Lil' Internet Superstar: A Froth Worthy Furry
I've got no problem with putting on a costume every now and again, but to me, there's something fundamentally distasteful about people who already smell like the locker room in a third world YMCA wearing really warm, full body fur costumes, getting all frothed up and running around a convention all, and trying to find some randy anthropomorphic squirrel to take out back to a 1986 Dodge Neon with a greasy nest of McGriddle containers in the back seat for some filthy nerd sex.
But recently I've had an epiphany. Thanks to a video I found on Internet, I've done a complete 180 on this furry thing. In fact, after seeing this, I've already signed up for Anthrocon http://www.anthrocon.org/, the big furry convention they have every year in Pittsburgh.
Watch it. http://www.craveonline.com/videos/babes/00006934/hot_bunny.html
Now that's what I'm talking about! After I saw that, not only did I join PETA, but I went searching for more erotically charged furry videos. But sadly, nothing else even came close. In fact, this is the best I could do... http://youtube.com/watch?v=NGFn-bT2hDo
For some reason, some dude dancing around a filthy Howard Johnson motel room in a creepy skunk outfit doesn't send a rush of blood to my tail. I wonder if I can sell my three-day pass to Anthrocon on eBay...
Either way, rabbit girl of the fern floored forest... you are my Internet Superstar today, and probably for like another week more. Pass the hasenpfeffer.
Hey, do you have a nomination for an Internet Superstar? Send it to martin at revision3 dot com
Highlights
Howard Johnson
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Third World
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0:30
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epiphany
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0:51
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squirrel
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Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )
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" Yeah."
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" It's okay. Including."
" There's a reason some dude dancing around a filthy Howard Johnson hotel room and creepiest going to outfit doesn't then to Russia blood. To -- now. And when their fight can sell my three day test it and your account and -- Either way -- girl on the third floor of course you are -- Internet superstar for today and probably bird like another week or more. -- the -- and effort hey do you have a nomination for an Internet superstar want to go ahead and send it to Martin and Revision 3 -- we'll see you tomorrow."
" Yeah."
" Yeah."
