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" I love it I'm a bit upset attended treatments I got I came on its way and I ain't -- here yet is now sits. It's lawful. Brothel not waffle about 27 -- in my luggage and I hear about is accomplished while I."

" He's an -- that we are MIT where am IATA you know Harvard is just up the straight and visited me they knew everything that you -- in such hallowed halls of academia isn't a great honor for Russia."

" I did not -- I think -- I can teach -- MIT kids that think you're too about how to do some elect electrical work on a million crippled gardening work in front as building. I -- I -- drag at this place wired up right."

" Well for those of you I was sitting here today who don't know what -- those your home at -- right I've explained -- nine times the right. Well apple got this huge amazing conference here at -- it's super brainy it's super geeky. And it's meant to -- the physical manifestation of the Internet. And what that means is gathered here this week and the brightest stars of online culture that is really the outlets -- to. We're holding up the entire Internet our special guests joining us here. -- who can't aren't we have Leslie halt when they all. The average job was going to be joining me. Have jay -- electron gun gonna be okay. And that -- first. There are many other Internet superstars here -- come and I spent the past few days -- MIT campus trying to hunt them down while many of them when. Green talk to me but we should not only have baby anyway and here is how it -- Yeah."

" So here we are robbed look kinda how are you excited to be here to tell yes definitely yeah who -- you most excited to meet. Read an honorable -- CD yeah. Yeah. You don't know -- Yeah. All the guys it's something -- kind of employers -- are terribly you have for -- to -- that doesn't. Yeah it was the worst part of -- What did you guys have like a favorite thing that's ever been posted something awful something like this makes you. Proud to be -- part of it. -- Our -- These like probably like an easy yeah right yeah he's not the founder residing there like plug -- anybody. You posted as being making fun of these mothers who gave his website about it and children. And it was amazing. Like it was just like they have their little pictures about of the fetuses are yeah is that. -- And you Minnesota just hamburger meat and you go -- yeah. And he's got angry letters from his mother's. About you know there's thing you know how did you date on this page is -- experience -- must. And it was from his mother who had lost like three children and out of okay let's say at least a little prejudices. Like three different incidents like yeah. It is exactly -- Your boys balloonists thanking heaven for your -- out. That is that's I could in the local and something complimented and not. That six it is -- comic book about a dinosaur like like -- it does that put it. And -- it. Not quite -- yeah how would you describe you here here you need. You it's altar boy yeah. And why Clinton was -- everyone -- good idea what is what is your core of it's."

" Yeah it is. Regularly -- it's that it hasn't really it's yeah. That of a Star Wars tendency -- institute a I have to. Yeah that's and that's thousand and I didn't and that's. What she's thinking yeah. -- You heard me she said I'll take any man he had to distance of -- I just didn't get to decide the course achieved some in the season and and yeah. This brilliant. Look out of place. Yeah. And attendance got jaws on the floor when extends the sleeper but it took him. -- the front telescope thanks bitten dame look at got a rookie Adam did you guys hear these and spat on my -- are missing the right. And it opens. Yeah. -- Wednesday."

" You guys behind lol yeah. -- totally. Yes I'm familiar with that on either so Todd McDonald Internet famous port one graduate paper -- what do you think -- this problem yeah. Did not immediately. You sort of reaction. They could not just the digital music it's. -- it's gonna come on guys -- the man himself look good yeah. Anytime on the Internet. Yeah I have been enacted I -- and superstar. You don't know why haven't."

" I -- only drove onto the real reason that we drove gators trucks 3000 miles across the country to be here everyone needs MIT is going to get that warm. Eight track Adam my tape player I -- that thing following him back then marijuana to try to erase all your warrants due -- it's -- why -- we get right into our first friend tonight comes to -- all the -- from Ames Iowa. Please welcome the ravaging Leslie."

" They're gonna give me and I'm tired and the yeah. Thank you aren't having a good job preparing period not a deficit I don't want to start."

" This interview off on the wrong foot but I was up on your website during the research that I always -- before -- people and I thought of something extremely disturbing and it was that your beanie baby collection. It was that you're -- sweater gallery it wasn't even your online merchandise I was happy hideaway. And I guess he was your body out. It was your bottom area read aloud a few lines from your buyout. Yeah I can be done. So is born exile allegedly grew up near the first water tower west of the Mississippi she truly green in the fields looking for a homeless shelter her improve her true. Quote art is breathing in a valley I seek its pain. All my work is speaking in new language that through the sergeant. I. What we wouldn't have looked at it hey David inherently good I have let your."

" I don't it was a dark time obviously. Trauma drama. Lots of confusion. I'm sorry that we may be that in the first time we met I got the wrong by a but am I I was concerned about maybe I was. Somehow involved in your final days of your previous. Farmer. Employment I mean after you know after that there -- the lottery is an offensive -- can't -- I had worked out among them your one of the brightest light in the should thank you very much but you it was very coincidental that after the taping. So until the death threat to me it would and now and maybe there was only -- right I just I didn't want I actually and a Nagin mauling shall. After it was on that show."

" Anywhere is also canceled identified the -- they've got Malone it's that's true that's true I mean I'm sorry I mean that's -- we move out through theater thank you haven't I had graduated presently get back San Francisco yeah look at -- now back to it to the beginning of of this Odyssey how this'll start -- Hollywood -- sweaters and her and subsequently. Through life."

" Well -- sweaters. Besides getting the joy yes confidence in. A lady sparkles on the yes absolutely the popularity to a dancing clubs looking like --"

" Shimmering star bursts like -- you lad speed sound like that. Thank you make me it it -- given jumpsuit just sort of put of the Basil over this thing that we get some jams on this thing like Elvis type deal if you could but I just I -- I don't."

" And now you think now I mean unless you really like an eagle pattern -- an inaudible fighters in north Vietnam. Probably at a store."

" That play guitar wolf Dustin Hoffman in order to pass on the check it out. It's is one of the first gen sweater and you."

