As this video will attest, the Japanese have apparently perfected what was once one of our proudest American traditions...farting.

They call him the fart monster.

I call him a threat on our very way of life.

For centuries, farting has been a pass time solely dominated by proud beef and cheese eating American males. But, if you can bear to watch, you'll have to admit that what was once a given, is now very much in doubt.

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