" War. Episode of Internet superstars brought you by Bank of America. Music dot com and GoDaddy dot get your Internet today. A really really hot."

" Building a website with another company did engage in other need to do your acting out scenes at tables and you may be little carried out here. The website with go to dot com."

" I'm thirty. So look."

" This choice is clear. Make your website and GoDaddy got --"

" The promo codes are one quarter."

" Brace for it to yeah. Yeah. -- Sadly he's -- yeah. Absolutely no resources. Yeah I dressed."

" Hello and welcome Internet superstar that only online TV show that promises to not only guide you right into the center of the dark. Black pulpit all of the Internet but also get you back out again on the lie. And mostly -- from serious injury or weird errors related news. The winner is dangerous expedition. Internet marking the origin of going to college but my truck in Portland to hide. How you doing. You don't get it pretty good me you know that its commitment to tell you guys well. Big show today enjoying it right here in the huge part of this series -- that we've got. Most accomplished and perhaps most that's five practical -- I got a huge top -- from -- dot com -- and what you're able to be here to talk about a horrible -- he did to deserving people like Michael Jackson and acting put your. And I wouldn't -- these -- you're not a guy that's quick of them. What -- don't think joked that they know those. These -- I got -- is one."

" I'm against them back. Come notes that you didn't go near the -- and the twins again did you. Now when they got an Award about unsafe. Listen there's sixteen Gator you can't go near them and maybe share of it but that it can carry she's at least when -- Twain there -- this is premium. The other not outsiders fighters -- and I'll do my my my -- carvings a lot of rare luxuries and James Edward almost you know wanted to -- heard a knock at the door. And on the -- moment to open it up there's a lot baby boy line -- there just like he's all wrapped in a slot costs is like that stored in the -- eligible arrest is sudden you found baby. It's not that wanna the extra penis growing up about all this baby is beautiful it's perfect it it didn't then what you call you call the police -- struggle with that -- that I know what to do and I figured. I put him in this trash can ever hear it until they acted talking about. Well this is about twelve hours ago. Author's slim Jim and its Gatorade topic you keep what I call it hope to god -- spend money -- right now I don't figure -- costs a lot you about final lap baby boy Marten. It's in the trash can right here."

" He's -- in here yeah it. -- Little bit image yeah named him a name into -- Or can he looks party engine and that's what that -- cautioning that we'll be -- and and that engine that foreign movie downloads advances with the wolf let."

" College our protective services right now that we have -- would come down here that this poor child optima this year but let's not state -- this that is not so finish. College outlook. Assurances."

" It's sweet touch. Pure yeah praying."

" Humor. Yeah."

" And warriors. Yeah you want and where there. You class urban."

" I fifteen. Nation. Working."

" Home. Our own wounds were there."

" peace."

" Yet -- protectors yeah. We got some kind of a federal baby here in the shed. You gotta come come to come on. Nobody's taking my -- nobody's taken -- It right to Sakura outlaws -- will run to hell and back we let them split us apart boy come. Tomorrow no donated city but for me in my -- because we're -- stay together. I'm keeping him. Capers compared to -- is getting a truck. Come on board we're gonna run to hell and back and you know they -- don't ever come after me in my baby's okay here."

" Well. Against -- and got things to work out though. Where are we are I think it's time for that ever popular -- so."

" You want to be on the Internet that they had. Isn't this segment where -- don't want the Internet so badly they'll do what advocates including embarrassing their family or all of themselves tremendous physical pain. To accomplish. And her heart is the head to head -- friends -- bare -- in exchange for about 3000 YouTube it's it's an outline."

" All all of and had them in Canada that you never let anyone win DNC you're not anywhere near your bare chest with the power to."

" Well you can back to back whatever they'll offer and you off and don't -- lowdown. I got him in the truck and."

" He started screaming and already shall over the place. Spit up on himself and stuff. I know what to do a panic output in the men's room. It's Cracker Barrel off but to elect him -- know what to do some uses -- Ugandan. Yeah baby yeah men's room and Cracker Barrel I don't know I think Letterman let's just go to break."

