Tokyo Mushroom Trip
Surprise, today’s Lil' Internet Superstar is a little weird. Actually, he's a lot weird, and I’m glad he lives overseas. I found him in YouTube video appropriately titled,Dancing man wearing a horse mask cooks wild mushrooms
And, to be honest, I’m not sure why I find it so utterly compelling. Perhaps it’s the luridness of the poor lighting and grainy bad porn video quality. Or maybe it’s the over-the-shoulder loincloth. But I can’t overlook the spell-binding power of the creepy horse mask.
Or, for that matter, the King Crimson meets Ray Manzarek on acid dueling with our dark lord Satan for their very souls in the accompanying soundtrack.
But, between us, I think it’s the horse mask.
And I also I think it’s pretty clear that the wild mushrooms this Japanese dude is picking and cooking while he dances in his gas mask loincloth are not the type that are solely sought after to add a smoky earthiness to the back of your palate.
No, it’s pretty clear that these mushrooms are of the magical variety – which explains the truckload of gleeful oddness that seems to unravel on our screens like we are tripped out flies on the wall of this nameless Tokyo apartment. Mute and drop-jawed witnesses to something awful? Or is it beautiful?
Trust me, I know, when it comes to certain customs and behaviors in other cultures that you don’t understand that well, it’s dangerous to judge…but, I’m guessing that this kid is one thing and one thing only anywhere in the world…a unapologetic weirdo.
And because of that, he’s also an Internet Superstar. Dance on, my friend, and save a wild mushroom for me.
Have a nomination for an Internet Superstar? Send them to martin at revision3 dot com. Thanks for watching and we’ll see you tomorrow.
Highlights
king crimson
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1:02, 1:02
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incredibly rich
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0:21, 0:21
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superstar
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0:07, 0:12, 0:15, 0:26, 2:00, 2:07, 0:07, 0:12, 0:15, 0:26, 2:00, 2:07
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wild mushrooms
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0:39, 2:03, 0:39, 2:03
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king crimson
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1:02, 1:02
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incredibly rich
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0:21, 0:21
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superstar
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0:07, 0:12, 0:15, 0:26, 2:00, 2:07, 0:07, 0:12, 0:15, 0:26, 2:00, 2:07
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wild mushrooms
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0:39, 2:03, 0:39, 2:03
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Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )
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" Trust me I know when it comes to certain customs behaviors and other cultures that you don't understand that well. It's dangerous to judge but. I'm guessing that this kid is one thing and one thing only anywhere in the world. And on apologetic weird out and because. These are so it's superstar. It's not life threatening and save the wild mushrooms. You have a nomination for Internet superstar what was going to send it to -- Revision 3 -- Don't want chimp and we'll see you tomorrow Internet."
" Yeah."
" They troopers and -- the little Internet superstar of the slimmed down version of my big -- Revision 3 -- Internet superstar. Every day on this show while introducing you to another Internet superstar somebody who has managed to penetrate the altered by doing something amazing -- ridiculous are incredibly rich -- and surprise surprise to the slow Internet superstar. -- Actually -- a lot weird and I'm glad that he lives overseas. IPhone limited YouTube video appropriately titled dancing man wearing a horse -- wild mushrooms. And to be honest. I'm not sure why I find it so utterly compelling. Perhaps it's that their goodness of the poor lighting and green ban porn video quality or maybe it's me or. Over the top shoulder loincloth. I can't overlook the spellbinding. Power it creeping. That -- The king crimson beads made man's -- on ads in dueling guitar dark lord save for their very souls in the accompanying soundtrack but."
" I also think it's pretty clear that while much of the Japanese -- baking and cooking while he dances in his gas -- loincloth. Are not the type that are sold sought after the head of smoky pertinent to the back in your talent. No it's pretty clear that these motions are of the magical variety. Which explains the truckload of gleeful odd as it seems to unravel on our screens like we are tripped out lies on the wall of his nameless. Tokyo apartment. You can drop jawed witnesses to something."
" Trust me I know when it comes to certain customs behaviors and other cultures that you don't understand that well. It's dangerous to judge but. I'm guessing that this kid is one thing and one thing only anywhere in the world. And on apologetic weird out and because. These are so it's superstar. It's not life threatening and save the wild mushrooms. You have a nomination for Internet superstar what was going to send it to -- Revision 3 -- Don't want chimp and we'll see you tomorrow Internet."
