Japanese Fart Monster
As this video will attest, the Japanese have apparently perfected what was once one of our proudest American traditions...farting.
They call him the fart monster.
I call him a threat on our very way of life.
For centuries, farting has been a pass time solely dominated by proud beef and cheese eating American males. But, if you can bear to watch, you'll have to admit that what was once a given, is now very much in doubt.
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Highlights
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superstar
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kinky sex
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cell phone
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high tech
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superstar
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kinky sex
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0:31, 0:31
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cell phone
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Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )
" I -- you're welcome to. Well Internet superstar the silent but violet virgin in my whole load in the doctor's eyes talk show that airs every Wednesday. Right here on Revision 3. So it appears that the Japanese. Content with taking our patents in many facets of the high tech sector. It apparently is that enough that there are already well it appears that let in cell phone technology. Robot research and it's very kinky sex now is this video will -- they've apparently gone and perfected what was once one of our proudest American traditions. -- they call him the bullet -- I call him a threat on our very way of life. First century starting back up pastimes thoroughly dominated my well being and -- the American maps books. You can bear to watch. You'll have to admit that what was once they've given. Is now there's. -- doubt. Acquired skills not only if -- apparently. In control. The bark on command. It's also mastered skills or once owned solely -- college age American frat boys. Pathetic sub -- community colleges. He and his considerable. Power to you how good does that brought them. Hopefully. Now if you I hope these are just camera tricks I hope that we as American males still sit atop the world of competitive market. And -- this video is discredited as a -- I have to begrudgingly admit it we are no longer the best partners in the world. And because of that I have no choice but to say that for today the Japanese -- monster is. -- Internet superstar. Did you have a little -- superstar that you like to nominate -- pleased to -- and at Revision 3 -- job until tomorrow. And you and you --"
" I -- you're welcome to. Well Internet superstar the silent but violet virgin in my whole load in the doctor's eyes talk show that airs every Wednesday. Right here on Revision 3. So it appears that the Japanese. Content with taking our patents in many facets of the high tech sector. It apparently is that enough that there are already well it appears that let in cell phone technology. Robot research and it's very kinky sex now is this video will -- they've apparently gone and perfected what was once one of our proudest American traditions. -- they call him the bullet -- I call him a threat on our very way of life. First century starting back up pastimes thoroughly dominated my well being and -- the American maps books. You can bear to watch. You'll have to admit that what was once they've given. Is now there's. -- doubt. Acquired skills not only if -- apparently. In control. The bark on command. It's also mastered skills or once owned solely -- college age American frat boys. Pathetic sub -- community colleges. He and his considerable. Power to you how good does that brought them. Hopefully. Now if you I hope these are just camera tricks I hope that we as American males still sit atop the world of competitive market. And -- this video is discredited as a -- I have to begrudgingly admit it we are no longer the best partners in the world. And because of that I have no choice but to say that for today the Japanese -- monster is. -- Internet superstar. Did you have a little -- superstar that you like to nominate -- pleased to -- and at Revision 3 -- job until tomorrow. And you and you --"
