JV Hits the Streets of San Francisco

Monday, July 27th, 2009 – running time 07:58
JV hits the streets with no focus, direction, or purpose... other than to eff with people.

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In this episode, JV hits the streets with no focus, direction, or purpose... other than to eff with people. Talking non-sense with strangers is one of JV's favorite things to do. You might recognize the location. It is one of San Francisco's most popular tourist spots, Union Square. This is only some of the footage that JV captured the other day. Stay tuned for more!

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Where's The Castro?

Is it a gay area? JV wants to hook up!

00:37

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Mind if I cut in?

JV interrupts a couple in love.

01:19

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PeePee Art

This street artist, unfortunately, has no penis or vagina art.

01:45

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Can I use your phone?

JV has an important business emergency call, someone let him use your phone!

02:38

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JV Busts A Jam

Offering someone a roofie doesn't equate to a chill pill?

02:51

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Do you smell that?

JV reminisces the coke/blow years with a fellow ex-user.

03:37

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Sup pimpin'?

What's the word on the streets, diggity? Fo reezy... just chillaxin mo' fo' real all dizay. Just dust that sh** off yo shoulder, man don't stress it. 99 problems but a bi*** ain't one.

04:30

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Photo Opt

Spreading the love through the art of photography in Union Square.

05:52

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Ticket Warning

JV offers his warning to a misunderstood blue-curb parking patron.

07:07

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Highlights
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" Building -- over here then. -- It was gonna miss. We used to -- so you can do blowing and you lost all the Muslims. Here can get their ideas that do it and that got allergies. The last time I did Coke. Was maybe right -- minutes ago."

" Yeah but you want some. I can get some good and did it I have privately just kind of bad road. Glad that got out of our out of our way to a room for two listen this can you feel me. You don't and it smells like but it's not like and this. Besides -- disinfecting -- business."

" We'll have him and what's the word on the street --"

" Smoltz for real relaxed and all of his day to day yesterday it felt good news that's -- do -- like to -- Investors bet that. -- and killed him and his best off camera and man you know your wife probably -- about -- and we'll Humana now gentlemen Alexander."

" Did you say we're -- the gold club Monaco. Even today if not Yemen today. Comic money's been there."

" Smells like 3000 dollars one on."

" Talk about it."

" Me -- Two hours for the moment. -- war. This one girl. Good night and we need advanced that's cool. I keep coming up behind me and my comments cooler our morning show just like yours would detect cancer you know when there. Ask all of all of my shirt I'd go to the bathroom and it was just drives."

" Well you don't -- I gotta go to meeting plastic grapes are meant -- In real doubt you articulate. Yeah yeah. Now we don't oh okay that -- do it other him."

" Okay."

" This."

" I don't think spark here like you get a ticket we'll get a ticket right here your blue your blue zone I hope. You he's you know he's a blue zone right yeah -- have you have blew it. Tonight. What if this thing gets -- Why should we told -- Willis in I have always -- the police office I thought about me and one you know there's tip (%expletive) -- I have visited then. Well I didn't get that close again. And to -- what did you visited the today. Because they have everything right this."

" One thing he's walking around like he's just fine."

" He's not find okay -- okay. Give my best. I wish him the man."

" Get a team and very high and the revision3.com. Checking them and go to Jamie world records don't -- just gay sex. -- and -- it when it's."

" it's you know your way around here but you know your way around here yet I'm looking for the Castro. That it gay area are yet it's you wanna do is good and the market street okay plus. -- And I'm on my town it's. Her."

" Are you."

" I guard he's going to be later. I mean things."

" Opening. My I have to dance yeah would you mind to put it. Bluntly you're gonna have her. Community and we're -- and ask her just very that's very that's very controlling just your answer. Now Mr. Bush and look at how do you like and call me. I don't know what this all went on at this -- Are you serious."

" Com. I'm I like this because it says the color of it -- anything like -- like Regina penis. "

" Vagina penis. "

" Let vagina penis. Artwork -- Regina and play on Tuesday."

" Okay I'm being open to record it again -- Venus are. Down there it is the kind of hoping hoping Regina did yeah yeah. Okay thanks I'll look I'll put -- Okay so it's in the area and then -- realize here. Just dragged down. -- okay thanks appreciate it."

" Do you give you would can you wait yeah -- think yeah -- needed -- Donate your phone calls I think it's important we have can use your phone and I'm I've got an emergency it probably -- casual all. Selig stressed. Yeah you would -- behind yup you good okay he had killed -- rook CNN drink. Relax your body that you might be free and listen to this sounds heavy CNV wouldn't it."

" Why -- they got time. China help you -- dude. This episode of -- world on the streets of San Cisco is brought to you by Netflix where you can go to get over 90000. Titles online. And the shipping. That's -- Oh my god that's ridiculous. Plans start at just 499 yeah it's crazy ridiculous bill right now netflix.com. Forward slash JD. What mental."

" Building -- over here then. -- It was gonna miss. We used to -- so you can do blowing and you lost all the Muslims. Here can get their ideas that do it and that got allergies. The last time I did Coke. Was maybe right -- minutes ago."

" Yeah but you want some. I can get some good and did it I have privately just kind of bad road. Glad that got out of our out of our way to a room for two listen this can you feel me. You don't and it smells like but it's not like and this. Besides -- disinfecting -- business."

" We'll have him and what's the word on the street --"

" Smoltz for real relaxed and all of his day to day yesterday it felt good news that's -- do -- like to -- Investors bet that. -- and killed him and his best off camera and man you know your wife probably -- about -- and we'll Humana now gentlemen Alexander."

" Did you say we're -- the gold club Monaco. Even today if not Yemen today. Comic money's been there."

" Smells like 3000 dollars one on."

" Talk about it."

" Me -- Two hours for the moment. -- war. This one girl. Good night and we need advanced that's cool. I keep coming up behind me and my comments cooler our morning show just like yours would detect cancer you know when there. Ask all of all of my shirt I'd go to the bathroom and it was just drives."

" Well you don't -- I gotta go to meeting plastic grapes are meant -- In real doubt you articulate. Yeah yeah. Now we don't oh okay that -- do it other him."

" Okay."

" This."

" I don't think spark here like you get a ticket we'll get a ticket right here your blue your blue zone I hope. You he's you know he's a blue zone right yeah -- have you have blew it. Tonight. What if this thing gets -- Why should we told -- Willis in I have always -- the police office I thought about me and one you know there's tip (%expletive) -- I have visited then. Well I didn't get that close again. And to -- what did you visited the today. Because they have everything right this."

" One thing he's walking around like he's just fine."

" He's not find okay -- okay. Give my best. I wish him the man."

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