Martin Has a Toothache
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 running time 03:33
In order to make myself feel better about this bullet wound in my jaw, and in order to make you wince, we're going to take a little Internet trip to the third world, to see how dentistry is really done!
Let's start in China, where a shaky old man can perform dentistry next to a rock outcropping for you to beat your skull against when the pain becomes too unbearable.
And nothing says 'sanitary' like this Bangladeshi dentist's office. Not only is there no such thing as laughing gas in that snake-infested mud pit of a country, thjere's no such thing as laughter.
Remember this next time your dentist turns up his water pick a little too high for you comfort.
And be thankful that he doesn't need to handcuff you to a dead stump to keep you from fleeing his office and the soul-crushing amount of pain that lives there.
Oh, I see. You have a sharp piece of gravel from the floor of my office stuck in your teeth! If a man doesn't even know what teeth look like well enough to draw them (http://madbe.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/009_dantist_56.jpg), do you really want him operating on yours? Okay, now to really make you wince, watch this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcfEuzR2v0s) about how dentistry is done in Slovenia. I hope I've disturbed you, and made you feel my anguish. Now I'm off to the oral surgeon. Thanks God for Internet, laughing gas and Vicodin...
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" And welcome the Internet superstar the baby to version of -- well -- a talk show that every Wednesday. Right here on revision -- Mine -- is -- and killing me. Blue streaks of pain searing through -- golf. And I'm supposed to sit up here like a monkey and make you laugh. Not Powell you're going down with going down into the deep connection. -- So here's how it's gonna be. In order to make myself feel better about this in -- bullet wound in my jaw and -- to make you wins. We're going to take and Internet trip to the Third World. To see how dentistry. Is really done. Let's start and and a we're thinking old man mercifully performs -- next to a rock outcropping so you can beat your skull against it when the pain becomes too unbearable. And nothing says cemetery. Like this bag would actually dentist's office. Not only is there no such thing as laughing gas in the snake and let the -- of a country. Also. And there. This image next time your dentist turned up his water -- a little too hot for your comfort you at the and be thankful that he doesn't need to handcuff you to dads don't. To keep him and fleeing his office and the -- a model. That uses it adds its letter. See the problem you have the sharpness of gravel from the floor of my all this talk in your T. If that doesn't even know what it looked like well enough to draw that you really want him operating on yours. Okay now take a look at this not that the guy holding a bottle of alcohol here and -- at that point warmup jacket with the cigarette in one hand in the pliers in the other. -- your dentist. That is he would be if you lived in this rather routine part of Slovenia. There's the dog bowl full of slightly warm water that millions is that the buyers don't bring -- deadly bacteria. Okay at this point it's very important at the dentist and it cigarette before he operates. And it's of course the central to have two wildly drunk friends of the patient down to me here he's comfortable. It also helps that everyone in the operating -- field it's flapping uncontrollably at the misfortune of anguish they make the whole procedure. A it's time they -- at the lollipop or would if such things existed in this part of the world. I guess you don't know any better -- covered this Award is just as good. -- I don't know pressure is that our world that history is today's Internet superstar. German television superstar or perhaps some blanket and adult like activity. If you have either think that of the Barton -- revisions and got jobs. Okay I'm going to the dentist and will demand gas in 45 minutes as well."








