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Internet Superstar

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 – running time 25:37
Martin Sargent, and his drifter pal The Gator, launch a new show that Martin decrees will make him an Internet Superstar. They welcome Tom Green and indie comics creator Jamar Nicholas as inaugural guests to the shack.

Friends, today is a big day.

If you step outside, you'll hear a different kind of rustle in the trees. Look at the cloud. You'll see shapes and formations that you don't recognize, but that somehow make a kind of horrendously beautiful, unfathomable sense as they ride across the deep sky. Notice the birds. They weren't making those sounds yesterday, and their flight paths are remarkably angular, like they're dodging between trails of potent energy only they can know. Yes, when next you go out into the world, put your ear down on the railroad track of Life. You'll hear a train a coming, an impossibly powerful, fire-fed locomotive belching the smoke of Truth as it barrels down the line, dappling the sky with pendulous puffs of frightening grandeur. Friend, there is a very dear passenger on that train, and in accordance with The Scripture, you will meet Him at the station. For today is the day, and chances are he'll exit from the bar car. And for certain, he shall set your soul on fire.

Rejoice! For that train, with its dear passenger, has arrived. Huzzah! Today marks a new beginning in the history of Internet television, for today premieres the greatest show in the life of this young genre. And it shall be called...INTERNET SUPERSTAR!

On this first journey of our powerfully entertaining online locomotive, Martin and The Gator welcome Jamar Nicholas, a renowned graphic novelist who, through his blog, has created a frenzy, especially for those into thick women with superpowers. fatwonderwoman.blogspot.com is a clearinghouse for all of Jamar's comic artist friends to submit their visions of what the powerful DC Comcs Amazonian might look like if she were to put on about a hundred pounds.

And then we welcome a true pioneer in the field of Internet television, Tom Green. His show, Tom Green's House Tonight, is simulcast online and on television in several markets, a true coup for all of us in the burgeoning field of online televsion entertainment.

It looks as though Martin and The Gator are unstoppable, but there is one wrinkle in their otherwise streamlined path towards Internet superstardom. Because, after cancelling Infected, Revision3 CEO Jim Louderback decreed he'd only allow Martin to have another show if the network had to provide no resources besides the bandwidth to deliver it, and that it must be shot off Revision3 property, their show is shot in a shed in Martin's parents' backyard. But Martin and his crew of misfits are undeterred, and pledge to make this the greatest show in the history of the Internet.

For this, despite all obstacles, will be the show that makes Martin a true Internet Superstar...

Highlights
Chris Crocker ( 3:12, 3:12 ) Val Kilmer ( 18:14, 18:14 ) book club ( 8:48, 8:48 ) build houses ( 5:25, 5:25 ) Chris Crocker ( 3:12, 3:12 ) Val Kilmer ( 18:14, 18:14 ) book club ( 8:48, 8:48 ) build houses ( 5:25, 5:25 )

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" Internet superstar is sponsored by go to -- dot com Netflix and computer professor. Computer professor work."

" Committed to making sure that everyone in the world knows how to operate their computer expects everyone even you. Hi I'm Jack -- CEO and founder of computer professors you -- me on television premieres pushing eyeliner free computer learning lesson."

" Well over ten million people taking advantage of my office. They learn email and Internet surfing at a copy and paste and lots more unbelievably simple shift in any file charges in the figure out on their own. And now we've updated our product for today's needs. Our new learning CD teaches you how to find the best when it's lesbian -- yeah. I don't know why don't stockpile weapons and how to pull the girls you meet online the thinking you're not really creepy loser."

" That's still too hard I'll -- jet order warm water ride in three simple clicks."

" And as soon as you get that hot little number in your house and she's going down on you are important -- low levels on the stove I know he'll come back Indian and again for more my products. Me on that. Mainly Laura and I -- yeah."

" I love her to -- Also teach you shortcuts for gaining backdoor access to personal computer networks and you can decimate your hands a few simple clicks and you'll be able to sit back and watches all those who ever again -- those -- illumination so devastating."

" So tennis so Google. Vision they won't tell them before you like this and bring my little dog experience -- machine its heels of simply."

" And don't wait that you left and -- markets you know desktop the other thing if you can't. Pick up that phone and -- it's best you can figured out. What are you waiting for trying to product."

" And they store it at. She used to shy. Lee he's doing it where it. Absolutely no resource yeah true."

" yeah."

" And I had to get right now. Welcome to -- often."

