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Islamic Fundamentalism and Tweet Beat

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008 – running time 14:04
Sarah Lane plays Tweet Beat while our children are at risk

Jay and Martin uncover an insidious plot to turn our children into Islamic fundamentalists while a clearly unconcerned Sarah Lane stops by to ignore the threat by playing games.

Previous: Cali Lewis

Highlights
high tech ( 0:45, 0:45 ) Beverly Hills ( 10:13, 10:23, 10:47, 11:17, 11:28, 10:13, 10:23, 10:47, 11:17, 11:28 ) Shaquille O'Neal ( 7:33, 7:33 ) Ringo Starr ( 7:50, 7:50 ) high tech ( 0:45, 0:45 ) Beverly Hills ( 10:13, 10:23, 10:47, 11:17, 11:28, 10:13, 10:23, 10:47, 11:17, 11:28 ) Shaquille O'Neal ( 7:33, 7:33 ) Ringo Starr ( 7:50, 7:50 )

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" War. This episode of Internet superstar has brought you by. GoDaddy dot cop. Yeah. Hello and welcome Internet superstar the show on the cover the most important intriguing insane people and things on line. And -- it's -- sergeant. And it joy and -- you don't -- Marty how are up pleasure to be doing yet another episode of Internet superstar with my idea that it's great -- on the calculation and -- and I think all the people in America are enjoying it even more you figure. They say all the time on the message boards how much they run. Yeah. Let's jump right -- and -- high tech news ticker this the big story we can actually do the whole show on this some horrible. Horribly disturbing news today regarding our most precious resources. Our children. Our children as usual as usual they're never ending quest to get to the real issues that affect us as a nation this election season Fox News has discovered an insidious plot to indoctrinate our children. It to the shady world of Islamic fundamentalism it out yeah -- that is disturbing Islamic fundamentalism could be any worse it. I don't like the public statements that because they're doing that to eliminate it isn't satan has been involved in this -- store on Fox News a doll. Our baby dolls are claiming are pro Islamic and even satanic messages. As it parents in Oklahoma and Pennsylvania and people right here this year and yeah yeah up people and yes. They that hear Fisher price is -- it -- mommy real loving baby cuddle and coo doll bubbling. -- is the light and -- in it king. If I -- who -- car of all will also Oklahoma told Fox News they're no more Green -- watched indicator. There isn't. It about this doll that makes it worse because -- is kind of -- it should think that it's like it's like you know -- naked in the gay agenda and -- junior high school actually like sponge Bob speaking negated if -- said that the box is -- well I'll -- up -- be -- there's a lot of these underhanded that's the way the Muslims do this illegally sneak -- and added that television doesn't -- our country from the inside with the -- with the children. So hot as a result of the theory target Wal-Mart stores in Oklahoma and Pennsylvania have pulled the toys. From their shelves. Do you want to see it. You'll see in the doll you want to hear the -- Q right well I mean all all baby -- are creepy but listen listen. Yeah. Here it said -- what a good thing. Islam is the light clears today. Yeah I think it's that none of them well we'll not know. Life analog outs that you that is that Islam is likely if that is -- to me they finally did. Shield that was -- the most surprising thing. Is the reaction on several online message boards such as family talk dot com and truckers -- war -- The most surprising thing is that the -- that talked about truckers Award dot com actually exit -- war truckers at war that they really are up but to say it's been allowed the lottery out their item in your area later. The U meter reads the truckers at war knocked on his first got -- Screw his love and if your price should be sued big time all you book clubs can socket and get out of my country I need it can't Muslim rage. Do what I did on the coach roaches last night -- need it. This is put. The truckers appearances like I wrote that it between between cross country road stories -- truck full of those dolls to while -- exactly it at anyone who does not believe that this is part of a quarter after by the way all these words are misspelled of course -- to indoctrinate children and hence the call. The blob is living -- dream world. Well I believe it that would articulate adult talk abilities -- kill cats in the neighborhood. Unbelievable. Unbelievable yeah I saw this on the news last night it is very scared just another former brain want should be perpetrated on our young. New -- Bigelow. And number eight doll. Yeah yeah. Yeah right yeah but that's found that value they get you aren't they -- they laboriously he would have been really aren't like. Islamic plot. Yeah it's important that they could creating these -- Elizabeth's -- even at. Now that. News."

