Tiny Dancers
Thursday, March 20th, 2008 – running time 01:54
A review of the web's finest little person dancers.
Let's get down to brass tacks. Sure, Internet is a great place to see face plants, naked bottoms, or a fish eating a mouse.
But did you know it's also a fantastic place to see midgets dancing?
Surprised?
Well, join us on a little journey through the fascinating world of dancing midgets. I'm quite sure you'll learn a thing or two...
There are the proud dancing cowboy midgets of Mexico, the amazing acrobatic midgets of Tajikistan, the soulful romance of the slow dancing midgets of East Africa, the fiery hip hop dancing midgets of the good old USA, and the god-king of dancing Internet midgets, India's Little Superstar. Though he may be a child, we're not sure.
Regardless, Internet is just plain out-n-out lousy with dancing midgets.
And dammit, this wealth of dancing midgets is an underused resource!
Why you ask? Because it is scientifically proven that watching midgets dance lowers blood pressure, increases brain activity, improves circulation and concentration and, makes both men and women more at ease and, generally, happier.
It's a scientific fact, proven by scientists.
And for those reasons alone dancing midgets of Internet are today's Internet Superstars.
Keep hoofin' it, my little friends, we're all depending on you.
Next week, we'll explore the world of stuttering, singing, albino midget anchormen from Germany, a fascinating subculture to be sure.
Have a nomination for an Internet Superstar? Send it to martin at revision3 dot com.
Highlights
blood pressure
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1:06, 1:06
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East Africa
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0:48, 0:48
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brass
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0:17, 0:17
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Revision
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0:14, 1:45, 0:14, 1:45
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blood pressure
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1:06, 1:06
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East Africa
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0:48, 0:48
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brass
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0:17, 0:17
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Revision
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0:14, 1:45, 0:14, 1:45
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Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )
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" Yeah. Welcome the little Internet superstar popcorn shrimp sized version of my -- weekly talk show Internet superstar which Ayers and you -- Every Wednesday right here on Revision 3."
" Now."
" Let's get down to brass tax -- There is a great place to -- plants. -- bottoms or a fish eating a mouse. You know it's also a fantastic place deceit. Good thing the --"
" Well let me get over journey into the world of dancing digits I'm quite sure regular -- you. The proud parents think cowboy images of Mexico."
" Amazing acrobatics they -- that touched us on the local romance with slow dancing digits of the East Africa. "
" Or the -- at me that's the Google US that they. Now all I was with dancing that you spend."
" I still feel that that's well the bad thing widgets that they used resource. Rats. Because it -- to be proven that watching it and stand -- blood pressure and brain activity improves circulation and concentrations and -- that women -- and generally happier. It's a scientific facts. Proven by scientists. At the -- in the long -- minutes of the Internet are today's Internet superstars. That my little friends were all depending on you next week we'll explore the world started incident -- From Germany. Fascinating subculture. Here. Spectral logic and be sure to catch the falling version that show I -- it drops every Wednesday right here -- Revision 3 we'll see you tomorrow watch."
