Balloon Fetish
A looner is somebody with a balloon fetish. That's right, someone who derives sexual gratification from balloons.
But here's the important thing: Internet is lousy with looners!
And believe it or not, there are actually two competing camps of looners. Those who get off by seeing the balloons popped, and those who think a busted balloon is about as big of a sexual turn for the worse as a busted condom.
But those two mainstream groups of looners are too pedestrian for this show. That's right, Internet Superstar likes to really slum it, spelunking the darkest, grimiest caverns of Internet smut.
And therefore I unveil for you today the smoking looners! Yes, these are people who get all frothed up by watching girls and balloons (http://www.balloonfetishvideos.com/balloon-videos/cig-pop-revenge.htm), who also want to see the girls engaging in a filthy, deadly, but oh so pleasurable habit.
And the bitch of it is, though a dark sub-group of the shockingly popular looner fetish, smoking looners aren't even that underground. I'm serious! Go for it, hot shot! Do a Google or YouTube search on balloons and smoking, and prepare to be shocked by how many results you get. So many results that you have to believe that at least one of your close friends, co-workers, family members or fellow parishioners is secretly sickly deep into smoking and balloons.
And that's why smoking looners, and very likely your good friend Rick, are today's Internet Superstars.
Have a nomination for an Internet Superstar? Send it to martin at revision3 dot com
Highlights
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looters
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0:55, 1:09, 1:26, 0:55, 1:09, 1:26
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Stallone
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1:01, 1:01
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Google
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1:31, 1:31
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hotshot
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1:30, 1:30
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looters
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0:55, 1:09, 1:26, 0:55, 1:09, 1:26
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Stallone
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1:01, 1:01
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Google
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1:31, 1:31
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Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )
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" Yeah. Bush gang and welcome to little they have superstar the Japanese -- sized version of life Hindenburg going to talk show that airs every Wednesday. Right here on Revision 3. Do you know what he mirror is well and lets you are one or -- lets you researcher completely bad kids felt like Internet like I do for a living. The answer is probably no. Well a -- is somebody with a balloon that it. That's right some in the derived sexual gratification. From balloon. But here's the important thing Internet isn't lousy with -- And Warner are not there are actually two competing camps the winners those who get out placing the balloons popped. And those -- Boston soon is about as big of a sexual turn for the worse. The Boston. But goes to mainstream groups of looters are too pedestrian for they -- to right. Internet superstar like there really slumped Stallone didn't and darkest grind its caverns of Internet spot. And therefore I -- bail for you today no smoking looters. Yes these are people who get all brought up by watching girls and balloons who also want the singing the girls engaging in a -- leave him alone so pleasurable habit. And the picture of it is still dark subgroup of the shockingly popular -- that smoking looters even underground. Areas. Support hotshot do a Google search or you can search convoluted smoking and prepare to be shocked by how many results you get. So many results we have to believe that at least one of your close friends coworkers that remembers or fellow parishioners is secretly sickly deep in the smoking and balloons. And that's why smoking gun owners and very likely your good friend -- are today's. Internet superstars. You have a nomination Internet superstar it is -- senate deadlock and other data entry not cop. Thanks so much for watching the new --"
