Human Animal Hybrids
Take it from Martin Sargent, a seasoned television veteran, that animals doing human things drives huge ratings.
That's why this YouTube video of Whiplash the Cowboy Monkey has gotten so many views, and since then a sponsorship deal with the Taco John chain of restaurants.
But now, thanks to Internet, the popularity boost you get when you force animals to do human things against their will need not be limited to the entertainment world. In fact, I've begun to tap its power in my everyday life.
For example, you have no idea how much tail I've started getting ever since I invested in a few kitty wigs from KittyWigs.com. These things are amazing! Every girl on the street comes up to me to and can't help but start to pet that pink pussy hair.
And it's not just good for getting chicks, either. I've made a lot of tight homies, and even was invited to join a cool street gang, after I started dressing my dog in armor from pitbullarmory.com. Kind of makes me wish Michael Vick wasn't in prison because my dog could fight his, and mine would win, because my dog wears armor.
Obviously we're running low, so if you have a nomination for an Internet Superstar, send it to martin at revision3 dot com.
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Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )
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" Yeah. And welcome to. Internet superstar the most an acute that's version of my African elephant wearing -- inside your -- in three -- Internet superstar. It remains a season television veteran that animals doing human things dry -- ratings. That's why this YouTube video of whiplash the cowboy monkey. It's gotten so many views incensed that a sponsorship deal with the chain of taco restaurant. It involved dodgy but now thanks to Internet the popularity -- you get -- animals to be human things against their will. Need not be limited to the entertainment world. In fact I've begun to -- the power in everyday life. For example. You have no idea how much tell I've gotten since invested that you kidding me you're kidding -- got out these things are amazing. -- and district comes up if you can't help but start the fact that. It is not just good for getting checked -- I've made a lot of tight home. And even with invited to join -- equals three and after it started I think my -- armor from Pitt bull armor dot dot. Kinda makes me what Michael Vick wasn't imprisoned because my dog could play there than I would win because. My dog wear the -- Anyway being that an animal could have written this up so you're watching right now or. Turned off let's just edit I think that animal -- human -- today's. -- superstars. -- Well obviously we're running really loves -- you have any nominations are superstars that -- that revision3.com. And catch the whole bird in the show every Wednesday right here on Revision 3. -- watch it we'll see you tomorrow."
