If you're like me, you keep a close eye on the newest trends in Japanese sex toys. A very close eye...

And what's the latest gadget on the far eastern smut market? It's a credit card-sized microscope is for getting an eyeful of sperm, blood, or the neat little microorganisms your partner just infected you with.

For the scientifically inclined, the bedroom microscope is a whole of fun for the tiny price of $89. Only from Kanojo Toys Shop.

Whatever nastiness you see under there is today's Internet Superstar!

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