Parents' groups are horrified over a new internet game that is taking off in Britain, in which tween girls are encouraged to compete for cash to give their virtual dolls facelifts, breast implants and a regime of diet pills to keep them skinny.

It's called Miss Bimbo and it's free to play until the contestants run out of virtual dollars. Then they have to send cell phone text messages costing 3 dollars each or use PayPal to top up their accounts.

You start with a naked virtual character and go from there, shopping for clothes, food and pets --- and you can sell your items for a profit in Bimbo dollars.

The following is right from the game's own rules section:

Don't forget that the aim is to be the coolest, richest and most famous bimbo in the whole world.

In order to do this, you must complete the Goals!

Change your drab hairstyle to become a popular blonde with cool pigtails!

Rent your very own apartment. Bout time you got your own pad Register yourself on a training course and get an exciting new job!

I personally don't see the problem with this site. I actually think it's long overdue.

I mean, our nation's bimbos have clearly been winging it for far too long and often times this lack of proper "Bimbo" training has been nothing short of disastrous...

I actually think this MissBimbo game, which claims to "teach kids about the real world" needs to step up the reality factor a few notches if it really wants to help our struggling ranks of future bimbos.

I mean, if you're gonna do this, it should be done right. Here's what the game needs: along with the diet pills and plastic surgery bits it should have sections on

-how to get laid in rehab...

-How to get rid of unwanted kids by going crazy...

-Proper grooming techniques to prepare for that ever-important public pooter unveiling... afterall, your pooter only gets one chance to make a first impression and you want it to be a good one... because a bad first impressions really sets you AND your pooter back.

-How to survive a coke binge that would kill a healthy full-grown horse and... finally...

-Sex tapes for fun and profit 101.

With over 200 thousand female players between the age of 9 and 16, I think the work MissBimbo.com is doing is more critical than ever before. That's why it's today's Internet Superstar.

After all, it's up to us to teach our young bimbos the right way to be young bimbos. If we don't they'll have to learn on their own and we know how well that's been working

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