" job that is going to make believe the Internet superstar."

" It's good time. Yeah in the day that I'd been preparing for. My entire life into big name big huge bet this is the Charlotte's value at all other shows have been canceled for one reason the other being most of the people who understand them. With this show is different I'm doing this when I'm my own terms on my brand exact thing shows good maybe bigger than any other areas to resign -- your. And daisy -- Chris Crocker isn't in -- Star Wars kids those guys think got (%expletive). Hello I'm going to do my I don't know any of them are separately skywalker but you're going to be bigger than all of them because it shows -- the way you won't do it you know corporate overlord. That's why it's beautiful new studio -- place here there's other than it is beautiful it is if your mom shed -- It it it looks my mom she. -- There are so here -- mom shed look no love at all yeah it's cool man like they've -- did look at. Jumped finally Blake's solo stuff the played his own life my first laptop -- with the Canadian businesses love -- of the satellite. T 2400 C yes does not like when I got Mikey at that time the MacBook Air (%expletive) just came out look that bad fidelity a laptop gloom you're not influence his change of."

" Murray didn't you bring do you want some juice box. And doing the show I won't win you don't -- show."

" Yeah yeah. Until you guys go easy on your mom and she's kind of hot two I'm going to help earnings -- later -- I mean in my that of course you know I got another -- fort. Don't go oh you're on the back forget I said -- It's. -- they showed the -- the best days and the best people locked in. And and the point is this what I can learn from them selected Steelers secrets another myself become the best personality and that. In this show the best thing on Internet. Here's we're gonna do that we're gonna have the big Internet superstar is here in the shadow we're gonna interview that want to pick the -- to have the ones you probably haven't heard about I mean the little guys like you know guys who build houses out of me that. Do you make armor for dogs or maybe maybe back bellows you don't dressed up -- why does slow but rather pay their bodies like Spiderman you really weren't hardly significant you know people who did god that's who I'm working on that men and -- resisting Japanese and you won't."

" As I -- to -- any Jack have been trying to dress up on how he's 47 years old got arrested. Two -- him anyway. This is better idea now compromise in his exile in the neck in a cargo storage slot man not right for months last year anyways I'm used to living in this type space plus I give -- some -- and over -- the board can -- project you know you go -- good look at the upsides to everything I mean -- visited had a really hard television show business. Brought now you're -- home free now free to do whatever I want in my mom's. God -- Speculation that it -- the size of the dollar and might decide to find out and got a lot of -- you were gonna do a show -- don't go straight up like the common man is gonna blow out to be good shows up what's on today shut up."

" On this tonight -- the Internet superstar we'll talk to a guy who designed to block Hollywood to do his own show on Internet on his own terms. Internet superstar. Tom really did not. I get -- hey look harder when my favorite is about it and install because kind of still will not buy the stake example a couple nights ago and you know -- up on beer has started searching for BBW's you know the big beautiful women I've wanted my excitement I putted the next UW and found myself and blood call big beautiful wonder woman it is about its version of the -- We're here it -- joining us yeah blog messages over at all Brandon who bugged me colleagues. Tomorrow and I. Tomorrow and tomorrow they were don't know and don't worry you're doing right now what we've got to get to the -- why did you decide to make you wonder woman. I think they."

" Well some ethnic goes around and comic book circles are being sketch books. Okay. You know you do your column books circuit the convention circuit and guys get bored behind the table so -- start. You know pass an outreach to drawings it's."

" I think it's sort of a big so and so in the comic book world. Sort facility ruled that the Hollywood there yeah you know beyond even her that you like god the whole thing -- You read comic artist we like to -- and art conventions and it drops the things most like ignorant if you look at the end and that's like and I wonder woman that woman. Hey you IQ in alignment and -- cannot deny that -- themselves. Yes. No load Gatorade we're gonna. -- And everybody that it isn't -- despite the fact that I'm asserted on the BBW is like is that I would drop -- I was -- sure I think you're kinda did something wrong to want to live my -- the -- objects limited Carter. Q was your mind when he was a little bit. Republican and all of these sketches on your site and all these people and ever since you posted yours gets on your block all these other popular artists started submitting their out it's totally turned me off now and I can't -- another -- ordinary and --"

" I think -- well I don't know they've yet to be accepting you know you might find suddenly electrical and open a book club and in your mind."

" Yeah that's since you started as -- judges. A big beautiful wonder woman have you yourself done."

