Why can't you people leave well enough alone? I mean, is there anything so beautiful, unadulterated and wholesome as getting shitface drunk? Isn't it enough for you people to stick to the time-honored tradition of pounding so much booze that you have to walk on your knees to the toilet and paint the inside of that filthy bowl with the holy hues of whatever joyous libations you chose to elevate your spirit with that night or morning? For some of you Internet idiots, no, it is clearly not enough.
I'm speaking of course about those of you who insist on lighting your alcohol on fire before quaffing it. Watch these videos, and feel the burn...
A Moron Lighting Shots on Fire
Some Douche Bag Igniting Booze Before Drinking It
Flaming Shots Result in Burning Frat House
Thanks to Colorado Octopus for nominating these nitwits. Do you have a nomination for an Internet Superstar? Send it to martin at revision3 dot com. And be sure to watch the full-length version of this show, a new one premieres every Wednesday, right here on Revision3.
