One after the other, Martin Sargent's shows-on television, on cell phones, and online-have been brutally cancelled. When his most recent effort, Infected by Martin Sargent, was axed by Revision3 CEO Jim Louderback, Martin finally cracked. At the show's final taping, Martin doused himself in... Read More
If it weren't for Internet, you'd probably think that you were the only one with an expanding woman fetish. And how wrong you would have been.
The expanding woman fetish almost always follows the same path. It starts out with a woman who, quite frankly, has no business getting any bigger. A scantily clad, just went shopping in the lingerie department of Lane Bryant type of woman. She gets a worried, though oddly excited, look on her wide face and then starts inflating. Bigger, and bigger, and bigger, to the point that you're quite certain that her gullet will rip open, splattering the cheap hotel room where these things are invariably shot with Double Stuff Oreos, Haagen Daaz, and Snackwells.
It begs the question, what's the going rate to star in a fetish video of this sort? I can only imagine at least enough cash to buy at least two of everything off the super value menu at Arby's.
But the more important question is, what guys are into this sort of video? Well, judging by the number of views they receive on YouTube, enough to make me want to put on a some fishnet stockings binge on Fig Newtons, and shove an air compressor in my ass until I nearly explode.
Do you have a nomination for at internet superstar? Send it to martin at revision3 dot com.