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Wednesday, February 20th, 2008 – running time 31:32
Martin moves ever closer to his goal of becoming an Internet Superstar by interviewing with hi-tech sexpert Violet Blue and the guy behind the blog "Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians."

Hey gang! Here's where we found all the amazing people, videos and other online bric-a-brac featured in Episode 4 of Internet Superstar:

Guests:

Keith May's "Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians" http://www.menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com

Sexpert Violet Blue's Site http://www.tinynibbles.com

Violet Blue's Podcast, "Open Source Sex" http://violetblue.libsyn.com

Violet Blue's Favorite Sex Store, Good Vibrations http://www.goodvibes.com

Violet Blue's Favorite Bondage & Fetish Store, Madame S http://www.madame-s.com/

Videos:

Big Guy Shooting Pistol http://www.doubleviking.com/videos/page0.html/7904.html

Human-Looking Fish That Look Like 80s Comedian David Brenner http://eur.il.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/premiere_photo/20050905/17/2702182996.jpg http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1b0_1187591177

Wildly Untalented Bunch of Singers in Stadium http://www.doubleviking.com/videos/page0.html/7923.html

Online Bric-a-Brac:

Man in Tiger Paint http://www.bodypainting.co.uk/portfolio/bodypainting/le-tigre.html

Man in Short Shorts http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/ugly-people-301.htm

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-Internet's Martin Sargent

Highlights
Elton John ( 9:51 ) high school ( 26:26 ) high tech ( 2:17, 13:03, 24:34 ) Hillary Clinton ( 10:23 )

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" And welcome to vote. On Internet superstar I am Martins are now joined hands Obama got about."

" I'm really build a full lives they don't live in a news and prime rib and Atlanta collider -- restaurant you -- on the -- planet and -- you. -- Well is bad you are really didn't and then oratory five -- specially can meet. Primary have held up well you don't -- doesn't brown recluse spider might by the comment you know what I gotta get rid of this thing it turned into that kid actor. Haley Joel Osmond oh man you know -- It's very go away but that's a good sign that Canada hell did you a lot of that he's not going to be around for much lines it's gonna disappear. So I would think that begins I believe it's it's pretty much -- I hope so -- them. They cute Carrie gives me the Willies I don't blame hey. -- well. It just lousy it's lousy with Internet super -- there. Going to be sticking with sex because the high tech world's foremost expert. Violet blue will be joining us did you familiar with violet blue whose body of -- images and Eilat a Atlantic partner and not a -- pilot who went back here. Your -- on the boards are violent who. But that porn star that actually been sued by the violent blues going to be rockin' with us today and other porn -- you're thinking -- have to go by the name -- violin a blue. Should always be about polygamy makes and it terrible things are -- thirteen and TV VCR that I -- truck just like on so that. The you're telling him as the wrong here on its argument there on bureau uses sixty injuries penetration. No -- the run well all right whatever men I don't understand which means. Odd the mother -- coming here today she is a very well respected sex educator and all there. She is website tiny nibbles dock objects that she's sex columnist for the San -- the crowd going to litigate this planet again it's no that was the other one. Yeah just goes directly into is going to be -- good answer all of our sex questions which I have many foremost among them is why won't anyone upset with me. So hopefully she's going to be able to what are you gonna ask by -- into a sequel to fast times at deep crack -- you don't get mad. You know again I get it man. If you if you seen it -- you get too -- should do a sequel to match because some hot stuff in Alaska Alaska you know that the new design on MySpace. That is that a -- Then this yeah. That's been stuck in my head it's not a good son to be single and Hillary -- elected the flags fluttered from all your dad are trying to do seven Manhattan a senior Shiite permit. Smith yeah and did that and Australia big. Like what that's a scary (%expletive) making their work and I imagine you you lose your to go home and man that's like carry around like a mellow yellow bottle full have a million have gasoline is parliament -- or -- who works for me thank you know it's getting kind of bugs human you know there isn't nobody you have sex with me is that I am apparently obese. The value musical template and how much I mean did and that. And that a lot of."

" You've been writing some pretty mean spirited things on the forums about my white yet and yeah it's true. This argues a couple pounds above winding way but."

" who lives don't know is that over the past two months. I've actually lost 230 pounds yeah. It's right there is any months ago right after infected got canceled I got all right the depressed and I wanna kind of movie yeah. That led me to ballooning up over 400 -- I mean I spent all day it was locked in my room with him that in your life -- Peter Gabriel and cinema -- drink and sunny. Or act I don't know that god -- honorable or the whole immortal changes caused by the sugar in the -- I cried a lot that I cry a lot of plots being shameful tears and I would be a liar if I didn't admit that once or twice during those dark confusing times. I thought. About hurting myself and I even bought a pistol. And this is actual video footage of me taking target practice out now my backyard to six weeks ago. --"

" And what was I practicing my quick jump or. Just say I'm -- like think about it now but. Sweet do you."