" I was in high school about what hurry the day apps a high school dance ends after or. Purchasing at. And the detail the craftsmanship of each individual BI said and why are these pieces being sold at 189 market. Use and abuse and completely appreciated. And that's why -- my website just dedicated to the art and the beauty of these artifacts yeah. I mean honestly -- look at your audience announcing a single person wearing them and yet there -- there as cheap as. T shirts and a local dollar and."

" And Ahmadinejad sweaters and now -- loan is over right word for it. I mean he won't."

" You know yet and yet very interesting now and now I'm actually in museums say my my collections actually preserve in my museum. It's a you know it's more of -- collection and I don't think that -- yes it's at 24 -- are being purchased off eBay. Technically does not -- run right now but it's not my my parents' backyard innings. If you're ever in the neighborhood that we do I come back at Darren or capsule at the radiator is actually on that's -- than do words. We actually don't sell -- you -- parents are hard but. If here in the and we do that it is a new regular museum and I got through the history the the -- learn the history of these jams which actually Elvis I do you think had a little bit to do with. Women wanting to jump themselves his jumpsuits I definitely agree. The use of the I actually don't I do -- do you think that they are significant in the birthing process of these letters I do think that's. The art of the stapling has PM. The the beads are hurt or adhesive -- my -- could do it but that no absolutely absolutely with the belts shoes sneakers or -- I have no way affiliated though they did not actually return my calls. Its engines and we didn't sponsorship you would think from the death I honestly pursued it as if hello I'm -- I'm Marty doing that's why not jump on my bandwagon. But I don't know if they realize what Internet is and it's powers can you know. No -- I think that I did."

" As safe as you can see the seven people here today."

" They're looking this museum it's actually free the media -- museum. I got questions you know. I'm sorry I mean that's right. The -- syndicated dual sweater or Jim's words can't be a cardigan that are different we do have a barrister tantalizing. You don't entertaining in the museum you don't slow you know that he blades. Used to wear Cardigans."

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" And it's very pretty I'm sure you get it. However I have yet we do not accept Christmas holiday sweaters would not -- cardigan or puppy at hates. Sweaters look at what -- shoulder pads is that no absolutely appetite to much a standard we and we tend to repair them sometimes want us falling out we get the museum the restoration wing takes over and really try to hear about it."

" And now you're traveling around the country trying to spread the gospel of jobs what is your hip hop music."

" Yeah I found hip hop to be I I truthfully I didn't know I was a lady -- you know -- it's nothing about I discovered in me to download. And I am actually pretty good at it I thought -- thank you I didn't know stand up."

" I do dance."

" With the with the movies I've been refuted shows let me tell you there's sublime -- yeah well you're familiar baritone Leo. That you sell displays is out of people show up wearing jams words and that's Chris. You give the -- the."

" You name them. Put that Jones what is today. This what is now he river doves. Now here wherever the gap. -- can and."

" Yet this is a really pretty piece is actually donation on my last war. East coast someone brought it to me I mean they're they're always have those have tears in their eyes. And they look at me and they just say am I want to give you this. I am not a proper home for it take -- the museum and let someone let someone else treasurer at. And them is that -- no words just -- you have yeah away in a way sometimes they get really serious but I know what they're feeling heavier but performance someone at this -- I was there yes cut out of captivity I I haven't got in the eyes yet but I do say you know please -- that is inappropriate behavior."

" I'd like after the show Tony -- couple points back and arms it's Jim bridal. Let them."

" I think using a lot more jams absolutely if champions stand or would like yeah."

" Yeah I am proud animals and they deserved to put that town and I found beautiful you've heard -- And do it right."

" There's absolutely no no don't use adhesives and blues. You wanna help with the death myself I -- glued on -- your mother sounds like she seems to be a wonderful woman she's in jail but."

" I I those -- that you haven't European tour coming up is that right yes yes what you think --"

" Just this is good faith religion. Deer hunt for an attack toward south just a few days but found. They are mad people actually there are a little crazier than America has and their very enthusiastic. Kindness. Like nobody's bloodied and this yeah all right let's face it they have like so things happened backstage right well the political right in front of -- usually -- act. Knowing front of the stage they're willing this kitten Nadia and as long ago only European tour with you I don't."

" You know Rob --"

" Yeah superstars really change this -- like the government's absolutely absolutely I if I sometimes I go to grocery store and I'm wearing like a teacher myself. And -- say hey nice teacher I'll say you have an Internet celebrity and so there's an exchange -- they know what that means that they have the Iowa while not really but I see you know sometimes they haven't yet that's my favorite -- thank you very -- they -- seventy and in suits only covered in Janice my mom aunt yeah my mom's so -- and then start jams and Margaret is Jesse."

" Nice to see down banners and she was she just a beautiful thing to behold she does she blew herself up front of cigarette from her oxygen to."

" Let's talk. About not. Yeah. I know visitors of course and a new website. Golf midwest diva which is as yet unfinished is that there's this picture view there is -- sort of staring and staring at the hackers searching has surgeon. What what are you searching for and what effect that are you what --"

" I'm really glad you asked obviously music at candle -- obviously the photo galleries the artist bios I've got it. His next project I'm I'm looking to do is television I think I've got the voice. And the fragrance that can withhold its own yet. Out of that I am working on them for pilots right now man scripts. Trying to get some stuff developed and I think I could be the next list with right -- for midwestern values. Where. Agencies' media."

" Wool. -- the I've got a question if not I guess I'm not quite there yet okay. But out of public acts that you have -- well I just thought Andy -- a homegrown thing. We start -- But maybe you know audio cleaning ABC executive -- we're getting better or -- an online television into the meat sort of the street the --"

" Unless you. Not since you. You're you're known as the gyms where what good is -- lot of pressure on you know Metallica. That is -- sitting go to the supermarket you're just weren't like Stevie -- teacher like of maybe your rover summit if if somebody sees you and in icu and had not. Don't they always expect you to have on the big garbage."