" The actor is a big factor in Karachi. In -- his critics is written right there are made in the mountainous region of Kashmir a region between Pakistan and Afghanistan and Tora Bora Wallace area. There are others that they can easily go over there. -- little. Little -- Obama behind analyzing things because of his Muslim he's a Muslim -- need to Iraq -- oh yeah. It's it's it's wouldn't doubt it's cute. Yeah well that's not against you it was a little love now here's another common low. Pop lock and load. Without the -- American truckers that lord -- job -- you know I'm more like you we go to like the home page but what it would also talked about -- mark comforting to me that Noah and all the truck there out of Frontline Gardner homeland because those guys you know. -- Yeah it's it's it's all -- oh well some. Barack Hussein Obama terrorism friends there is video of 9/11. -- hours and -- a while ago well. If it. I'm up and that provide baby needs. No sir black thing that we -- is a Muslim in the family I gotta fix those dolls -- get rid of each and every one dollar of -- my sex -- says stuff like that you pretend that it whispers that from here here's text only cries softly right. Thank god how I figured."

" My I haven't -- up a little bit it's time throughout the plane hit game the whole Internet is borrowing about. We speak briefly yeah. And confront the -- there are."

" flattering how the third installment of twenty feet -- beat it if a girl remembers you want the spurs to a lot. Although the second time we got one wrong yeah yeah yeah very upset about what he's been -- has for the -- can't do it. Well let's remind everyone how we play between could be I'll give you two topics that people on twitter might be nattering about. What you need to do is tell me which of those topics they're talking about more incessantly. For example -- that which has a louder we beat. Kim Jong Il or Shaquille O'Neal you'd probably say. Hinge on because people are talking about the rumors -- the North Korean dictator and his strong you understand the -- that are not that play."

" Sleepy."

" Is your first half. Bill Marr. Or Ringo Starr. And Starr -- to -- it is. These people worried about. Records got the new movie religion lets out. Where 127. People waited about Ringo -- right next."

" Movies any more -- that unit there are an arms -- that -- because he hasn't."

" Ringo -- too busy. I don't believe which you know I. You know I'd like I got a letter that area yeah your autograph request that your. Into it and he has had that."

" Outside the ring constantly doing this thing for we have to figure it out of course. You'll probably it'll act like. -- questions her. Thirty kind of like me out it -- screens -- question or Ringo green acres. Yeah. Has. Actually it."

" don't come have to be American truckers at war our -- next challenger. Or G Gordon Liddy. Are more people trading about the music -- have a mobile."

" This -- and that's maybe I -- Gordon -- I think G Gordon Liddy joined us. I. Yeah."

" I don't -- it. Yeah its twelve people have -- about. 37 people worried about G Gordon waiting mostly liberals -- indicated I was relationship with witty. Is more scandalous and Obama's relationship with sixties radical Bill Ayers and keep it now who is still a lot of people like to panic. I do we about it -- day via public yeah -- he's doing now see this yeah. Her final challenge ready. Ready are you sure to go through this one's really -- just aren't okay here's your vital challenge because there. Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Or Paul begala -- in an analyst it's an allegorical deliberately -- Clinton campaign advisers that their Beverly Hills Chihuahua of course being. And the movie. All of the prompter all the pro that -- that apple Paula but yeah it is an elections. Well the guy is on TV all the time."

" It's an election season nobody -- July. You know the box you know I can understand why wouldn't let me ask yourself do the people on twitter talk more about Beverly Hills Chihuahua or."

" Politics ask yourself and made it talked about what poll would go what was talked about last night and easy to budget we talk about how we --"

" I feel like. I don't act like -- I know that elections in that range in topic even got you know elections that I don't now. I -- against against my better judgment. Against my better judgment. I'm going to stay. Beverly Hills Chihuahua. -- drink."

" To celebrate. And -- people about it. Beverly Hills Chihuahua. I only won't hurt the box he had -- idea -- Clinton yeah. Well a lot."

" What you eggs. Both league edit. -- The -- out of what out of metal piece that -- great -- plug. Given to act that well yeah. But given -- Q yeah. Yet profound but plug this."

" Not. That commitment to."

" You can take that open monumental piece that you put your iPod in there which protected and -- and I."

" prepared to have a lot popSiren in the box that comes up every Thursday at 3 PM eastern at the pleasure. The pleasure being on the show. Yeah. Yeah. Well you know yeah what pentagon in the show and not -- yeah there's an event that it was going to join us tomorrow we thought the creator and star of the guild. Police should probably today. -- also are doctor or bulls that they feel -- in the but it vampire book with Apple and it's not so I --"

" Yeah. It is hitting you over here right here."