" I know I'm maybe lake superior or despair now lot of guys that -- I think when your kid you always do on the margins of years you know what you're the second time but it inspire a lot of other comic book -- to send you know how many obvious big you have up on this blog."

" I would say now probably around forty sketches and I have maybe twenty -- in the wings wow. Out almost -- almost every other day I guess submissions from Brazil. Denmark all over the world industries."

" I didn't stuck in these wonder whether there's so big I mean I could barely download these pictures of the candidate like the peace and good company -- and get a hold me with a magic last. Yeah who -- the DC comics people."

" No not yet but I'm waiting -- is actually you know and build the probably leave me alone until I try to make some money off of it -- compliant."

" That -- is -- wonder woman more power albeit in the originated that he's lost some powers like you know did you still -- the invisible jet. It'd be environmentally protected than the great -- did you get tangled up in the magic -- should go to weddings he did drunken -- don't whine."

" Yeah -- PC might be a little more powerful than her but he's got its good that you got that though you have. -- July with the obesity epidemic in this country is this the right about that he knew I didn't mean I think a lot of love it looks like chain smoking green lantern with. Yeah."

" Hey you know what I don't see one of the big things about the blog is that I don't give anybody directions on what the draw. So they're the most amazing thing about it is I say. I wonder woman and I guess all types of reactions to that you know -- get some better release sexy and sensuous in and again. Somewhere CP UK FC you know what I mean yeah. They kind of look -- putting an artist and tonight you know whatever I get back you know greatly."

" It and wonder Jabbar -- beautiful wonder woman that that's just sort of a side hobby years but you're actually you have to look at the record your big time comic -- And your big book right now it's detective book Hulu hip hop hop what's that all got."

" Okay well protected people who lose the story of a young break dancers who fell into a coma back in 84 after advancing -- radioactive cardboard. It's almost. Period finishing second analogy yeah."

" When -- I didn't ruin I was out there -- that."

" Well right now working on a graphic novel that I hope to have to have done by and summer. But right now you can check out -- one lined streets said WWW. Detective Hulu dot com all right."

" I -- he had this great days -- and tomorrow. Thank you so much for being on the program and congratulations. On being an Internet superstar. Is the not a hundred got to thank you very much to mind you it's. Super."

" I'd been home but you won't find out more about tomorrow is amazing -- project. Go to our Q okay did you revision3.com. Slash Internet superstar we're gonna post all the links -- yeah I come -- the going to talk a child under age does the minute but first but first. -- Is eaten."

" Well he's carrying."

" It's."

" Yeah. -- welcome back. My hero my next that is the true Internet superstar hosting a live talk show out of his living room every weeknight. From the unlike television program Tom green's house tonight here is Tom Green. Hey. I welcome life. Yeah uncertain as to be here yeah it's great to have you here let me -- you my -- congratulations. On the show realized. The show the next. It's no longer all about Tom -- why it's Tom green's house tonight is that I have that correct."

" Yeah yeah we've really all we lost the show. Kind of free -- did a little bit firm television and Internet because. -- syndicated on and on six yards in the US and on the Canadian comedy network on TV now this."

" sort of pioneering that if you're you're doing and on the Internet. But you're also -- sizable cast by on the television."

" And television. Convergence. This is a look sort of -- dream of mine conversion you could tell you where they are industry. Yeah he had to be street -- I thought yeah toxic shock yeah that's been -- talkative really high level here because we're -- Internet superstars. -- I don't keep up totally technically it on the technical but I don't like while you're not -- you you have turned your entire house. Your real house into a real television studio. He. Pretty much should be that is its its definitely. You know I've kind of move myself into the guest house basically. Which is where I am right now I'm I'm I'm I'm my -- bedroom. Just for the new -- the show I turned into an edit me into the bed out of the bedroom so -- no longer have my bedroom anymore."

" Yeah displays but by your -- this is going to be great come like tax you know all the right off and whatnot but I've. This is not present the data they problems the validity brighten up his day to day living things. You're you're you're leaving where you where you come home you -- end up on beer you want to start playing with the dialed in trip on the wires this sort of thing."