" Why I think yeah I think there's a lot of pressure I feel the same thing that Britney Spears does reserve if she just walking to the gym or going to get talk about right up there isn't need to always -- your her extra high here. There is always that needs to be wearing this Chinese to the jams about one only has a few jams. You know she should if she's a mother and she should be wearing more exact a definite feel that pressure all the time. But I I absorbent. And I and I dance -- a way around them on the streets you just let it loose like that yet I have to I have to it's it's it's a tough game this player haters and."

" I think that gently back up dancers."

" Well are they hop isn't such a pleasure having you here look good is gonna yeah yeah that's -- so let me tell you are in fact in Internet."

" I'm not going okay."

" I'll. Be right back where Denny Blair is the average home board and word from our sponsor."

" What would you do if you're pregnant man. Build a website about it of course. You can do it goes daddy -- Just at the promo codes are bought their life savings. Did they does that guy do not give up -- arcade. Feel that. Rich yourself Internet superstar goes --"

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" Back to my -- my next brother was launched into the stratosphere Internet super stardom when his demo video found its way onto YouTube related millions of fans let's take a look at that it."

" And yeah Big Apple rapper that. I don't have still not great history that you can't -- Not. Not call him. What's the problem I don't rapper was quite at home. War -- right. Not. Project. Definitely impacted my that you -- my head about what I -- not. More with Phil Burton -- and I don't have a daddy that they blew it happens as part of every day. On Google local people here. --"

" I don't brother is okay had -- Internet superstar and -- think you're happy. So back in 1991 the -- really there was it is that you love you're not -- on every door you -- trying to get your demo tape there. That didn't really work out too well when I was a teenager may actually that a little bit before 91 I was down. I had a boom box and -- listen hip hop music but there weren't really any white people making it so I decided. How to make this video on average home -- now. Put -- record on my out cassette in my boom box got a keyboard. Microphone. Wrote the -- average homeboy and and I there's just went through what time would that. And aside this had to adopt a record companies and down. Back benefit this this particular video that turn into a viral video average home where it has sent that to and TV. Warner Bros. in capitol records and in this had a box for roughly eighteen years there's 1718 years and somebody pull it out anonymously posted on YouTube. That's our reserves you know I sent packing that you want. Because the calendar calendar Sanders says backing. I was one of the best copies. I don't know. That's how much of a scholar I haven't you -- going -- I -- you think you might notice those things so -- our point all these years that passage you're pretty much given up on your dream of being. Famous -- I I never stop making music and backed out when I sent it out to capitol records they sent me. A back letters and nice jobs creative want to come up with more stuff. So I can't make you more songs more songs and -- website which is Danny blaze dot com. And you can email me from there and so one day got a couple -- and it's funny did and then all of a sudden it just as of massive flow of a thousand you know another -- up 5000 email what was your reaction that he found out this thing at least certain it's and you could become this huge. Cultural life I was surprised because I didn't post."

" It and hand down. That person who anonymously post today he sent me a link to the video link in the first how to put on -- at 300000 hits and it was like 300000 already. And and I just. I want to figure out -- who posted how they got it because to be honest. I knew what I always said that the Warner Bros. capitol and on and TV stars like it had to be somebody from one of those places and it was a surprise. But it was nice to finally get my my chaos stuff out there it's kind of ironic because when I made the video I did the introduction of average home was sitting there on the stolen their microphones saying. You know we're not so they now are raping and this is what I'm trying to market have a white guy from the suburbs you know just my little spiel. It's trying to appeal the record companies but. At the time I made the video there wasn't an Internet there wasn't CD's there -- dvds. On but. Who knew eighteen years later there would be an Internet and instead -- talking to the record companies not just the record companies but you get to talk to the whole world so it shows how powerful the -- is that not only -- My -- lost to New York and LA. But the whole world got this in my demo and and it's it's a good experience has really changed -- people view that video. I don't know like one point tallied a bit like twenty million are suddenly got tired I had the original postings shut down because the anonymous poster I would upload or would not come forward and -- We -- some inquiries from people want to do interviews with me. And he wouldn't have a part of it started a website itself obvious by name and and my picture on and everything I bet that he wanted to remain anonymous so why I ended up having to pull those."

" Good for your daddy goodness and you Leslie at all here actually collaborated odds of a hip hop right yes yes. -- doesn't like Cadillac plug in front of her for a 11211 deal white rapper from Iowa. -- Clark is in our our video our futures country hand he also wrapped an RC and he's a great."

" Guy and another interesting story her brother highland was out LA and he came across my video auto rental store. And yeah I didn't even I was in the in the stores and he came across it told his brother it. About New York about about me we connected and we and that -- collaborate around the time that the video went viral. And out right after that and we did this our future country video together."

" Yes yes there was a lot of fun of a lot of fun to get together and really express my love and appreciation for what he's doing the way back -- so you're you're a fan of his work before. Yeah yes and my Brothers actually shot to me and dance I knew you know there if someone just like me obviously we are midwest and it's a tough game you know we're not -- when -- learn --"

" Well other a lot of white rappers in the midwest that we don't know about what I think there are now -- the time I made average -- there war and in fact there weren't people making videos back and there weren't palm quarters -- or digital cameras and made it would TV equipment. I used to ride to school -- to my dad's TV studio and I learned how to write TV cameras to back and you are you cameras are gigantic get a cable running into. I'll VCR that you carried around with -- the batteries -- that side of the car battery -- big old dinosaur equipment and you had to spend a lot of time in."

" Now what that digital age you have nonlinear editing and you can just if you make an Eddie can undo orders wide video over have multiple layers. The act and the videotape I put it out with a three quarter inch tape they were about that wide and about that fat. And you had had a suitcase just Decatur and you tapes they were so big and -- put a lot of time into that and but. You know they're they're probably are a lot more white rappers now what we did my thing with record companies is. If you're a white rapper and you make a song and aren't album and you senate to a record label."