" go to break I don't want yeah I think I think I can hardly you know abandoning part about you know it'll -- that but you know giddy about that yet. Pretty good notes those things can't be trusted I mean can do you be you one minute they're -- we met -- Look at this little him he's acted all night and played some football. -- rather than what it. -- to a Sox could have done that you haven't -- and the -- these -- like on her life -- that we never got T-Mobile -- play baseball. And yet -- out of run a trial on get a Turkey -- like that why you try to -- identities -- right. Isn't -- right yeah -- right -- in August and the humidity -- is now. We'll be right back with an. It's great it's -- surge on our grave right after this word from our sponsor."

" Yeah."

" I want to talk to you about your banking fantasies don't hold back what do you wear any bank and would you be in a bubble bath where TV and the mountain in the Swiss Alps not to hyper wireless access transferring funds made me. --"

" Yeah."

" And welcome back to my show. Born April Fool's Day in my next relatively Internet pre eminent prankster having made an -- that everyone from Michael Jackson had been quicker to the queen of England from dog -- dog the web's oldest coveted site. Here is -- on hard drives are not -- embody. Yes."

" I have got -- Great set by the way is right gifts Marty for you know talkers. Are. You learn that David has ever. This yeah well thank you Brian and you know for years. There come -- now he gets my -- and you can -- it's not an issue she's written in deeper problem -- Europe brags that its. Down anyway I would did you lose like -- that all of it I found the hearing but oddly enough and yeah. You move troops needed to Lackey trying to -- it -- and he's had a word with. Back in action on anything yeah. And yeah. Had an incident like that -- I'm here really where you really Arnold April -- Yeah. No thought to secure because -- prankster like you know the are really going on and you -- how do I know Amazon.com is really the oldest comedy site on the Internet -- we have to take my word for Atlantic."

" What's the point and it's really cool these you know 40000 dollars is worth it yeah of course. I mean yours and it's. Gotten -- right now awesome 40000 dollars seriously and that's that's the super we'll rank you. Explain that you've got -- these things light up so it -- website name rather than prince's name that the -- explanation is -- now that was pretty good yeah."

" Yeah it was that prince halftime show a couple of years ago and we handed out thousands of these things that are called the prince party pack and it was like when you light that went like a light up necklace that went around your neck. --"

" Group with the you Sheila yeah. If -- behest you have Morse. -- I don't really go -- definitely attractive there's there's a fine line between B and funny and just being Kia how -- to you that you cross -- what is that line yeah about every day it's -- in she was the biggest Dick cranky venerable loves them yeah some people say that's."

" Of the prank phone calls go a little bit too far more kind of harassing customer service reps that. Any of us who have like had to wait on the phone call me in touch with the utility company your credit card companies like -- agree on this we hate them we just hate having to do that and so when I -- and trying to fight back the little guy really does -- writing a book now which is a prime book for children yeah. This is relied ages he had called mr. Baker's manuals can be out next year 2009 and it is a -- of pranks and practical jokes for kids age eight to twelve right. And crew members like when you're can't make the joy buzzer -- ice cube and all those pranks that kind of sucks and they didn't really work this book will change the game entirely this ship with kids how to build real pranks. Real practical jokes in their house and step by step instructions it's really it's great I'm so proud of everybody."

" The blue you have one you can show again and I want along here. -- These low price obviously. It is -- firewall and I think that's the it's. Lineup. The chopped off pars then Theres another like -- little prank on them question he just keep. Remind me not to come over the Clinton an indicator households are shocking state president -- I'm not gonna get shot. --"

" And yeah. Yeah. Particularly this is something -- well. Private behavior like that month. I just don't pretend like you're gonna -- and there dog there you go. And look what about that. Up until. The -- yet. And Adobe apparently didn't that's like rampant. But Portland dollar stubborn dog and drag them Bloomberg -- mangled sentences that it is charged."

" Using an ordinary well that's fun -- camera a lot of ordinary staple -- got a battery in here and I'm gonna -- you just how this works though. These cameras here we have this. This capacity and capacity guys may know it's like a little electronic water -- in science and know what you're yes. Correct and what they do is on the market it will basically you know kind of like the charge NT -- stock. I think it should obviously I'm you put this here and I'm gonna charge the Daimler. Touch to those you leave early right -- the students. I don't know anything here. A real important to frighten -- with -- that's the argument and to bill until the old record and he's going to be a great book everybody's going to -- the -- hand and actually. Like real posed as a written off. Going to be great there's going to be -- yeah."

