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" War. Hey welcome back to -- world in this episode I wanted to share with you some highlights of the show that I throw. Once a year I've been doing it for about ten years now. And it is the biggest outdoor comedy show. In the country over 20000 people show up for this thing every year. It is JB's comedy jam posted by me JV."

" Check it out -- is the nominee. -- James -- comedies yeah."

" No we don't you -- what could talk to me I. I'll -- certainly did a pretty constant there. I think -- anybody any noted cars he just kept would be cars account won't preaching -- He drama the crucifix Christ in just got high W night and Thursday."

" You nailed it -- to -- in -- put the problem solved is back. In May you don't wall of my house with the problem solved known -- I'll let you know that mother. Old do you out."

" JVMR Ahmadinejad it's great you're also."

" There is no level of game that seems to be on purpose. -- male flight attendant game."

" That."

" Gotta be a -- lays it out and take that aren't. Maybe it's the fact that -- that as they like snacks 400 times in a row -- we've got a you know. I dare you work down the aisle."

" Snapped -- US snack snack snack the Mac there. Yeah. We -- like that at bat at you let me thank you it just a little bail then. I need then. To stomach it might as well that's not. Now. CNN."

" Kevin dogs you know."

" Some day get knocked out before. I hit a bit twice in the things. Quickest -- the give up his -- and iPod they have not fight -- as we would have --"

" And I. Have five. --"

" Yes yes he --"

" Are these soaring it was him. It's only jobs about it that it anybody outside it would stop so you tell let me he had banks they match up. Now -- anybody else here well that and be output."

" Together more than me be let me put my dog and his dog and Alter. His don't you think she pauses and the fish bowl but Rutgers."

" Over the win a free lunch for the whole or. I got it after it's easier. I think dean. Don't go up -- and we have. A -- coming."

" This episode of JD's world once again as a recap of my annual comedy show it will continue but I just wanted to let you know that is being brought to you today by. Netflix with net."

" you can grab over 90000 titles on line. With free shipping both ways to your home they have shipping centers everywhere so almost all deliveries happen in just one business day Netflix plans start as low as four dollars and 99 cents and as a new member you can get a no risk two week free trial you want to hook up. Go to www. Netflix.com. Forward slash G -- world."

" James you just filming here it's gonna be Jew and his ability here. Carlos Valencia we."

" Now I'm. When you're live in the country and you run up to somebody and you have any money and it's --"

" And what do students and check out the ball."

" a miracle on. All right other countries or other countries have pirates. The real and pirates."

" We have a pirate ride -- different."

" The pirates we waited and I do get out and I. Would make gas."

" It's going to go don't know how that I. --"

" But that's it is right there and us."

" Pirates in Africa not pirates they're black Somalia and -- owner tried a little bit of money they're not real. -- OK and real pirates are big bad -- spirited mother."

" And -- not act and."

" These are some Orleans and that's Jenny went ahead that is not and I read."

" That is not and that's a lollipop that's a solid. It's licorice lollipop did you did you get hi I'm telling you it."

" And pirates. Huckabee can import the ships because nobody -- and pirates. If you're on the ocean and you hear you hey hey we don't you think and pirates -- It scared if -- on the middle adios -- here."

" In. The."

" I just I can't you."

" anyone needs I'm the only one."

" Pirates to you I got the ship hi Rick as a ship. It ship this whole chip."

" And a fifteen and he went -- and I. Talk bottom up the tightening on your shipping I."

" Wow. Wow wow -- we're."

" These -- foot waves he's going to keep must Obama."

" He's five mile block out what wins and DC. Wow."

" Happy happy happy happy I."

" Get team -- puzzle we don't -- all -- gets into. And me don't. So what happened on the nose like pirates pirates of the and got scared instead. And we sent. And the naval battle destroyers. Do you went five and I've got guaranteeing it. When all we needed to -- was one the fraud -- really smart that's always and it. Just want the art piece. And let's not DirecTV."

" That right there of course is Carlos mansi that he did my very first comedy show in 1999. When he was virtually unknown I some at a comedy club. Invited him onto my radio show and then later on told him about this idea I had Ford -- comedy jam. Since then I've had got Tommy Davidson and the Dave Chappelle. Jamie Foxx you name -- I've had them all except for two guys it was really hard to get -- because they got into that fight right. Well this year I got him checked out a highlight of -- to --"

" They're dressed -- me. I've never been to one of these horrible. Margaret doesn't down. While they're gonna start the movie and it does no -- What you gonna do just stand there with your finger in your mouth. Great she's got a -- an -- don't you. To two handed down like that. Well now she's doing the breadth of the U Lincoln and mark. -- there there's Willie Nelson the nice -- I would tell you -- there -- bottle. With -- going over crimes. -- got -- bottles of severe disease that."

" The did you."

" While there did she walked back there but we'll. Look like a viking -- governor out of there. No -- you've got -- I've got a horrible. They brought in a black guy. That god damn movie. Please get your windows. Omar you wanted to go I'm ready to go let's go."

" Living god -- it."

" All right there as the recap of -- comedy jam 2009. I want to think -- 949 for supporting me all these years I would think Netflix for sponsoring this particular episode -- Revision 3 for putting this on. Make sure you check out the other great shows here on Revision 3 -- well. And if you wanna know when my next big event is gonna be and what it's gonna be about follow me on Twitter twitter.com. Forward slash JD's world."