" It's pretty weird yes definitely we're the good thing is that you know we do the show every day so sort of the -- has become blurred as like you know what I can't you know like at least we get up you start working on the show we do do the show you go to bed. You get up and start working on the show again yeah. Where you're doing just the straight living partner -- throughout the house. Well you know let's take the dogs out for a walk you know I've been -- Jim actually. Indeed all it took it like I started going to the gym. As a little reason to leave the house and -- in an exercise --"

" HG age like a lot of the other big Hollywood celebrities to hold off -- The human growth hormone. You can get that from my belt no court could get the dreamer the clears I guess I -- Thomas definitely brave you Jack good Mexico is another flag prevail at the age VA if you look like jump his opponent about two weeks -- back. Then yeah. Lost right I. You're gonna hit show out of well -- real studio but it's also -- my -- back yard it's it's here it's kind of far away from Watson Julie's and a vision for this reason kind of joke to you because you get other big name -- is often. Val Kilmer isolated reasonably Andy -- Daniel and I is that the -- of Fred --"

" Yes it's been pretty pretty good what -- I think I mean we've invited I just invite everybody got. And I Canseco don't -- I'd love to talk to hear him he had just -- bond there yet. Now --"

" Maybe the hot dog just album that would be -- who did get his figure the other the and it's we -- bedroom. Yeah it's. Like our affiliate in -- quick."

" And she commodity and I don't know I don't know I also of those guys using my own personal home back to his -- I want a day in my own home personal -- You what age that you in the home heard about it."

" You know you raise an interesting point it's. That. We we might have to put a camera in there but I don't know if you can do that we're still pretty for a gorilla here we ever did -- for a year with. Two employees here and now we've got about seven employees. Are. Well yeah yeah we've got some. Producer also me out of got a problem people editing videos and putting bumpers and the Pentagon --"

" Does not left my good friend Gator here damn thing I know movie blows the the law you can then helps out -- and that is that you yeah."

" Today you pay that I -- put an IQ I'd be curious to see you know the -- hundred foot hallway is that you know full of computers behind that. Speaking -- they'll work. Would you they're all your. It's all about music site it is the music site. I haven't seen -- it's. Like you've. Then last and that must try -- thankfully the yeah yeah CD which is really. -- also look at some one message that this is about showing it right now to. This Skype video that you. All it is it is that right there that's the -- is actually sitting beside me and he also gave you a copy of his opponents that does not exist here. Marcella smells -- and I -- someone else and eBay and keeping the money using its maybe by -- we actually yeah. All an online poll we asked our. We use the money from name. From the celebrity eBay auction should reasons why -- switcher or should we use it to rent a grizzly bear for the studio. They're gonna go. Later -- got what they want to visit her. But the thing is this what was I was surprised and I honestly I was a little bit impressed and I'm proud of our audience because they actually voted in favor at least up until yesterday voted. 59% to 41% for the that's what sure we get ready to -- I went to the grizzly bear for them yesterday and."

" It's just that we need to go isn't bad time I get you want for free I guy and I got a couple lines on how to get those of you judgment in my character much -- Humboldt county it's about. I'm from that Gainesville Florida originally but I don't have dollar island out of my -- to -- to -- thank you so much for real life show and not a big -- men thanks for come back. There appeared all the thoughts on May be if you become by the studio and maybe you know who becomes -- good friend who might be onto your. So absolutely hell yeah you gotta come down here we come right top I'll take you on the hour we'll play yup along -- some do all that to be looked leveled at times we gotta say my friends are great gravity got -- new ones."

" How -- the Cleveland and I love front."

" It's got checked out enjoyed watching you episode Tom green's house tonight every week night at 9 PM eastern formerly at Tom Green dot com north what you live one of the market where it's like a -- Thanks guys are coming up. And actually introduce you to some it was absolutely. Absolutely no longer becoming the Internet superstar right after this word from our sponsor."

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" Tonight show yeah. You know again becoming an Internet superstar isn't as easy -- it might appear you know is is fine line between doing something done by mistake and that you caught on film and -- creating beauty and trying to do purposefully he's only thing on film in just looking like preposterous -- example being a bad guy and an industrial -- accident equals. Internet users are. The big -- driving game. Is that they might poorly and can't Cordero being dragged by a pickup truck never going to be enhanced superstar -- observe. Probably that's my nephew. That's my -- though Isabel but. As my nephew paid."

" Oh oh man -- really get Joey."

" Oh. All right that's under the right."