" Is great -- dot com is the -- comedies and I thought that has -- 1995. Yes thank you John. I -- its -- in the hey don't let them accurately -- god also by the book. Crank the monkey -- look in the new book is going to result mister -- manual that outlined July 2000 and god I didn't that would lead good lives yeah yeah. -- smart remarks funds are right is that what you're talking here. The good that you're brought -- has made it harder than he -- exercise it."

" My uncle Bernie was one of those huge she adds. To the point of being -- year. And every family gathering -- he -- talk about with the latest obscure recordings you've found and the newest trend coming out of Japan. He was always sitting alone his mustache -- in potato salad muttered to himself about bebop. He was eventually banned from the family. We later found out he spent the entire pension obscured jazz fusion albums and died penniless and halfway house since they're accused. You didn't know about -- music that number one site are Independent music. Do you think delivers songs that every genre in the universally compatible MP3 format which means -- music plays on your iPod or -- with no restrictions or ERM hassles. Internet superstar partnered with music to create a handpicked play list of the road gators are my favorites off. This if he music dot com slash Internet superstar. Download the songs and let us know what you think if you sign up now you think god complex Internet superstar you'll get 53 thoughts. Boy uncle Ernie and that he would have had to spend the last six years have been like eating cat food. -- listening to miles davis' life evil older thankful her. And her dad. Thank you."

" Yeah. And welcome back tonight now. -- do you think that flight helmet with the with the government boy. I'm no good -- of basic and there wasn't it Martin for what I've done outlook mobile app baited him unless it booted from speculative thoughts but. When I'm in my advice is only one place like -- that's the -- all the -- gym teacher. -- called the second coach goal taking every one taken Waco and has been sick about this man."

" I suspect that my wife is having an affair. The last week I cutter in the yet let's just say my world this torn apart. No question believer but I think I still love her what's your dad do son destroyed. What destroyed. That he did at you like a woman. That for a snake I -- Wii's and god damn snakes. Back when I was coach in division -- ball that's that had done its part Texas nice to have this Mexican border walked every step -- the practice field chicken for its next report I didn't get out of my truck. They hit the outside of that tenth season with the goddamn things. So mean and that's where it's my second set up Laporte -- Jim let's go we can look up and of them live in to see that could just move and it's even try and back up on itself. Just to live we've got -- well I hope that helps. Never live it's always important goal Robinson is labeled uncle told the court -- because gold ever visited thirty dot com."

" Thanks go out. Yeah. We feel better if you could match your pain with you know so meaningless sex so. Why don't you give us what you gators that it's Bruce -- where he -- you know bureau for that might help me forget what -- done. I did write a nice home this week it was just one more. Forget name's Jenna haze Janice Hayes -- gap. Hmm."

" What's your life don't brain. -- We looked easy and hailed club of the win this world just weasels. Flowers strike aired an honorable homeless and deeds and green really light. With then new fragile and yellows and we'll urgent press in the woods. Which is better and sing a ball clear chorus. Junior suite. And analysts and."

" About it. Well no feeling better now. -- A little wander the earth and -- on two stocks is what problem do and is considered a war without him. I'm will find it until it's will be together what did you all the things that he needs to know life like how to pick in the waitresses donkeys -- how to pirate cable -- at a going to snapping turtle. And stuff. He's come unforeseeable. That. Baby crying out there become. Not. I held county -- together."

" Oh yeah yeah. Yeah you're gonna learn -- the Donna -- college golf has not a -- Andre want to tricked everyone into want to make sure nobody and then thanks to you don't want -- we'll -- the bar."

" No definitely going to get him he's a little bit yeah going to get -- that it didn't ha."

" Changed his speed to burn it and."

" Yeah. Here and it's -- cats."

" I mean -- you sleep."

" This morning killed them with the."

" you do delaying June. Well it can't soon lose him. Yeah."

