Hot Girl On The Subway
Have you ever had a serious subway crush? No, not the kind of physical subway crush like in this video, where these crazy bastards during rush hour in Japan just keep pushing, and pushing, to get onboard to go home to their repressed wives and tiny, stultifying apartments. Amazingly, there are even guys whose only job it is to shove these tiny human cattle into the packed car.
No, the kind of subway crush under discussion here is when you're on the subway and you see this unbelievable girl getting off the train just as you're getting on, or through a window in another car going the other direction, or begging for nickels before she staggers out the door drunk, and you didn't have the time, opportunity, or set of onions to go up and say something to her.
Well now Internet has a solution.
At subwaycrush.com, you can post ads for the girl or guy of your dreams that you saw on a New York City subway train who you know would have made your life worth living again if only you had had the opportunity to lavish your charm on her.
For example, this gem of a post:
"You got on at 1st Avenue and stood across from me. I thought you had a big butt in your skinny jeans, but then I realized that it was an adult diaper because I saw the white elastic poking out from the top of your jeans. You turned around and I saw a pacifier attached to your necklace...can I change your diaper?"
Of course, the trick here is for him or her to have felt the same about you, be aware of the site subwaycrush.com, and have no apprehensions about going out on a date with some weirdo who was leering at him or her during the morning rush on the A Train.
Regardless of whether or not it'll ever work for you in real life, SubwayCrush.com is today's Internet Superstar.
Do you have a nomination for an Internet Superstar? Send it to martin at revision3 dot com.
Highlights
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Union Pacific
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skinny jeans
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subway
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Union Pacific
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skinny jeans
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Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )
" Welcome to. -- Internet superstar the cue Lionel train virgin in my Union Pacific smoke belching monster prevent entry to show. Internet superstar. Have you ever had a serious subway crush. Now I know you probably think. By itself what it means when you're trying to get out of commuter train during rush gallery in Japan. And all these crazy bastards just pushing and pushing to get on board to go home to their breath of life and times all the -- apartments. And there are these guys and old job it is to -- the only adult in the car. But now that's not the kind of subway -- up referring to. Talking about when your on the subway easy it's unbelievable girl getting off the train just as you did not -- window in another article the other directed -- for Nichols report is out there are drawn. You didn't have the time opportunity or set audience -- could -- and you're well. Internet as the solution. At subway crushed dot com you can post -- for the girl or guy at your dreams as well out of New York City subway train and you know would have major life worth living again. -- only had the opportunity to -- on her. For example this nice post. You've got -- it first avenue and stood across from me. I thought you had a big bought your skinny jeans with that I realized it was an adult diaper because I thought the white elastic poking out from the top -- You turn around and I stopped at the buyer pay you for your necklace and I seeing your diaper. Of course the trick here is for him or her to have felt the same way about you. Be aware of the sites subway -- dot com and have no apprehensions about going out and it was so weird Al -- peering at him over. During the morning right on the nature. Regardless of whether or not a lot of work you in real life some weight crushed dot -- is today is. That's superstar. You have been nominated for -- superstar sent it to -- that revision3.com. And Richard kept the -- version that show I knew what appears every Wednesday right here on Revision 3. Thanks so much for watching. Tomorrow."
" Welcome to. -- Internet superstar the cue Lionel train virgin in my Union Pacific smoke belching monster prevent entry to show. Internet superstar. Have you ever had a serious subway crush. Now I know you probably think. By itself what it means when you're trying to get out of commuter train during rush gallery in Japan. And all these crazy bastards just pushing and pushing to get on board to go home to their breath of life and times all the -- apartments. And there are these guys and old job it is to -- the only adult in the car. But now that's not the kind of subway -- up referring to. Talking about when your on the subway easy it's unbelievable girl getting off the train just as you did not -- window in another article the other directed -- for Nichols report is out there are drawn. You didn't have the time opportunity or set audience -- could -- and you're well. Internet as the solution. At subway crushed dot com you can post -- for the girl or guy at your dreams as well out of New York City subway train and you know would have major life worth living again. -- only had the opportunity to -- on her. For example this nice post. You've got -- it first avenue and stood across from me. I thought you had a big bought your skinny jeans with that I realized it was an adult diaper because I thought the white elastic poking out from the top -- You turn around and I stopped at the buyer pay you for your necklace and I seeing your diaper. Of course the trick here is for him or her to have felt the same way about you. Be aware of the sites subway -- dot com and have no apprehensions about going out and it was so weird Al -- peering at him over. During the morning right on the nature. Regardless of whether or not a lot of work you in real life some weight crushed dot -- is today is. That's superstar. You have been nominated for -- superstar sent it to -- that revision3.com. And Richard kept the -- version that show I knew what appears every Wednesday right here on Revision 3. Thanks so much for watching. Tomorrow."
