The House of Meat
Welcome to Lil' Internet Superstar, the daily version of my Revision3 talk show, Internet Superstar. My name is Martin Sargent, and I'm really jazzed that you're here.
Everyday on this show, I'll be introducing you to another Internet Superstar, somebody who has managed to penetrate the culture by doing something amazing, ridiculous or incredibly retarded online. And as we meet and learn from Internet's most wondrous characters, I hope that you'll be game to not only watch, but also participate by nominating folks you've stumbled across in your own late night online meanderings by sending them to martin at revision3 dot com.
So let's get right into it. Today's Internet Superstar is Joel Richards, Joel Richards, a British lad studying computer science at the University of Bristol.
But Joel isn't an Internet Superstar because he's keen on computers, awesome as that may be, no, Joel is my pick because he likes to build things out of delicious, marbled, fatty swaths of meat.
In the grand Internet tradition of the classic site hatsofmeat.com, Joel's first creation was the meat house, a lovely cottage comprised of 20 sausages, 12 slices of bacon, a kilogram of ground pork, and 2/3 of a container of bread crumbs, with kabob sticks acting as its frame.
The verdant green lawn was created using a nice layer of ground pork covered with sage, and the tiny meat car and birdbath are colored with paprika. Baked in an oven for about 100 minutes, the house was then bacteria-free enough to eat.
Joel's meat house spread far and wide on the web, and the success of it inspired him to build a meat ship, which consists of roughly double the amount of meat as his meat house. Here's a time-lapse video of Joel and his pals building the meat ship:
I think Joel's next project, given his diet, should be a heart defibrillator made out of two hamburger patties and a length of pig gut. Or maybe a girl molded out of ground chuck, because she'd be the only thing who would let him insert his meat bat into her.
But what do I know. It's not like Lil' Internet Superstar is going to get me laid. Anyway, congratulations Joel! You're an Internet Superstar!
And remember, if you have a nomination for our next Internet Superstar, please send it to martin at revision3 dot com. See you tomorrow.
Highlights
computer science
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0:54, 0:54
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ground floor
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1:21, 1:21
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cottage
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1:16, 1:16
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lapse
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1:51, 1:51
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computer science
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0:54, 0:54
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ground floor
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1:21, 1:21
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cottage
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1:16, 1:16
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lapse
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1:51, 1:51
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Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )
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" and welcome to little Internet superstar the slimmed down version of my big fat Revision 3 talk show Internet superstar. Everyday on this show I'll introduce you to another Internet superstar somebody who has managed to penetrate the collagen by doing something amazing ridiculous all incredibly retarded. Online and might be somebody like this. Or web page likeness. The video like this. We're a new product like this yeah I'm."
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" Yeah."
" and welcome to little Internet superstar the slimmed down version of my big fat Revision 3 talk show Internet superstar. Everyday on this show I'll introduce you to another Internet superstar somebody who has managed to penetrate the collagen by doing something amazing ridiculous all incredibly retarded. Online and might be somebody like this. Or web page likeness. The video like this. We're a new product like this yeah I'm."
" Yeah okay."
" But whatever it is it's something I think you need to know about in order to achieve a truly fulfilling existence to get right into. The Internet superstar -- Richards a British led study in computer science at university of Bristol. But you'll isn't an Internet superstar because he's keen on computers. Of is that it be. No joy is my pick because he likes to build. Things out of delicious marbled and -- of neat in the grand tradition of the classic site at some meat dot com Joel's first creation was the meat how's a lovely cottage comprised of twenty sausages. Twelve slices of bacon a kilogram ground floor and two thirds of the container -- with the -- that's acting as -- The -- Greenlaw was created using -- as they've grown pork covering this age and the timing meet our Internet are. -- They can and Oliver about a hundred minutes the house then bacteria free enough to eat -- how spread. Why on the web at and the success of it inspired him to build on the ship which consists of roughly double the amount of meat as his -- house. Here's part of a time lapse video of jewel and -- building. Until next project given his diet should be heart. Defibrillator made out to hamburger patties and link them and got. Or maybe girl molded -- ground chuck because she'd be the only thing will let -- insert in the back and her. We'll find out it's not like little Internet superstars. Enjoy all you. Internet superstar. And you know nomination for our next Internet superstar if you do send it to Martin at revision3.com. Thank you dinner and we'll see you tomorrow."
