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Bacon!!!

Thursday, March 13th, 2008 – running time 02:18
Internet loves bacon, and it can be used to lure people to your site.

Want to increase traffic to your site? Just add bacon! Internet people love it almost as much as pirated sci-fi movies and porn. Here are some favorites.

Bacon Cups

Bacon Vodka

Bacon Lattice Crust

Bacon Wrapped Turkey

Bacon and Egg Ice Cream

Bacon Cookies

Chocolate Covered Bacon (photo)

Recipe for Chocolate Covered Bacon:

Bacon Breath Mint

Bacon-flavored Toothpicks

Bacon Soap

Kmart Bacon

Bacon Robots

Bacon, it might kill you, but it's still today's Internet Superstar.

Have a nomination for an Internet Superstar? Send it to martin at revision3 dot com

Highlights
bacon ( 0:54, 1:22, 1:41, 1:48, 0:54, 1:22, 1:41, 1:48 ) chocolate covered ( 1:19, 1:19 ) ground beef ( 0:30, 0:30 ) toothpicks ( 1:24, 1:24 ) bacon ( 0:54, 1:22, 1:41, 1:48, 0:54, 1:22, 1:41, 1:48 ) chocolate covered ( 1:19, 1:19 ) ground beef ( 0:30, 0:30 ) toothpicks ( 1:24, 1:24 )

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