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Miss Bimbo

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 – running time 03:09
Now you can use a fun new Internet game to learn how to become the best bimbo you can be!

Parents' groups are horrified over a new internet game that is taking off in Britain, in which tween girls are encouraged to compete for cash to give their virtual dolls facelifts, breast implants and a regime of diet pills to keep them skinny.

It's called Miss Bimbo and it's free to play until the contestants run out of virtual dollars. Then they have to send cell phone text messages costing 3 dollars each or use PayPal to top up their accounts.

You start with a naked virtual character and go from there, shopping for clothes, food and pets --- and you can sell your items for a profit in Bimbo dollars.

The following is right from the game's own rules section:

Don't forget that the aim is to be the coolest, richest and most famous bimbo in the whole world.

In order to do this, you must complete the Goals!

Change your drab hairstyle to become a popular blonde with cool pigtails!

Rent your very own apartment. Bout time you got your own pad Register yourself on a training course and get an exciting new job!

I personally don't see the problem with this site. I actually think it's long overdue.

I mean, our nation's bimbos have clearly been winging it for far too long and often times this lack of proper "Bimbo" training has been nothing short of disastrous...

I actually think this MissBimbo game, which claims to "teach kids about the real world" needs to step up the reality factor a few notches if it really wants to help our struggling ranks of future bimbos.

I mean, if you're gonna do this, it should be done right. Here's what the game needs: along with the diet pills and plastic surgery bits it should have sections on

-how to get laid in rehab...

-How to get rid of unwanted kids by going crazy...

-Proper grooming techniques to prepare for that ever-important public pooter unveiling... afterall, your pooter only gets one chance to make a first impression and you want it to be a good one... because a bad first impressions really sets you AND your pooter back.

-How to survive a coke binge that would kill a healthy full-grown horse and... finally...

-Sex tapes for fun and profit 101.

With over 200 thousand female players between the age of 9 and 16, I think the work MissBimbo.com is doing is more critical than ever before. That's why it's today's Internet Superstar.

After all, it's up to us to teach our young bimbos the right way to be young bimbos. If we don't they'll have to learn on their own and we know how well that's been working

Do you have a nomination for an Internet Superstar? Send it to martin at revision3 dot com. And be sure to watch the full-length version of this show. A new one airs every Wednesday, right here on Revision3.

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Highlights
weighed in ( 1:55, 1:55 ) Superstar ( 0:06, 2:37, 0:06, 2:37 ) bimbo ( 0:32, 0:52, 2:30, 2:44, 0:32, 0:52, 2:30, 2:44 ) teach kids ( 1:36, 1:36 ) weighed in ( 1:55, 1:55 ) Superstar ( 0:06, 2:37, 0:06, 2:37 ) bimbo ( 0:32, 0:52, 2:30, 2:44, 0:32, 0:52, 2:30, 2:44 ) teach kids ( 1:36, 1:36 )

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" Gang welcome to the Internet superstar the slightly -- version of like huge hole won't talk show that airs every Wednesday. Right here on Revision 3. Parents groups are horrified over new Internet game that it's taking off in Britain. We're tween girls are encouraged to compete for that. To give their virtual dolls based lifts breast implants and a review of diet pills that keep them in its call. This bimbo it's free the -- until the contestants run out of virtual dollars. That they have to send cell phone text messages costing three dollars each building out the top up their accounts. You start with the naked virtual character and go from there. Shopping for clothes food impacts. You can sell your items for a profit in bimbo dollars. The following is right from the games old rules that it. Don't forget that aim is to be the coolest richest and -- in the world. In order and this. You must complete the goals. Here draft hairstyle to become a spot -- blunt who else read your very own apartment outside he got year old pat. Registers open a training course that didn't excite. I personally don't think that probably has the right. I actually think it's long overdue. I mean our nation's big -- that clearly been wearing it for far too long and often times this lack of proper being -- training. Has been nothing short of disastrous. I actually think this this -- game which claims to teach kids about the real world. -- step up the reality factor you know not just if they're really want to help are struggling -- the future bimbos. I think if you're gonna do this it should be done right. Here's what the game meets along with the diet pills and plastic surgery -- it should add actions on how to get weighed in rehab. How to get rid of un wanted kids like going crazy. Proper grooming -- prepared for that ever important public unveiling. After all your order only gets one chance to meet him first impression that you want it to be good one. Because of bad first impression really that you and your crew -- back. How to survive a Coke binge that would kill healthy all grown bored and finally sex tapes are gonna -- 11. With over 200000 you know players between into the back and fixed it the working his bimbo dot com is doing is more critical than ever before. And that's why there's -- is that it's. Superstar. After all it's up to -- to teach our young -- the right way to being. Young bimbo if we don't have to learn another wrong and we know how well that and working. You have a nomination period -- superstars against the department Revision 3 knocked out Richard -- the ball and -- that show a Hewlett airs every Wednesday right here I'd repeat history thanks so much for a lot in the U law."

" Gang welcome to the Internet superstar the slightly -- version of like huge hole won't talk show that airs every Wednesday. Right here on Revision 3. Parents groups are horrified over new Internet game that it's taking off in Britain. We're tween girls are encouraged to compete for that. To give their virtual dolls based lifts breast implants and a review of diet pills that keep them in its call. This bimbo it's free the -- until the contestants run out of virtual dollars. That they have to send cell phone text messages costing three dollars each building out the top up their accounts. You start with the naked virtual character and go from there. Shopping for clothes food impacts. You can sell your items for a profit in bimbo dollars. The following is right from the games old rules that it. Don't forget that aim is to be the coolest richest and -- in the world. In order and this. You must complete the goals. Here draft hairstyle to become a spot -- blunt who else read your very own apartment outside he got year old pat. Registers open a training course that didn't excite. I personally don't think that probably has the right. I actually think it's long overdue. I mean our nation's big -- that clearly been wearing it for far too long and often times this lack of proper being -- training. Has been nothing short of disastrous. I actually think this this -- game which claims to teach kids about the real world. -- step up the reality factor you know not just if they're really want to help are struggling -- the future bimbos. I think if you're gonna do this it should be done right. Here's what the game meets along with the diet pills and plastic surgery -- it should add actions on how to get weighed in rehab. How to get rid of un wanted kids like going crazy. Proper grooming -- prepared for that ever important public unveiling. After all your order only gets one chance to meet him first impression that you want it to be good one. Because of bad first impression really that you and your crew -- back. How to survive a Coke binge that would kill healthy all grown bored and finally sex tapes are gonna -- 11. With over 200000 you know players between into the back and fixed it the working his bimbo dot com is doing is more critical than ever before. And that's why there's -- is that it's. Superstar. After all it's up to -- to teach our young -- the right way to being. Young bimbo if we don't have to learn another wrong and we know how well that and working. You have a nomination period -- superstars against the department Revision 3 knocked out Richard -- the ball and -- that show a Hewlett airs every Wednesday right here I'd repeat history thanks so much for a lot in the U law."