" War. This episode of Internet superstars. Occupy. Athletics. And music and -- it yourself. In the day. Nine bodies. -- Make it easier and get hotter more website -- godaddy.com. Using mobile -- yeah ordering. Case for T yeah. She's still -- Exactly he's doing -- Absolutely no resources and yeah."

" Superstar this thing hit the web. Since this woman. And Internet Barton Sargent Andrew I got it. And managed to thank the mother my first job -- this -- thought well I can do that showed today I've been so much pain every time I laugh I don't think I'm gonna be doing much leopard is not a very funny show I think it worth. Bush is like civil war disease you know buffalo hides his side and I got sick as well. It's all paying every time I caught that it got my lap anything like that what is -- I don't know maybe we began a lot of people -- and say that the bottle with he has been. It's -- should show like first thing in the morning. Outside. Well I will put little like copy just just for you people there what an honor -- it feel like that players and the sharp. Pain maybe -- enough anyway at first -- is the news the Internet all this blogger noted during her. Ulster if all of ride has passed away at the ripe old age of 107. Years old and and even though -- 37 years his senior. This woman clearly knew more about computers and now the youngster John McCain. Or our current president Lincoln ride I enjoyed reading your blog -- this that active -- because I haven't updated my blogs art world and over a year then again I'm not confined to a nursing and so I've got better things to do. An -- like twitter for example. Twitter.com slash Martin Sargent quality all of he'll be missed the block in the great Blogosphere in this guy. Speaking of great bloggers we got a remarkable one on the program today we've got one of the most successful in the business you're a huge playoff today Christian Lander of the wildly popular stuff white people like we'll be with us you on this -- Like it's about things that white people white people not like people like you. Until NASCAR could -- is like iron man is stuff like that -- Like arson. Now -- and PR it's like that got a white person like me what you may not like people like you. What people are just lies here white people. I would another exclusive interview with. It's on the show today the -- one of the most viewed video in history. The Star Wars kid will be here. It'll be nice to catch up with him see how young adulthood has been tried kids' -- and you. But let's stick your high tech tech news ticker which which oh boy this is a good way to start they ground me about this tragedy that this rave over there and in Russia. Yeah but that's I think every -- visit tragedy yeah. But -- it. It doesn't rooted party goers have walked partial vision. After a laser light show -- they're redness which is totally odd because most Russian partners go blind. From the vodka they make in the back not -- from -- but this was very different."

" That's that's that's not what you expect yeah and is it a lighted fuse -- other -- echelons. To about a month sentence and their -- Watching reruns of that soap opera San entries in the possibility -- They had no."

" Alleviate relatively that it -- bonds that this -- that this is very different thing attendees at the months at this month's I Aqua marine open -- possible incurs act which is fifty miles northeast of Moscow. Began seeking medical help three days after the show this show. Complaining of eye and vision problems. All this budget 80% of their vision is. Would you wait three days. There goes the doctor if if like lasers burn your eyes out. And Milosevic probably Donaldson extremely. Powerful drugs like not being put up whether they're Russian you know they're tough the tough to -- you like losing aren't there a car you know elegantly it I that there like -- that it's not like that it -- you might as one take -- I'm going to your vision back."

" S.'s it was like mark out of 'cause it was -- farmhouse he didn't want to lasers and -- like six people that violence there -- lady love never came out -- they lost a leg and there. But that it's it that's these stare and those lasers --"

" like they did it a little bit so that the Soviet. Flexed refugees to thank you operations -- it like little that it isn't picked on the -- good news is a bit of that either but the owner of a monster but laser read -- told Reuters. Yeah accidental blind things we're doing to quote illiteracy. On the -- technicians out you know energy kills people should that the original the people operate high powered lasers around you should be able to read. You know just like we mandate that -- carnival operators can read -- Analyst with my cousin that Kentucky's. -- I don't W -- not to put his fellow -- the floor all the other part is active that it uses like smoking cigarettes -- over -- guy wanted. We are my Brothers -- any move up the wrong guy one hand had a cigarette and again like a little fingers claw things. You know -- we're bringing people. That it's doing well today with all these Asian bloggers die in the -- and its people blinder race."