" wonderfully you pretty real class act until. We'll see the bought this episode the Internet started you -- GoDaddy got tough. Figure driven Internet superstar if you want to make it impact on -- godaddy.com. Had what you hate. I got news for close what -- world class don't think that's an easy web site builders and much more. About star one when he checked out and -- additional. -- Restriction applies inside and -- definitely you'll use the Internet again. -- Yeah. Yeah."

" War. This episode of Internet superstar has brought you by. GoDaddy dot cop. Yeah. Hello and welcome Internet superstar the show on the cover the most important intriguing insane people and things on line. And -- it's -- sergeant. And it joy and -- you don't -- Marty how are up pleasure to be doing yet another episode of Internet superstar with my idea that it's great -- on the calculation and -- and I think all the people in America are enjoying it even more you figure. They say all the time on the message boards how much they run. Yeah. Let's jump right -- and -- high tech news ticker this the big story we can actually do the whole show on this some horrible. Horribly disturbing news today regarding our most precious resources. Our children. Our children as usual as usual they're never ending quest to get to the real issues that affect us as a nation this election season Fox News has discovered an insidious plot to indoctrinate our children. It to the shady world of Islamic fundamentalism it out yeah -- that is disturbing Islamic fundamentalism could be any worse it. I don't like the public statements that because they're doing that to eliminate it isn't satan has been involved in this -- store on Fox News a doll. Our baby dolls are claiming are pro Islamic and even satanic messages. As it parents in Oklahoma and Pennsylvania and people right here this year and yeah yeah up people and yes. They that hear Fisher price is -- it -- mommy real loving baby cuddle and coo doll bubbling. -- is the light and -- in it king. If I -- who -- car of all will also Oklahoma told Fox News they're no more Green -- watched indicator. There isn't. It about this doll that makes it worse because -- is kind of -- it should think that it's like it's like you know -- naked in the gay agenda and -- junior high school actually like sponge Bob speaking negated if -- said that the box is -- well I'll -- up -- be -- there's a lot of these underhanded that's the way the Muslims do this illegally sneak -- and added that television doesn't -- our country from the inside with the -- with the children. So hot as a result of the theory target Wal-Mart stores in Oklahoma and Pennsylvania have pulled the toys. From their shelves. Do you want to see it. You'll see in the doll you want to hear the -- Q right well I mean all all baby -- are creepy but listen listen. Yeah. Here it said -- what a good thing. Islam is the light clears today. Yeah I think it's that none of them well we'll not know. Life analog outs that you that is that Islam is likely if that is -- to me they finally did. Shield that was -- the most surprising thing. Is the reaction on several online message boards such as family talk dot com and truckers -- war -- The most surprising thing is that the -- that talked about truckers Award dot com actually exit -- war truckers at war that they really are up but to say it's been allowed the lottery out their item in your area later. The U meter reads the truckers at war knocked on his first got -- Screw his love and if your price should be sued big time all you book clubs can socket and get out of my country I need it can't Muslim rage. Do what I did on the coach roaches last night -- need it. This is put. The truckers appearances like I wrote that it between between cross country road stories -- truck full of those dolls to while -- exactly it at anyone who does not believe that this is part of a quarter after by the way all these words are misspelled of course -- to indoctrinate children and hence the call. The blob is living -- dream world. Well I believe it that would articulate adult talk abilities -- kill cats in the neighborhood. Unbelievable. Unbelievable yeah I saw this on the news last night it is very scared just another former brain want should be perpetrated on our young. New -- Bigelow. And number eight doll. Yeah yeah. Yeah right yeah but that's found that value they get you aren't they -- they laboriously he would have been really aren't like. Islamic plot. Yeah it's important that they could creating these -- Elizabeth's -- even at. Now that. News."

" The actor is a big factor in Karachi. In -- his critics is written right there are made in the mountainous region of Kashmir a region between Pakistan and Afghanistan and Tora Bora Wallace area. There are others that they can easily go over there. -- little. Little -- Obama behind analyzing things because of his Muslim he's a Muslim -- need to Iraq -- oh yeah. It's it's it's wouldn't doubt it's cute. Yeah well that's not against you it was a little love now here's another common low. Pop lock and load. Without the -- American truckers that lord -- job -- you know I'm more like you we go to like the home page but what it would also talked about -- mark comforting to me that Noah and all the truck there out of Frontline Gardner homeland because those guys you know. -- Yeah it's it's it's all -- oh well some. Barack Hussein Obama terrorism friends there is video of 9/11. -- hours and -- a while ago well. If it. I'm up and that provide baby needs. No sir black thing that we -- is a Muslim in the family I gotta fix those dolls -- get rid of each and every one dollar of -- my sex -- says stuff like that you pretend that it whispers that from here here's text only cries softly right. Thank god how I figured."