" Case the other one could make the point that this ridiculous show is beyond my television equivalent. OP -- back kind of truck Kyle Hines you know and -- for food program doesn't. It's doesn't over the past and judge Joe the all of you for watching my new show I enjoyed it and I hope you didn't do not because the writers and researchers -- any kind of how -- gonna like that's you went ahead and you're your own late night Internet meandering -- come across the popular website video whatever want to go and sent it to us that -- and it Revision 3 got a job. So yeah is that addresses your question or comment or complain or casual sex proposals and essential founder and will be tomorrow right here at -- at some days you wouldn't be taking your phone calls -- Skype calls -- arms I don't know all right get this -- you do not unlike the satellite. T 2400 yes but."

" Sort of tennis out tables duck was back tomorrow it was intended for helping to take it beyond the first base that's on the road and that's done an option. And here we go get them -- I think we reserve and I think we deserve it and I -- Lola. Sort of heat -- and he's smart bright line you -- 50000. He's -- its biggest."

" I had. Wondered you know I'm up your mom -- in drapes that it. How did you wait here."

" Yeah. Yeah."

" Internet superstar is sponsored by go to -- dot com Netflix and computer professor. Computer professor work."

" Committed to making sure that everyone in the world knows how to operate their computer expects everyone even you. Hi I'm Jack -- CEO and founder of computer professors you -- me on television premieres pushing eyeliner free computer learning lesson."

" Well over ten million people taking advantage of my office. They learn email and Internet surfing at a copy and paste and lots more unbelievably simple shift in any file charges in the figure out on their own. And now we've updated our product for today's needs. Our new learning CD teaches you how to find the best when it's lesbian -- yeah. I don't know why don't stockpile weapons and how to pull the girls you meet online the thinking you're not really creepy loser."

" That's still too hard I'll -- jet order warm water ride in three simple clicks."

" And as soon as you get that hot little number in your house and she's going down on you are important -- low levels on the stove I know he'll come back Indian and again for more my products. Me on that. Mainly Laura and I -- yeah."

" I love her to -- Also teach you shortcuts for gaining backdoor access to personal computer networks and you can decimate your hands a few simple clicks and you'll be able to sit back and watches all those who ever again -- those -- illumination so devastating."

" So tennis so Google. Vision they won't tell them before you like this and bring my little dog experience -- machine its heels of simply."

" And don't wait that you left and -- markets you know desktop the other thing if you can't. Pick up that phone and -- it's best you can figured out. What are you waiting for trying to product."

" And they store it at. She used to shy. Lee he's doing it where it. Absolutely no resource yeah true."

" yeah."

" And I had to get right now. Welcome to -- often."

" job that is going to make believe the Internet superstar."

" It's good time. Yeah in the day that I'd been preparing for. My entire life into big name big huge bet this is the Charlotte's value at all other shows have been canceled for one reason the other being most of the people who understand them. With this show is different I'm doing this when I'm my own terms on my brand exact thing shows good maybe bigger than any other areas to resign -- your. And daisy -- Chris Crocker isn't in -- Star Wars kids those guys think got (%expletive). Hello I'm going to do my I don't know any of them are separately skywalker but you're going to be bigger than all of them because it shows -- the way you won't do it you know corporate overlord. That's why it's beautiful new studio -- place here there's other than it is beautiful it is if your mom shed -- It it it looks my mom she. -- There are so here -- mom shed look no love at all yeah it's cool man like they've -- did look at. Jumped finally Blake's solo stuff the played his own life my first laptop -- with the Canadian businesses love -- of the satellite. T 2400 C yes does not like when I got Mikey at that time the MacBook Air (%expletive) just came out look that bad fidelity a laptop gloom you're not influence his change of."

" Murray didn't you bring do you want some juice box. And doing the show I won't win you don't -- show."

" Yeah yeah. Until you guys go easy on your mom and she's kind of hot two I'm going to help earnings -- later -- I mean in my that of course you know I got another -- fort. Don't go oh you're on the back forget I said -- It's. -- they showed the -- the best days and the best people locked in. And and the point is this what I can learn from them selected Steelers secrets another myself become the best personality and that. In this show the best thing on Internet. Here's we're gonna do that we're gonna have the big Internet superstar is here in the shadow we're gonna interview that want to pick the -- to have the ones you probably haven't heard about I mean the little guys like you know guys who build houses out of me that. Do you make armor for dogs or maybe maybe back bellows you don't dressed up -- why does slow but rather pay their bodies like Spiderman you really weren't hardly significant you know people who did god that's who I'm working on that men and -- resisting Japanese and you won't."