" I think we need -- dug a little bit more lighthearted. -- We do slow you really have. Been edited it isn't very -- let the president talk about into the site where. These young people and -- themselves and their patently. Ridiculous. It was the only thing let me give you that they've gotten too and didn't get your heart is another fat guy dead. Rat. Notice how he calls himself a bad. The bad what is it is gets a little bad. -- you -- bat flip flops and -- well very bad but not the bad boy what he's going."

" You don't smell Baghdad once it was a -- little bit like an elective war itself and -- kind of -- they're real quick. Repeatedly real weird like real. It's in a little bit -- but did you indebted Chinese tattoo on its stomach upset like how how pretty fluently and it was the first appeared to have a bill. -- that well we're of people that are kind of merger is very proud that they do could be different route through them that if I don't know if I. It's like activity that -- collect constant that it retail stock plummeting. From them that they use it like Sissy boy or simply -- good you don't want. Well I feel like. And lollipop bet that if you don't really you can -- look at."

" Can literally quit I've gotten to kick -- yes he got through here. That's for damn sure that's why American pop album from far left and doesn't want to show is American people that I love you yeah you look at -- Google could be right back. -- Christian Lander from stuff white people like right words from my sponsors that era. My uncle Bernie was one of them."

" Huge jazz fans to the point of being uncomfortable and figure out. And every family gathering all -- talk about with the latest obscure recordings he found and the newest trend coming out of Japan. -- was always sitting alone. His mustache crusted and potato salad muttering to himself about bebop. Was eventually banned from the family. We later found out he's spent his entire -- an obscure jazz fusion albums and died penniless and halfway house since -- accuse. Too bad you didn't know about you music. And number one site are Independent music. Music delivers on that every genre in the universally compatible and which means your music plays on your iPod or do with no restrictions or ERM hassles. At superstars partnered with music to create a handpicked play with absolute gators are my favorites songs. If he music dot com slash Internet superstar download the songs and let it know what you think. You sign up now in music dot com slash Internet superstar you'll get 53 thoughts. -- uncle Ernie and that he would have -- it's from the last six years is like eating cat food listening to miles davis' life evil. Her school her. Yet. -- music sound."

" Yeah. -- and welcome back. To my show my friends started a word blog in January that quickly became one of the most popular blogs on Internet. Why because it easily one of the best lines Internet. From stop what people like Cairns Christian Lander I don't Christian -- on the show him you know what I knew that I was -- really white guy but I didn't realize how white Knight was until I started reading your book to look at your blogging and FaceBook -- I mean this. This this reads like my memoirs. I'm noticing the issues these -- one of the -- new balance shoes you say that white people love new balance -- absolutely what do you plan you know than about now there's there's no. Everything else and coffee and PR Wrigley Field -- difficult breakups today dive bars yet and usually my difficult breakups happened as a result of my spending its time dive bars is a matter of fact been resolved by going back to this -- much of the book in the website that they how much is auto biographical. Everything except outdoor performance --"

" I. Don't think you were only there but you know what --"

