigger yeah. Yeah this is to identify them but people vote between hundreds and hundreds of Britain and this is the developer. Boulevard up. -- your picture and I'm an agent. And usually. You know out and what epic true and then -- and bones it. Somebody. The -- she's wonderful -- comes to terms with the -- economy get the do you think gives us the collapse. They also take a look at the new android powered G one phone. They hookers space invaders and again our project reality game and a -- until the track where your favorite and their plan. Of the week -- the or -- it's the greatest of the ninja the only web series that is equal part funny and dangerous. Bring you -- Big -- is really every bit thick and if they're. Right here Revision 3 that's what I love that shows chock full -- Not that not you know it brings it she really -- that he should that book full of stuff. It's got everything she's wonderful thing I should watch that showed figured out how to do it right. You should. One thing that's happened is it okay. -- you tell you about that he. Confuse the now. You know that that that last story about the hotter but real birds I think we -- account or wait for that I have something to ratchet up this accident of this show besides body. So -- that's I've arranged a special treat for everyone. Tell them what you found well. You you're my cousin gators who gators. The -- would divert almost on an episode should remember."

" I certainly don't like me that Sony really did understand affairs action. In last week you yourself alligators stuff some of his you know Knick knack that -- left behind. To you take it down to the flea market. An electric tourniquet look at this book that the beautiful leather. Leather bound told. And I opened it up. About it anyway -- but it it appears to be. -- full coverage cover with oppose that might cut Gator -- theory -- you wrote poems about. Women that are like that meticulous detail that fill up this book cover to cover. And it's about whether -- still is harder whether that -- it's still is slowing yeah. -- The army is things cover to cover full of problem after problem after poll after -- that apparently Gator wrote in his spare time. Very it would. This front about a -- name. I that yes speaker. Don't -- that is but. This is an alligator."

" I've climbed over your granite mountains and pact in which."

" He patented the burden low land and emerge from your sugar sand beach. -- Load all of -- emerged from the war he -- Every curl up and -- here -- Or. It's night and her giggling and -- not -- you against -- Yeah. Yeah you're the top left that you're at risk of blood yeah. -- While the white bird the bird from lush canopy of trees. Startled by wild animals."

" really beautiful and really evokes the Spirit it is. It's it's it's almost like there was back. Here in the show with me was that your reverend."

" Well not Oprah tiger do you like this to commemorate great milestone in the history of technology recall it. This date in check."

" This. November there at night to New York's. Gary bird go to a phrase as of that here -- deal closed."

" He was a big guy we deal's close all the."

" Simply put he's an intelligent people so it -- is brand new three Motorola cellular flowed out of his briefcase while walking down 67. Was something he thought to what about."

" It was a matter of this. Well the people he passed up the -- what a little bit wrestling get three don't alias. People didn't attract theory its well heeled man talking about a followed with bill call it's it was literally the first candidate that has ever seen a cellular phone before. -- It is there are no not at the match but simply as the gold coal. More."

" That's that I find it very instructive as little history lesson -- little history lesson about about the forefathers of technology as it related you know they might have. You know created now computer or other I was Steve Jobs they're not bill gate was -- but they've started a little something you know a little something that is actually quite take they've put the building blocks in place the foundation kinda changed the technology landscape and nature have been started their own little --"

" the addition of Internet superstar -- tomorrow when we -- a host of geek -- to me. However. There are going to be back. It filled. The boss I -- episode of Internet superstar -- occupied GoDaddy got. And driven Internet superstar if you want to make its impact on line go -- daddy dot com has what you hate. I got name for as low as 19 nightclub world class don't think that's an easy web site builders and much more. Opponents don't want when you checked out and say -- that does not -- to order. Restrictions applies inside critique after you'll use the Internet again and GoDaddy died out."

" Yeah. And yeah."

" War. This episode of Internet superstar has brought you by. GoDaddy dot cop. Hello and welcome -- superstar of the show the covers most important intriguing insane people and things online time internet's Martin's sergeant. And join the -- obvious bad -- yeah. -- Costco macaroni and cheese on the Sunday and case that -- here. I don't know it -- yeah its true."

" You know you get that you get you know at the -- don't you get global little blue on Monday it's already rejected under and we want. I'm going to war isn't."

