One after the other, Martin Sargent's shows-on television, on cell phones, and online-have been brutally cancelled. When his most recent effort, Infected by Martin Sargent, was axed by Revision3 CEO Jim Louderback, Martin finally cracked. At the show's final taping, Martin doused himself in... Read More
If these videos are any indication, the America gymnastics team is woefully prepared for the Beijing Summer Games...
I've been doing my research, and from what I can gather the United States Gymnastics team is woefully unprepared to take on the rest of the world this summer over there in Red China.
I mean, look at this urine soaked display of athleticism and listen deafening silence of disappointment from the amassed onlookers:
Video: Gymnastics tumbling disaster
That's not even going to win us a shit brown medal, let alone the gold.
And then there's this hard-charger, who not only won't bring home a medal, but may well spend the rest of her life in traction
Get up, you sissy! What would Kerry Strug say?
With these kinds of performances, we're in danger of replicating the sorrowful performance of 1988 in Seoul. Remember this?
Video: Gymnastics vaulting pain
Take it from me, as someone who has never excelled at anything in my life, that our gymnasts better start practicing a little harder, or they run the risk of not only shaming this great nation, but also ending up a sad, bitt er, awful failure like me.
Do you have a nomination for an Internet Superstar? Send it to martin at revision3 dot com. And be sure watch the full-length version of this show, a new one premieres every Wednesday, right here on Revision3.