" The like for me the work. You're successful and very good at what you do and I'm not. -- either of those things for example what's this business about you -- in a six figure deal with a big publisher after you started this line is that true. I can't comment on c'mon you gotta tell -- the two of us here in the show. I literally get onto -- anything else -- I can't comment okay what was that your intent to monitor side and who -- hundreds starts show my friend miles and I we're having intimacy or conversely the TV show the wire. Both huge and here we look people in the why not all of them that's where this came from -- and miles said miles Philippine city didn't trust any white person doesn't much like. They don't know what's going on in the streets right. And thousands and recuperate until you hit that not to wear street. And there's and what are you doing instead of watching the wire. And -- these -- back for getting divorced. Going to -- he doing yoga going to wait that it here yet at night and after the conversation incorporated corporations I said it -- okay. That's -- I'm I'm starting to start a blog. And went to word press dot com like a million other people have done. I typed in stuff like that we're press dot com and started right. And that was it just started writing and what was the first entry. Coffee cup and these are rank these are -- and dealers in coffee was in Alaska's my high school. There are always these guys who attach when of those plastic coffee mugs to the back of the backpack. And usually it was with one of those carpenters are. Binders what the hell is so for a rookie rock climbing. And it has their -- and so proud their drinking coffee. But I knew immediately get -- the ninth grade but there's no way Yahoo! and -- a bit like don't know why talked him into -- might get exactly -- it -- smoking if they hate it for awhile before you like it. And so there was always a white guy who do you know you know that reminds him -- another thing in this book with with that hanging from the -- not bottled water you know that white people like it's water in -- yes tell me about that it's not. And I mean it's a hierarchical like most the book talks about like different rankings of white people about the importance of one nothing like people have you ever bottled water like Fiji water. We huge carbon footprint exactly got a garden -- all the way from yeah you're. Let's not smart as a progressive now terrible seat -- someone as an LG model right Nicosia to. -- controversy about the LG and that's the ultimate comes. They get strong by the people with the seek bottles to metal ones -- conveniently -- a lot of the guys who works here. That entity decliners -- not sure that whoever is over there. Welcome pop problem that's in the book tipped smoke if I could. What you're likely yes and you have that enough big bottle. You know manufactured fair trade conditions and no leaching of toxins in plastics and do you."

" breaks my heart is it was now -- bottles are made in my hometown of Rochester New York and kind of everything that. And there is -- birds code you have stuff and I. And it is their new examples of stuff the white people like that have not yet they're not the book that hit the block and on the new FaceBook didn't you want to."

" It's coming next is unpaid internships. Because for some look around you like wow and how they did all of it and because what's great about is why people are willing to go through a cut throat unturned unpaid internship or job that pays 24000 dollars a year. No -- going to do you know that repair full time. 1000. There but -- the -- it's not really about white people. It's about upwardly mobile way people get progressively wipe him NASCAR for example it's not in this book yeah it's about people. People like you can't assume -- you mean. It's all right yeah it's it's it's as much of a class doesn't yet and so I grew up in Toronto Canada. And in this city and what happened was str my childhood I saw the entire white working class -- in San Francisco mr. Cooper's Seattle. Was pushed out of the city. Until all that was left was these kind of white people so -- white people the only guy like me -- them part of the bit he's the only kind I grew up and miles to you know it was funny to us. But it's not even about races well because it's about. You know being up or. Upper middle class liberal Iranian and it's where. In the old days you have this quest for status based on money Iranian like look at at a Bentley look at got a house with eighteen badgers. This new generation that -- part of his investment during that O'Grady get it mostly down thanks for killing all of us here -- the Prius that runs on. You know bid to garbage like him back to the future. Someone had the glory and honor I would that would really impressed me. Or Iranian who's more authentic you know who can order off the lake secret Japanese Iranian like this -- the stuff that impresses us not just like -- Sic liberal Republican sort of the secret you know -- That count now you you know those an election. -- all about that secret and you how many people just didn't get the joke with this book and said you're a big fat white race. A lot real I was -- oh yeah I know and that's on actually the things the comments that I usually get are you're terrible writer you're not funny your racist. -- I really don't like being called the first excellent I'm not sure are very insecure about about your good writer money but I know for a fact that I'm not a racist that's really easy to deal that would love it is people like well. I don't like sushi so I guess I'm not -- how dare you make this accusation about. We need based on my race that's not true something you like some sort of generalization. -- Do you like do you not like. And the FaceBook -- has. And multiple choice answers to help determine a more accurate level online. At the end of it you're given a small graphic to describe you know what you -- as wipers Prius. The expense of sandwich whole foods bag currently I am a whole foods that took the test myself that if -- And the best part is I'm the guy develops kind of knew there have been develop the -- will tell you the widest networks and FaceBook. Because what it does is the it draws data from rivers filling it out and with the score if it finds it what network they were part of and ranks them until right now for some reason the Mayo clinic. Is the latest network on face the Mayo clinic Mayo clinic. While I would think your view then I think of BC you know -- your -- something. No this is an I don't know if he's got like a real network these -- the -- have to be at heart as big Obama -- in the book number -- a black guy be a white person according to both courses look at absolutely really doesn't have much to do with race it's more about one -- it's also -- any and is one of the things -- got from going into Toronto from people who were you know second and third generation. From immigrant families you know is Asian Hispanic if you like anything in this book. You will get accused of acting white and a feeling a little that your coauthor co co conspirators in the Philippines yet he's -- nine right and that you get. You get accused of that and a lot of people who didn't really grow up in a multicultural violently just don't really get. You know and I think that's that's when the strength of the book."