" War. Episode of Internet superstars brought you by Bank of America. Music dot com and GoDaddy dot get your Internet today. A really really hot."

" Building a website with another company did engage in other need to do your acting out scenes at tables and you may be little carried out here. The website with go to dot com."

" I'm thirty. So look."

" This choice is clear. Make your website and GoDaddy got --"

" The promo codes are one quarter."

" Brace for it to yeah. Yeah. -- Sadly he's -- yeah. Absolutely no resources. Yeah I dressed."

" Hello and welcome Internet superstar that only online TV show that promises to not only guide you right into the center of the dark. Black pulpit all of the Internet but also get you back out again on the lie. And mostly -- from serious injury or weird errors related news. The winner is dangerous expedition. Internet marking the origin of going to college but my truck in Portland to hide. How you doing. You don't get it pretty good me you know that its commitment to tell you guys well. Big show today enjoying it right here in the huge part of this series -- that we've got. Most accomplished and perhaps most that's five practical -- I got a huge top -- from -- dot com -- and what you're able to be here to talk about a horrible -- he did to deserving people like Michael Jackson and acting put your. And I wouldn't -- these -- you're not a guy that's quick of them. What -- don't think joked that they know those. These -- I got -- is one."

" I'm against them back. Come notes that you didn't go near the -- and the twins again did you. Now when they got an Award about unsafe. Listen there's sixteen Gator you can't go near them and maybe share of it but that it can carry she's at least when -- Twain there -- this is premium. The other not outsiders fighters -- and I'll do my my my -- carvings a lot of rare luxuries and James Edward almost you know wanted to -- heard a knock at the door. And on the -- moment to open it up there's a lot baby boy line -- there just like he's all wrapped in a slot costs is like that stored in the -- eligible arrest is sudden you found baby. It's not that wanna the extra penis growing up about all this baby is beautiful it's perfect it it didn't then what you call you call the police -- struggle with that -- that I know what to do and I figured. I put him in this trash can ever hear it until they acted talking about. Well this is about twelve hours ago. Author's slim Jim and its Gatorade topic you keep what I call it hope to god -- spend money -- right now I don't figure -- costs a lot you about final lap baby boy Marten. It's in the trash can right here."

" He's -- in here yeah it. -- Little bit image yeah named him a name into -- Or can he looks party engine and that's what that -- cautioning that we'll be -- and and that engine that foreign movie downloads advances with the wolf let."

" College our protective services right now that we have -- would come down here that this poor child optima this year but let's not state -- this that is not so finish. College outlook. Assurances."

" It's sweet touch. Pure yeah praying."

" Humor. Yeah."

" And warriors. Yeah you want and where there. You class urban."

" I fifteen. Nation. Working."

" Home. Our own wounds were there."

" peace."

" Yet -- protectors yeah. We got some kind of a federal baby here in the shed. You gotta come come to come on. Nobody's taking my -- nobody's taken -- It right to Sakura outlaws -- will run to hell and back we let them split us apart boy come. Tomorrow no donated city but for me in my -- because we're -- stay together. I'm keeping him. Capers compared to -- is getting a truck. Come on board we're gonna run to hell and back and you know they -- don't ever come after me in my baby's okay here."

" Well. Against -- and got things to work out though. Where are we are I think it's time for that ever popular -- so."

" You want to be on the Internet that they had. Isn't this segment where -- don't want the Internet so badly they'll do what advocates including embarrassing their family or all of themselves tremendous physical pain. To accomplish. And her heart is the head to head -- friends -- bare -- in exchange for about 3000 YouTube it's it's an outline."

" All all of and had them in Canada that you never let anyone win DNC you're not anywhere near your bare chest with the power to."

" Well you can back to back whatever they'll offer and you off and don't -- lowdown. I got him in the truck and."

" He started screaming and already shall over the place. Spit up on himself and stuff. I know what to do a panic output in the men's room. It's Cracker Barrel off but to elect him -- know what to do some uses -- Ugandan. Yeah baby yeah men's room and Cracker Barrel I don't know I think Letterman let's just go to break."