" As I -- to -- any Jack have been trying to dress up on how he's 47 years old got arrested. Two -- him anyway. This is better idea now compromise in his exile in the neck in a cargo storage slot man not right for months last year anyways I'm used to living in this type space plus I give -- some -- and over -- the board can -- project you know you go -- good look at the upsides to everything I mean -- visited had a really hard television show business. Brought now you're -- home free now free to do whatever I want in my mom's. God -- Speculation that it -- the size of the dollar and might decide to find out and got a lot of -- you were gonna do a show -- don't go straight up like the common man is gonna blow out to be good shows up what's on today shut up."

" On this tonight -- the Internet superstar we'll talk to a guy who designed to block Hollywood to do his own show on Internet on his own terms. Internet superstar. Tom really did not. I get -- hey look harder when my favorite is about it and install because kind of still will not buy the stake example a couple nights ago and you know -- up on beer has started searching for BBW's you know the big beautiful women I've wanted my excitement I putted the next UW and found myself and blood call big beautiful wonder woman it is about its version of the -- We're here it -- joining us yeah blog messages over at all Brandon who bugged me colleagues. Tomorrow and I. Tomorrow and tomorrow they were don't know and don't worry you're doing right now what we've got to get to the -- why did you decide to make you wonder woman. I think they."

" Well some ethnic goes around and comic book circles are being sketch books. Okay. You know you do your column books circuit the convention circuit and guys get bored behind the table so -- start. You know pass an outreach to drawings it's."

" I think it's sort of a big so and so in the comic book world. Sort facility ruled that the Hollywood there yeah you know beyond even her that you like god the whole thing -- You read comic artist we like to -- and art conventions and it drops the things most like ignorant if you look at the end and that's like and I wonder woman that woman. Hey you IQ in alignment and -- cannot deny that -- themselves. Yes. No load Gatorade we're gonna. -- And everybody that it isn't -- despite the fact that I'm asserted on the BBW is like is that I would drop -- I was -- sure I think you're kinda did something wrong to want to live my -- the -- objects limited Carter. Q was your mind when he was a little bit. Republican and all of these sketches on your site and all these people and ever since you posted yours gets on your block all these other popular artists started submitting their out it's totally turned me off now and I can't -- another -- ordinary and --"

" I think -- well I don't know they've yet to be accepting you know you might find suddenly electrical and open a book club and in your mind."

" Yeah that's since you started as -- judges. A big beautiful wonder woman have you yourself done."

" I know I'm maybe lake superior or despair now lot of guys that -- I think when your kid you always do on the margins of years you know what you're the second time but it inspire a lot of other comic book -- to send you know how many obvious big you have up on this blog."

" I would say now probably around forty sketches and I have maybe twenty -- in the wings wow. Out almost -- almost every other day I guess submissions from Brazil. Denmark all over the world industries."

" I didn't stuck in these wonder whether there's so big I mean I could barely download these pictures of the candidate like the peace and good company -- and get a hold me with a magic last. Yeah who -- the DC comics people."

" No not yet but I'm waiting -- is actually you know and build the probably leave me alone until I try to make some money off of it -- compliant."

" That -- is -- wonder woman more power albeit in the originated that he's lost some powers like you know did you still -- the invisible jet. It'd be environmentally protected than the great -- did you get tangled up in the magic -- should go to weddings he did drunken -- don't whine."

" Yeah -- PC might be a little more powerful than her but he's got its good that you got that though you have. -- July with the obesity epidemic in this country is this the right about that he knew I didn't mean I think a lot of love it looks like chain smoking green lantern with. Yeah."

" Hey you know what I don't see one of the big things about the blog is that I don't give anybody directions on what the draw. So they're the most amazing thing about it is I say. I wonder woman and I guess all types of reactions to that you know -- get some better release sexy and sensuous in and again. Somewhere CP UK FC you know what I mean yeah. They kind of look -- putting an artist and tonight you know whatever I get back you know greatly."

" It and wonder Jabbar -- beautiful wonder woman that that's just sort of a side hobby years but you're actually you have to look at the record your big time comic -- And your big book right now it's detective book Hulu hip hop hop what's that all got."

" Okay well protected people who lose the story of a young break dancers who fell into a coma back in 84 after advancing -- radioactive cardboard. It's almost. Period finishing second analogy yeah."

" When -- I didn't ruin I was out there -- that."

" Well right now working on a graphic novel that I hope to have to have done by and summer. But right now you can check out -- one lined streets said WWW. Detective Hulu dot com all right."