" Well I think your racist I didn't think you're fantastic writer I'm very funny and most of all Christian letter you art Internet superstar thank you so -- did hear they hear and read and comment on the blog about yet read the book. Because white people love books. He could find your copy -- but there's almanac highly highly recommend it hilarious stuff please and thank friends are coming up we'll talk you guys later -- better known as the wars kid and we'll -- that -- gators right after this -- response."

" Last year for her 56 birthday I got my aunt Clara a rumba. I thought the rumba was a robot vacuum cleaner that you don't have to push. That does all the work on its own. But I guess I got a bad one because my aunt Clara swears it would you turn on her rumba had acted like a transformer. Suddenly morphed into Mike Tyson. -- he she swears that Mike Tyson held captive in her home for three weeks. And that let them go -- and would come he would change back into the muck. I should've gotten -- Netflix instead. That instead of being held captive by evil Mike price since she would be safe at home comfortably enjoying over 90000 played with no late fees. We had to sell that movement some other people I hope it doesn't turn back in a Mike Tyson. -- and actually Mackey. I don't think it will though because after all my aunt Clara Barton. We can't wait beach. The one chance to get Netflix and that. For great savings sign up to this secret site www. Netflix dot com slash superstar."

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" And welcome back. To my show. 2002. When guys -- the -- themselves swinging a golf ball retriever pretending to be don't want small little. Yeah no idea that that videotape would fall into the wrong hands. And eventually be -- 900 million times making it through this board did. One of the most popular viral videos of all time and it no more so -- the Paris Hilton's exit but that. But why would guys explain rubs it regrets such as well because all of 900 million viewers where to put it mildly laughing at hand as well -- actually -- will -- all right here I'm might show he's finally there is being got it defend himself -- tell the story of what it's like to live life as the most lampoon person. On Internet. Viewers could well. The Star Wars hit. Wow got slammed welcome back to ensure you're looking at different than you did -- bad thing in the -- revenues school. It's in your life."

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" War. This episode of Internet superstars. Occupy. Athletics. And music and -- it yourself. In the day. Nine bodies. -- Make it easier and get hotter more website -- godaddy.com. Using mobile -- yeah ordering. Case for T yeah. She's still -- Exactly he's doing -- Absolutely no resources and yeah."

" Superstar this thing hit the web. Since this woman. And Internet Barton Sargent Andrew I got it. And managed to thank the mother my first job -- this -- thought well I can do that showed today I've been so much pain every time I laugh I don't think I'm gonna be doing much leopard is not a very funny show I think it worth. Bush is like civil war disease you know buffalo hides his side and I got sick as well. It's all paying every time I caught that it got my lap anything like that what is -- I don't know maybe we began a lot of people -- and say that the bottle with he has been. It's -- should show like first thing in the morning. Outside. Well I will put little like copy just just for you people there what an honor -- it feel like that players and the sharp. Pain maybe -- enough anyway at first -- is the news the Internet all this blogger noted during her. Ulster if all of ride has passed away at the ripe old age of 107. Years old and and even though -- 37 years his senior. This woman clearly knew more about computers and now the youngster John McCain. Or our current president Lincoln ride I enjoyed reading your blog -- this that active -- because I haven't updated my blogs art world and over a year then again I'm not confined to a nursing and so I've got better things to do. An -- like twitter for example. Twitter.com slash Martin Sargent quality all of he'll be missed the block in the great Blogosphere in this guy. Speaking of great bloggers we got a remarkable one on the program today we've got one of the most successful in the business you're a huge playoff today Christian Lander of the wildly popular stuff white people like we'll be with us you on this -- Like it's about things that white people white people not like people like you. Until NASCAR could -- is like iron man is stuff like that -- Like arson. Now -- and PR it's like that got a white person like me what you may not like people like you. What people are just lies here white people. I would another exclusive interview with. It's on the show today the -- one of the most viewed video in history. The Star Wars kid will be here. It'll be nice to catch up with him see how young adulthood has been tried kids' -- and you. But let's stick your high tech tech news ticker which which oh boy this is a good way to start they ground me about this tragedy that this rave over there and in Russia. Yeah but that's I think every -- visit tragedy yeah. But -- it. It doesn't rooted party goers have walked partial vision. After a laser light show -- they're redness which is totally odd because most Russian partners go blind. From the vodka they make in the back not -- from -- but this was very different."