" Warner Bros. capitol it goes to the urban department. So they kinda don't understand what -- coming to Toronto he should be going to this suburban departments -- guys you know. I filled -- you know middle America can relate you know the biggest part of this country's middle class people. And our middle class guy and right now record companies they want you to have -- come across everybody's ghetto -- stuff. And got out harder urban urban core and it -- a white guys -- you know we. He you know he's gotta be -- he's got a big games he's got speak which -- negatives."

" Going you're tough stuff like that that you're -- why it you know on the I'm not looking -- I -- defend myself but -- just."

" But I oh yeah I got in this 96. Staten I don't you know not to me like I said I I don't think it's about the blink blink for me it's just about average public about it in the middle class guy having fun they're cute."

" my fruit loops last time I got blaze and in a -- open. Underneath the breakfast bars -- wait a minute -- don't -- that that they got laid flat out."

" And that's what's it mean to be blazed ladies and there's a lot of meetings on the number one experience of you just outplayed me you just found out about average home voice video or you just found out about any blaze. But it you can be playing basketball he had three pointer over somebody you discount blaze. Army could be. You know somebody doesn't like being an end and and the fact that you know I'm I'm getting success. They got blaze but basically just the fact you know you found out about anybody the average homeway a guy they grew up in Lewis fellow Ohio home. Small suburb of -- which is suburb of Akron which is suburb of Cleveland. And middle America and when I made the video if you screamed as far you could united nobody here we were whatever but now thanks to the Internet is going all over the world and and people -- aboriginal way."

" And a black does not really -- and -- Iraq. Well yeah it does also indebted."

" found a concert every evident iPhone and and I don't get dropped -- and cap off my -- family anytime minute he was. You're you're -- yeah hang out."

" before us I think there is there's a big loser of apprehension. I hadn't seen you since. Anyway many -- did the demo video -- yeah going to bring out a Casio keyboard exactly playing on the -- did -- new book and that's exactly but I think that's the appeal of -- because it's like a time capsule that time period. You know. I would know -- are are timeless stuff and how the little disappointed that you -- the odds are anyone and they did abnormalities the actually can blow it can remember -- that if anybody wants do you."

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" Actually the next video market on its not called dance like Danny. So hopefully you'll see in -- negative going to have been proven and hope clear a lot of people out there be dancing like -- nice."

" Hit you do all of -- popularity. Does that detract from this last night I think they really can't have you know the -- your message -- you're -- you're not going for popularity -- you're just trying to be you right that's that's."

" big model is not the one thing he'd be better than anybody else to be yourself if you try to act or sound like somebody else the best you can be a second best self. I try to be myself and I just have fun and and and make my music can get it out there well we're very fortunate to have two fantastic hip hop artist -- tonight. Is there any way we -- sort of have a a rap battle between you guys have midwest white rap they thought they."

" Don't and hey -- you know to Obama had any doubt about it like."

" My heart let me -- is battling I get -- on time because being our Jo white is always tough guys that want to."

" Already you know -- you know fight yacht hit the outcome beat you up and stuff like that but for me it's not tearing down and I'm about building out so. She's definitely not a good friend and I don't want to battle or. Oh yeah did you guys think when you first realize you wanted to -- here. You know I I just like to be a leader and -- for -- to express my point of view."

" And I I don't us saying I'm a terrible singer -- I have sisters and they said you can't sing worth anything so I know that rap was talking ever music."

" If you hear people like that's very safe for example Bismarck yet don't have anything against them but like his old baby you got what I need it purposely out key. But he gets his point across I guess speaking and anybody communications. You know -- any kind of communication skills can speak over over a beat. And get their point across so you've got a niche my and it was that. My track coach were in junior high school used to call me blazing -- dominant Denny Hazen."

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" For my speed around -- track as -- they went on an Iraq that's Monday at some emblazoned Hayes himself a eventually dropped from Bennie blades and is just the denigrate because it's such a long name for marketing but out."

" My -- was blazing nation it was going to be the offices have iced tea ice."

" Q what is this console -- gates I'm gonna be opposite -- is called being on the hot which is it turns out the blaze and hazing."

" I would -- imagine -- you are Internet superstar. Your copy editor Bennie blades dot com right on our right. Let's figure -- is coming up we're deducted Jane admitted to the drive died right after this word from our sponsor Iran yeah."

" The way they're sport -- here. I'll give -- a little straight -- did you know that drivers at night young males and teens are among those least likely to buckle up and at greatest risk. I didn't know that but now I -- and now you need to. So the next alligator pulled up to a stoplight has struck an AC. Of one get out I'm gonna pull you got your -- you lesson they'll never forget I'm gonna wear you out. So better just buckle up it's simple buckle your seat belt if you don't you're probably not at least get a ticket. Click it or take it."

" The concert crackdown on seatbelt violation. Don't go up there."

" Even if superstar of the highest order after a picture of him at the 2000 and board picking what god got Slashdot readers that picture right now here yeah -- weird but true and guy. How well I it is I've interviewed you before this year's time person I'm breathless. Well thank you breath. Yeah he he's followed over KG will get you lost your breath you're not only open issues. A step. Again. Obviously the darling of rubble economy how how did you ever like been able to take two steps the whole time that there without having posed for a picture. Do an interview. And I've been little --"

" Top ten steps that being in your view but. I edited I had pictures taking in between bites of pizza lunch today."

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" how many pictures you think -- that in his weekend."

" How many people are here. Take that number double it and you might get close your regular they have photos of me. At that could take two initially thought classic -- that hey your mouth wide -- that it -- fresh for my interview with you that this. I however don't but it easy. I think it's like nine at the moment and got this camera crew -- from current TV fog all around it and that's -- and because they yeah. But they've got a real good job of staying out the way in and letting me do my thing around here. So I've been real pleased with that let's put it -- documentation did and I'm really looking forward to seeing when it comes up."

