Sex With Fruit

Internet is the fetishist's best friend. Case in point: the juicy, vitamin-C packed fruit fetish. It's today's Internet Superstar!

No matter what your bizarre sexual proclivity, an exciting night spent naked in your swivel chair is only a Google search away.

For example, perhaps you're into women with very powerful thighs using their legs like nutcrackers to crush melons. Internet has you covered.

If you're one of the dozens of people who have a fruit and muscular thighs fetish, you just ruined your sweatpants.

And this big fine white woman crushes a grapefruit, soaking her ample bosoms in the sticky nectar.

For those with a fruit and foot fetish, there are loads of options. But you can't do much better than this. Except for maybe this.

And for those of you who have a fruit and polar bear fetish, please don't ever watch my show again. You're a monster.

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