I've got no problem with putting on a costume every now and again, but to me, there's something fundamentally distasteful about people who already smell like the locker room in a third world YMCA wearing really warm, full body fur costumes, getting all frothed up and running around a convention all, and trying to find some randy anthropomorphic squirrel to take out back to a 1986 Dodge Neon with a greasy nest of McGriddle containers in the back seat for some filthy nerd sex.

But recently I've had an epiphany. Thanks to a video I found on Internet, I've done a complete 180 on this furry thing. In fact, after seeing this, I've already signed up for Anthrocon http://www.anthrocon.org/, the big furry convention they have every year in Pittsburgh.

Watch it. http://www.craveonline.com/videos/babes/00006934/hot_bunny.html

Now that's what I'm talking about! After I saw that, not only did I join PETA, but I went searching for more erotically charged furry videos. But sadly, nothing else even came close. In fact, this is the best I could do... http://youtube.com/watch?v=NGFn-bT2hDo

For some reason, some dude dancing around a filthy Howard Johnson motel room in a creepy skunk outfit doesn't send a rush of blood to my tail. I wonder if I can sell my three-day pass to Anthrocon on eBay...

Either way, rabbit girl of the fern floored forest... you are my Internet Superstar today, and probably for like another week more. Pass the hasenpfeffer.

Hey, do you have a nomination for an Internet Superstar? Send it to martin at revision3 dot com