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" Hello and welcome to Internet superstar that showed that is that the bottom -- culture -- baby is to a pack of starving coyotes. Time Internet Martin Sargent. Yeah. Good but our -- there goes the rotator cuff it's that good -- I don't know blog about. Knock me down and call we have -- on the shelf so much don't think that ultimately physically -- including get this we have an interview with -- one of the greatest Internet superstar visible signs that. The trunk and again -- the -- guy's going to be."

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" These sister. Know mom I have a senior bird I would look for him after the show and I hope he's okay. -- Maybe both Bachmann. Shot mr. Perry -- month (%expletive) if you had. I prefer to think of an accident and to a better -- upper it was a nasty little birdie and made it one time. She apparently. Did she thought she thought that our -- get tired just call it -- that -- that -- there -- I would just stop the killing and hate they go ahead and do an interview all right. Mix up a bunch of super famous superstars of -- academics a bigger audience don't -- IP and what do you get. Rob -- time what was surely prove to be one of the greatest inventions of our young millennium. And joining us now via Skype from Auburn University are the organizers -- we'll cut him -- how you doing guys. Hey hello -- so it's about this thing's going to be the greatest moment in my life going you're all hooked up. It's easier it still so is that the goal of this convention is to gather in one place all of the greatest Internet superstar as a means as you call them. It's G."

" It's. All of them are not fit and cold to promote this seemed -- And how we got inspired a little while back I am I rent on the road does XT CE. After awhile is that you really are some debris just absolutely everybody and but yesterday and it's the one group."

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" Let -- you guys scared to meet any of these people. It's your fault line. I am too I think ever come arm and bring like Clinton ignores them like that -- it's not happen any moment there unstable folks. I think daddy where were any entity at least analysts thank god thank god he's going to roll out there was supposed to be a Harvard University -- of ideas that -- power power was like no this this is way too on -- browser is is there another reason."

" Really nice to -- they're pure and usually accepting him that's crazy idea in the -- how the disease. But I'm quite he had just like it that's. It was more us anything we have so many attendees at this point that I hopped a bus yet."

" And it marked it. It isn't anti briefly hit a level you guys are. Outside this attitude from hopeful and I think the answer this question because he's that you're trying to invite go to C. But is there anyone you're just too frightened to invite to the convention. Yeah I expect it at that is all right we don't want and yet we -- you know the company that makes two girls one out. We haven't heard acts like they're out David. I a lot of government you're tuned -- lead they never got back to -- either so don't feel bad -- is that. I'm assumption that a busy people that the."

" The not love this this is going to be a circus. I know it's gonna be awesome but. Being a Harvard spoke you've also got the very grainy components of this event for example one panel discussion is called. Incubating the mind virus mean infrastructures you -- this -- the -- stuff in this did you. We're -- that sort of thing. Going to be sort of high minded about that you've got some academics are gonna show. On the room and once that that would really sure there and well here's what thing that I'm sure it's gonna happen because there's going to be a lot of drinking there's always a lot adjudicate these conventions which which can lead of course the lots of sex which can read it could lead to two Internet superstar is breed. What do you guys -- some of the best combinations of genes that might result."

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" welcome back to my -- My next round exploded onto the Internet superstar anywhere -- in 2004 when a little of him wearing his homemade trump suit with slash dotted. Via Skype from somewhere in grand world here's jay Maynard the Tron guy I."

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" L the first is that no matter how you becomes a -- horror. Or or what she did. There is no -- to this day. You're going if you say this on the Internet that you will be for the rest. Nice things like with the way back who broke through -- Yet he can't do anything that he. Yes I was sitting on tiger yet to choice it's easy to jump off an intern eat there or integrate easier and enjoy -- right. -- reporting accurate. And that I act -- is yours Gary strangle the life out of unfortunately any network because the -- by."

" Still wouldn't you -- at the height of your Internet fame back in 2004 was there was a lot of authentication you know. Did into the drug scene and go home with a different woman every night that sort of thing the."

" Not for me at this because I was Jim as an ordinary before the I've -- trouble understanding why are stars. If people in the entertainment world. Turn to drugs women that that's because. Why your hot everybody totally great person you are or -- and ending in -- wonderful guy. And then when used when you fall off the liberty Asia doing. They know -- let's talk to."

" Well you know I think I have a very good understanding this phenomenon maybe I should give a talk on that draw a little plot is beyond me to go back. But it did so all of you. -- I can say is still Internet superstar but. You know after your website stop receiving all those -- the used to get. It was there an adjustment period you sort of crave the attention once again."