" My I haven't -- up a little bit it's time throughout the plane hit game the whole Internet is borrowing about. We speak briefly yeah. And confront the -- there are."

" flattering how the third installment of twenty feet -- beat it if a girl remembers you want the spurs to a lot. Although the second time we got one wrong yeah yeah yeah very upset about what he's been -- has for the -- can't do it. Well let's remind everyone how we play between could be I'll give you two topics that people on twitter might be nattering about. What you need to do is tell me which of those topics they're talking about more incessantly. For example -- that which has a louder we beat. Kim Jong Il or Shaquille O'Neal you'd probably say. Hinge on because people are talking about the rumors -- the North Korean dictator and his strong you understand the -- that are not that play."

" Sleepy."

" Is your first half. Bill Marr. Or Ringo Starr. And Starr -- to -- it is. These people worried about. Records got the new movie religion lets out. Where 127. People waited about Ringo -- right next."

" Movies any more -- that unit there are an arms -- that -- because he hasn't."

" Ringo -- too busy. I don't believe which you know I. You know I'd like I got a letter that area yeah your autograph request that your. Into it and he has had that."

" Outside the ring constantly doing this thing for we have to figure it out of course. You'll probably it'll act like. -- questions her. Thirty kind of like me out it -- screens -- question or Ringo green acres. Yeah. Has. Actually it."

" don't come have to be American truckers at war our -- next challenger. Or G Gordon Liddy. Are more people trading about the music -- have a mobile."

" This -- and that's maybe I -- Gordon -- I think G Gordon Liddy joined us. I. Yeah."

" I don't -- it. Yeah its twelve people have -- about. 37 people worried about G Gordon waiting mostly liberals -- indicated I was relationship with witty. Is more scandalous and Obama's relationship with sixties radical Bill Ayers and keep it now who is still a lot of people like to panic. I do we about it -- day via public yeah -- he's doing now see this yeah. Her final challenge ready. Ready are you sure to go through this one's really -- just aren't okay here's your vital challenge because there. Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Or Paul begala -- in an analyst it's an allegorical deliberately -- Clinton campaign advisers that their Beverly Hills Chihuahua of course being. And the movie. All of the prompter all the pro that -- that apple Paula but yeah it is an elections. Well the guy is on TV all the time."

" It's an election season nobody -- July. You know the box you know I can understand why wouldn't let me ask yourself do the people on twitter talk more about Beverly Hills Chihuahua or."

" Politics ask yourself and made it talked about what poll would go what was talked about last night and easy to budget we talk about how we --"

" I feel like. I don't act like -- I know that elections in that range in topic even got you know elections that I don't now. I -- against against my better judgment. Against my better judgment. I'm going to stay. Beverly Hills Chihuahua. -- drink."

" To celebrate. And -- people about it. Beverly Hills Chihuahua. I only won't hurt the box he had -- idea -- Clinton yeah. Well a lot."

" What you eggs. Both league edit. -- The -- out of what out of metal piece that -- great -- plug. Given to act that well yeah. But given -- Q yeah. Yet profound but plug this."

" Not. That commitment to."

" You can take that open monumental piece that you put your iPod in there which protected and -- and I."

" prepared to have a lot popSiren in the box that comes up every Thursday at 3 PM eastern at the pleasure. The pleasure being on the show. Yeah. Yeah. Well you know yeah what pentagon in the show and not -- yeah there's an event that it was going to join us tomorrow we thought the creator and star of the guild. Police should probably today. -- also are doctor or bulls that they feel -- in the but it vampire book with Apple and it's not so I --"

" Yeah. It is hitting you over here right here."

" wonderfully you pretty real class act until. We'll see the bought this episode the Internet started you -- GoDaddy got tough. Figure driven Internet superstar if you want to make it impact on -- godaddy.com. Had what you hate. I got news for close what -- world class don't think that's an easy web site builders and much more. About star one when he checked out and -- additional. -- Restriction applies inside and -- definitely you'll use the Internet again. -- Yeah. Yeah."

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Started discussion: October 22, 2008 @ 12:35pm GMT

FirestoneX
about 1 year ago

suggestion

Hey, Martin, just a suggestion. I like Tweet Beet. But you need more risk with it....