" You know I think they -- a photo that think maybe iconic photo from rubble that was going to be the one of you hugging Firefox."

" I I saw that I really liked yeah I didn't."

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" Did an audio plug right now it is nothing like that yeah -- and ice sheet of stickers -- I you're you're not a lecture last night it very well packet is called surviving Internet fame. What does it take away message from surviving. Hokies survived that they."

" Basically those that take away message is that when you went Internet site hits you and it's not when you become famous it really great is that -- she."

" The only thing you can do you can't hide from you can't run away from it it will not go away no matter what you gazing --"

" Can you purposefully become an Internet superstar in the southern has to happen without your your agents here."

" I'm not aware of anybody that's set out to become an Internet superstar in succeed they I guess -- hey well I would not that fast. The the Internet and the people on her very very good at detecting phonies and -- shooters that. And and as of believers for okay."

" It but if they detected. They'll rejected immediately. And so it if you if you try you're going to produce that and you're gonna fail."

" I mean this is you this -- that was me out wake up after potted meat Allah. If just the one and it's really beginning to show its age you have done that -- likely to know I hand washes that's probably good because I don't see this new faces -- you. They're the folks were aloof generally there there's an article on the newspaper there are visiting Minnesota. Yet Fairmont Minnesota it compared to Fairmont -- big city."

" But they they really don't you know I've appeared in Fairmont a couple of times and it but I don't think they're rolling out."

" The regular rest -- stuff like that for Iraq and if I -- if -- real careful about where war again."

" Hey if you when you put on Saddam cares about this do you do you feel like to give you an actor that mean I got this like. -- on camera hundreds of hours sometimes I think it makes me invisible dud because my parole officer Greg our she's ever that treatment. If you're -- that does that make you feel like you."

" You extra power something not generally calm what I what I wear it I know that I'm conspicuous. Walking down the street. Back to the hotel yesterday after the con. People were stopping and honking and waving and you know the of course the closures -- better not right. But beyond that. Outside of just being in space is no not do it you'll have better way here in the Syria -- I've had a lot of fun while while wearing it. Really handsome experiences like could you gotten any other way that I wanna I think it shake that -- I gotta get undressed. Well I lived there and lose the right here. Yeah -- you don't know why I haven't -- two hating nation get myself in and out of that about myself and it it took some practice."

" It never like yeah I can't think who that repetitive though there's little thing and got help on -- talent and the other -- on the whole on now. Yeah yeah yeah. I can't be careful about what I do now imagine like -- millions you read this flashing LE the year it's unlikely that these poor work without you really get out. They're."

" Yeah how well do -- a lot of people know I mean you -- younger people that don't know what -- is. Yeah. I mean panel for a thousand dollar when it came out but -- that nobody in this room -- can say that except for Danny's father outside of me. I right now there was. I don't know you worry and don't lady Kate here -- room. Damn near close as they racked up from here an adult at twelve -- well that's. So. The yeah they're like yeah. Point six years to get married tries. Apparatus it came out -- you cannot point six years ago and there are more than a few people in this room who weren't born yet. It yet so sometimes I have to explain not only that this is despite costing from the movie. But also what the movie is what was about. You -- and then I have to explain what mainframe computer as well yeah yeah. They did it trying to remake recently that. But the thing of the is that people who did like the two minute movie in the -- video card I saw -- that was fantastic. They put. They put a lot of work in -- into getting that done I was really impressed by."

" And it not only did to -- and Leslie do a video together we knew it was a -- video together right."

" I got to prove just how much of a singer and dancer I am not."

" It's not my time it's. Johnson accumulation. There are great work together shows that the group."

" That video they coached me through every step of the way not a dancer -- get a big remark about people are here for."

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" I did not -- I think -- I can teach -- MIT kids that think you're too about how to do some elect electrical work on a million crippled gardening work in front as building. I -- I -- drag at this place wired up right."

" Well for those of you I was sitting here today who don't know what -- those your home at -- right I've explained -- nine times the right. Well apple got this huge amazing conference here at -- it's super brainy it's super geeky. And it's meant to -- the physical manifestation of the Internet. And what that means is gathered here this week and the brightest stars of online culture that is really the outlets -- to. We're holding up the entire Internet our special guests joining us here. -- who can't aren't we have Leslie halt when they all. The average job was going to be joining me. Have jay -- electron gun gonna be okay. And that -- first. There are many other Internet superstars here -- come and I spent the past few days -- MIT campus trying to hunt them down while many of them when. Green talk to me but we should not only have baby anyway and here is how it -- Yeah."

" So here we are robbed look kinda how are you excited to be here to tell yes definitely yeah who -- you most excited to meet. Read an honorable -- CD yeah. Yeah. You don't know -- Yeah. All the guys it's something -- kind of employers -- are terribly you have for -- to -- that doesn't. Yeah it was the worst part of -- What did you guys have like a favorite thing that's ever been posted something awful something like this makes you. Proud to be -- part of it. -- Our -- These like probably like an easy yeah right yeah he's not the founder residing there like plug -- anybody. You posted as being making fun of these mothers who gave his website about it and children. And it was amazing. Like it was just like they have their little pictures about of the fetuses are yeah is that. -- And you Minnesota just hamburger meat and you go -- yeah. And he's got angry letters from his mother's. About you know there's thing you know how did you date on this page is -- experience -- must. And it was from his mother who had lost like three children and out of okay let's say at least a little prejudices. Like three different incidents like yeah. It is exactly -- Your boys balloonists thanking heaven for your -- out. That is that's I could in the local and something complimented and not. That six it is -- comic book about a dinosaur like like -- it does that put it. And -- it. Not quite -- yeah how would you describe you here here you need. You it's altar boy yeah. And why Clinton was -- everyone -- good idea what is what is your core of it's."