" The check it again aren't you hit -- this story. This story again is that your heart a one. A British couple who met. Dating website turned out to be neighbors. It lived only a few hours apartments that didn't years -- I can't believe that it for the yeah. It is the heart warming story teacher gently knuckle right began emailing electrician Alan Donnelly after seeing his picture on dating website. It was only after several were at the bottom line and that it important that you know again and realize new. And apply the same. Capital market. Yeah seven out the parts of the part that shot and they never got that with -- is that we're going to get the men like 46 years old that you like 43 it's not like that of those."

" There -- people find love it's sort of like that movie with Meg Ryan and thanks for they would they worked together so there -- emailing each other -- That he knows it he's. You know I used to be and I go others online dating services of those in the hedonistic. The search for people but by proximity you know like. Yeah yeah but if I ever find some it is like within a mile in my house. What I do -- contact him want to get their name you know the first lesson or things -- ministers I get that information that is -- street garlic spiraling are away from my house yelling their name. It. I think that that works. Four hours straight. Because eventually I -- get through alarm you know are there aren't grenades notably comes out there and you get to meet face to face. But it could take netted Chile's."

" I haven't argued about the other day about eight months I've got a day off tomorrow do you really want your -- per dungeons and dragons. What you really do have a -- you mentioned you know right now as you know let's tonight. Now it's not happen. I didn't try to play coy. Without whether our audience there's no dates yet you do have a date -- you ask me to recommend a place that -- out of first let's talk about the let's talk about this. Yeah. My children taken it could group that that. I the other. Bob -- if you do you listen up period it replaces and I was thinking about that is then what was that recommended because I don't want on your -- and show up there I think it's we're -- didn't have you know -- also like to do it happened at the end of the day. Well because of waiting for the right time did -- now is there anybody that anyone in the media probably you know yeah. Eight attitude you know you end up like it kinda nice and focus of -- the story England balloon in second. New is that hard story -- and who celebrated -- 105 birthday this week said the secret to long life as celibacy. Adding that she imagined sex with quote a lot of happy future could end up likely mean more who marker birthday with a drop -- And preparing meaner than on Cornwall southwest England. Also receive a card from Queen Elizabeth the Second I imagine is also getting a lot in my. -- And the answer is no I just never been interested in sex I imagine there's a lot of hassle involved and I have always been busy doing other things. I think that she's. She who bit cold involved and other things."

" Admitting that they did you if you -- if you soar off sex you -- everybody would live to be -- five. You don't you think about it because like why do you want to barred fighting injury writing about like run around -- come right out there live that's he's older do you what do you do you know. A -- yourself you know."

" Jersey. -- industry. -- Acts with -- productive check back. She's a -- wearily neat knitted sweaters and duties. Cat tale things helmets and each can get like. This like you're getting leaked out into the press -- she turns I have five and she died inside the public the new hotline feel -- yeah editors that. And I have no big huge crowd and you know proud and she's to a cocky about all of -- and way to go out this -- It's it's still do if you get banged on Internet britney's estate -- plus it's fine. He can. She turned and children are hardly. Think that -- trigger yeah. Yeah this is to identify them but people vote between hundreds and hundreds of Britain and this is the developer. Boulevard up. -- your picture and I'm an agent. And usually. You know out and what epic true and then -- and bones it. Somebody. The -- she's wonderful -- comes to terms with the -- economy get the do you think gives us the collapse. They also take a look at the new android powered G one phone. They hookers space invaders and again our project reality game and a -- until the track where your favorite and their plan. Of the week -- the or -- it's the greatest of the ninja the only web series that is equal part funny and dangerous. Bring you -- Big -- is really every bit thick and if they're. Right here Revision 3 that's what I love that shows chock full -- Not that not you know it brings it she really -- that he should that book full of stuff. It's got everything she's wonderful thing I should watch that showed figured out how to do it right. You should. One thing that's happened is it okay. -- you tell you about that he. Confuse the now. You know that that that last story about the hotter but real birds I think we -- account or wait for that I have something to ratchet up this accident of this show besides body. So -- that's I've arranged a special treat for everyone. Tell them what you found well. You you're my cousin gators who gators. The -- would divert almost on an episode should remember."