" That's that's that's not what you expect yeah and is it a lighted fuse -- other -- echelons. To about a month sentence and their -- Watching reruns of that soap opera San entries in the possibility -- They had no."

" Alleviate relatively that it -- bonds that this -- that this is very different thing attendees at the months at this month's I Aqua marine open -- possible incurs act which is fifty miles northeast of Moscow. Began seeking medical help three days after the show this show. Complaining of eye and vision problems. All this budget 80% of their vision is. Would you wait three days. There goes the doctor if if like lasers burn your eyes out. And Milosevic probably Donaldson extremely. Powerful drugs like not being put up whether they're Russian you know they're tough the tough to -- you like losing aren't there a car you know elegantly it I that there like -- that it's not like that it -- you might as one take -- I'm going to your vision back."

" S.'s it was like mark out of 'cause it was -- farmhouse he didn't want to lasers and -- like six people that violence there -- lady love never came out -- they lost a leg and there. But that it's it that's these stare and those lasers --"

" like they did it a little bit so that the Soviet. Flexed refugees to thank you operations -- it like little that it isn't picked on the -- good news is a bit of that either but the owner of a monster but laser read -- told Reuters. Yeah accidental blind things we're doing to quote illiteracy. On the -- technicians out you know energy kills people should that the original the people operate high powered lasers around you should be able to read. You know just like we mandate that -- carnival operators can read -- Analyst with my cousin that Kentucky's. -- I don't W -- not to put his fellow -- the floor all the other part is active that it uses like smoking cigarettes -- over -- guy wanted. We are my Brothers -- any move up the wrong guy one hand had a cigarette and again like a little fingers claw things. You know -- we're bringing people. That it's doing well today with all these Asian bloggers die in the -- and its people blinder race."

" I think we need -- dug a little bit more lighthearted. -- We do slow you really have. Been edited it isn't very -- let the president talk about into the site where. These young people and -- themselves and their patently. Ridiculous. It was the only thing let me give you that they've gotten too and didn't get your heart is another fat guy dead. Rat. Notice how he calls himself a bad. The bad what is it is gets a little bad. -- you -- bat flip flops and -- well very bad but not the bad boy what he's going."

" You don't smell Baghdad once it was a -- little bit like an elective war itself and -- kind of -- they're real quick. Repeatedly real weird like real. It's in a little bit -- but did you indebted Chinese tattoo on its stomach upset like how how pretty fluently and it was the first appeared to have a bill. -- that well we're of people that are kind of merger is very proud that they do could be different route through them that if I don't know if I. It's like activity that -- collect constant that it retail stock plummeting. From them that they use it like Sissy boy or simply -- good you don't want. Well I feel like. And lollipop bet that if you don't really you can -- look at."

" Can literally quit I've gotten to kick -- yes he got through here. That's for damn sure that's why American pop album from far left and doesn't want to show is American people that I love you yeah you look at -- Google could be right back. -- Christian Lander from stuff white people like right words from my sponsors that era. My uncle Bernie was one of them."

