A new site helps you hook up with that tantalizing person you saw on the subway but didn't have the time, or moxie, to talk to...

Have you ever had a serious subway crush? No, not the kind of physical subway crush like in this video, where these crazy bastards during rush hour in Japan just keep pushing, and pushing, to get onboard to go home to their repressed wives and tiny, stultifying apartments. Amazingly, there are even guys whose only job it is to shove these tiny human cattle into the packed car.

No, the kind of subway crush under discussion here is when you're on the subway and you see this unbelievable girl getting off the train just as you're getting on, or through a window in another car going the other direction, or begging for nickels before she staggers out the door drunk, and you didn't have the time, opportunity, or set of onions to go up and say something to her.

Well now Internet has a solution.

At subwaycrush.com, you can post ads for the girl or guy of your dreams that you saw on a New York City subway train who you know would have made your life worth living again if only you had had the opportunity to lavish your charm on her.

For example, this gem of a post:

"You got on at 1st Avenue and stood across from me. I thought you had a big butt in your skinny jeans, but then I realized that it was an adult diaper because I saw the white elastic poking out from the top of your jeans. You turned around and I saw a pacifier attached to your necklace...can I change your diaper?"

Of course, the trick here is for him or her to have felt the same about you, be aware of the site subwaycrush.com, and have no apprehensions about going out on a date with some weirdo who was leering at him or her during the morning rush on the A Train.

Regardless of whether or not it'll ever work for you in real life, SubwayCrush.com is today's Internet Superstar.

Do you have a nomination for an Internet Superstar? Send it to martin at revision3 dot com.

 

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