One after the other, Martin Sargent's shows-on television, on cell phones, and online-have been brutally cancelled. When his most recent effort, Infected by Martin Sargent, was axed by Revision3 CEO Jim Louderback, Martin finally cracked. At the show's final taping, Martin doused himself in... Read More
Are you a lonely burner? Well, Internet has a solution...
Dating sites are big business, so the only surprise about a new site that caters specifically to pot smokers, PotPartners.com, is that it took this long for someone to create it. Then again, the idea has probably been kicking around for some time. It just took the creators a while to get off the couch and actually build it.
PotPartners.com is "a place for people to find others that enjoy smoking marijuana or are tolerant to it. It is a dating site pure and simple for people who like to smoke marijuana."
Wow, that's dank. Now you don't have to worry that that girl you just met down at the falafel shop might harsh your mellow when you bust out your whittled out apple and start burning trees.
The only downside is that by meeting someone who smokes as much pot as you, you might not expand your horizons that much. I mean, it's pretty much guaranteed that every person on this site fills out their "Hobbies" section essentially the same: Smoking Pot.
But when you really think about it, that's not so bad. Besides, you'll do plenty of horizon expanding when you're sitting on your couch, shades drawn, smoking dank and gazing into her eyes for hours at a time and her head keeps turning into a honey glazed pork chop.
So all you stoners looking for love, go to PotPartners.com and sign up now. There could be a little stoner bunny out there waiting for you. But you better hit her up fast before she forgets her password. Or the whole damn thing quits working altogether. It was built by stoners, after all.
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