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Horses Are Fun!

Friday, May 2nd, 2008 – running time 03:24
With The Kentucky Derby right around the corner, we investigate a deeply weird website for kids about horses.

"A big brown, muscled gelding, standing a full 16 hands. No one could do anything with him. He would lash out, rearing high, showing his power. Hooves cutting the air, eyes rolling, ears laid back, forcing most of his terrified handlers to take cover."

This is an excerpt from one of the "PonyTales" that are listed on the website www.horsefun.com. And yes, all the pony tales are this exciting and this semi-erotic in nature.

If you're a kid who loves horses, quizzes about horses, horse puzzles, games and poem, or if you're an adult who would like to stare straight into the eyes of strangeness, visit www.horsefun.com.

Highlights
Kentucky Derby ( 0:19, 2:43, 0:19, 2:43 ) Superstar ( 0:07, 0:07 ) pony ( 0:10, 2:03, 2:06, 0:10, 2:03, 2:06 ) horses ( 1:10, 1:50, 1:58, 2:54, 1:10, 1:50, 1:58, 2:54 ) Kentucky Derby ( 0:19, 2:43, 0:19, 2:43 ) Superstar ( 0:07, 0:07 ) pony ( 0:10, 2:03, 2:06, 0:10, 2:03, 2:06 ) horses ( 1:10, 1:50, 1:58, 2:54, 1:10, 1:50, 1:58, 2:54 )

Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )

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" The way again and welcome to little Internet superstar the timing yet. Crowd miniature pony version of my work -- slides -- little bullwinkle show that airs every Wednesday right here. And Revision 3. Well let the Kentucky Derby just around the corner or it was high time to go into what ordinary. Austrian website found on Internet. Of course I picked the site that does not only rich with -- facts and horse -- Pun intended but also deeply weird. A big brown muscled -- standing a full sixteen hands no one could do anything with him. You would lash out rearing -- showing his power. Well let's cut in the air eyes -- thing here is laid back -- thing most that is applied and others to. It's -- an excerpt from one of the valves that are listed on the website points -- that -- And yet all of the polling -- this exciting and this semi erotic in nature. And that's part of the line. Because horses have got your imagination this century's most especially her reasons that but don't understand. The imaginations of pubescent girls demographic at this site in Decatur team with that. Once -- includes a quiz page with questions such as the following. I think it means -- hey. Sometimes. You a lot overseeing it all and bigger club for horse crazy -- this. The site also includes a page which includes the following facts draft horses are the world's strongest animal -- part of elephants and it is estimated at about 700 -- yeah horses in the world. With the best offerings on horse won dot com -- out on the pony -- page here's another excerpt from a pony -- title. Why no one. That was us look it -- ground guys. They mirrored many past wrongs and hurts injuries scholars inflicted by Iraq. As people who -- ride or training course. Old scarred political players birds that dug it and where we had cracked him. Proof of it you're humans who thought cruelty was the answer to breaking -- horse but it all necessary. And while there. More difficult and ended -- his name. While. Kentucky Derby and Douglas Ming -- let -- putting money down on the off track betting parlor about what you live here today. Think about all of those at high horses and all that could be a young girls love that. It by doing so we can make this world a better place for our new friends or at least. Slightly less weird that it portrayed on -- doctor and that's why of course this argued. That superstars. Submitted it will -- start to send it to Martin and religion -- act up thanks for watching the staples."