" Yeah it is. Regularly -- it's that it hasn't really it's yeah. That of a Star Wars tendency -- institute a I have to. Yeah that's and that's thousand and I didn't and that's. What she's thinking yeah. -- You heard me she said I'll take any man he had to distance of -- I just didn't get to decide the course achieved some in the season and and yeah. This brilliant. Look out of place. Yeah. And attendance got jaws on the floor when extends the sleeper but it took him. -- the front telescope thanks bitten dame look at got a rookie Adam did you guys hear these and spat on my -- are missing the right. And it opens. Yeah. -- Wednesday."

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" I -- only drove onto the real reason that we drove gators trucks 3000 miles across the country to be here everyone needs MIT is going to get that warm. Eight track Adam my tape player I -- that thing following him back then marijuana to try to erase all your warrants due -- it's -- why -- we get right into our first friend tonight comes to -- all the -- from Ames Iowa. Please welcome the ravaging Leslie."

" They're gonna give me and I'm tired and the yeah. Thank you aren't having a good job preparing period not a deficit I don't want to start."

" This interview off on the wrong foot but I was up on your website during the research that I always -- before -- people and I thought of something extremely disturbing and it was that your beanie baby collection. It was that you're -- sweater gallery it wasn't even your online merchandise I was happy hideaway. And I guess he was your body out. It was your bottom area read aloud a few lines from your buyout. Yeah I can be done. So is born exile allegedly grew up near the first water tower west of the Mississippi she truly green in the fields looking for a homeless shelter her improve her true. Quote art is breathing in a valley I seek its pain. All my work is speaking in new language that through the sergeant. I. What we wouldn't have looked at it hey David inherently good I have let your."

" I don't it was a dark time obviously. Trauma drama. Lots of confusion. I'm sorry that we may be that in the first time we met I got the wrong by a but am I I was concerned about maybe I was. Somehow involved in your final days of your previous. Farmer. Employment I mean after you know after that there -- the lottery is an offensive -- can't -- I had worked out among them your one of the brightest light in the should thank you very much but you it was very coincidental that after the taping. So until the death threat to me it would and now and maybe there was only -- right I just I didn't want I actually and a Nagin mauling shall. After it was on that show."

" Anywhere is also canceled identified the -- they've got Malone it's that's true that's true I mean I'm sorry I mean that's -- we move out through theater thank you haven't I had graduated presently get back San Francisco yeah look at -- now back to it to the beginning of of this Odyssey how this'll start -- Hollywood -- sweaters and her and subsequently. Through life."

" Well -- sweaters. Besides getting the joy yes confidence in. A lady sparkles on the yes absolutely the popularity to a dancing clubs looking like --"

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" And now you think now I mean unless you really like an eagle pattern -- an inaudible fighters in north Vietnam. Probably at a store."

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" I was in high school about what hurry the day apps a high school dance ends after or. Purchasing at. And the detail the craftsmanship of each individual BI said and why are these pieces being sold at 189 market. Use and abuse and completely appreciated. And that's why -- my website just dedicated to the art and the beauty of these artifacts yeah. I mean honestly -- look at your audience announcing a single person wearing them and yet there -- there as cheap as. T shirts and a local dollar and."

" And Ahmadinejad sweaters and now -- loan is over right word for it. I mean he won't."

" You know yet and yet very interesting now and now I'm actually in museums say my my collections actually preserve in my museum. It's a you know it's more of -- collection and I don't think that -- yes it's at 24 -- are being purchased off eBay. Technically does not -- run right now but it's not my my parents' backyard innings. If you're ever in the neighborhood that we do I come back at Darren or capsule at the radiator is actually on that's -- than do words. We actually don't sell -- you -- parents are hard but. If here in the and we do that it is a new regular museum and I got through the history the the -- learn the history of these jams which actually Elvis I do you think had a little bit to do with. Women wanting to jump themselves his jumpsuits I definitely agree. The use of the I actually don't I do -- do you think that they are significant in the birthing process of these letters I do think that's. The art of the stapling has PM. The the beads are hurt or adhesive -- my -- could do it but that no absolutely absolutely with the belts shoes sneakers or -- I have no way affiliated though they did not actually return my calls. Its engines and we didn't sponsorship you would think from the death I honestly pursued it as if hello I'm -- I'm Marty doing that's why not jump on my bandwagon. But I don't know if they realize what Internet is and it's powers can you know. No -- I think that I did."

" As safe as you can see the seven people here today."

" They're looking this museum it's actually free the media -- museum. I got questions you know. I'm sorry I mean that's right. The -- syndicated dual sweater or Jim's words can't be a cardigan that are different we do have a barrister tantalizing. You don't entertaining in the museum you don't slow you know that he blades. Used to wear Cardigans."

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" And it's very pretty I'm sure you get it. However I have yet we do not accept Christmas holiday sweaters would not -- cardigan or puppy at hates. Sweaters look at what -- shoulder pads is that no absolutely appetite to much a standard we and we tend to repair them sometimes want us falling out we get the museum the restoration wing takes over and really try to hear about it."

" And now you're traveling around the country trying to spread the gospel of jobs what is your hip hop music."

" Yeah I found hip hop to be I I truthfully I didn't know I was a lady -- you know -- it's nothing about I discovered in me to download. And I am actually pretty good at it I thought -- thank you I didn't know stand up."

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" With the with the movies I've been refuted shows let me tell you there's sublime -- yeah well you're familiar baritone Leo. That you sell displays is out of people show up wearing jams words and that's Chris. You give the -- the."

" You name them. Put that Jones what is today. This what is now he river doves. Now here wherever the gap. -- can and."

" Yet this is a really pretty piece is actually donation on my last war. East coast someone brought it to me I mean they're they're always have those have tears in their eyes. And they look at me and they just say am I want to give you this. I am not a proper home for it take -- the museum and let someone let someone else treasurer at. And them is that -- no words just -- you have yeah away in a way sometimes they get really serious but I know what they're feeling heavier but performance someone at this -- I was there yes cut out of captivity I I haven't got in the eyes yet but I do say you know please -- that is inappropriate behavior."

