Lil' Internet Superstar

Hosted by Gator and Martin Sargent.

One after the other, Martin Sargent's shows-on television, on cell phones, and online-have been brutally cancelled. When his most recent effort, Infected by Martin Sargent, was axed by Revision3 CEO Jim Louderback, Martin finally cracked. At the show's final taping, Martin doused himself in... Read More

Martin Has a Toothache

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 – running time 03:33

In order to make myself feel better about this bullet wound in my jaw, and in order to make you wince, we're going to take a little Internet trip to the third world, to see how dentistry is really done!

Let's start in China, where a shaky old man can perform dentistry next to a rock outcropping for you to beat your skull against when the pain becomes too unbearable.

And nothing says 'sanitary' like this Bangladeshi dentist's office. Not only is there no such thing as laughing gas in that snake-infested mud pit of a country, thjere's no such thing as laughter.

Remember this next time your dentist turns up his water pick a little too high for you comfort.

And be thankful that he doesn't need to handcuff you to a dead stump to keep you from fleeing his office and the soul-crushing amount of pain that lives there.

Oh, I see. You have a sharp piece of gravel from the floor of my office stuck in your teeth! If a man doesn't even know what teeth look like well enough to draw them (http://madbe.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/009_dantist_56.jpg), do you really want him operating on yours? Okay, now to really make you wince, watch this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcfEuzR2v0s) about how dentistry is done in Slovenia. I hope I've disturbed you, and made you feel my anguish. Now I'm off to the oral surgeon. Thanks God for Internet, laughing gas and Vicodin...

About the Show

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Show Title:
Lil' Internet Superstar
Description:
Join Martin and Gator daily as they invite the online world's most popular, compelling and outrageous characters into the shed to swap stories about what life is like at the top of the online heap. What life is like as an INTERNET SUPERSTAR
Categories:
Miscellaneous
Launch Date:
Feb 11, 2008
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