" and mainly because. I'm not completely or I'll never in surely not us. If people. Still coming in ask me to make appearances and talk -- And even now as a mildly your computer it's all. When I go on site it's it's not uncommon at all for people to recognize."

" They record over the an hour in the -- anything the we're in the -- Cook I got one question it's like yeah what's it feel like when you pull on that suit really I -- you feel like stronger -- that you like you might really have some power summit that that give you -- pull lets you aren't some judges get sick of you would just shut that thing out."

" Now -- really tired did it if people. If people want to hit me in it and make an appearance in the past. Ultimate -- on the do you charge everything appearance created it. Generally is its its for profit thing yes well. And usually -- But if not. And tacky helped with expenses are all here. So you're going to -- Americans are who are you most excited to me there besides not. Besides he gets. Actually the one. 480 notes is going to be the so probably. I wrote. But there -- enough people who've been around the Internet and made their own you know sliced the room or treat -- the --"

" I don't -- though it there. And -- going to be bored prevent either if you're gonna be there I cannot wait to see you let RO IL Scott April 20 -- and April 26 at MIT. Jay Maynard you are it is superstar you are body."

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" Hello and welcome to Internet superstar that showed that is that the bottom -- culture -- baby is to a pack of starving coyotes. Time Internet Martin Sargent. Yeah. Good but our -- there goes the rotator cuff it's that good -- I don't know blog about. Knock me down and call we have -- on the shelf so much don't think that ultimately physically -- including get this we have an interview with -- one of the greatest Internet superstar visible signs that. The trunk and again -- the -- guy's going to be."

" Well before we dot -- is that. -- And -- is. -- She say who don't know you don't. Oh wouldn't hook holy (%expletive) I got it back up and got him --"

" We know our mission had them all okay yeah Bob. -- can't point -- gun and would it."

" men in my neighborhood you could with the mandatory meant. Just -- the show -- it's good now were cleared. It's. Just did show well. And -- mentioned several times in the past. Yeah it is my quest now. My life's work to become the Internet superstar but here's the deal. I'm doing it the old fashioned way of doing it with hard work sweat. Shoe leather and commitment to my craft -- as flat so what that the -- all right it's. Oh and think about -- people who are out to take a shortcut Internet super stardom. -- People like this guy from sleeping rich dot com he is sleeping his way to Internet start -- It's an up -- make it a lot. Its entry into his hole and -- what I thought well lever 2000 soap bars while -- up all of 2000 part I think it's got what's worst the worst thing about this guy. Is he succeeding. All he does is training a webcam on himself while he sleeps 23 hours today -- already got like over 300000. Views and it is a donation total upwards of at large. Doesn't thousand dollars -- what a slick. -- Where's -- gotten Davis. But from several jobs that during the 2000 Winter Olympics a bad sore that's going to got me yeah it's Michelle Kwan and Michelle Kwan get -- he got the barrage of that wouldn't you went. Yeah I know what's more sickening that back there that's portrayed bobcat that crap -- its way into the stratosphere. Superstar look at it. This video has gotten close to a million views scampering to what to bobcat use the crap there won't you people. I crap all the time. We anyway it back it's quite it and let it crap and not -- and -- on the back. That's what I view all this -- back under a highway overpass. That's different story that is regardless. Don't even get me started on this next one -- laughing baby this video. It's still in this video has been viewed by over forty million times on YouTube that's like. Every one in North America twice in at least at least right yeah. Yes the -- is dark. So. Sure mostly in my own jokes an alternate very inappropriate times that is what I read that's really -- and yoga class but I left. It hasn't gotten me any closer to Internet superstar. While that -- Makes me -- yeah makes me ill those three superstars who have gotten basically by sleeping. Crappy and lap here I am slain in a way at this show."

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" These sister. Know mom I have a senior bird I would look for him after the show and I hope he's okay. -- Maybe both Bachmann. Shot mr. Perry -- month (%expletive) if you had. I prefer to think of an accident and to a better -- upper it was a nasty little birdie and made it one time. She apparently. Did she thought she thought that our -- get tired just call it -- that -- that -- there -- I would just stop the killing and hate they go ahead and do an interview all right. Mix up a bunch of super famous superstars of -- academics a bigger audience don't -- IP and what do you get. Rob -- time what was surely prove to be one of the greatest inventions of our young millennium. And joining us now via Skype from Auburn University are the organizers -- we'll cut him -- how you doing guys. Hey hello -- so it's about this thing's going to be the greatest moment in my life going you're all hooked up. It's easier it still so is that the goal of this convention is to gather in one place all of the greatest Internet superstar as a means as you call them. It's G."