" go to break I don't want yeah I think I think I can hardly you know abandoning part about you know it'll -- that but you know giddy about that yet. Pretty good notes those things can't be trusted I mean can do you be you one minute they're -- we met -- Look at this little him he's acted all night and played some football. -- rather than what it. -- to a Sox could have done that you haven't -- and the -- these -- like on her life -- that we never got T-Mobile -- play baseball. And yet -- out of run a trial on get a Turkey -- like that why you try to -- identities -- right. Isn't -- right yeah -- right -- in August and the humidity -- is now. We'll be right back with an. It's great it's -- surge on our grave right after this word from our sponsor."

" Yeah."

" I want to talk to you about your banking fantasies don't hold back what do you wear any bank and would you be in a bubble bath where TV and the mountain in the Swiss Alps not to hyper wireless access transferring funds made me. --"

" Yeah."

" And welcome back to my show. Born April Fool's Day in my next relatively Internet pre eminent prankster having made an -- that everyone from Michael Jackson had been quicker to the queen of England from dog -- dog the web's oldest coveted site. Here is -- on hard drives are not -- embody. Yes."

" I have got -- Great set by the way is right gifts Marty for you know talkers. Are. You learn that David has ever. This yeah well thank you Brian and you know for years. There come -- now he gets my -- and you can -- it's not an issue she's written in deeper problem -- Europe brags that its. Down anyway I would did you lose like -- that all of it I found the hearing but oddly enough and yeah. You move troops needed to Lackey trying to -- it -- and he's had a word with. Back in action on anything yeah. And yeah. Had an incident like that -- I'm here really where you really Arnold April -- Yeah. No thought to secure because -- prankster like you know the are really going on and you -- how do I know Amazon.com is really the oldest comedy site on the Internet -- we have to take my word for Atlantic."

" What's the point and it's really cool these you know 40000 dollars is worth it yeah of course. I mean yours and it's. Gotten -- right now awesome 40000 dollars seriously and that's that's the super we'll rank you. Explain that you've got -- these things light up so it -- website name rather than prince's name that the -- explanation is -- now that was pretty good yeah."

" Yeah it was that prince halftime show a couple of years ago and we handed out thousands of these things that are called the prince party pack and it was like when you light that went like a light up necklace that went around your neck. --"

" Group with the you Sheila yeah. If -- behest you have Morse. -- I don't really go -- definitely attractive there's there's a fine line between B and funny and just being Kia how -- to you that you cross -- what is that line yeah about every day it's -- in she was the biggest Dick cranky venerable loves them yeah some people say that's."

" Of the prank phone calls go a little bit too far more kind of harassing customer service reps that. Any of us who have like had to wait on the phone call me in touch with the utility company your credit card companies like -- agree on this we hate them we just hate having to do that and so when I -- and trying to fight back the little guy really does -- writing a book now which is a prime book for children yeah. This is relied ages he had called mr. Baker's manuals can be out next year 2009 and it is a -- of pranks and practical jokes for kids age eight to twelve right. And crew members like when you're can't make the joy buzzer -- ice cube and all those pranks that kind of sucks and they didn't really work this book will change the game entirely this ship with kids how to build real pranks. Real practical jokes in their house and step by step instructions it's really it's great I'm so proud of everybody."

" The blue you have one you can show again and I want along here. -- These low price obviously. It is -- firewall and I think that's the it's. Lineup. The chopped off pars then Theres another like -- little prank on them question he just keep. Remind me not to come over the Clinton an indicator households are shocking state president -- I'm not gonna get shot. --"

" And yeah. Yeah. Particularly this is something -- well. Private behavior like that month. I just don't pretend like you're gonna -- and there dog there you go. And look what about that. Up until. The -- yet. And Adobe apparently didn't that's like rampant. But Portland dollar stubborn dog and drag them Bloomberg -- mangled sentences that it is charged."

" Using an ordinary well that's fun -- camera a lot of ordinary staple -- got a battery in here and I'm gonna -- you just how this works though. These cameras here we have this. This capacity and capacity guys may know it's like a little electronic water -- in science and know what you're yes. Correct and what they do is on the market it will basically you know kind of like the charge NT -- stock. I think it should obviously I'm you put this here and I'm gonna charge the Daimler. Touch to those you leave early right -- the students. I don't know anything here. A real important to frighten -- with -- that's the argument and to bill until the old record and he's going to be a great book everybody's going to -- the -- hand and actually. Like real posed as a written off. Going to be great there's going to be -- yeah."