" I certainly don't like me that Sony really did understand affairs action. In last week you yourself alligators stuff some of his you know Knick knack that -- left behind. To you take it down to the flea market. An electric tourniquet look at this book that the beautiful leather. Leather bound told. And I opened it up. About it anyway -- but it it appears to be. -- full coverage cover with oppose that might cut Gator -- theory -- you wrote poems about. Women that are like that meticulous detail that fill up this book cover to cover. And it's about whether -- still is harder whether that -- it's still is slowing yeah. -- The army is things cover to cover full of problem after problem after poll after -- that apparently Gator wrote in his spare time. Very it would. This front about a -- name. I that yes speaker. Don't -- that is but. This is an alligator."

" I've climbed over your granite mountains and pact in which."

" He patented the burden low land and emerge from your sugar sand beach. -- Load all of -- emerged from the war he -- Every curl up and -- here -- Or. It's night and her giggling and -- not -- you against -- Yeah. Yeah you're the top left that you're at risk of blood yeah. -- While the white bird the bird from lush canopy of trees. Startled by wild animals."

" really beautiful and really evokes the Spirit it is. It's it's it's almost like there was back. Here in the show with me was that your reverend."

" Well not Oprah tiger do you like this to commemorate great milestone in the history of technology recall it. This date in check."

" This. November there at night to New York's. Gary bird go to a phrase as of that here -- deal closed."

" He was a big guy we deal's close all the."

" Simply put he's an intelligent people so it -- is brand new three Motorola cellular flowed out of his briefcase while walking down 67. Was something he thought to what about."

" It was a matter of this. Well the people he passed up the -- what a little bit wrestling get three don't alias. People didn't attract theory its well heeled man talking about a followed with bill call it's it was literally the first candidate that has ever seen a cellular phone before. -- It is there are no not at the match but simply as the gold coal. More."

" That's that I find it very instructive as little history lesson -- little history lesson about about the forefathers of technology as it related you know they might have. You know created now computer or other I was Steve Jobs they're not bill gate was -- but they've started a little something you know a little something that is actually quite take they've put the building blocks in place the foundation kinda changed the technology landscape and nature have been started their own little --"

" the addition of Internet superstar -- tomorrow when we -- a host of geek -- to me. However. There are going to be back. It filled. The boss I -- episode of Internet superstar -- occupied GoDaddy got. And driven Internet superstar if you want to make its impact on line go -- daddy dot com has what you hate. I got name for as low as 19 nightclub world class don't think that's an easy web site builders and much more. Opponents don't want when you checked out and say -- that does not -- to order. Restrictions applies inside critique after you'll use the Internet again and GoDaddy died out."

" Yeah. And yeah."

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Started discussion: October 20, 2008 @ 1:23pm GMT

FirestoneX
about 1 year ago
Ok haven't watched it yet, but



GATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nextgenxbox
about 1 year ago
Holy Crap!!!!

Gator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gobo
about 1 year ago
Jay had said on the boards he found a book full of Gator's Gals right after "Gator" "died"

Nice to see he finally got around to it :)
Mr. Underachiever
about 1 year ago
Coach Cole came back last week, Gator is back this week, so can we expect a Ricky Kang return next week? Or maybe even a Johnny O'Bannion return in two weeks?
nextgenxbox
about 1 year ago
I'm glad more of Internet Superstar v1.0 stuff is coming back!
jsc315
about 1 year ago
. When jay said he found Gators poems i couldn't stop laughing at martins horiible acting. thanks you for bringing a little bit of gator back.
FirestoneX
about 1 year ago
Is it weird that I was so happy to see Gator back that I had a hard time focusing on the sexy woman on the screen and instead focused on Gators spirit reading his poem?
Kronos6948
about 1 year ago
In reply to FirestoneX:
Is it weird that I was so happy to see Gator back that I had a hard time focusing on the sexy woman on the screen and instead focused on Gators spirit reading his poem?


Nope. Not weird at all. I too, was mesmerized by Gator's glow.


Keep the poems coming!!
FirestoneX
about 1 year ago
There is one note of interest that I would like to point out... there are alot of fake books you can buy that has no writing on the cover...

I just thought that a paper bag loosely taped over what could be the bible for all I know, just wasn't the best prop.... Heck gator could have written them in a spiral notebook and it would have still been better than that prob... Just my 2 cents. :D
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