One after the other, Martin Sargent's shows-on television, on cell phones, and online-have been brutally cancelled. When his most recent effort, Infected by Martin Sargent, was axed by Revision3 CEO Jim Louderback, Martin finally cracked. At the show's final taping, Martin doused himself in... Read More
In order to make myself feel better about this bullet wound in my jaw, and in order to make you wince, we're going to take a little Internet trip to the third world, to see how dentistry is really done!
Let's start in China, where a shaky old man can perform dentistry next to a rock outcropping for you to beat your skull against when the pain becomes too unbearable.
And nothing says 'sanitary' like this Bangladeshi dentist's office. Not only is there no such thing as laughing gas in that snake-infested mud pit of a country, thjere's no such thing as laughter.
Remember this next time your dentist turns up his water pick a little too high for you comfort.
And be thankful that he doesn't need to handcuff you to a dead stump to keep you from fleeing his office and the soul-crushing amount of pain that lives there.
Oh, I see. You have a sharp piece of gravel from the floor of my office stuck in your teeth! If a man doesn't even know what teeth look like well enough to draw them (http://madbe.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/009_dantist_56.jpg), do you really want him operating on yours? Okay, now to really make you wince, watch this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcfEuzR2v0s) about how dentistry is done in Slovenia. I hope I've disturbed you, and made you feel my anguish. Now I'm off to the oral surgeon. Thanks God for Internet, laughing gas and Vicodin...