" It's. All of them are not fit and cold to promote this seemed -- And how we got inspired a little while back I am I rent on the road does XT CE. After awhile is that you really are some debris just absolutely everybody and but yesterday and it's the one group."

" It going to give you that the basic idea I was like. You know -- be terrible idea we -- absent the Internet in real life yeah."

" It really is the terrifying notion likely to help potluck supper somewhere again commend it. If you can't how many confirmed does stars do you have already named some names so yeah."

" Everybody it's basically we got people who -- home star runner oh yeah and -- act and we. Doesn't see CD. And a bunch of others we're we're looking for gutsy right now -- but."

" And yet but he's supposedly can't you you've been trying to track down go to 2 AM to Vermont I killed an Israeli elusive -- can apply those guys. I fall like as it is more posting this and that I can't track the guy got didn't really want that though. Yet he's -- and it's no one's seen that once known I don't know I think before he lives McCain and -- Again if you want I got the bug Rosenberg go to the market -- what would he do what panel would he be gotten. Actually I think he's going to be there upstarts. Like you know addresses and it -- let you know. I don't it does do his thing and brother Mike but -- like -- into. Who -- Ellis opted for you guys are both excited to be personable of all the guys that are that all the guys and girls. And."

" Excited and I aren't done yet dinosaur comics. Like that. I think I'd I'd get him and -- to Dayton Hudson's entities. And from there and I'm just -- late night -- the they're pretty they're pretty consistently. That comic and."

" That's a good to Republican Kimberly was excited to meet. I and I I've heard a lot about cotton and how long time I guy he's so it's just FiOS Ian -- you're lucky we're going to be interviewing drive got a little bit later in the show. I don't let it -- Yeah -- rich or something but you're gonna billions soon enough to know who who -- you guys really really really want to be there who's not gonna cup."

" Well. You know and the guys are total -- and in the end up countless acts. And show up going to look up. --"

" is that -- you become an Internet superstar -- the what you mean I get him yeah. Well we'll throw it in the trunk of my Cadillac will -- that magic question. About Peter Pan guy isn't going to be there. Peter -- now unfortunately. I don't know I guess you thought then read the different -- I can -- euphoria. The -- going to be there. What you -- it was it was it -- was that you with a big with a offended there are just really into you when you ask them to attend."

" I don't mean needs Carla hey Bob Gibson and -- But may actually do make it yet I actually overnight and got out to be just a publicist. And is that his company that represents now that is so really yes -- historic really already eighteen years to get really mad grandes in the men's locker room without yeah. Off put it sometime standoffish."

" Let -- you guys scared to meet any of these people. It's your fault line. I am too I think ever come arm and bring like Clinton ignores them like that -- it's not happen any moment there unstable folks. I think daddy where were any entity at least analysts thank god thank god he's going to roll out there was supposed to be a Harvard University -- of ideas that -- power power was like no this this is way too on -- browser is is there another reason."

" Really nice to -- they're pure and usually accepting him that's crazy idea in the -- how the disease. But I'm quite he had just like it that's. It was more us anything we have so many attendees at this point that I hopped a bus yet."

" And it marked it. It isn't anti briefly hit a level you guys are. Outside this attitude from hopeful and I think the answer this question because he's that you're trying to invite go to C. But is there anyone you're just too frightened to invite to the convention. Yeah I expect it at that is all right we don't want and yet we -- you know the company that makes two girls one out. We haven't heard acts like they're out David. I a lot of government you're tuned -- lead they never got back to -- either so don't feel bad -- is that. I'm assumption that a busy people that the."

" The not love this this is going to be a circus. I know it's gonna be awesome but. Being a Harvard spoke you've also got the very grainy components of this event for example one panel discussion is called. Incubating the mind virus mean infrastructures you -- this -- the -- stuff in this did you. We're -- that sort of thing. Going to be sort of high minded about that you've got some academics are gonna show. On the room and once that that would really sure there and well here's what thing that I'm sure it's gonna happen because there's going to be a lot of drinking there's always a lot adjudicate these conventions which which can lead of course the lots of sex which can read it could lead to two Internet superstar is breed. What do you guys -- some of the best combinations of genes that might result."

" I think yeah. -- you a gutsy."