" He's slimmed out of bush -- And I thought maybe the thing that. -- wasn't even aware Apollo -- let myself go into just like a lot of people that I stumbled across an Internet people that does that and realized on the Internet the they've just they've let themselves go for example this guy here this guy probably. Has no idea that he looks much more like a dangerous kind of wild and he does indeed with John look at. And this I've shot has no idea these -- new shorts are actually anything but. And I'm certain that these hotshot fish. And no clue that goes human faces through which there's no damn proud really only make them look like these comedian David Brown what might play. Does this say that. We all have low point in our lives mean none of us are perfect but it's not until we realize how far we've fallen. That were able to pick ourselves up and start fixing the problem and that means we -- trot out the most unfortunate."

" Amongst those are honest and reliable all the capacity stadium because we can happen publicly. It then send. Okay do it."

" all of those people who have been writing these tell me that I've packed on a few right thank you for your time concern. I'm fully aware of my situation. I'm working on it in fact while you're watching that video -- plummeted the entire family size bag of volumes -- for the show. It to this block Internet."

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" I'm doing -- that you are you guys."

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" To read and another man who would like -- lesbians -- to nominate your own go to his blog that look like old lesbians -- Blogspot. Dot com okay Justin and will talk sex with high tech world's foremost. And on this subject violet blue yeah right after a quick word. Response."

" A lot to be your Internet superstar. We didn't -- to go again Michelle quality stuff you're it to you. And use the promo codes don't watch the great state. Cats. Don't like his -- expense. -- superstar. Go to."

" Yeah. Welcome back here. Linux -- of the best selling author as well blogger columnist podcaster blogger ends expert was also named with a top 25 web celebs like Forbes magazine. Here comes. Violent."

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" As little -- for -- so you're also you're not -- using the sexually also huge in the high tech world and there. -- you know people think that like geeks are different about sex and they don't they do do you find. Then there's a difference between the geek love and in the -- absolutely there it's -- geeks do when they do."

" Oh my god -- wave and I think you just made so many friends out here. True you know I mean come on my life is that what they do -- Exactly this and a lot of time clowns and think about their eyes as they. -- Iannetta on the Internet they are very big they're generally pretty. Specific and in touch with what they want and they like. On there -- a little tricky about communication because they can view little bit when John which I have no problem communications can be likes -- would you like you know what are we gonna do next and that's the thing. And they're you know they're highly technical when their excessive how perfect -- that for -- acts. You know it's like okay you -- about the players and the glitters isn't how it works for me. It's time to learn they can -- yes and that's like hacking projects at."

" But I did it carries and a body. It's very -- slow it. I think seriously you want to learn all about sex and the unit itself when the best -- is -- the violence website it is tiny nibbles die on that threat and everything and I and absolutely absolutely and you know you'll find out about all -- other projects for podcasts open source actor -- all these other things. Go there including all the 25 books you've written bestselling author of this market -- guided the g.s bought the best neurotic women's erotica. It's all there are kind of -- bought it it's been a real pleasure having you here in the shed you my friend our Internet superstar. Fancy bar thank you so much doing a play yard charged with me."

" I have room hello -- up next. We'll hear from my old high school gym teacher right after this word from my spots."

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" And welcome back."

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" Did coastal. I'm 28 years old and -- recently quit my job -- six years to return to college full time. I think my husband is starters that have to do more -- than normal around the house. And I'm afraid he's gonna take it out of me in passive aggressive way it's. What -- I do to clear the air signed frustrated. Well president I don't know much about passive aggressive behavior more what I do know is that feeling when you line someone up in your site. And you bear down on like Howland freight train from hell would you hit him. Tonight hit the wall but -- it's like you don't even feel like two bodies become 1%. In. -- well that's what we call a sweet spot it. It doesn't feel sweet like that to the other -- to the got taken the hit. To him -- man and -- black and white hot stuff like total ever pale. That's when talking about that's the kind of slowly evacuating get that big time players live for that is what all this away. The playing the fear in the tears are about that is why we -- football players we would hit someone so hard this like the -- and it's. And come off Africa. So my question -- you always frustrated are you a big time player are you just a week little -- You think about that you think about it loan and you think about it hard. I hope that mills river life it's always -- goal people who of the tonight. I'm -- cold and I'll see you. On the -- What they do got a question for coach calls and to coach goal."

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" This episode of Internet superstar has brought you bite go to -- dot com. Netflix. And the satellite -- 24 hundred's yes."

" So all I can do these things well the whole thing. Lana -- how talented. His tank has. About time these. It yeah it."