" Huge jazz fans to the point of being uncomfortable and figure out. And every family gathering all -- talk about with the latest obscure recordings he found and the newest trend coming out of Japan. -- was always sitting alone. His mustache crusted and potato salad muttering to himself about bebop. Was eventually banned from the family. We later found out he's spent his entire -- an obscure jazz fusion albums and died penniless and halfway house since -- accuse. Too bad you didn't know about you music. And number one site are Independent music. Music delivers on that every genre in the universally compatible and which means your music plays on your iPod or do with no restrictions or ERM hassles. At superstars partnered with music to create a handpicked play with absolute gators are my favorites songs. If he music dot com slash Internet superstar download the songs and let it know what you think. You sign up now in music dot com slash Internet superstar you'll get 53 thoughts. -- uncle Ernie and that he would have -- it's from the last six years is like eating cat food listening to miles davis' life evil. Her school her. Yet. -- music sound."

" Yeah. -- and welcome back. To my show my friends started a word blog in January that quickly became one of the most popular blogs on Internet. Why because it easily one of the best lines Internet. From stop what people like Cairns Christian Lander I don't Christian -- on the show him you know what I knew that I was -- really white guy but I didn't realize how white Knight was until I started reading your book to look at your blogging and FaceBook -- I mean this. This this reads like my memoirs. I'm noticing the issues these -- one of the -- new balance shoes you say that white people love new balance -- absolutely what do you plan you know than about now there's there's no. Everything else and coffee and PR Wrigley Field -- difficult breakups today dive bars yet and usually my difficult breakups happened as a result of my spending its time dive bars is a matter of fact been resolved by going back to this -- much of the book in the website that they how much is auto biographical. Everything except outdoor performance --"

" I. Don't think you were only there but you know what --"

" The like for me the work. You're successful and very good at what you do and I'm not. -- either of those things for example what's this business about you -- in a six figure deal with a big publisher after you started this line is that true. I can't comment on c'mon you gotta tell -- the two of us here in the show. I literally get onto -- anything else -- I can't comment okay what was that your intent to monitor side and who -- hundreds starts show my friend miles and I we're having intimacy or conversely the TV show the wire. Both huge and here we look people in the why not all of them that's where this came from -- and miles said miles Philippine city didn't trust any white person doesn't much like. They don't know what's going on in the streets right. And thousands and recuperate until you hit that not to wear street. And there's and what are you doing instead of watching the wire. And -- these -- back for getting divorced. Going to -- he doing yoga going to wait that it here yet at night and after the conversation incorporated corporations I said it -- okay. That's -- I'm I'm starting to start a blog. And went to word press dot com like a million other people have done. I typed in stuff like that we're press dot com and started right. And that was it just started writing and what was the first entry. Coffee cup and these are rank these are -- and dealers in coffee was in Alaska's my high school. There are always these guys who attach when of those plastic coffee mugs to the back of the backpack. And usually it was with one of those carpenters are. Binders what the hell is so for a rookie rock climbing. And it has their -- and so proud their drinking coffee. But I knew immediately get -- the ninth grade but there's no way Yahoo! and -- a bit like don't know why talked him into -- might get exactly -- it -- smoking if they hate it for awhile before you like it. And so there was always a white guy who do you know you know that reminds him -- another thing in this book with with that hanging from the -- not bottled water you know that white people like it's water in -- yes tell me about that it's not. And I mean it's a hierarchical like most the book talks about like different rankings of white people about the importance of one nothing like people have you ever bottled water like Fiji water. We huge carbon footprint exactly got a garden -- all the way from yeah you're. Let's not smart as a progressive now terrible seat -- someone as an LG model right Nicosia to. -- controversy about the LG and that's the ultimate comes. They get strong by the people with the seek bottles to metal ones -- conveniently -- a lot of the guys who works here. That entity decliners -- not sure that whoever is over there. Welcome pop problem that's in the book tipped smoke if I could. What you're likely yes and you have that enough big bottle. You know manufactured fair trade conditions and no leaching of toxins in plastics and do you."

" breaks my heart is it was now -- bottles are made in my hometown of Rochester New York and kind of everything that. And there is -- birds code you have stuff and I. And it is their new examples of stuff the white people like that have not yet they're not the book that hit the block and on the new FaceBook didn't you want to."

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