" I'd like after the show Tony -- couple points back and arms it's Jim bridal. Let them."

" I think using a lot more jams absolutely if champions stand or would like yeah."

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" Yeah superstars really change this -- like the government's absolutely absolutely I if I sometimes I go to grocery store and I'm wearing like a teacher myself. And -- say hey nice teacher I'll say you have an Internet celebrity and so there's an exchange -- they know what that means that they have the Iowa while not really but I see you know sometimes they haven't yet that's my favorite -- thank you very -- they -- seventy and in suits only covered in Janice my mom aunt yeah my mom's so -- and then start jams and Margaret is Jesse."

" Nice to see down banners and she was she just a beautiful thing to behold she does she blew herself up front of cigarette from her oxygen to."

" Let's talk. About not. Yeah. I know visitors of course and a new website. Golf midwest diva which is as yet unfinished is that there's this picture view there is -- sort of staring and staring at the hackers searching has surgeon. What what are you searching for and what effect that are you what --"

" I'm really glad you asked obviously music at candle -- obviously the photo galleries the artist bios I've got it. His next project I'm I'm looking to do is television I think I've got the voice. And the fragrance that can withhold its own yet. Out of that I am working on them for pilots right now man scripts. Trying to get some stuff developed and I think I could be the next list with right -- for midwestern values. Where. Agencies' media."

" Wool. -- the I've got a question if not I guess I'm not quite there yet okay. But out of public acts that you have -- well I just thought Andy -- a homegrown thing. We start -- But maybe you know audio cleaning ABC executive -- we're getting better or -- an online television into the meat sort of the street the --"

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" Why I think yeah I think there's a lot of pressure I feel the same thing that Britney Spears does reserve if she just walking to the gym or going to get talk about right up there isn't need to always -- your her extra high here. There is always that needs to be wearing this Chinese to the jams about one only has a few jams. You know she should if she's a mother and she should be wearing more exact a definite feel that pressure all the time. But I I absorbent. And I and I dance -- a way around them on the streets you just let it loose like that yet I have to I have to it's it's it's a tough game this player haters and."

" I think that gently back up dancers."

" Well are they hop isn't such a pleasure having you here look good is gonna yeah yeah that's -- so let me tell you are in fact in Internet."

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" I'll. Be right back where Denny Blair is the average home board and word from our sponsor."

" What would you do if you're pregnant man. Build a website about it of course. You can do it goes daddy -- Just at the promo codes are bought their life savings. Did they does that guy do not give up -- arcade. Feel that. Rich yourself Internet superstar goes --"

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" Back to my -- my next brother was launched into the stratosphere Internet super stardom when his demo video found its way onto YouTube related millions of fans let's take a look at that it."

" And yeah Big Apple rapper that. I don't have still not great history that you can't -- Not. Not call him. What's the problem I don't rapper was quite at home. War -- right. Not. Project. Definitely impacted my that you -- my head about what I -- not. More with Phil Burton -- and I don't have a daddy that they blew it happens as part of every day. On Google local people here. --"

" I don't brother is okay had -- Internet superstar and -- think you're happy. So back in 1991 the -- really there was it is that you love you're not -- on every door you -- trying to get your demo tape there. That didn't really work out too well when I was a teenager may actually that a little bit before 91 I was down. I had a boom box and -- listen hip hop music but there weren't really any white people making it so I decided. How to make this video on average home -- now. Put -- record on my out cassette in my boom box got a keyboard. Microphone. Wrote the -- average homeboy and and I there's just went through what time would that. And aside this had to adopt a record companies and down. Back benefit this this particular video that turn into a viral video average home where it has sent that to and TV. Warner Bros. in capitol records and in this had a box for roughly eighteen years there's 1718 years and somebody pull it out anonymously posted on YouTube. That's our reserves you know I sent packing that you want. Because the calendar calendar Sanders says backing. I was one of the best copies. I don't know. That's how much of a scholar I haven't you -- going -- I -- you think you might notice those things so -- our point all these years that passage you're pretty much given up on your dream of being. Famous -- I I never stop making music and backed out when I sent it out to capitol records they sent me. A back letters and nice jobs creative want to come up with more stuff. So I can't make you more songs more songs and -- website which is Danny blaze dot com. And you can email me from there and so one day got a couple -- and it's funny did and then all of a sudden it just as of massive flow of a thousand you know another -- up 5000 email what was your reaction that he found out this thing at least certain it's and you could become this huge. Cultural life I was surprised because I didn't post."

" It and hand down. That person who anonymously post today he sent me a link to the video link in the first how to put on -- at 300000 hits and it was like 300000 already. And and I just. I want to figure out -- who posted how they got it because to be honest. I knew what I always said that the Warner Bros. capitol and on and TV stars like it had to be somebody from one of those places and it was a surprise. But it was nice to finally get my my chaos stuff out there it's kind of ironic because when I made the video I did the introduction of average home was sitting there on the stolen their microphones saying. You know we're not so they now are raping and this is what I'm trying to market have a white guy from the suburbs you know just my little spiel. It's trying to appeal the record companies but. At the time I made the video there wasn't an Internet there wasn't CD's there -- dvds. On but. Who knew eighteen years later there would be an Internet and instead -- talking to the record companies not just the record companies but you get to talk to the whole world so it shows how powerful the -- is that not only -- My -- lost to New York and LA. But the whole world got this in my demo and and it's it's a good experience has really changed -- people view that video. I don't know like one point tallied a bit like twenty million are suddenly got tired I had the original postings shut down because the anonymous poster I would upload or would not come forward and -- We -- some inquiries from people want to do interviews with me. And he wouldn't have a part of it started a website itself obvious by name and and my picture on and everything I bet that he wanted to remain anonymous so why I ended up having to pull those."