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" the -- I only go bare backs and -- that yeah. Yankees and the plant it. In order food and drug let's all have a little hello dean we're gonna resident party -- This is -- installment plug Tim Walton. Did I can't gamble aren't -- out loud you. -- Superstars. You are. Work done as much everyone I know what you want to learn more about local gun find out how you can join in on the -- does he go to the site Rockwell kind. Dot board. Can you believe those kids and they're college kids their whole congregation nonetheless. I think that they're doing this of this very title let's spread the average value finally driving around the would drop -- There organizing you can you convention if it. It -- it at -- bump it up the Brooklyn let it. Philippines'. G idea. Anyway. Can't wait that about a hopes the all you guys that is we're doing a live show a drop of god by the -- we are doing a live version of Internet superstar all right just got. We'll talk of the -- guy himself right after this word from our sponsor."

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" welcome back to my -- My next round exploded onto the Internet superstar anywhere -- in 2004 when a little of him wearing his homemade trump suit with slash dotted. Via Skype from somewhere in grand world here's jay Maynard the Tron guy I."

" Doing your priest for every -- pretty well better -- neutrons -- And it's actually off to -- manufacture being it appears the gloves war 14 hours -- at the -- okay."

" Sin and -- babies are old babies --"

" covered that would that would go to that is all it superpowers when you're not wearing the suit though."

" Yeah journey to their regular old computers. Well -- I was very very excited -- aware that you'll be attending our Ellicott. And we're -- until sort of real back up there with him. Early or absentee in person I've -- and back do you want to share a hotel room with the alligator nightmare we can all save some money. --"

" That's a little much especially since there there's a can't worker prudently follow me around slowly. They they take he gets -- bankers."

" Well David if we don't give up -- world is muted try to I get drug video try to run a train on Leslie hall here on sand and look at. The convention you're gonna be giving a talk called surviving Internet payment of like it's that a little introduction you blew up in 2004 you're like the biggest thing on the Internet when his trunk photos the you know. Went out there so wanted to tell us what are a couple of the nuggets of wisdom he'll be dispensing talk."

" L the first is that no matter how you becomes a -- horror. Or or what she did. There is no -- to this day. You're going if you say this on the Internet that you will be for the rest. Nice things like with the way back who broke through -- Yet he can't do anything that he. Yes I was sitting on tiger yet to choice it's easy to jump off an intern eat there or integrate easier and enjoy -- right. -- reporting accurate. And that I act -- is yours Gary strangle the life out of unfortunately any network because the -- by."

" Still wouldn't you -- at the height of your Internet fame back in 2004 was there was a lot of authentication you know. Did into the drug scene and go home with a different woman every night that sort of thing the."

" Not for me at this because I was Jim as an ordinary before the I've -- trouble understanding why are stars. If people in the entertainment world. Turn to drugs women that that's because. Why your hot everybody totally great person you are or -- and ending in -- wonderful guy. And then when used when you fall off the liberty Asia doing. They know -- let's talk to."

" Well you know I think I have a very good understanding this phenomenon maybe I should give a talk on that draw a little plot is beyond me to go back. But it did so all of you. -- I can say is still Internet superstar but. You know after your website stop receiving all those -- the used to get. It was there an adjustment period you sort of crave the attention once again."

" and mainly because. I'm not completely or I'll never in surely not us. If people. Still coming in ask me to make appearances and talk -- And even now as a mildly your computer it's all. When I go on site it's it's not uncommon at all for people to recognize."

" They record over the an hour in the -- anything the we're in the -- Cook I got one question it's like yeah what's it feel like when you pull on that suit really I -- you feel like stronger -- that you like you might really have some power summit that that give you -- pull lets you aren't some judges get sick of you would just shut that thing out."

" Now -- really tired did it if people. If people want to hit me in it and make an appearance in the past. Ultimate -- on the do you charge everything appearance created it. Generally is its its for profit thing yes well. And usually -- But if not. And tacky helped with expenses are all here. So you're going to -- Americans are who are you most excited to me there besides not. Besides he gets. Actually the one. 480 notes is going to be the so probably. I wrote. But there -- enough people who've been around the Internet and made their own you know sliced the room or treat -- the --"

" I don't -- though it there. And -- going to be bored prevent either if you're gonna be there I cannot wait to see you let RO IL Scott April 20 -- and April 26 at MIT. Jay Maynard you are it is superstar you are body."

" Well thank you some -- I wonder how --"

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" Yeah I really like those things are not relive it in your pocket well I I -- to pay more light sockets dot and a -- that he's not gonna vote surprised that shouldn't hold. Yeah the wire a hard thing with it -- competition and meet this -- skaters out that word for blocked shots."

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