Dating Site for Potheads
Dating sites are big business, so the only surprise about a new site that caters specifically to pot smokers, PotPartners.com, is that it took this long for someone to create it. Then again, the idea has probably been kicking around for some time. It just took the creators a while to get off the couch and actually build it.
PotPartners.com is "a place for people to find others that enjoy smoking marijuana or are tolerant to it. It is a dating site pure and simple for people who like to smoke marijuana."
Wow, that's dank. Now you don't have to worry that that girl you just met down at the falafel shop might harsh your mellow when you bust out your whittled out apple and start burning trees.
The only downside is that by meeting someone who smokes as much pot as you, you might not expand your horizons that much. I mean, it's pretty much guaranteed that every person on this site fills out their "Hobbies" section essentially the same: Smoking Pot.
But when you really think about it, that's not so bad. Besides, you'll do plenty of horizon expanding when you're sitting on your couch, shades drawn, smoking dank and gazing into her eyes for hours at a time and her head keeps turning into a honey glazed pork chop.
So all you stoners looking for love, go to PotPartners.com and sign up now. There could be a little stoner bunny out there waiting for you. But you better hit her up fast before she forgets her password. Or the whole damn thing quits working altogether. It was built by stoners, after all.
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" And in in the well that superstar the Clinton -- version of my six foot gravity -- and hopefully talk show Ayers it is today. Right here on Revision 3. Dating sites are all the rage right now so. The only surprise about the -- site that caters specifically the pot smokers is that it took this long for someone to create. Then again the idea probably been kicking around for some time. It just took the creators awhile to get off the couch and actually build. We'll build it they did. It's called partners dot com and it quote is a place for people to -- others that enjoys smoking marijuana or are tolerant to. Is the dating site here in -- people like it's smoke marijuana. It. Now it on February that that girl you just let out a lot of -- my heart you're mellow when you left out -- bit about apple and start burning trees. It is -- hot market dot com you can feel statements to hear at your leisure time can still expect a purple cloud of prisoners well even as a Captain Crunch and rocky -- and even drugs it won't be more romantic than that. You might not even need to clean up all those people the boxes and captain Jack in the Box bags littering your bill you later -- the only downside. Is that by beating someone -- as much but as you. You might not expand your horizons that much I mean it's pretty much guarantee that every person on the site -- out there. Hobbies action that's exactly the same. Smoking pot. Boy you really think about it. Also add. This exempting any of horizon expanding when you're sitting on your -- out shades drawn smoking -- indeed the inner ice for hours at a time as her head. You're turning into an equally workshop. And that's what pot partners dot com -- today's Internet superstar. All might still have friends looking for love and get out there and sign up quit. As you know there's a little daughter bought out there waiting for you. But -- better hitter out that the force you forget your password. Or the whole damn thing quit working altogether mean after all it was built by owners. That pro logic -- the tomorrow."