" War. Hey welcome back to -- world in this episode I wanted to share with you some highlights of the show that I throw. Once a year I've been doing it for about ten years now. And it is the biggest outdoor comedy show. In the country over 20000 people show up for this thing every year. It is JB's comedy jam posted by me JV."

" Check it out -- is the nominee. -- James -- comedies yeah."

" No we don't you -- what could talk to me I. I'll -- certainly did a pretty constant there. I think -- anybody any noted cars he just kept would be cars account won't preaching -- He drama the crucifix Christ in just got high W night and Thursday."

" You nailed it -- to -- in -- put the problem solved is back. In May you don't wall of my house with the problem solved known -- I'll let you know that mother. Old do you out."

" JVMR Ahmadinejad it's great you're also."

" There is no level of game that seems to be on purpose. -- male flight attendant game."

" That."

" Gotta be a -- lays it out and take that aren't. Maybe it's the fact that -- that as they like snacks 400 times in a row -- we've got a you know. I dare you work down the aisle."

" Snapped -- US snack snack snack the Mac there. Yeah. We -- like that at bat at you let me thank you it just a little bail then. I need then. To stomach it might as well that's not. Now. CNN."

" Kevin dogs you know."

" Some day get knocked out before. I hit a bit twice in the things. Quickest -- the give up his -- and iPod they have not fight -- as we would have --"

" And I. Have five. --"

" Yes yes he --"

" Are these soaring it was him. It's only jobs about it that it anybody outside it would stop so you tell let me he had banks they match up. Now -- anybody else here well that and be output."

" Together more than me be let me put my dog and his dog and Alter. His don't you think she pauses and the fish bowl but Rutgers."

" Over the win a free lunch for the whole or. I got it after it's easier. I think dean. Don't go up -- and we have. A -- coming."

" This episode of JD's world once again as a recap of my annual comedy show it will continue but I just wanted to let you know that is being brought to you today by. Netflix with net."

" you can grab over 90000 titles on line. With free shipping both ways to your home they have shipping centers everywhere so almost all deliveries happen in just one business day Netflix plans start as low as four dollars and 99 cents and as a new member you can get a no risk two week free trial you want to hook up. Go to www. Netflix.com. Forward slash G -- world."

" James you just filming here it's gonna be Jew and his ability here. Carlos Valencia we."

" Now I'm. When you're live in the country and you run up to somebody and you have any money and it's --"

" And what do students and check out the ball."

" a miracle on. All right other countries or other countries have pirates. The real and pirates."

" We have a pirate ride -- different."

" The pirates we waited and I do get out and I. Would make gas."

" It's going to go don't know how that I. --"

" But that's it is right there and us."

" Pirates in Africa not pirates they're black Somalia and -- owner tried a little bit of money they're not real. -- OK and real pirates are big bad -- spirited mother."

" And -- not act and."

" These are some Orleans and that's Jenny went ahead that is not and I read."

" That is not and that's a lollipop that's a solid. It's licorice lollipop did you did you get hi I'm telling you it."

" And pirates. Huckabee can import the ships because nobody -- and pirates. If you're on the ocean and you hear you hey hey we don't you think and pirates -- It scared if -- on the middle adios -- here."

" In. The."

" I just I can't you."

" anyone needs I'm the only one."

" Pirates to you I got the ship hi Rick as a ship. It ship this whole chip."

" And a fifteen and he went -- and I. Talk bottom up the tightening on your shipping I."

" Wow. Wow wow -- we're."

" These -- foot waves he's going to keep must Obama."

" He's five mile block out what wins and DC. Wow."

" Happy happy happy happy I."

" Get team -- puzzle we don't -- all -- gets into. And me don't. So what happened on the nose like pirates pirates of the and got scared instead. And we sent. And the naval battle destroyers. Do you went five and I've got guaranteeing it. When all we needed to -- was one the fraud -- really smart that's always and it. Just want the art piece. And let's not DirecTV."

" That right there of course is Carlos mansi that he did my very first comedy show in 1999. When he was virtually unknown I some at a comedy club. Invited him onto my radio show and then later on told him about this idea I had Ford -- comedy jam. Since then I've had got Tommy Davidson and the Dave Chappelle. Jamie Foxx you name -- I've had them all except for two guys it was really hard to get -- because they got into that fight right. Well this year I got him checked out a highlight of -- to --"

" They're dressed -- me. I've never been to one of these horrible. Margaret doesn't down. While they're gonna start the movie and it does no -- What you gonna do just stand there with your finger in your mouth. Great she's got a -- an -- don't you. To two handed down like that. Well now she's doing the breadth of the U Lincoln and mark. -- there there's Willie Nelson the nice -- I would tell you -- there -- bottle. With -- going over crimes. -- got -- bottles of severe disease that."

" The did you."

" While there did she walked back there but we'll. Look like a viking -- governor out of there. No -- you've got -- I've got a horrible. They brought in a black guy. That god damn movie. Please get your windows. Omar you wanted to go I'm ready to go let's go."

" Living god -- it."

" All right there as the recap of -- comedy jam 2009. I want to think -- 949 for supporting me all these years I would think Netflix for sponsoring this particular episode -- Revision 3 for putting this on. Make sure you check out the other great shows here on Revision 3 -- well. And if you wanna know when my next big event is gonna be and what it's gonna be about follow me on Twitter twitter.com. Forward slash JD's world."