I just never got why these videos appeal to so many people out there… what, are we all brainwashed to the point that we can’t help but click on any video that promises the slightest bit of shake and jiggle?

I mean, all it is some teenage girl, probably out in the heartland somewhere, who locks herself in her room and instead of doing her homework, decides to put on a skimpy dress and start dancing around badly to some flavor of the minute rap song.

And then I saw this video, and my life is forever changed.

Sweet mother Aphrodite ensconced in great rays of golden light and purple misty clouds…

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