" I -- he had this great days -- and tomorrow. Thank you so much for being on the program and congratulations. On being an Internet superstar. Is the not a hundred got to thank you very much to mind you it's. Super."

" I'd been home but you won't find out more about tomorrow is amazing -- project. Go to our Q okay did you revision3.com. Slash Internet superstar we're gonna post all the links -- yeah I come -- the going to talk a child under age does the minute but first but first. -- Is eaten."

" Well he's carrying."

" It's."

" Yeah. -- welcome back. My hero my next that is the true Internet superstar hosting a live talk show out of his living room every weeknight. From the unlike television program Tom green's house tonight here is Tom Green. Hey. I welcome life. Yeah uncertain as to be here yeah it's great to have you here let me -- you my -- congratulations. On the show realized. The show the next. It's no longer all about Tom -- why it's Tom green's house tonight is that I have that correct."

" Yeah yeah we've really all we lost the show. Kind of free -- did a little bit firm television and Internet because. -- syndicated on and on six yards in the US and on the Canadian comedy network on TV now this."

" sort of pioneering that if you're you're doing and on the Internet. But you're also -- sizable cast by on the television."

" And television. Convergence. This is a look sort of -- dream of mine conversion you could tell you where they are industry. Yeah he had to be street -- I thought yeah toxic shock yeah that's been -- talkative really high level here because we're -- Internet superstars. -- I don't keep up totally technically it on the technical but I don't like while you're not -- you you have turned your entire house. Your real house into a real television studio. He. Pretty much should be that is its its definitely. You know I've kind of move myself into the guest house basically. Which is where I am right now I'm I'm I'm I'm my -- bedroom. Just for the new -- the show I turned into an edit me into the bed out of the bedroom so -- no longer have my bedroom anymore."

" Yeah displays but by your -- this is going to be great come like tax you know all the right off and whatnot but I've. This is not present the data they problems the validity brighten up his day to day living things. You're you're you're leaving where you where you come home you -- end up on beer you want to start playing with the dialed in trip on the wires this sort of thing."

" It's pretty weird yes definitely we're the good thing is that you know we do the show every day so sort of the -- has become blurred as like you know what I can't you know like at least we get up you start working on the show we do do the show you go to bed. You get up and start working on the show again yeah. Where you're doing just the straight living partner -- throughout the house. Well you know let's take the dogs out for a walk you know I've been -- Jim actually. Indeed all it took it like I started going to the gym. As a little reason to leave the house and -- in an exercise --"

" HG age like a lot of the other big Hollywood celebrities to hold off -- The human growth hormone. You can get that from my belt no court could get the dreamer the clears I guess I -- Thomas definitely brave you Jack good Mexico is another flag prevail at the age VA if you look like jump his opponent about two weeks -- back. Then yeah. Lost right I. You're gonna hit show out of well -- real studio but it's also -- my -- back yard it's it's here it's kind of far away from Watson Julie's and a vision for this reason kind of joke to you because you get other big name -- is often. Val Kilmer isolated reasonably Andy -- Daniel and I is that the -- of Fred --"

" Yes it's been pretty pretty good what -- I think I mean we've invited I just invite everybody got. And I Canseco don't -- I'd love to talk to hear him he had just -- bond there yet. Now --"

" Maybe the hot dog just album that would be -- who did get his figure the other the and it's we -- bedroom. Yeah it's. Like our affiliate in -- quick."

" And she commodity and I don't know I don't know I also of those guys using my own personal home back to his -- I want a day in my own home personal -- You what age that you in the home heard about it."

" You know you raise an interesting point it's. That. We we might have to put a camera in there but I don't know if you can do that we're still pretty for a gorilla here we ever did -- for a year with. Two employees here and now we've got about seven employees. Are. Well yeah yeah we've got some. Producer also me out of got a problem people editing videos and putting bumpers and the Pentagon --"

" Does not left my good friend Gator here damn thing I know movie blows the the law you can then helps out -- and that is that you yeah."

