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The Worst Tattoos Ever

Friday, April 25th, 2008 – running time 03:02
What is the worst tattoo ever? Watch today's Internet Superstar for the answer...

I don't know if you saw it, but somebody on Internet recently got a tattoo of Chocolate Rain crooner Tay Zonday on his upper arm.

I think it's maybe the greatest tattoo ever permanently etched into the flesh, but lots of folks here at Rev3 HQ called it the worst tattoo ever.

And not so fast, I says. I've been around Internet long enough to know that there are far, far worse tattoos out there, and I plan on proving me thesis here today.

Example, getting your dearly departed wife's face tattooed on your bicep is a noble, loving gesture. But not if the tattoo makes her look like the Wicked Witch Of East L.A.

And we can only speculate if this loving father's daughter does in fact severely retarded.

Now, I like Star Wars as much as the next guy. Unless of course the next guy is some douche bag who decides to get what appears to get all the major characters tattooed on his back.

And after all those steroids, is Hulk Hogan really this horrifyingly misshapen, or is that just how he looks when you ink him on a back furrowed with stretch marks?

Some psychologists say people get tattoos because they have poor self-images. I think that theory can be moved into the fact column if this nitwit is any indication.

I don't know anyone who would ever buy a Celine Dion album, let alone get her terrifying face permanently inked on their body.

A whole head tattoo? Yeah, good thinking. Though if your face and neck are one continuous canvas, I suppose it might be a temptation.

I'd love to know the thought process behind getting a bucktooth Indian holding a corn dog tattoo.

Though in my mind, this cat's ass tattoo puts both of them to shame, making it the worst tattoo ever.

Oh, wait, I forgot about this one.

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Highlights
Celine Dion ( 1:46, 1:46 ) corn dog ( 2:05, 2:05 ) Hulk Hogan ( 1:24, 1:24 ) Down syndrome ( 1:06, 1:06 ) Celine Dion ( 1:46, 1:46 ) corn dog ( 2:05, 2:05 ) Hulk Hogan ( 1:24, 1:24 ) Down syndrome ( 1:06, 1:06 )

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