Creepy Chinese Retard
Today's Lil Internet Superstar was nominated by Richard Escobar, who is obviously, horrifyingly demented.
Take a look at the Chinese woman at the site. Now observe how her dead stare follows my mouse pointer wherever you move it on the screen. Kind of a neat trick, huh? How do they do that?
But that's the least of my questions, the technical mumbo jumbo. The real questions come when you stop moving your mouse pointer and just let her head bob, as the seething creepiness of the life size virtual head that stares back at you becomes overwhelming.
Who is this woman? Is she in danger? If she is not, then why are her eyes so horribly bloodshot? Clearly, she has been drugged by her captors. And every once in a while, when her lips spontaneously part, why does she look so retarded? Is she retarded? Well yes, obviously, so why are the Chinese exploiting a retarded woman for fun and profit? And who does her hair? Are the products that she uses in it available in the U.S., or just in China? How might I get my hair to achieve that layered effect? But do those Chinese hair products... make one retarded?
Yes, it's too much for my fragile mind to process, but one thing is clear: this woman is an Internet Superstar.
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Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )
" Yeah. Okay -- and welcome to little Internet superstar the -- want downsized version of my lazy Susan banquet for a Revision 3 to show. The Internet superstar. Will Internet superstar was nominated by -- Escobar who was obviously horrified we demented. Take a look at this Chinese woman at this site who though that's easy. Observed Howard dads their policy like most pointer with amber I bet on the screen. And true. That that's -- needs -- might question the technical mumble jumble the real questions come when you stop moving your mouse pointer and just let her head Bob as receiving -- pianist of the white flags virtual and -- stares back. You becomes overwhelming. -- this one and she endangered. She is -- and wire so horribly blood shot. Clearly she has been drugged by her tactics and every once in awhile winner of that but -- he looked so. -- is she retarded. Do they even had retarded people in China and yes and I think that judging by this woman there's every reason to believe that the Chinese are exploiting a retarded woman for fun and profit. -- charter flight in there to find this woman a rescue her and that I'll be on the Internet superstar people look at you think. Does that braves. TV personality who wrote the report charge of a -- terrible actors and when the dust settles I'll ask her. Who does your hair products that use it available in the US and just available in China what. I get my here to achieve that layered effect but then again and it's Christians care products that you were targeted the first place. Them yes it's too much for my fragile mind puzzle out right now what. Is clear this well it is -- superstar. Do you have a nomination period as superstar we'll go ahead senator -- Revision 3 -- got richer and the only version of the show -- release until Wednesday right here on Revision 3. Right so much for watching and we'll see you tomorrow."
" Yeah. Okay -- and welcome to little Internet superstar the -- want downsized version of my lazy Susan banquet for a Revision 3 to show. The Internet superstar. Will Internet superstar was nominated by -- Escobar who was obviously horrified we demented. Take a look at this Chinese woman at this site who though that's easy. Observed Howard dads their policy like most pointer with amber I bet on the screen. And true. That that's -- needs -- might question the technical mumble jumble the real questions come when you stop moving your mouse pointer and just let her head Bob as receiving -- pianist of the white flags virtual and -- stares back. You becomes overwhelming. -- this one and she endangered. She is -- and wire so horribly blood shot. Clearly she has been drugged by her tactics and every once in awhile winner of that but -- he looked so. -- is she retarded. Do they even had retarded people in China and yes and I think that judging by this woman there's every reason to believe that the Chinese are exploiting a retarded woman for fun and profit. -- charter flight in there to find this woman a rescue her and that I'll be on the Internet superstar people look at you think. Does that braves. TV personality who wrote the report charge of a -- terrible actors and when the dust settles I'll ask her. Who does your hair products that use it available in the US and just available in China what. I get my here to achieve that layered effect but then again and it's Christians care products that you were targeted the first place. Them yes it's too much for my fragile mind puzzle out right now what. Is clear this well it is -- superstar. Do you have a nomination period as superstar we'll go ahead senator -- Revision 3 -- got richer and the only version of the show -- release until Wednesday right here on Revision 3. Right so much for watching and we'll see you tomorrow."