" Today you pay that I -- put an IQ I'd be curious to see you know the -- hundred foot hallway is that you know full of computers behind that. Speaking -- they'll work. Would you they're all your. It's all about music site it is the music site. I haven't seen -- it's. Like you've. Then last and that must try -- thankfully the yeah yeah CD which is really. -- also look at some one message that this is about showing it right now to. This Skype video that you. All it is it is that right there that's the -- is actually sitting beside me and he also gave you a copy of his opponents that does not exist here. Marcella smells -- and I -- someone else and eBay and keeping the money using its maybe by -- we actually yeah. All an online poll we asked our. We use the money from name. From the celebrity eBay auction should reasons why -- switcher or should we use it to rent a grizzly bear for the studio. They're gonna go. Later -- got what they want to visit her. But the thing is this what was I was surprised and I honestly I was a little bit impressed and I'm proud of our audience because they actually voted in favor at least up until yesterday voted. 59% to 41% for the that's what sure we get ready to -- I went to the grizzly bear for them yesterday and."

" It's just that we need to go isn't bad time I get you want for free I guy and I got a couple lines on how to get those of you judgment in my character much -- Humboldt county it's about. I'm from that Gainesville Florida originally but I don't have dollar island out of my -- to -- to -- thank you so much for real life show and not a big -- men thanks for come back. There appeared all the thoughts on May be if you become by the studio and maybe you know who becomes -- good friend who might be onto your. So absolutely hell yeah you gotta come down here we come right top I'll take you on the hour we'll play yup along -- some do all that to be looked leveled at times we gotta say my friends are great gravity got -- new ones."

" How -- the Cleveland and I love front."

" It's got checked out enjoyed watching you episode Tom green's house tonight every week night at 9 PM eastern formerly at Tom Green dot com north what you live one of the market where it's like a -- Thanks guys are coming up. And actually introduce you to some it was absolutely. Absolutely no longer becoming the Internet superstar right after this word from our sponsor."

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" Tonight show yeah. You know again becoming an Internet superstar isn't as easy -- it might appear you know is is fine line between doing something done by mistake and that you caught on film and -- creating beauty and trying to do purposefully he's only thing on film in just looking like preposterous -- example being a bad guy and an industrial -- accident equals. Internet users are. The big -- driving game. Is that they might poorly and can't Cordero being dragged by a pickup truck never going to be enhanced superstar -- observe. Probably that's my nephew. That's my -- though Isabel but. As my nephew paid."

" Oh oh man -- really get Joey."

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" Case the other one could make the point that this ridiculous show is beyond my television equivalent. OP -- back kind of truck Kyle Hines you know and -- for food program doesn't. It's doesn't over the past and judge Joe the all of you for watching my new show I enjoyed it and I hope you didn't do not because the writers and researchers -- any kind of how -- gonna like that's you went ahead and you're your own late night Internet meandering -- come across the popular website video whatever want to go and sent it to us that -- and it Revision 3 got a job. So yeah is that addresses your question or comment or complain or casual sex proposals and essential founder and will be tomorrow right here at -- at some days you wouldn't be taking your phone calls -- Skype calls -- arms I don't know all right get this -- you do not unlike the satellite. T 2400 yes but."

" Sort of tennis out tables duck was back tomorrow it was intended for helping to take it beyond the first base that's on the road and that's done an option. And here we go get them -- I think we reserve and I think we deserve it and I -- Lola. Sort of heat -- and he's smart bright line you -- 50000. He's -- its biggest."

" I had. Wondered you know I'm up your mom -- in drapes that it. How did you wait here."

" Yeah. Yeah."

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Internet Superstar - Episode #1

Join Martin and Gator as they invite the online world’s most popular, compelling and outrageous characters into the shed to swap stories about what life is like at the top of the online heap. What life is like as an INTERNET SUPERSTAR

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toastify
about 1 year ago
Well, here we go.
MinutNudler
about 1 year ago
This is like christmas.. can't wait for the download to to make that pleasurable complete sound..
crumbles
about 1 year ago
Jesus, that's one hell of an echo in the new studio... I mean your "shed."
samureye
about 1 year ago
Man, how did you get that Video professor as a sponsor?! Epic!
DethklokRulz
about 1 year ago
That intro was fucking classic!!!
kowgod
about 1 year ago
Dag. I'm at work. I watched the first 7 minutes, though. My co-workers asked me why I was weeping uncontrollably in my cube. How could they even ask such a thing? Heretics. All of them.
Z31FTW
about 1 year ago
Wow that was great.
Mr. Underachiever
about 1 year ago
I'll watch the rest later, but I like how this looks so far. I loved the Video Professor bit. I hope we get more Infected-type fake ads like that.

I am a little disappointed, though, 'cause I kinda expected them to get an Unscrewed-type set. Still cool, though.
MrPopular
about 1 year ago
Awesome episode.. I can't wait til next week.
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