" Good for your daddy goodness and you Leslie at all here actually collaborated odds of a hip hop right yes yes. -- doesn't like Cadillac plug in front of her for a 11211 deal white rapper from Iowa. -- Clark is in our our video our futures country hand he also wrapped an RC and he's a great."

" Guy and another interesting story her brother highland was out LA and he came across my video auto rental store. And yeah I didn't even I was in the in the stores and he came across it told his brother it. About New York about about me we connected and we and that -- collaborate around the time that the video went viral. And out right after that and we did this our future country video together."

" Yes yes there was a lot of fun of a lot of fun to get together and really express my love and appreciation for what he's doing the way back -- so you're you're a fan of his work before. Yeah yes and my Brothers actually shot to me and dance I knew you know there if someone just like me obviously we are midwest and it's a tough game you know we're not -- when -- learn --"

" Well other a lot of white rappers in the midwest that we don't know about what I think there are now -- the time I made average -- there war and in fact there weren't people making videos back and there weren't palm quarters -- or digital cameras and made it would TV equipment. I used to ride to school -- to my dad's TV studio and I learned how to write TV cameras to back and you are you cameras are gigantic get a cable running into. I'll VCR that you carried around with -- the batteries -- that side of the car battery -- big old dinosaur equipment and you had to spend a lot of time in."

" Now what that digital age you have nonlinear editing and you can just if you make an Eddie can undo orders wide video over have multiple layers. The act and the videotape I put it out with a three quarter inch tape they were about that wide and about that fat. And you had had a suitcase just Decatur and you tapes they were so big and -- put a lot of time into that and but. You know they're they're probably are a lot more white rappers now what we did my thing with record companies is. If you're a white rapper and you make a song and aren't album and you senate to a record label."

" Warner Bros. capitol it goes to the urban department. So they kinda don't understand what -- coming to Toronto he should be going to this suburban departments -- guys you know. I filled -- you know middle America can relate you know the biggest part of this country's middle class people. And our middle class guy and right now record companies they want you to have -- come across everybody's ghetto -- stuff. And got out harder urban urban core and it -- a white guys -- you know we. He you know he's gotta be -- he's got a big games he's got speak which -- negatives."

" Going you're tough stuff like that that you're -- why it you know on the I'm not looking -- I -- defend myself but -- just."

" But I oh yeah I got in this 96. Staten I don't you know not to me like I said I I don't think it's about the blink blink for me it's just about average public about it in the middle class guy having fun they're cute."

" my fruit loops last time I got blaze and in a -- open. Underneath the breakfast bars -- wait a minute -- don't -- that that they got laid flat out."

" And that's what's it mean to be blazed ladies and there's a lot of meetings on the number one experience of you just outplayed me you just found out about average home voice video or you just found out about any blaze. But it you can be playing basketball he had three pointer over somebody you discount blaze. Army could be. You know somebody doesn't like being an end and and the fact that you know I'm I'm getting success. They got blaze but basically just the fact you know you found out about anybody the average homeway a guy they grew up in Lewis fellow Ohio home. Small suburb of -- which is suburb of Akron which is suburb of Cleveland. And middle America and when I made the video if you screamed as far you could united nobody here we were whatever but now thanks to the Internet is going all over the world and and people -- aboriginal way."

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" Actually the next video market on its not called dance like Danny. So hopefully you'll see in -- negative going to have been proven and hope clear a lot of people out there be dancing like -- nice."

" Hit you do all of -- popularity. Does that detract from this last night I think they really can't have you know the -- your message -- you're -- you're not going for popularity -- you're just trying to be you right that's that's."

" big model is not the one thing he'd be better than anybody else to be yourself if you try to act or sound like somebody else the best you can be a second best self. I try to be myself and I just have fun and and and make my music can get it out there well we're very fortunate to have two fantastic hip hop artist -- tonight. Is there any way we -- sort of have a a rap battle between you guys have midwest white rap they thought they."

" Don't and hey -- you know to Obama had any doubt about it like."

" My heart let me -- is battling I get -- on time because being our Jo white is always tough guys that want to."

" Already you know -- you know fight yacht hit the outcome beat you up and stuff like that but for me it's not tearing down and I'm about building out so. She's definitely not a good friend and I don't want to battle or. Oh yeah did you guys think when you first realize you wanted to -- here. You know I I just like to be a leader and -- for -- to express my point of view."

" And I I don't us saying I'm a terrible singer -- I have sisters and they said you can't sing worth anything so I know that rap was talking ever music."

" If you hear people like that's very safe for example Bismarck yet don't have anything against them but like his old baby you got what I need it purposely out key. But he gets his point across I guess speaking and anybody communications. You know -- any kind of communication skills can speak over over a beat. And get their point across so you've got a niche my and it was that. My track coach were in junior high school used to call me blazing -- dominant Denny Hazen."

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" Top ten steps that being in your view but. I edited I had pictures taking in between bites of pizza lunch today."

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" How many people are here. Take that number double it and you might get close your regular they have photos of me. At that could take two initially thought classic -- that hey your mouth wide -- that it -- fresh for my interview with you that this. I however don't but it easy. I think it's like nine at the moment and got this camera crew -- from current TV fog all around it and that's -- and because they yeah. But they've got a real good job of staying out the way in and letting me do my thing around here. So I've been real pleased with that let's put it -- documentation did and I'm really looking forward to seeing when it comes up."

" You know I think they -- a photo that think maybe iconic photo from rubble that was going to be the one of you hugging Firefox."

" I I saw that I really liked yeah I didn't."

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" Did an audio plug right now it is nothing like that yeah -- and ice sheet of stickers -- I you're you're not a lecture last night it very well packet is called surviving Internet fame. What does it take away message from surviving. Hokies survived that they."

" Basically those that take away message is that when you went Internet site hits you and it's not when you become famous it really great is that -- she."

" The only thing you can do you can't hide from you can't run away from it it will not go away no matter what you gazing --"

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