" Is great -- dot com is the -- comedies and I thought that has -- 1995. Yes thank you John. I -- its -- in the hey don't let them accurately -- god also by the book. Crank the monkey -- look in the new book is going to result mister -- manual that outlined July 2000 and god I didn't that would lead good lives yeah yeah. -- smart remarks funds are right is that what you're talking here. The good that you're brought -- has made it harder than he -- exercise it."

" My uncle Bernie was one of those huge she adds. To the point of being -- year. And every family gathering -- he -- talk about with the latest obscure recordings you've found and the newest trend coming out of Japan. He was always sitting alone his mustache -- in potato salad muttered to himself about bebop. He was eventually banned from the family. We later found out he spent the entire pension obscured jazz fusion albums and died penniless and halfway house since they're accused. You didn't know about -- music that number one site are Independent music. Do you think delivers songs that every genre in the universally compatible MP3 format which means -- music plays on your iPod or -- with no restrictions or ERM hassles. Internet superstar partnered with music to create a handpicked play list of the road gators are my favorites off. This if he music dot com slash Internet superstar. Download the songs and let us know what you think if you sign up now you think god complex Internet superstar you'll get 53 thoughts. Boy uncle Ernie and that he would have had to spend the last six years have been like eating cat food. -- listening to miles davis' life evil older thankful her. And her dad. Thank you."

" Yeah. And welcome back tonight now. -- do you think that flight helmet with the with the government boy. I'm no good -- of basic and there wasn't it Martin for what I've done outlook mobile app baited him unless it booted from speculative thoughts but. When I'm in my advice is only one place like -- that's the -- all the -- gym teacher. -- called the second coach goal taking every one taken Waco and has been sick about this man."

" I suspect that my wife is having an affair. The last week I cutter in the yet let's just say my world this torn apart. No question believer but I think I still love her what's your dad do son destroyed. What destroyed. That he did at you like a woman. That for a snake I -- Wii's and god damn snakes. Back when I was coach in division -- ball that's that had done its part Texas nice to have this Mexican border walked every step -- the practice field chicken for its next report I didn't get out of my truck. They hit the outside of that tenth season with the goddamn things. So mean and that's where it's my second set up Laporte -- Jim let's go we can look up and of them live in to see that could just move and it's even try and back up on itself. Just to live we've got -- well I hope that helps. Never live it's always important goal Robinson is labeled uncle told the court -- because gold ever visited thirty dot com."

" Thanks go out. Yeah. We feel better if you could match your pain with you know so meaningless sex so. Why don't you give us what you gators that it's Bruce -- where he -- you know bureau for that might help me forget what -- done. I did write a nice home this week it was just one more. Forget name's Jenna haze Janice Hayes -- gap. Hmm."

" What's your life don't brain. -- We looked easy and hailed club of the win this world just weasels. Flowers strike aired an honorable homeless and deeds and green really light. With then new fragile and yellows and we'll urgent press in the woods. Which is better and sing a ball clear chorus. Junior suite. And analysts and."

" About it. Well no feeling better now. -- A little wander the earth and -- on two stocks is what problem do and is considered a war without him. I'm will find it until it's will be together what did you all the things that he needs to know life like how to pick in the waitresses donkeys -- how to pirate cable -- at a going to snapping turtle. And stuff. He's come unforeseeable. That. Baby crying out there become. Not. I held county -- together."

" Oh yeah yeah. Yeah you're gonna learn -- the Donna -- college golf has not a -- Andre want to tricked everyone into want to make sure nobody and then thanks to you don't want -- we'll -- the bar."

" No definitely going to get him he's a little bit yeah going to get -- that it didn't ha."

" Changed his speed to burn it and."

" Yeah. Here and it's -- cats."

" I mean -- you sleep."

" This morning killed them with the."

" you do delaying June. Well it can't soon lose him. Yeah."