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The Amazing Rollerman

Friday, May 9th, 2008 – running time 02:11
A real life superhero in France could forever change the way we commute.

Imagine if you didn't need a car, bike, or skateboard to get around the city at breakneck speeds. That you just needed wheels attached to every joint on your body. A man in France has created a suit that accomplishes just that, and the results are tres magnifique! Take a look.

I think you'll agree upon watching this video and then thinking back on how we renamed our favorite side order "Freedom Fries" that the French are laughing at us. Drinking wine and eating good food and laughing at us, French noses high in the air.

If you have an internet superstar you'd like me to feature send it to martin at revision 3 dot com.

Highlights
good food ( 1:41 ) roller skating ( 0:39 ) sowing ( 0:56 )

Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )

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" Or won't again and welcome to little Internet superstar the matchbox -- sized version of my name back sixth and seventh night talk show that airs every Wednesday right here. A Revision 3. -- I haven't -- a little while Natalie well. Well imagine my surprise to learn that while we've mired ourselves and ugliness of never ending war. Recession. Destructive electoral politics and dancing with the stars the French have apparently been spending their time. Building elaborate and amazing multi wheeled roller skating news. Right it wasn't too long ago that we were demonizing the threat. Calling them cheese eating surrender monkeys and renaming our favorite national -- order freedom Fries. But it seems that the last lap. Is on us. What we've been sowing the seeds of hatred and destruction and war the world over. They'll rent have been busy preparing to give the world of machine of fantasy wins the excitement. And your joy. It's called the roller man machine and from what I've learned of these videos I've found -- Internet it allows the man -- rolled down the street on its feet. Back Dominic knees elbows. And why he wants. -- it's clear that once again we miss understood. We're tragically under estimated that for one look at this wonder if French -- making it clear that of the -- a lot. In our bases. I think you'll agree the French are laughing that's drinking why it eating good food and laughing at us -- noses high in the air. No 19 -- And all I can say -- to shape reg well played there is and that's why the red roller -- instead it's. Internet superstar. If you haven't Internet superstar you like that -- then it can -- at revision3.com. Thanks so much for watching and we'll see you tomorrow. --"