Fat Kids
The internet is many things to many people. To some, it's a way to buy and sell goods, to others it's a way to get up the second news and information, as still to others it is a fast and easy way to connect with prospective friends and potential lovers.
But for me, it is something deeper and more important. It's quite simply the best place on earth to see fat kids getting hurt.
Yes viewer, there are legions of fat kids out there... and maybe it's the insecurity that comes with being, well, fat... but they clearly have something to prove.
As a result there is an endless supply of videos on internet of these fat kids hurting themselves... badly.
There's the fat kid who goes face down on the sidewalk while trying to grab a low hanging branch... perhaps with the hope that this was a twinkie tree.
Then there's the fat kid who, after burning up the stomp pads on Dance Dance Revolution, has his legs betray him causing him to fall in front of his adoring public.
We can't forget the cruelty of fat on fat violence demonstrated here as one Mexican fat kid tosses his friend off a log plunging him into a filthy factory runoff spill creek.
Or this really fat daredevil kid who eats a heaping pile of Georgia red clay going over the handle bars of his undersized moped...
Who could overlook the haunting screams this fat kid as his so called friends unload on him with a paint gun while he is stuck on a rock in a creek.
Or the moans of pain after this fat kid's brave attempts to launch his Huffy dirt bike over a 2 foot jump go all sorts of wrong.
And finally, this cocky fat kid's dismount off the top of a van ends in a lot of embarrassment and probably a shattered collarbone.
What is it about fat kids getting hurt that I love so much? That's for me and my therapist to discover. The important thing here is that I've just scratched the surface here. There are endless reams of footage out there depicting fat kids injuring themselves in countless creative way. And I love them all. That's why the Injured Fat kids of Internet are today's internet superstars.
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Highlights
red clay
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dismount
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sidewalk
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insecurity
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Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )
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" Big gang and welcome -- real Internet superstar the thing down version of my grossly overweight always talk show that airs every Wednesday right here on Revision 3. Well you're the Internet is many things that many people it's on its way to buy and sell goods and services. Other that the way to get up at a second news and information. And others still in the fast and easy way to connect with the act of rent and potential lovers. With her knee it is something deeper and much more important it is quite simply the best place I've heard -- kids getting hurt. Yes -- there are legions of kids out there and maybe -- insecurity that comes with being. Well back but they clearly have hoping to -- And as a result there is that endless supply of videos Internet of these kids hurting themselves. Usually quite badly. There is the in the don't think yeah. On the sidewalk while trying to grab a low hanging branch. Perhaps with the hope that. This was a twinkie tree then there's the back kid who after burning up the stock had dance dance revolution. Hasn't -- betrayed him. College they hit the ball in front of his adoring public. And we of course -- up. -- get the cool people that -- that violence demonstrated here is one Mexican that it isn't spread called the law. Plugging it into what they'll be back during Ronald Steele creek. Or this really daredevil didn't do you think keeping violent Georgia red clay going over the handlebars of his undersized moped. And who could overlook the haunting screams of this that did this so called friends unload on him with a gun while it's -- and rock. The moans of pain after this that -- bravest and the largest pop up like. Over to withdraw and all sorts of wrong. And finally this cocky that his dismount all the ultimate bash."
" In a lot of embarrassments. And but shattered collar -- What is -- kids getting hurt and dialogues and that's for me and my therapist. To discover. The important thing here is that -- with circuit there were three of the footage out there depicting back and injuring themselves it. With creative ways. And I love them all and that's why the injured back into Internet are today's. Internet superstars. -- nomination -- Internet superstar. Logic go ahead senator Martin never -- knocked up and security kept the ball version of the show every Wednesday right here I'd revision history thanks to watch it. And -- tomorrow."
