One of my favorite Internet videos of all time is the commercial campaign for the Netipot

For not only does the Netipot have innumerable heath benefits, especially if you're into powder drugs, but the accompanying video is also weirdly entertaining.

The key to gaining maximum benefits from the Netipot, from what i can tell from he video, is keeping your face fixed in a strange, vacant stare. The more cult-entranced you affix your gaze, the better.

I also like to fill my Netipot with 101 proof Wild Turkey on days when I'm downy dumps. It really perks me up!

The Netipot. In an Internet full of weird, it still stands out. That's why the Netipot is today's Internet Superstar.

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