" They stripped him. Yeah. So jeez just -- Exactly he's acquitted yeah. Absolutely no resources and yeah --"

" And welcome to vote. On Internet superstar I am Martins are now joined hands Obama got about."

" I'm really build a full lives they don't live in a news and prime rib and Atlanta collider -- restaurant you -- on the -- planet and -- you. -- Well is bad you are really didn't and then oratory five -- specially can meet. Primary have held up well you don't -- doesn't brown recluse spider might by the comment you know what I gotta get rid of this thing it turned into that kid actor. Haley Joel Osmond oh man you know -- It's very go away but that's a good sign that Canada hell did you a lot of that he's not going to be around for much lines it's gonna disappear. So I would think that begins I believe it's it's pretty much -- I hope so -- them. They cute Carrie gives me the Willies I don't blame hey. -- well. It just lousy it's lousy with Internet super -- there. Going to be sticking with sex because the high tech world's foremost expert. Violet blue will be joining us did you familiar with violet blue whose body of -- images and Eilat a Atlantic partner and not a -- pilot who went back here. Your -- on the boards are violent who. But that porn star that actually been sued by the violent blues going to be rockin' with us today and other porn -- you're thinking -- have to go by the name -- violin a blue. Should always be about polygamy makes and it terrible things are -- thirteen and TV VCR that I -- truck just like on so that. The you're telling him as the wrong here on its argument there on bureau uses sixty injuries penetration. No -- the run well all right whatever men I don't understand which means. Odd the mother -- coming here today she is a very well respected sex educator and all there. She is website tiny nibbles dock objects that she's sex columnist for the San -- the crowd going to litigate this planet again it's no that was the other one. Yeah just goes directly into is going to be -- good answer all of our sex questions which I have many foremost among them is why won't anyone upset with me. So hopefully she's going to be able to what are you gonna ask by -- into a sequel to fast times at deep crack -- you don't get mad. You know again I get it man. If you if you seen it -- you get too -- should do a sequel to match because some hot stuff in Alaska Alaska you know that the new design on MySpace. That is that a -- Then this yeah. That's been stuck in my head it's not a good son to be single and Hillary -- elected the flags fluttered from all your dad are trying to do seven Manhattan a senior Shiite permit. Smith yeah and did that and Australia big. Like what that's a scary (%expletive) making their work and I imagine you you lose your to go home and man that's like carry around like a mellow yellow bottle full have a million have gasoline is parliament -- or -- who works for me thank you know it's getting kind of bugs human you know there isn't nobody you have sex with me is that I am apparently obese. The value musical template and how much I mean did and that. And that a lot of."

" You've been writing some pretty mean spirited things on the forums about my white yet and yeah it's true. This argues a couple pounds above winding way but."

" who lives don't know is that over the past two months. I've actually lost 230 pounds yeah. It's right there is any months ago right after infected got canceled I got all right the depressed and I wanna kind of movie yeah. That led me to ballooning up over 400 -- I mean I spent all day it was locked in my room with him that in your life -- Peter Gabriel and cinema -- drink and sunny. Or act I don't know that god -- honorable or the whole immortal changes caused by the sugar in the -- I cried a lot that I cry a lot of plots being shameful tears and I would be a liar if I didn't admit that once or twice during those dark confusing times. I thought. About hurting myself and I even bought a pistol. And this is actual video footage of me taking target practice out now my backyard to six weeks ago. --"

" And what was I practicing my quick jump or. Just say I'm -- like think about it now but. Sweet do you."

" He's slimmed out of bush -- And I thought maybe the thing that. -- wasn't even aware Apollo -- let myself go into just like a lot of people that I stumbled across an Internet people that does that and realized on the Internet the they've just they've let themselves go for example this guy here this guy probably. Has no idea that he looks much more like a dangerous kind of wild and he does indeed with John look at. And this I've shot has no idea these -- new shorts are actually anything but. And I'm certain that these hotshot fish. And no clue that goes human faces through which there's no damn proud really only make them look like these comedian David Brown what might play. Does this say that. We all have low point in our lives mean none of us are perfect but it's not until we realize how far we've fallen. That were able to pick ourselves up and start fixing the problem and that means we -- trot out the most unfortunate."

" Amongst those are honest and reliable all the capacity stadium because we can happen publicly. It then send. Okay do it."

" all of those people who have been writing these tell me that I've packed on a few right thank you for your time concern. I'm fully aware of my situation. I'm working on it in fact while you're watching that video -- plummeted the entire family size bag of volumes -- for the show. It to this block Internet."

" Get on my first round of the blog dedicated to alerting -- who had started to resemble old let. At met who look like old lesbians dot Blogspot dot com it's a noble cause I'm proud to welcome the site founder. She made tighter keyboards I'm okay."

" I'm doing -- that you are you guys."

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