Do it more like you did back on unscrewed...

Have 2 people or more compete against each other, and actually have prizes... Even if the prize is just a cheap trophy and the winner only gets to keep it if they win everytime or esle it goes to the next winner.

And the winner for one week as to come back next time to defend their title.

Something like that would make it a bit more interesting than just having Sarah do it every time.
ianonmac
about 1 year ago
I have just started watching this edition of the show, the second one I've seen, and 35 seconds in, I see one hugely massive reason to unsubscribe: jingoistic ignorance of other countries. The internet is global, you have viewers outside America. So why act like a jingoist and alienate them?
Bani-Banan
about 1 year ago
In reply to ianonmac:
I have just started watching this edition of the show, the second one I've seen, and 35 seconds in, I see one hugely massive reason to unsubscribe: jingoistic ignorance of other countries. The internet is global, you have viewers outside America. So why act like a jingoist and alienate them?


Insecure Muslim?
gobo
about 1 year ago
In reply to ianonmac:
I have just started watching this edition of the show, the second one I've seen, and 35 seconds in, I see one hugely massive reason to unsubscribe: jingoistic ignorance of other countries. The internet is global, you have viewers outside America. So why act like a jingoist and alienate them?


Since he put up that ridiculous picture of the flags I'm sure he was making joking around about it since pretty much EVERYTHING Martin and Jay do is a joke.
FirestoneX
about 1 year ago
In reply to ianonmac:
I have just started watching this edition of the show, the second one I've seen, and 35 seconds in, I see one hugely massive reason to unsubscribe: jingoistic ignorance of other countries. The internet is global, you have viewers outside America. So why act like a jingoist and alienate them?



I have no problem with people who don't believe what I do...

I do however have a problem with people who complain about people who say things that they don't agree with..

Bottom line, if you like a show, watch it.. If you don't, then don't watch it.. No need going around giving your opinion about why you don't like something... I believe Martin said something similar to this on the 2nd or 3rd episode of Infected about some guy who watched Martins podcasts and then went on like 3 or 4 blogs and wrote how much he hated it.

Fact is, this "network" is based in America. So if other people outside of America don't like what is said, simply don't watch...

I myself watch many podcasts from outside the U.S.... Sure mostly Canada, but also Japan and Britian. And sure, I don't get their humor sometimes or understand the popular topics or red button issues that they are talking about in there home land.... But I still watch it because I like the show... I don't go on their forums saying...

HEY YOU GOT AMERICANS WATCHING THIS!!!! YOU NEED TO ADJUST YOUR STYLE TO FIT MY PERSONALITY!!!!

That would be just stupid.




And by the way what part did you feel alienated from? Do you like baby dolls that say religious sayings? Personally I am a Christian. I have seen those Jesus and other religious "action figures" and I think that those are horrible. I don't think you should turn your religious figures into toys. Just doesn't seem very respectful. Just one guys opinion though. Did you find Thetruckersatwar website offensive. Because frankly Martin wasn't promoting that website, he is as shocked as all of us that that domain exists. He just reported what "news" he found online. So what specifically did you find Martin saying offensive.... Keeping in mind that 3/4 of the things Martin and Jay say are jokes. And if you don't watch the show regularly than you don't understand there sense of humor.
Mr. Underachiever
about 1 year ago
You know, watching this episode is sort of sad now. It's kind of disheartening to see this because this episode aired on Wednesday, and it's sad to think that it's likely that none of them knew that only five days later, they'd all be out of a job.
xzaio
11 months ago

used to love this show...

I used to love this show, but now I feel so offended, I am never going to watch it again. BTW I'm a muslim.
Kronos6948
11 months ago
In reply to xzaio:
I used to love this show, but now I feel so offended, I am never going to watch it again. BTW I'm a muslim.


You're kidding, right?

Obviously, you haven't been a lover of this show, otherwise you'd know that Martin just finds stuff on the web that is either weird or funny, and makes jokes about it.

Secondly, if you did follow the show and love it, you'd see that it's been CANCELLED for months now.

So, stop watching if you like...because it isn't on anymore anyway.
SlyNine
10 months ago
In reply to ianonmac:
I have just started watching this edition of the show, the second one I've seen, and 35 seconds in, I see one hugely massive reason to unsubscribe: jingoistic ignorance of other countries. The internet is global, you have viewers outside America. So why act like a jingoist and alienate them?


Yea because we should revolve our lives around other people and cultures, that in general scrutinize and hate us. Phht get over your selves.
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